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YOU'RE USING TOO MUCH!!
"Canning tips for stopping inflation"
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Marry a fucking pineapple.

 >>/51753/
wdym?

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1. go to those places
2. find boyfriend

Whether you are a boy or girl, don't be afraid to ask someone out or to hang around those you like. Be persistent, typically if people realize you admire them enough you'll eventually have the opportunity to get laid. It's simply human nature to seek love.

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 >>/51751/
> I want a bf from US what should I do? 

1) set up a box trap
2) put a hamburger as bait
3) wait. amerigans will come to you

ur welcome OP

 >>/51751/
If you are halfway decent looking just ask a guy you think is a stud if he wants his dick sucked. Don't let others hear you though, pull him aside and ask him sometime, perhaps at some party or public gathering. I'm pretty sure you would find your next lucky boyfriend that way. No guy in his right mind turns away a blowjob unless the woman is absolutely ape-shit ugly.

step one: give up, the world is a shithole

As long as you are not ugly, just tell a dude you like you want to get fucked and chances are you will hit it off.