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 >>/876283/
> Their site was up. Just checked. Server runs on Linux probably. Or BSD.
A website in a DMZ is not really reflective of what they're running elsewhere.
All their screens with time tickers etc will be Windows.






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 >>/876278/
Pajeet has finally done the needful to the global computer networks and the technology civilisation that depends on them. During the minutes we have left before the power goes out for the last time, I'd like you all to say something nice about him.
















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 >>/876296/
I dunno. My shit is working.
I'm reading Wizz Air got halted, Budapest Airport is shut down, no flights.
But Hungarian banking is fine for example. Not sure about anything else, they mostly write about global stuff.
I've a peep in IT, but I think he's on summer holiday now or something.








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 >>/876315/
IF IT have been able to export the BitLocker keys from the central store, which they wont be able to do if CS has taken out the server with that domain role. Defence in depth is great.









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Webby do you know which sectors rely heavily on windows? The internet largely seems to be working, but I know a lot of government/banks/big corporations are windows heavy.












































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Went out, filled up the car for the first time in years. Bought some instant noodles and canned food, and took $200 in cash out. Time to get comfy and watch the world burn.



























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>  HELLO SARS I AM RAJEET FROM DELHI HOW CAN I HELP YOO SAR
>  "the damn computer doesn't work"
>  I AM SORRY SAR I NEED YOU TO GO INTO THE SAFE MODE SAR





























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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2024/jul/19/australia-news-live-offshore-detainees-energy-ministers-meet-renewables-transition-heath-housing-cost-of-living?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-6699bcbd8f08c9c817fbb3f1#block-6699bcbd8f08c9c817fbb3f1







































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SES lists about 46 separate ‘tree down’ incidents overnight. Couple of large bangs here with the neighbour’s gum tree dropping things on my carport.




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 >>/876484/
Get Django, add React but still use jQuary next to it, use Bootstrap and Sass, add google apis and Googletagmanager, use 1080p youtube videos as background animation, use buttons and icons and whatnot from random github depo, glue it together with polyfill, put the whole thing on amazonaws, add 50 cdn-s because can't serve your 50MB site with 10MB JS spyware on top which lags on a Ryzen threadripper.
You are a real webdev now.
I think I missed a lot of fun things, REAL webdevs please supplement my recipe.







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 >>/876468/
None of them seemed to realise that she wasn't crying because she was conflicted about her Police orders. She was crying because she is an obvious dyke and one of the groomers they're protesting.

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 >>/876487/
Too late.

 >>/876488/
I forgot Google Fonts tho. Embed images from 3rd party websites, and use social links, and popups with subscriptions, offers and whatnot. Useless, long unskippable animations, and elements floating in from various directions when scrolled. Use just as much text that it would be shorter than this post when combined. 600px height header with menus randomly opening down any time user moves his mouse, 1200px height footer.

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Sounds good to me.




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 >>/876493/
JavaScript is the designated future. Without type safety and checks of Java it just werks then throws horrible crashes for specific user experiences. Perfect solution for Agile teams working to be a super power by 2030.












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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/clint-eastwoods-partner-christina-sandera-dead-at-61/news-story/d84074e3c46be9ab2ed8e53ccb2a3086
not the order anybody was expecting



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Just had one of those new cancerous YouTube ads. Adblockers updated and it is gone. It wouldn't even show me it was an Ad. It was a full length music video.

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 >>/876511/
Have a laugh looking at Reddit and the news instead.
> Cybersecurity stocks SentinelOne, Palo Alto climb after global tech outage
>  >** Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike Holdings CRWD.O drops 10% after a software update by the company appeared to have triggered a worldwide tech outage
https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/cybersecurity-stocks-sentinelone-palo-alto-climb-after-global-tech-outage-53884788

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Placed an order for Coles through Uber Eats as they are offering free delivery until July 31. The money has been debited and Pajeet has been assigned, so I'll either get food or get a chance to abuse multiple businesses at once.









