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Save me out of the matter of this darkness, that I may not be submerged therein, that I may be saved from the emanations of god Self-willed which press me sore, and from their evil doings.

"'Let not this darkness submerge me, and let not this lion-faced power entirely devour the whole of my power, and let not this chaos shroud my power.

"'Hear me, O Light, for thy grace is precious, and look down upon me according to the great mercy of thy Light.

"'Turn not thy face from me, for I am exceedingly tormented.

"'Haste thee, hearken unto me and save my power.

"'Save me because of the rulers who hate me, for thou knowest my sore oppression and my torment and the torment of my power which they have taken from me. They who have set me in all this evil are before thee; deal with them according to thy good pleasure.
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i'm serious you stupid nigger, nobody even knows what you are talking about. your posts are just incoherent babbling and pictures of gay porn and shit. what the ever loving hell you fucking nigger monkey idiot
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And actually, to delve into psychology for a moment, when a person experiences trauma or has a psychotic episode due to a trauma, perhaps when a person is shot in front of them, or stabbed, or their body mangled in a car wreck, their behavior suggests that they have a soul from outside of this realm that is not accustomed to the chaos of the material world.
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It's also even possible that Yaldabaoth wants to get rid of humans anyway, and start making cyborgs out of A.I. He played around with dinosaurs for a long time, and they're partially responsible for crude oil, which he played around with by making the combustion engine.

It's very highly likely that Yaldabaoth will move onto A.I. cyborgs.
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> dinosaurs
> they're partially responsible for crude oil

LOL! Dinosaurs did not create natural resources, stop believing lying corrupt politicians who wish to control and profit from those very resources you moan about. Come on man, grow up.
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I honestly can't wait for Democrats to return and the dumb ass voters wonder why the war with Iran is still raging and why price inflation and the cost of living keeps getting higher and higher and higher as they keep sucking the big jew cock all day long 24/7. The tears from all sides will leave me smiling. I prepared for the worst already, have you?
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I don't take care of my teeth. I'm not from here. I always hated having these what are essentially rocks in my mouth, made of calcium and phosphorous, or calcium phosphate (just looked up the true name of the minerals).

It's disgusting. The same things that makes up sediment are in your mouth hanging in there like rocks.

I've always felt disgusted by that.
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Later in his life, Sellers observed that while his father's faith was according to the Church of England, his mother was Jewish, "and Jews take the faith of their mother."

And all these, with the race, that came down, flee from him who had fled from the throne to the Sophia of hope, since she had earlier given the sign concerning us and all the ones with me - those of the race of Adonaios.
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I brush my teeth a couple times a week with hot water and a hard toothbrush only. I have not had any cavities in the last two decades after doing so.

When I was younger I actually believed the absolute bullshit lie that fluoridated toothpaste sugar was good for our teeth. Total fucking scam. I used to get cavities because of that lie.

Now days I see a dentist once per year. I have near-perfect teeth. Dentist asked me how I took care of them. Told the dentist the truth and she couldn't help being in confused shock. She now realizes everything they were told was all a big lie and that her job revolved around people being gullible and conned.
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I had a 2020 Camaro LT1 but my mom sold it. I wish I had money for a cool car. I like the LT1 because it looks more European than American, the front end and all that.

Every car I suggest to buy, my mom denies the purchase, even if it's cheap, so now I have no car.
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The first film in the Mission Impossible franchise uses a reference to the Book of Job from the Old Testament of the Bible. I remember watching this movie as a kid and I remembered this reference. The problem of suffering is talked about in the Book of Job. God uses Satan (Lucifer) to test Job, taking away his possessions and way of life.

The way I interpret all of the texts is this: Satan is actually Sabaoth, a child of Yaldabaoth (God), who introduced secret knowledge to Adam and Eve in secret. Sabaoth (Lucifer, Satan) was then raised to the higher divine realms for subverting Yaldabaoth's plot.

Yaldabaoth punished the serpent (widely interpreted as Lucifer or Satan) and began tormenting humans with souls for millennia, but Sophia brought Sabaoth from out of the material chaos because he repented of his father's (God's) wickedness. When you interpret all of the texts this way, it all begins to make sense.

The dragon referenced in the Book of Revelation actually isn't Satan, but is Yaldabaoth (God) himself, as he is described as a serpent with a lion's face, i.e. a dragon. The dragon (Yaldabaoth, God) then pursues the woman (Sophia) who gave birth to the male child (Jesus).
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You know that if the government were subservient to me it would prevent most suffering, decay, immorality, and death, right? How long does the charade continue? Twenty years? Fifty? Forever? Don't bring me back here ever again. The worst part for you is that after all this time, I would drop the offer to lead any group or authority. It will get worse and worse.
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I think the next James Bond should be Aaron-Taylor Johnson

He's not quite tall enough for me, but out of all the prospective Bonds I've seen online, he fits the bill most of all. He's handsome, has an English accent, and he simply fits the role.

