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i want to lobotomize a moid so it eats me out and sits on my lap.
i never knew moids hate women especially their gfs. but at least i learned the easy way.
the dumbest thing is when i get jealous of gay people for getting to fuck ppl who domt hate them, and when i bake muffins and wish i had a moidiot to give them to, but even then it would be bad at me for going near it
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Look at voting demographics, women vote more progressive, better enabling groomer trannies & rapist shitskins. Only men should vote, and they should have weight based on criteria like having a job, wife, kids etc. Women should still have the right to work & school (except police or military), just not vote, for their & our own sakes. The voting power should ideally be with men who have wives & daughters to look after, that would lead to the fairest society.

That aside, you seem to think lurking dodgy imageboards counts as lived experience. You might find the boywife you're looking for if you drop the neuroticism and go outside. I don't hate you femanon, but you have problems.

 >>/72571/
Complete bullshit. Moids do not turn down sex, and you don't eat pussy either.

> Then what exactly are you boycotting and complaining about other than imaginary abuse and paranoia

I haven't been abused because I'm a virgin who doesn't live in a shithole. See above. Moids are absolute fucking parasites

> Tell women to stay virgin if they don't want to ruin their lives
> Get triggered when some women stay virgin
> Tell women that you have no problems if you're not a poor poor male who has to jack off because no one wants to suffer for your coomfort

Asking me what I'm BOYCOTTING if i can get laid is UNBELIEVABLY RETARDED. Moids are so fucking mindless, I'm dumbfounded

 >>/72573/
I'm a virgin you fucking retard. Moids are so fucking stupid, they should not be allowed to vote. You moids have no real problems which is why the retard above you is triggered that I'm a virgin

 >>/72576/
> Be a moid
> Lie
> Repeat

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> Women should ruin their own lives for their own sake
> Why won't women take my advice? I don't mean any harm, I only want the worst for them
> How dare women vote against dying of sepsis!1!1!!!1!!

All moids will commit rape if they think they can get away with it. 

Moids are not people <3

> Tell women to stay virgin
> Get triggered when a woman stays virgin

I'd want a moid who isnt a complete monster, which is why i am a virgin



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Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Uhh thats cool anyways here's something no newfag understands

Once upon a time, down by the equator
Was a bird so absurd, an annihilator
Ten feet tall, with a beak like an axe
It always traveled alone, never hunted in packs
With a neck held high, he could spot his next feast
Banging his head, till the beast was deceased
South America was isolated all on its own
The place where terror birds made their home NO
Smilodon to compete for a snack
Just fields of sloth for them to attack
It comes - Titanis the Terror Bird
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
No one's its Rival
After a million years continents they did drift
As they came together, the ground it did lift
Volcanoes, spewing fire in the sky
The isthmus was formed, and now you know why
Species from the north, and the south they ran
The Great American interchange began
Terror birds are running north moving their feet
With smilodon, and other foes to meet
This time around they're not hunting alone
As predators compete for the throne
It comes - Titanis the Terror Bird
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
Now it has Rivals
Run, Run for your life
Your life's on the line
For the first time
Titanis on his way to mexico
Looking for something to eat
He spies a tasty mixotoxodon
It's time to eat meat
He's gotta run, he's gotta feast
He's gonna show you who is the beast
It's the thrill of the chase
Raining down terror all over the place
And the dire wolves smelled the meat
And they were thinking they wanted to eat
Well they circled around the beast they had found
Ready to fight for their meal tonight
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
Now it has Rivals
Rivals
Rivals



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6 news articles below the translated text. Text includes compilation of details from different articles, to give full picture.

Russia, Dimitrovgrad. 23rd December 2016. Female school student aged 17 (right on pic) and young woman aged 21 (left) had strangled a 24 year old young man, as a premeditated case of murder in order to steal his money.

The 24 year old young man was a foreigner from Tajikistan, who was visiting on a business deal trip and had brought with him large sum of money (at least $20K). He met two young women online, on a dating site. The two young woman were looking to make some money, by offering themselves to well to do men. During their video conversation the young man got very interested in spending the night with them and to prove to them that he is not some poor immigrant just wasting their time, had showed them the dollar packs of cash he had.

He had offered them very good payment for the night with them, but with a special “request”. He wanted to be tied up by them and role play like they are abusing him, with strangulation. Young women saw this as the perfect opportunity to rob him, after tying him up and then strangling him to death.

So not to be seen on cameras, they did not want to meet him at the hotel room. Explaining that since one of them was still a school student, they wanted it to be discreet. So the young man had rented an apartment and even ordered from a restaurant a fancy meal for the occasion.  

When they arrived very late in the evening at the address given (Slavskogo street 22), they had offered to start the fetish role game right away. The young man had eagerly undressed naked and volunteered to be tied up by them. He had also already bought soft nylon rope and a few restrains. But after tying him up, the 17 year old had taken off her bra and proceeded to strangle him with it. With the 21 year old helping her. Thinking that it is just a part of the game that he himself had requested, the young man did not even try to struggle at first. Except that they did not plan to stop and continued to strangle him even after he had finally passed out.

After strangling him to death they had kicked and punched his corpse a few times, to make it look like his death was the result of some gang dispute and he tried to resist and fight and by this leading the police in the wrong direction. And then pushed his corpse under the bed and started to look for the cash he had. Taking with them his cash and a few other items of value. 

The next day in the early morning hours his tied up naked corpse was found by the owner of the apartment, who had rented him the place. He said that he was going to leave early in the morning and just needed the apartment for one night. And after the specified hour had passed, she had entered the apartment. 

That same day the 17 year old young woman went to school as if nothing had happened and even wearing the same bra that she used to strangle a young man with.
They were both arrested by the end of the day. The 21 year old was taken into a police custody and the 17 year old was given a house arrest, until the start of the trial. News articles do not provide the outcome details for the punishment they got for their crime of premeditated murder.

https://old.asiaplustj.info/ru/news/tajikistan/incidents/20170104/v-ulyanovske-devushki-vo-vremya-rolevih-igr-zadushili-urozhentsa-tadzhikistana

https://ulpressa.ru/2016/12/28/rolevyie-igryi-zakonchilis-smertyu-v-dimitrovgrade-dve-devushki-zadushili-molodogo-cheloveka/

https://myseldon.com/ru/news/index/162230033

https://nm.tj/incident/44361-v-ulyanovske-devushki-vo-vremya-rolevyh-igr-zadushili-urozhenca-tadzhikistana.html

https://uliyanovsk.bezformata.com/listnews/ulyanovskom-obernulos-smertyu-devushki/53665500/
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a trans faggot "femcel" that posts soyjak edits, hates humanity, and acts like a lolcow, frankly i dont understand why these faggots even attempt to blend in the the "agartha" edits. just plain fucking retarded
https://www.tiktok.com/@maskmoder [Embed]
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