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Dirty coomers
> Thomas Crooks Searched for Porn Before Shooting Trump: FBI
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-shooter-thomas-crooks-final-search-on-samsung-phone-was-for-porn























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 >>/876536/
I kind of wonder if they had some shitty AI automation that created some pseudo security fix and it passed all the tests so it decided it was a-okay to ship without human approval.

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> “We’ve received feedback from customers that several reboots (as many as 15 have been reported) may be required, but overall feedback is that reboots are an effective troubleshooting step at this stage,” a Microsoft spokesman said, Business Insider reported.






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 >>/876548/
I still think this AI revolution will save the economy billions. Imagine using fancy AI automation to create and deploy a software patch without a single human reviewing it. The speed at which you can do it and release it to thousands, millions or maybe billions of devices is revolutionary. If Australia doesn't catch up, we will be left behind in the AI revolution and we can't afford to miss out from all the AI benefits today.

Source:
https://social.tchncs.de/@larntz@discuss.systems/112813662810828226

Also, lol
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41005936

> AI contributed to Google’s 50% jump in emissions
https://thedailyaus.com.au/stories/ai-contributed-to-googles-50-jump-in-emissions/

> Program: Risk of power outages this summer
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/am/risk-of-power-outages-this-summer/103872458


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=nuPZUUED5uk

While a lot of the world's computers are down, womboflix is still up, and tonight will be streaming The Imitation Game (2014), starring Sherlock Holmes. 7pm AEST.

For neets who want to download the movie in advance: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Imitation.Game.2014.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4

































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 >>/876457/
If it turns out to be a nothingburger I haven't lost anything - I'm going to use that petrol in my car eventually, spend the cash instead of eftpos and I normally eat a canned meal every week anyway.













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 >>/876598/
There are whizzer types, especially aged care there. Would be comfy as long as you didn't need to go to the city too often for meetings.
I knew a coordinator that would drive from there every day to town.

































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I had to change my pants (the existing trackies were visibly wet and smelled like bleach/cum) and get a six pack of overproof rum and a bottle of shiraz.




















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Da beach mun. DA BEACH.




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The new usefullcharts video is like inception
Went to a video of religion for breakfast guy to fill in some details of a guy, and now another guy to discuss the language.
























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 >>/876680/
probably
he went on a diet at one point and then opened a restaurant and hasn't uploaded a video in like 5 years
still has over a million subscribers, so youtube vieweers are idiots
I ruthlessly cull my subscription list the moment they stop uploaded or have a dumb opinion






















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 >>/876633/
So? She's doing her job collecting evidence? If she behaved like average women you'd be all:
> Trev
Btw, basically noone panicked in that rally. Trump said so in his speech yesterday. Everyone was standing still, looking for the shooter or pointing him out. But noone lost their head running around and trampling people.

 >>/876635/
Perhaps Disguise Pip.







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 >>/876706/
> Is the Crowd still on Strike?
We are in good hands. The Chief Technology Officer has experience with these outages
> CloudStrike bungle is founder George Kurtz’s second worldwide meltdown
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/cloudstrike-bungle-is-founder-george-kurtzs-second-worldwide-meltdown/KT3GOGKJERCWHMFZKOCZ2PT364/

















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 >>/876713/
I think it is because hiring and developing a responsive cybersecurity team is too hard for businesses when you can just handover the keys to a contractor.

It is also really difficult to find cybersecurity software for most of the common endpoints used by enterprise customers. I cannot imagine where they would find it, but it would be great if you could find such software pre-installed on most enterprise devices. Locking down devices quickly is very important. But in the end, if you don't have the experience in-house, outsourcing the service gets it done.









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 >>/876728/
There were self-managed CrowdStrike options, or you could pay for Overwatch. Regardless, sensors will still update via cloud on a schedule (N, N-1, N-2.. defined by customer).









