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i want to lobotomize a moid so it eats me out and sits on my lap.
i never knew moids hate women especially their gfs. but at least i learned the easy way.
the dumbest thing is when i get jealous of gay people for getting to fuck ppl who domt hate them, and when i bake muffins and wish i had a moidiot to give them to, but even then it would be bad at me for going near it

Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.

Geting hypnotized?

Just say yes.

Free will cannot legally enter your body

Hi there this is my first post in any board ever

Tell me anything :3

6 news articles below the translated text. Text includes compilation of details from different articles, to give full picture.

Russia, Dimitrovgrad. 23rd December 2016. Female school student aged 17 (right on pic) and young woman aged 21 (left) had strangled a 24 year old young man, as a premeditated case of murder in order to steal his money.

The 24 year old young man was a foreigner from Tajikistan, who was visiting on a business deal trip and had brought with him large sum of money (at least $20K). He met two young women online, on a dating site. The two young woman were looking to make some money, by offering themselves to well to do men. During their video conversation the young man got very interested in spending the night with them and to prove to them that he is not some poor immigrant just wasting their time, had showed them the dollar packs of cash he had.

He had offered them very good payment for the night with them, but with a special “request”. He wanted to be tied up by them and role play like they are abusing him, with strangulation. Young women saw this as the perfect opportunity to rob him, after tying him up and then strangling him to death.

So not to be seen on cameras, they did not want to meet him at the hotel room. Explaining that since one of them was still a school student, they wanted it to be discreet. So the young man had rented an apartment and even ordered from a restaurant a fancy meal for the occasion.  

When they arrived very late in the evening at the address given (Slavskogo street 22), they had offered to start the fetish role game right away. The young man had eagerly undressed naked and volunteered to be tied up by them. He had also already bought soft nylon rope and a few restrains. But after tying him up, the 17 year old had taken off her bra and proceeded to strangle him with it. With the 21 year old helping her. Thinking that it is just a part of the game that he himself had requested, the young man did not even try to struggle at first. Except that they did not plan to stop and continued to strangle him even after he had finally passed out.

After strangling him to death they had kicked and punched his corpse a few times, to make it look like his death was the result of some gang dispute and he tried to resist and fight and by this leading the police in the wrong direction. And then pushed his corpse under the bed and started to look for the cash he had. Taking with them his cash and a few other items of value. 

The next day in the early morning hours his tied up naked corpse was found by the owner of the apartment, who had rented him the place. He said that he was going to leave early in the morning and just needed the apartment for one night. And after the specified hour had passed, she had entered the apartment. 

That same day the 17 year old young woman went to school as if nothing had happened and even wearing the same bra that she used to strangle a young man with.
They were both arrested by the end of the day. The 21 year old was taken into a police custody and the 17 year old was given a house arrest, until the start of the trial. News articles do not provide the outcome details for the punishment they got for their crime of premeditated murder.

https://old.asiaplustj.info/ru/news/tajikistan/incidents/20170104/v-ulyanovske-devushki-vo-vremya-rolevih-igr-zadushili-urozhentsa-tadzhikistana

https://ulpressa.ru/2016/12/28/rolevyie-igryi-zakonchilis-smertyu-v-dimitrovgrade-dve-devushki-zadushili-molodogo-cheloveka/

https://myseldon.com/ru/news/index/162230033

https://nm.tj/incident/44361-v-ulyanovske-devushki-vo-vremya-rolevyh-igr-zadushili-urozhenca-tadzhikistana.html

https://uliyanovsk.bezformata.com/listnews/ulyanovskom-obernulos-smertyu-devushki/53665500/

a trans faggot "femcel" that posts soyjak edits, hates humanity, and acts like a lolcow, frankly i dont understand why these faggots even attempt to blend in the the "agartha" edits. just plain fucking retarded
https://www.tiktok.com/@maskmoder [Embed]

Nigga, nigger, chink, chingchong, cracker, no-purpose flour, mayomonkey, faggot, queer, wetback, niglet, common negroid, beaner, borderhopper, do not redeem, dyke, fag, chigger

Comment below which ones I missed

I find it kinda funny this is the only woman I've had meaningful sexual relations with and she's literally a fucking cat. Lover her with all my heart anyways✌️❤️‍🩹

......Why is America SOOO Obsessed with welding?, don't get me wrong welding is a fantastic skilled trade and career path but they seem to be overly obsessed with it.

The FBI already said "there is no client list". The Epstein List is a list of the cloned children who were mind programmed. Here are some of the names you will find on the Epstein List:

Sabrina Carpenter
Ivanka Trump
Britney Spears
Demi Lovato
Justin Timberlake
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift
Hilary Duff
Christina Aguilera
Zendaya
Jake Short
Selena Gomez
Zac Efron
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton

The "Samson Option" is the activation code for the Self-Destruction option in the mind controlled clones. And who knows how many people are clones at this point? 

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.” And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.”  And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.” The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;” And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.” And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;”  And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.”  And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!”  And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit