/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/104539/
I think he's stealing a good wage for being an absolute shitter that can't even farm points from conti teams in china

Almeidingz doing pologne instead of burgos

Guess they want to test his punch?

I'm not even sure who's the leader in that team. Guess it will be 4 retards riding each for their own race and poor Bjeu slaving away.

 >>/104542/
PPATT posts a few posts above yours

 >>/104537/
dare I say he's pulling a froome

 >>/104544/
If he had any ambition left he'd never join Cofidis. A deeply unserious team.

 >>/104541/
very cool

Jon Agirre DSQ for some reason

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cheeky pozzer

 >>/104548/
Fucking vile

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First ride on the gravel, everything is fine. Always strange to switch between bikes and this is way more stable/high compared to my TCR. But overall feels good. Some very nice roads in the woods here, some NASTY rampas too

 >>/104550/
very nice! did you go up Kahlenberg and Hadersfeld?

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Man, American food is the stuff of nightmares

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 >>/104551/
Bit more west

 >>/104551/
 >>/104554/
have you two ever met up and ridden together

 >>/104555/
nein

 >>/104553/
You haven't lived

 >>/104550/
Was this the new Crux?

 >>/104558/
Y

 >>/104553/
what's the point of putting corn sugar on top of "popped" corn?

 >>/104560/
carbmaxxing the FUCK out of your meal

 >>/104560/
humiliation ritual

listen up
corn sugar syrup on top of a block of american cheese

> DNS HARPER Christophere

Vichy? that rings a bell. makes me wonder what German tv will say about it. the Vichy government was very successful at exporting French wine to Germany, wikipedia says.

By the way, Chris HARPER, Eddie DUNBAR and Lukáš DUMBRIDGE are in fact three different runners, in case you didn't know that

 >>/104564/
harper the unhanded

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 >>/104555/
no but it is in order I would say. austro-french gravel coalition

> Tadej Pogacar écrase tout dans ce Tour de France 2026 (4-26 juillet), limitant les surprises et le suspense, et pourtant les audiences sont au rendez-vous sur France Télévisions. À mi-parcours, après 10 étapes, celles-ci ont réuni en moyenne 3,1 millions de téléspectateurs (32,8 %), chaque jour à partir de 13 heures, sur France 2 et France 3.
> Il s'agit de la meilleure audience depuis 2013, à ce niveau de la Grande Boucle. L'étape du 14 juillet, remportée là encore par le coureur slovène (UAE), a attiré en moyenne 5,1 millions de personnes sur France 2, avec un pic à 7,3 millions.
> La plateforme France.tv affiche, elle, un record historique, avec 17 millions de vidéos vues et 88 millions de vues sur les réseaux sociaux.
And this is despite a shity parcours to make the race "close"

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Speaking of rampas I'm not sure this is doing it justice but this is STEEP

 >>/104570/
should be easy with gravel gearing no?

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 >>/104526/
It's not even mountainous by any degree
Are you telling me good old bohemes decided to visit the great state of Nebraska, settled down and said "yep, that looks like good old Bohemian alps we had at home"?
Something doesn't add up

Looks like a gr*vel paradise though

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 >>/104572/

> no spanish shitters in my breakaway today 
Veistroffer

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heh, my boy Joãu, he just needs more time

french tv showing Danish slags

 >>/104571/
Borderline on the 40*45

 >>/104577/
I have on belgianbert's authority that no true bert needs more than 36/34

 >>/104575/
De teirlinck is geworpen Renaat

 >>/104578/
I mean if I lose 10kg maybe

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why do these retards have such massive audiences?

 >>/104582/
 >>/104581/
its engagement farming innit, write some ragebait for $$$

Grug fake 20 sec push, his work is done

 >>/104584/
Excuse me but I need him to lead out Jappe again

 >>/104578/
Everything depends on where you live, you just keep acting like you're riding for hours on 15% gradients and need granny gears when it's probably like 2% of all your riding

 >>/104585/
need to secure 7th in the sprint

 >>/104581/
If anyone tells him he is actually interested in this "X essay" I will find this person and demolish him

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 >>/104586/
Or perhaps I would be riding them more if I didn't have to actively avoid them

If Slock closes this I am going to fucking squeak