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 >>/876735/
>  >MS is one of the Big Tech/Big 5
Microsoft doesn't have all that fancy tech speak or fancy features that other companies use to sell their products. So all your staff have to learn how to implement and maintain it, it's easier to outsource it!
> Microsoft Copilot for Security is generally available on April 1, 2024, with new capabilities
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/blog/2024/03/13/microsoft-copilot-for-security-is-generally-available-on-april-1-2024-with-new-capabilities/

 >>/876737/
> or you could pay for Overwatch.
If you install it on all the companies devices that would make it seamless. Yes I understand it can have a purpose for specific endpoint protection, but why every single enterprise device?

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 >>/876746/
> but why every single enterprise device
because dear old Edith in Accounts opening an email attachment that spawns some PowerShell exploit is more realistic than Mr Robot using some 0-day against one of your servers.










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Honestly, Trump should leave that ear wound open, maybe pick it a bit so it gets infected and scars up, It'd make him look badass like Snake Plishkin in Escape from New York




















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Tonight on womboflix is The Imitation Game (2014) - based on the real life story of legendary cryptanalyst Alan Turing. The film portrays the nail-biting race against time by Turing and his brilliant team of code-breakers at Britain's top-secret Government Code and Cypher School at Bletchley Park, during the darkest days of World War II. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


































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 >>/876808/
Why should I? He has a go at other neets for their drinking and diets all the time. He used to go on about other neets being fat until he accidentally posted that tv photo with his obese figure in it and it is much the same with drinking. If he insults Monk, IGA and 10k, then I'll insult him. Fair is fair.



















































































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 >>/876898/
Oui, Monsieur Chat.
I've been away from the board for a bit but FRM left me in charge of the dog whilst she was off in Canberra for a week. The gin was a gift of thanks. Pretty easy work.







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 >>/876905/
I'm going to go have some greens. Then we'll see.
I had some chipotle chicken nugget things last night and now I'm clogged.
Speaking of which, I was driving past Boliver this morning and in there theres an old tree thats been cut down. Must've been huge when it was standing.
Thoughts of a giant knife felling massive logs popped in my head.



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Cooked some honey soy chicken with rice and pigged out. Some of it went into feed packs, but too much went into my already overlarge stomach. I cannot be trusted around food.























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Imagine spending $180 an hour so some cunt can come into your house and tell you to make your own breakfast while he plonks himself down on your couch to watch boomer TV.















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https://nypost.com/2024/07/19/us-news/crowdstrike-global-tech-outage-snarls-early-voting-in-arizona-gop-convention-travelers-delayed
remember when they said voting machines weren't connected to the Internet?


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That moofie last night was so awful but I took away a bit of a laff that Turing wanted to be  a hero for the alglo zionist war against National Socialism and he kinda was, but then the ZOG just raped and murdered him when he stopped being a useful idiot. The whole premise was that the code breaking thing won the war, This is bullshit, It was the orc horde equipped with USA gibs coming from the east that won the war. Then started a cold war that nearly saw nuclear armageddon. So dont play politically incorrect propaganda like that ever again Mr Wombo.





















































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$35 for a steak
$17 for a glass of red wine
56 cents for the privilege of paying for it with my debit card
Why aren’t Australians rioting yet?































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I've done absolutely nothing all day and I'm completely stressed out from doing it. Just not made for this world. Send me a $150 an hour herder please, I can't take care of myself anymore.






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Very strange goon tax. Slept my alarm for 2 hours, every 8 minutes falling back to sleep and having a multitude of dreams. Can't really remember anything I've done this week. I haven't done anything. Practically my entire life exists within this monitor. 
I'm going to put it back in the box and just use my laptop from now on, that might get me back to interacting with meat space more.


















































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I hope you will be able to change the robot waifu's settings to increase their temperature for those cold nights. Get a hot water bottle effect from them in bed.