I'd choose Aaron-Taylor Johnson

Callum Turner does NOT look like James Bond
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When you're vying for freedom, with classical Libertarian values the USA was founded upon, why do police and redneck Republicans become fascist, trampling on your rights, worshiping an Orange Man at the center?

Even right-of-center Democrats do it, like Laura Kelly, governor of Kansas

Laura Kelly is the one who moved in the Kansas Highway Patrolman across the street from me. The fact that she became the director of the Jewish Hospital for Respiratory and Immune Diseases is a misdirection.

This lady is a huge piece of shit

https://www.governor.ks.gov/Home/Components/News/News/956/56
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The funniest part of it is that it is all a humiliation ritual. They use the government to intimidate me just for stating my opinion on things online. I don't do anything illegal. They prompt me into reacting to them, so they can arrest me on bogus charges, and they know that I'm too nice to give them a trial, so I let them charge me

(Just like it says in the Gnostic texts --- They charged me and I was willing --- Second Treatise of the Great Seth)

I told you this: if you were what they were you would smother them in their sleep

They claim to be "Catholic", "Orthodox", "Evangelical", or anything in between, but they're actually against Jesus Christ himself, because they're mentally ill.
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I look out my window and see the Highway Patrolman's next door neighbor talking to him and playing with his dog.

I go over and ring his doorbell and he comes out pointing a gun at me in his full dress uniform and yells, "WHAT DID YOU RING MY DOORBELL FOR?!"

They're mentally ill, bro

What if I needed help? I was just trying to meet him and find out who my neighbor was. I thought he might have been moved in to protect me by the State.

Nope. He was moved in to kill me.
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I think they chose Daniel Craig as James Bond because I had blonde hair. I'd be excited if they chose Aaron-Taylor Johnson as the next Bond because he's Jewish. I think the world in terms of creativity follows me.

007 means the state of perfection in the material realm, but it is a shadow of the true divine realm, of which the number that follows is 8.

8 = infinity, a loop, also sort of like Ouroboros. A coding loop. Eternality. 7 is not a loop, but is the number YHWH chose to reveal himself with. He always chooses the number 7, but it is a shadow.

In his material realm, the number 8 (or infinity) would result in a system crash. Thus his material realm is limited and subject to decay.

> A loop in computer programming is a control flow structure that repeats a block of code a set number of times or until a specific condition becomes false.

> A player must pocket all seven balls of their assigned group (either solids numbered 1–7 or stripes numbered 9–15) and then legally sink the black 8 ball to win.
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Yaldabaoth's limited conditional statement is why you eventually die

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> A loop is a program or script that repeats the same instructions or processes the same information over and over until receiving the order to stop. If not handled properly, a loop can cause the computer to become slower as it becomes overwhelmed with repeating the same steps in an endless loop.
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"And his consort is the Great Sophia, who from the first was destined in him for union by Self-begotten Father, from Immortal Man, who appeared as First and divinity and kingdom, for the Father, who is called 'Man, Self-Father', revealed this. And he created a great aeon, whose name is 'Ogdoad', for his own majesty."

http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/sjc.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9XdtjmCg-y8
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And Jesus continued again in the discourse and said: "It came to pass then thereafter, that at the command of the First Mystery I looked down on the world of mankind and found Mary, who is called 'my mother' according to the body of matter. I spake with her in the type of Gabriēl, and when she had turned herself to the height towards me, I cast thence into her the first power which I had received from Barbēlō--that is the body which I have borne in the height. And instead of the soul I cast into her the power which I have received from the great Sabaōth, the Good, who is in the region of the Right."

Those who do not hate their father and mother as I do
cannot be my students,
and those who do not love their father and mother as I do
cannot be my students.
For my mother gave me falsehood,
but my true mother gave me life.

The identity of the "man" in Daniel 10 is not explicitly stated in the text, leading scholars and commentators to hold different views:
• The Archangel Gabriel: Many commentators view the messenger as Gabriel, who previously appeared to Daniel in chapters 8 and 9 to explain prophetic visions.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hPm4eiiD08

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

[Chorus]
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
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Obviously, if this is the chance to defeat Russia for all time, you should take it. Russia has been a thorn in the side of Europe as well as America for centuries.

The authorities in this world are ignorant and untaught. Elon Musk has 1 trillion dollars, but he's stupid enough to not see that Russia is being demolished in real time faster than a meth head needs his fix.

I even might start to believe that Trump, Elon, and the Republicans by proxy work for Russia, as a sort of last gasp of the USSR. The Cold War was fought up until the 80s after World War 2, and now with Russia falling faster than the Twin Towers, Elon wants Ukraine to stop the slaughter. 

Russia started the slaughter by trying to expand its failing territory. Putin attacked the Ukraine, and Trump, Elon, and the Republicans are playing for the underdog in this scenario, because this is the ultimate chance to make Russia a satellite state of the West, under Western control.

Russia is actually losing. That's the comedy portion.


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