/b/ - Random

I think we're all tired of discussing it.
 >>/58158/

 >>/66752/
It will take couple months from its death to be back up, told you to enjoy the ride outside do something with your life, complete all of that steam backlog video games or switch vidya you bought for bad weather purposes. This is that time brother. Get serious, also about your fitness, get serious, commando pull ups/Australian Pull Ups (or deadhang if you can't do the easier variants), push ups, dips and reverse lunge squats and regular squats and you will be fitter than most regular people that don't exercise if you do 3xMax that back to back every day and rest one day of the week.
 >>/66763/
It sucks that it happened but life moves on: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e09MXb-wXPI

I've been living my best life since it died. I am truly free.

i have gone to that legendary place they used to call "outside" bro, it was wild

 >>/66843/
Sounds like you tapped some hookers anon, did you get a latina hooker suck your cock or something?

 >>/66752/
tired of seeing anons bring it up

Sad, because i liked of 4chan. They are introduction me on channels world, is my first international imageboard. Is weird open the pc and write the url, and saw her don't exist any more.

It was inevitable. deal with it. also why do i get messages if i post a short msg, such as "flood detected"?

 >>/66989/
it is a bug from internal server of imageboard, but stay, reload the page and try post again.

 >>/66845/
bro ain't nobody believing this, but i had fun without having sex or doing drugs

Rip guys

 >>/66752/
i just wanna see the doxlist from that rape all niggers post. anyone care to share?

 >>/67236/
Sounds miserable

RIPZ

I have been on 8chan and shit, but it was mainly their problem they shut down

Why did the Dothan party have to hack such a massive and famous part of the web. But at least people can migrate to endchan. Maybe we should start a 4chan migration board.

I me at to say wojak party

Some of us miss it

I know

I'm a refugee from 4chan, I was mostly on /n/, the transportation board. We were having a good time discussing bikes, trains, and planes, then everything went down. I miss it now that it's gone, but I have a slight hope that it might rise from the grave and return.

 >>/69035/
I’m also from 4chan and I think we need to start a refugee board on here

 >>/69044/
Perhaps we should, I'm still getting used to the layout of this site, it's a bit different.

getwatcher.net
try out your options and find one you like
you're free now

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When will they fix it?

 >>/66752/
4chan was gay, get over it.

It'll come back anyway

Cool.

Soon

 >>/66752/
4chan has arisen from the dead!

lulz and fail

I’m soo glad it’s back

Based. ..

Anon got into a janitor thread

Crazy

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 >>/69934/
Reminder the current Janitor on /a/ is a chinese cuckold who spams porn shit, you could probably expose him for bestiality stuff on their computer. The current Janitor on /v/ is a gacha gaming sony fanboy who defends their cuckoldry obsession. Pic related was too much for him as he tried to find an excuse to ban me, they also allowed an off-site liberal raid to last for hours that they were most likely part of.

Nothing has changed, Janitors need to be dox'd again in order to make them learn their lessons.

I’m going to indulge in talking about 
The Billion Queendoms War.

While talking about the death of 4chan.
Yeah I went on there, few truest channers.
Abysmal quality. Mostly samefagging spam. I dare say this website has more users. Even though on there the few people that are post a crazy amount. One of the reasons deviant threads don’t grow is because there really is no one on there. Cheers to “Ukrainians” and Levantine. Cheers to WATERSUPPLY! 

Sure, some people are on there. 


But even a slightly gatekept true chan is going to be what moves on. Judging by Twitter, the internet still exists, but is sensitive and jumped ship long ago.

I’d stay here if I could upload pictures but strangely I can’t

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 >>/69981/
Nvm I can upload pics after all.

Ok so
The Billion Queendoms War happened during 
and around the Bronze Age.
It was a war in Japan and written in Ainu. Extremely
old text.
But other nations had similar wars of similar name premise but I’m just going to go with


The 
Jap Billion Queendoms War

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 >>/69982/
For starters the war was cool as fuck

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 >>/69983/
Like straight banging yo

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 >>/69984/
The population at the time was ridiculously high

The sex was
amazing

The vibes were flabbergasting

The people were fattening up.
The population was vastly mostly girls.

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 >>/69985/
As the numbers increased and the fuck tonnage grew, it
began to weigh.
the prosperity and all the fat assed girls caused much personality

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 >>/69986/
Character and high standards
birthed
greater sparks

but then also caused militarization when the desires for stronger boundaries in gardening the energy increased more and more as an obesity epidemic grew. Fat asses were too big and immaculate quality of sensitive distinct vibes grew too sensitive.

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 >>/69987/
So naturally ever more militarization. Huge girls with huge wills.
Why were girls only
really getting born?
who knows.

but anyways. Some wars from prior to the Bronze Age still had a voice. And it got complicated. 
It can be said it started before the Bronze Age but the Bronze Age and early Iron Age parts were insane. 

Some curious girls were now holding ornate bronze weapons instead of bamboo spears and were supposed to check on what clans had the biggest asses in order to protect the sacred vibes of their own
potbellies.

And to make matters worse,
girls were still talking about the fucking stone age and throwing rocks about sometimes petty sometimes complicated stuff.

War was expected. And birthrates accelerated.

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The further militarized birthrate caused problems.
Clearly the many Queendom wars of the stone age were much bigger than some remembered and embers were still around.

Though the sex was amazing. And the vibes still immaculate. Perfect spirit. Gardened. Refined.

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Billions of Nippon

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Billions!

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Billions and billions!

