/b/ - Random

 >>/76408/
> I'm probably going to buy a cheap one soon to try it out OP.

30€ for a used one! it does remind me most of actual ink on paper. it is so nice to read in the sun.

i'm reading a book about how healing sunlight is currently. dudeman goes into detail about what kind of wavelengths sunlight has and i feel like a fool because i never ever considered this.

i love the combination of ereader + laptop. when i don't understand a concept, i can read about it in the browser and ask stupid questions and look at pictures of the spectrum of waves. the other day i was reading in another book about the protagonist using a certain kind of mountain railway in swizzerland and i just searched for the place in youtube and found a video of someone taking a trip on the mountain railway and that way i can turn interesting passages into pictures and videos if i feel like it 😎

> My eyes are a lil sensitive so I'm going to see if they can work with me.

you can turn up the font size and use whatever font you like. i like to make it a lil bit bigger and then use the open dyslexic font. maybe you can find a combination of size and font that looks particularly nice to you.

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this one

i dunno i am still excited about this little device because i can finally read with this. i have not been able to do it for years. i'm reading about an hour or two every day. 

with reading i don't have this empty disappointing feeling that internet videos give me, i have been increasingly unhappy with just watching youtube videos, i don't like how videos grab too much attention. when i read something, i can keep some of the attention to myself, i don't hyperfocus on details and i like how i can read slower or faster or stop without having to push buttons. also i noticed that this is beneficial for my sense of fantasy, my imagination is turning these boring looking words into worlds that are interesting to be in. i don't think i ever reached this level into reading. reading has always been forced upon me by the evil german education system.

i keep looking for books, i had so many books saved and now i bother to rename them and put them in little folders based on filetype. when my father asks me what is new i keep talking about how exciting reading is to me 🤣

 >>/76113/
i actually bought this display and then i bought a total of 8 cables, adapters and usb-video hubs so i can connect it to everything i have. it works but it is better with an actual computer then with a phone.

either i am missing something or android (lineage os in my case) really isn't good at connecting displays. i can only mirror the display, which means i have an app that changes the phones resolution to the maximum resolution of the screen, otherwise it will only use like half the screen. also i can't turn off the phone screen all the way, otherwise the other screen will go off too. also it forces  some stupid tablet mode that makes the home button tiny and stupidly unresponsive and most apps have a black bar at one side apparently because of the camera.

so lots of stupid little problems, but it works and i'm gonna use it but i am missing an actual linux. android is only good when you use it on one phone as minimally as possible. i probably end up getting a little singleboard computer with a powerbank running as close to actual linux as possible and use it with keyboard and mouse.

i have an adapter that connects hdmi+usb to the usb-c of the monitor that also transmit the touchscreen, this is probably my best option.

Got me interested with the first 14 words... GIGGITY!

I ain't russian so why care

 >>/76946/
> The bdsm / kink community is so draining

bdsm is how order-followers have sex. authority is such an essential part of their psyche that it grew into their sexuality; nothing outside of superior/inferior relationship makes any sense to them, they have left voluntary human interaction behind and have grown dependent on laws/rules/orders. they can no longer see people as equals, there always needs to be a leader otherwise nothing makes sense to them.

just normal sex with someone you are attracted to and like and have a physical/emotional connection with is not boring, it is effortlessly pleasant and fulfilling but because they can not have a real connection with other people, they have to act like they are all tough and normal sex is boring. that's not the case, they say that to divert from the fact that they are borken people unable to have genuine human connections...

oh wow very textured and dry. mine is smooth and moist. you would benefit greatly from chewing your food more. you are but a bag of fluids and so does your stommach expect the food you swallow: a liquid. when you only chew enough to be able to swallow it down, you are swallowing inaccessible surface area that the liquids your stommach is adding can not touch. best case this is just roughage and it flows through you (though you might not have that good of a flow given how dry your sausage is). worst case this gets stuck in your gi tract.

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 >>/76894/

Bad advice. Enjoy your inevitable colon cancer tho.

