/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/105522/
Cheers!
I vill monitor your downfall.

 >>/105523/
> where's that little weasel gaudu at

 >>/105512/
> ignores lipowitz that outsprinted him
> sees his teammate as a slave
> thinks cracked del toro can still pass him

 >>/105520/
> end of week 2 just before the rest day
> full train still in the race
> easy-ish stage before the final climb
it's literally plateau de beille v2

del toro already went crazy on that climb during the dauphiné, so yeah, it's gonna be disgusting

 >>/105520/
Honestly now the only thing left in this tour is the seething from insane w/kg. I hope he beats pantani huez as well

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kwab of the year contender

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 >>/105529/
And some good Schadenfreude as well

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 >>/105530/
No wins, no friends. It's over.

 >>/105530/
No wonder Pog looks sad.
Can't bully someone who's in the ditch.

 >>/105530/
cruel and unusual punishment

 >>/105534/
karmic retribution

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Kek, that must have been a big check
https://x.com/cyclingontnt/status/2078157001872318563

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it's over

Each day I upload couple of highlights, the "best" bouts of the day. Trying to pick entertaining ones, big struggles, intense fights, curiosities that happen.
Since I forgot to shill the stream here's today's selection:  >>/sp/301876/

I mean here:  >>/sp/302170/

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 >>/105537/
> hyhy

 >>/105540/
< _<

 >>/105530/
Hmm, I wonder if Campy blogged about that.

 >>/105537/
 >>/105536/
well he needs to cross it off his list eventually
might as well get it over with

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 >>/105537/
> A Prince Albert (PA) piercing is a male genital modification that enters the urethra and exits through the underside of the glans. Healing usually takes 1 to 6 months. Proper hydration and daily saline soaks are essential to keep the area clean and reduce irritation.

 >>/105544/
Sure.
But he should wait for next few years when the wc is a sprinter fest and not something tailor made for him.

 >>/105546/
He's winning WC no matter how he prepares for it

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 >>/105545/
> Things I didn't need to know.

Thank Bert.

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 >>/105545/
I once saw a guy with lots of genital piercings and a completely split open penor (so basically cut in half from tip to balls) on a beach in Lanzarote.

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 >>/105549/
> so basically cut in half from tip to balls

> Et pour y parvenir, il s'attaquera demain à une étape « vraiment difficile avec de très belles montagnes sur un parcours qui convient bien à notre équipe. Cela pourrait être une journée propice à de nombreuses attaques. Elle nous convient bien et elle sera difficile pour les autres. 
> elle sera difficile pour les autres

 >>/105549/
> split
f-for what purpose

 >>/105549/
how do I unread this?

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Cycling?

 >>/105554/
no
its dead pogacar has killed it

 >>/105554/
split cock is aero like that cervelo handlebar

kek Mauro retelling the vegas story here

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I had a gargantual ride planned but it seems I have been persuaded to do a (big) schnitzel group ride instead
You don't say no to a schnitzel

shall be travelling to the alps and visiting stage 19+20, time for ciclismo

 >>/105559/
naar links da da da dum
naar rechts da da dum

 >>/105559/
Don't forget to consume local products

 >>/105561/
dopage?

 >>/105561/
 >>/105562/
making home made burgers
> yes, I'm late
> I was on the phone

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 >>/105523/
I miss him so much.

> 

early burger hours

test

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Oh come on, where is the pic?

 >>/105568/
mmmmmmm zwiebel

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I have on good authority that famous Ghanaian witch doctor and fetish priest Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to curse Pogacar. Allegedly he aims not to injure him but merely slow him down enough on the coming climbs so VINGEGAARD can win the tour.
Make of that information what you will.

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 >>/105523/
My fucking GOAT

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Did some uneven intervals today. Was warm but felt good.
Also more pinot