Boyfriend requirements:
> honest
> gentle
> doesn't have a long head
> doesn't have a retarded haircut
> has to either like getting me off or spending time with me
> not from russia, britain, france, spain, italy, cuba, any muslim country, china, india, south africa, or japan
> listens to what i say instead of body language bullshit
> reasonably hygenic (if u think wiping ur ass is gay kys)
and that's why i'm a permavirgin