And in the meantime small wars had been going on between many queendoms. At remarkable speed similar to the development of Egypt, Greece, Babylon, Persia, India, and the rest of East Asia, the Nippon military refinement was so much that it created an eagerness.




Suddenly it seemed every
girl
called themselves a warrior.
Even the once most humble verities had ambitions. When there was no scarcity, what was the need of rulers? At most the scarcity was the immense love of quality community & quality energy/vibes/spirit/stories, and the only problem was how fat and pushy that
       girls were getting about this

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This was not so easy. As times were good enough yet complicated enough that the
cycle worsened yet flourished in that it also generated bigger fucks.

The smaller wars that most ignored were growing more complicated. Cannibal queens emerged from realms that were not thriving as much as the others. And started getting equally as strong extremely fast.

This is when Sumo was gaining more traction.
   a girls sport.

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 >>/69993/

Girls gambled on fights.
The fights became highly political.
Often preferring those with bad blood and matching them to have extremely long fights.
But the fights that were designed to be interesting and fun with combatants that didn’t have bad blood. People the combatant would enjoy fighting. But the fights were long and times were dangerously good so strange sparks began to be dredged up and militarization & drama increased.

The war was utmost dramatic.

A war of near infinite unseen stories and divinest wills.

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 >>/69990/
By the way that symbol is actually an Ainu symbol. Not exactly a Nippon symbol.

My mistake. But suffice to say, Billions of Ainu and billions of Nippon.

 >>/69993/
This is more Nippon


Tho
people interbred

 >>/69995/
Just shitpost elsewhere with your AI written fan-fiction, this is finno-korean hyper war level gook-theory. Not true by any means. Tribal people weren't matriarchs other than Africans even if they worshiped a Goddess. Us western shamanic peoples were worshiping the spirits of the nature and were patriarchal with usually a High God of the Sky (big sky daddy meme in folk-religions also exists as the main deity of the pantheon you can see this in the Nordic Odin and Thor characters for example in western paganism.

 >>/69996/
Also Tengri is similarly a "big sky daddy" type of figure that's found in Mongolian/Ancient Turkish groups religions all the way to Hungarian pre-historic people.

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 >>/69995/
 >>/69994/

The drama and personalities were so anime tier.

Suffice to say Queendoms during this time fast grew and solidified and refined at remarkable speeds.






The Sumo girls caused Queendoms of drama not necessity.


You can see now why this became one of the biggest wars ever.
Survival wars tend to end when certain logical conditions are met.


Just the awareness that the population was mostly girls and overpopulated and with obesity epidemics and with the beginning of sumo in this time tells most of the story.

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 >>/69997/
 >>/69996/
> girls?! But that’s impossible!

I wonder what verity of girls in the Queendom war I’m talking about let you into the chat instead of all the others.
All is connected.





Hey puppet master that isn’t posting, what’s your clan? And are you really the puppet master if you’re shoved into attacking in such a way?
Who holds you back from doing other things?

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 >>/69999/
 >>/69999/

Big wars require big fucks, and some are not good for the vibes of big fucks.
Basically girls looked around for the verities of girls im describing and ate them. And told others about what sort of girl they are if they clogged everything up while being unassuming neutral normals.

Just one of the side shows.


Thus a dramatic event instead of something boring.

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 >>/70000/

The billions
and billions of
Nippon.




Natural small wars just kinda got bigger and bigger.

Some people just


enjoyed fighting.

Like crazy

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We’re talking utmost quality drama.

 >>/69999/
You are just a shitposting retard like anyone trying to claim we were only eating plants or we are supposed to vegan. Just get out retard lmao.

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 >>/70008/
We ate all your associates.
Some girl who just isn’t your associate enough would then explain to the other clans what’s going on.

 >>/70010/
>  Ooga booga.
There was nothing like that going on you pathetic cuck.

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one of the oldest languages

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 >>/70011/

Japanese exist because your sort don’t.

And you detest the alternative of us eating yall.

Why are you scared of girls?

You need to believe they’re subordinate?
Or you’ll shiver when they smirk?

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sooooooooo many Nippon.

Billions and Billions and Billions and Billions


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Somewhat similar to these vibes imao

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 >>/70015/
 >>/70014/
These aren’t accurate. But still.

 >>/70013/
This is the most retarded braindead take I've ever heard, stop embarrassing yourself you retard, you will never be Japanese you Zainichi/Chinese/Indian migrant.

Hmm

Ok

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 >>/70066/
This is one of the pedophile janitors who work at 4chan. They deserve the rope. They keep up the ukraine propaganda gore videos and they let the leftists take over. Guilty party.

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 >>/70073/
And I got a ban for this. Which means info is accurate. These jannies should kill themselves. They only hand out website-wide bans if the info is legitimate.

Unjust banning is bad on 4chan

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 >>/70017/
Gtfo and stop stalking our community, Israeli.
You legit fear anyone else. How long are you going to doge being told to walk on a minefield, unironic lowest-life drafted to be an official internet-pest . 

 >>/70073/
These creeps are significantly at fault for the suffering in Ukraine and Russia. It’s mind boggling. What a crud timeline.

Basically pests that invaded the website and since Hiro isn’t interested in western existence, it’s better to just make other chan websites that are identical.

Dare we admit that these forums are important.
Dare we admit something seriously wrong has happened.
Dare we admit that starving children, is not ok.

Such creepy weak nonsense.
What is bizarre is how long it has taken for some good cures.

Highly recommended and welcomed. It's a glowing leftist honeypot.