/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/110455/
0 (nada) attacks during the climb

 >>/110455/
only vollering really tried because she hates her, the others were fine losing to their highschool bully

Isn't Vos supposed to be better in these? It's looking like she's finally completely washed.

> ynr the women's world champ is some absolute shitter

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Noskova pas normal, pedalton was just controlling the race. Groupetto was surprisingly big, very fraudulent and Liane was riding alone somewhere in between.

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 >>/110462/
HOPP BERT

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 >>/110463/
> tudor kit

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Thank you very much for the coverage Suissebert!

 >>/110464/
I spotted a picnig fullkit wanker recently. That's insane

 >>/110466/
that was probably just dege

No Tivani at the Volta, he got collected

 >>/110468/
Well at least that saves a mandatory 20 velocoins

 >>/110455/
shes good enough to compete in amstel gold
anyways we already have one OTL in the avec Zwift

Omloop fever? In August? It's more likely than you think.

 >>/110470/
she was only good when they cut out half the race because autismbert crashed on one of the roads

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GC.  >>/110473/

New kijkers dropped

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 >>/110475/
if her hairline recedes any further she might turn into vinokurov

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> "There are riders who make the same mistakes. If we look at past races, it's always the same person."
She hates Paternoster

 >>/110477/
Is she talking about chuting uphill or the whole peloton refusing to put any pressure on Wiebes

 >>/110477/
was a really silly place to chute

 >>/110479/
paternoster has horrible bike handling, even for a foid

does anyone have Jonas with CO pillow picture 🥺

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Made it to Zürich, while I wait for my last trein, I can spam some more pics from today. Obligatory text post first heh.

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there's gotta be a femme with a non small bike

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 >>/110485/
spongebob is my favorite

 >>/110486/
holmgren probably

 >>/110487/
> #3
cute

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Who is the milf that works for rtbf? Not asking for the NOS team that is on one of the pics as well.

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 >>/110482/
kek thanks

 >>/110485/
red cow is very uncanny

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 >>/110491/
Malou Eyesen

 >>/110486/
there are 7 riders at tdff over 176cm, 1 over 184

 >>/110497/
Marlen is taller than some Berts, just saying

 >>/110498/
can someone post the updated height graphic please

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unbelievable how cucked his results are by pogi that even the 2020 pologne win is still on there

 >>/110500/
He loses stage races to everyone not just Pogacar. But this is still a good palmares.

 >>/110498/
there is DIJKSTRA at 185, Bredewold and MARKUS at 181, mogging some people ITT

I used the word "clock" in the zoomer sense unironically today. This has reset my biological clock 20 years and I expect BIG gains to follow.

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not normal

 >>/110504/
there's a place called bert ems?

 >>/110500/
He's wasted time with crap calendars and meme-tier preparation for some GTs that yielded little or nothing.

Think about it, from 2022 to this year, all the stage race preparation he does only produced results thrice. Vuelta 2022, Tour 2024 and Tour 2026.

Of course he's had his fair share of bad luck with covid and crashes. But I really think he has missed out on some doable achievements. For example, I think he could've won Lombardia in 2023 if he prepared differently. Pogacar was super vulnerable in that one.

 >>/110504/
> Stage 4A
> 2.12 IC 1 race
> 7.6km
Is this a really short time trial or did they put the prologue in the middle of the race? What's going on here

Stüssi lost time and will probably have to ride for Zangerle now, so they can beat Guadeloupe legend Le Ny.