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> Doctors warn of significant increase in people hospitalised with psychosis after being prescribed medicinal cannabis
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-21/medicinal-cannabis-psychosis-harm-risk-prescription-marijuana/104116952






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 >>/877097/
Sounds more like a Sir issue
> "We're seeing a lot of people getting medicinal cannabis who end up with their first psychotic episode, or we're seeing it dispensed to people who have psychotic conditions, and these people are relapsing," Professor Emmerson says.
> "Part of the issue … are these single-issue clinics which, if you ring up, it doesn't matter what you say you want.
> "They'll provide it for you even though there is probably no indication that it will work, and the prescribers never contact the person's treating doctor.











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 >>/877125/
> Hitler didn't do anything to France
Spooky
> Historically, the loss of Paris always meant the loss of France. The Führer repeats his order that Paris has to be defended. . . . The strongest measures to quell insurrection inside the city must be taken. . . . The bridges across the Seine are to be prepared for demolition. Paris must not fall into enemy hands except as a field of ruins.
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 >>/877136/
It was less than a year before the war ended 
> On August 22 (1944)
> ... Hitler had ordered Paris defended to the last man, and demanded that the city not fall into Allied hands except as “a field of ruins.” Choltitz dutifully began laying explosives under Paris’ bridges and many of its landmarks, but disobeyed an order to commence the destruction. He did not want to go down in history as the man who had destroyed the “City of Light”—Europe’s most celebrated city.
http://history.com/this-day-in-history/paris-liberated

> Dwight D. Eisenhower's headquarters in Reims by Gen. Alfred Jodl, Chief of Staff of the German Army. The unconditional surrender of the German Third Reich was signed in the early morning hours of Monday, May 7, 1945
http://archives.gov/milestone-documents/surrender-of-germany


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What if we'd just let the germans and the commies fuck each other up? Then we wouldn't have had a 50 year cold war against the commies.








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Another night another 14 standards. Looked severely red in the face in the brief glance in the mirror post piss. Head might blow off.













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 >>/877219/
Is this normal?
> JD Vance wrote in "Hillbilly Elegy" that he once became convinced  he was gay when he was a kid.
> "The only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women," he wrote.
> His grandmother quickly put that notion to rest, asking him: "JD, do you want to suck dicks?"
http://businessinsider.com/jd-vance-convinced-himself-gay-hillbilly-elegy-trump-vp-2024-7














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 >>/877233/
No. Now we will answer it for you bro.
Biden remains president at this point in time. That brown woman Koala Harris remains VP.
The new Democrat nomination will choose their own running mate, who will be VP if the Democrats get elected again.




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> 'We try to create teams that are no larger than can be fed by two pizzas. We call that the two-pizza team rule,' Bezos once said.
Team of one here.










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 >>/877240/
I believe they taught the kids to mask (i.e., act normal). If they don't have a release (stim or such) they'll probably develop behavioural issues. Most 'tism diagnosis happen when the kids are older so it will be interesting to see if the result sticks.




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i made the windows start menu
i added zip folders to windows
look at this ancient piece of shit i spent too much money on
i have autism and wrote a book about it










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https://www.news.com.au/national/brittany-higgins-to-sell-french-getaway-as-she-faces-crippling-legal-costs/news-story/e2c9527691e442893a0b8108f4762d4c
couldnt happen to a nicer cunt

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 >>/877248/
If it's affected or changable, that means it's not permanently in that state and symptoms can be alleviated through therapy.
By their own definition, it isn't a disability (a permanent, lifelong condition that cant be treated).







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I want to drop out of life completely. I mean I'm already pretty much dropped out, but somehow I still have stuff to do and I hate it. Also took another no-doze pill.












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 >>/877268/
or you could just get that exact same slop from subway in 5 minutes.....and you might even fuck it up too

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thats why i got the fuck out of NEET town. being on a set income just above the poverty line severely limits the things you can do, things get repetive pretty quick (unless you have a side hustle) (and if that side hustle is drugs you got a good 5 years maybe)




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