 >>/76897/

> Bad advice

get a real computer with a keyboard and then you can actually write what is bad about it instead of just presenting your empty minimal effort touchscreen judgement as if it meant anything🙄

 >>/76883/
what's the green stuff?

imagine these hot asian babes taking turns sitting on your face and giving you footjobs all day long

 >>/76930/
> the girls in the Eighty83three

wow those are generic and npc-esque!

that's what you spend your precious time with baby? watching some boring girls pretend to have a life in front of the camera?

 >>/76941/
Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

 >>/76947/
> Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.
this

 >>/76947/
> Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

in no way meant to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for these generic cattle girls.

when they are on onlyfans, there are websites that just mirror onlyfans and you can look at/download their images and videofiles on them for free; which is the only moral way to use only fans because they literally use the money that they don't give the girls to make genocide with.

again i don't mean to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for evil. i can only fap to old porn like seymore butts because evil wasn't invented back then.

 >>/76733/
> Same person posts these on 7chan and chanmx.

So this samefagging idiot  >>/76816/ spams illegal content in those chans too?

 >>/71221/
Nice

 >>/76829/
He is definitely obsessed with this Hazel and another girl.  Just keeps threads about them alive for months or starts new ones if they get pruned.

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 >>/76840/

based 40 get

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 >>/76840/

i don't know what to tell you buddy but trans people are the only real people. enjoy your jew organs tho.

 >>/76796/ she was fine tho

 >>/76659/
tits or gtfo

Is this yunners?

how is he your "boyfriend" if you dont fuck him? but anyway, males only want whores.
 >>/76715/
> how could becky lie to me?
males will do anything but settle for their looksmatch
all males are simpletons without morals

 >>/76935/
> all males are simpletons without morals

yeah you say that but then when you see one that isn't, you lose your shit, literally melt, instantly turn cringe and have your spirit crushed when he doesn't even consider you worth looking at because of how disappointingly unremarkable you are.

you don't even believe someone could be excited for you, you are saying someone should 'settle' for you. i guess that does sound better then adopt you and be your male nurse, which is what you are really after.

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 >>/76235/

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.

 >>/76254/
> you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face
no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly
> takes mocking seriously
> calls females dumb
your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.

 >>/76652/
> no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly

the millionaire plastic surgeon can't change it, you can't change it BUT you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently. while you believe you were unlucky and was dealt a bad hand in life and that there is nothing you can do about it, there may have been quite a lot you could have done about it and potentially still can. the problem is that you are dumb and most likely will not be able to tend to your garden so even though nobody and nothing is stopping you, you still can only count to potato and have not bothered to understand to live a good live which will naturally turn you more beautiful slowly. you failed to learn how to make yourself bloom and now you don't.

> your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.
no my worst problem is that i understood so late that i am not living in a democracy but in a complicated rape-theater-nightmare-prison and i have all these hopes and dreams that aren't really possible in a rape-prison. but don't make your corrupted little head hurt, you are busy being a butterfly who you don't even know you have wings and could leave the cocoon if you stopped eating cheese for a second and spread your wings.

 >>/76658/
> you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently
how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes? how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity? how am i supposed to heal my scars?

 >>/76936/

how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes?

despite what the labcoats repeat, symmetry isn't beauty. i've met plenty of symmetrical faces that were boring and ugly. your face doesn't need to meet certain shape requirements for beauty to occur, beauty is an attitude that ends up manifesting physically. the attitude is difficult to hold for people who just life life unconsciously by imitating the people around without thinking or just defaulting to what is normal.

> how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity?

there is herbal stuff you can do to your pussy. like douche with herbal tea which has a variety of benefits that i already forgot about. it is a herbal formula invented by some relative of the person who came up with the papsmear and an herbalist. look up "heal all tea", i drink this stuff, doesn't taste that good, but it was invented to keep the pussy healthy.

there is other plants that herbalists says make the pussy tight, i have not looked into it too much but i am sure amazing things are possible once you realize plants are your friends.

> how am i supposed to heal my scars?
without knowing anything about it i would buy aloe vera leaves and they last a long time, cut off a small piece and rub the gel that is inside the leaf on the scar. what does it do, does it hurt? does it ooze garbage juice? is it burning? or is it simply not looking nice because you still consider yourself an object mostly?

the most important thing you can do to improve every aspect of your life is diet and exercise. you handle your health. don't be like a christmas tree decoration and wait for a man to save your life to make you all better, nobody is coming. you do your own saving.

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day6

i just peed into an old peanutbutter glass. the reason i do this is to see how good my kidneys function in filtering out toxins because those can be seen in the pee. ideally pea is not a clear liquid but more like a snowglobe, you can see particles in in it floating, if your kidneys function that is. in most people they don't function and one of the big reasons i am doing the fast is strengthen my kidneys.

so i am peeing in a glass, hoping to see particles floating in it. today i am seeing particles, which tells me that what i am doing is working. don't ask a medical doctor to weigh in on this though, the medical doctor doesn't understand detoxification, calls you a quack and insists that this is a sign of "infection" for the same reason the doctor insisted that the covid vaccine is safe and effective. not because he knows but because his superiors threatened him to repeat it or else.

attached is a picture of very impressive kidney filtration. mine wasn't that impressive but since i have been doing this for so many years, i argue that there might not be enough toxins in me to even reach such high levels. i'm already pretty clean so maybe there isn't that much to cleanup inside me. could be, who knows.

 >>/76920/
If you want to detox dissolve a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water, make sure it is fully diluted into the water and chug it down. This will reduce organ inflammation of the liver and kidneys and reduce acidity inside your body. Just a heads up, if you are doing this for the first time ever you might want to be near a bathroom, as this can often flush out crap from your body too.

 >>/76929/
> a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water

i've used bicarbonate before to neutralize my mouth after very acidic juices like lemon juice and i have heard about your approach (i think it was somebody doing a shortvideo, possibly tiktok, about the topic) but i have never given it a try or looked into it deeper. what i remember is the claims of some people it helped them with cancer but i can't remember more details.

i'm more drawn to the herbal detoxes, i've only eaten fruit for ~80 days and then continuation of raw vegan salads with nuts for like 40 more days while taking herbal extracts (drops and capsules) the whole time.

i'm actually cheating now. it is still the evening of day 6 and i have made a soup from 
> instant vegetable stock
> herbs and spices
> onion (which i poured the boiling water over so it is not even raw anymore) 
> fresh pressed garlic 
> an entire bunch of cilantro 

originally i wanted to juice the cilantro but today i had this moment when i  was walking in the park where just these wild herbs smelled so delicious to me. i felt drawn to them, they called me, i almost bit into them. just a random meadow in the park with wild grasses and they smelled so garlicy and delicious to me.

i purposefully wanted to take it more easy this time after doing all the hardcore juice fasting and leave space for little hunches and cravings like that this time. 

what does consitute cheating is that i am eating cooked food (well semi-cooked): the onion. but even though it is a mild onion, currently i am so sensitive that the onion and garlic raw would have been too much. this will also be the first time since completely swearing of cooked food (which i did about a month before i started the fast) that i have eaten something cooked. yes this will slow down my progress but already feel like i am 90% empty. my last two poops were only like 15% and today only 5% or a full sized poop.

 >>/76938/
ate a few spoons of the cilantro and onion but it was too strong and spicy. drank most of the liquid but i just threw away like 80% of the "soup". wasn't good 🤣

if i would have been further along in the fast and not in the first few days in warmup phase, eating something on a stommach this empty is considered dangerous but the danger depends heavily on what is eaten. soup is not that dangerous. apparently some dude died after eating cooked potato to break a fast. well potato is starch, starch is glue. as far as i know the best way to break a fast is with fruit. banana smoothie, this is how i usually do it.