/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/112724/
They should sign Julius now that he can farm wins in mickey mouse races. As long as he brings the round wheels he got at UAE.

 >>/112731/
never heard about gooks on vooks?

hi there

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uh oh what is he up to

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 >>/112742/
bet he's evil

stop testing or you get to test getting banned

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should have bought that vook, they're here now and they won't be nice

Is this Irishbert?? What is he doing

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Or is it.. AIrishbert

I think it's a script testing what it can get away with dodging the x post filter

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> Week 2 of the le TDFFaZ starts tomorrow

 >>/112753/
women do well in the real ultra-endurance races, I think they can do a full 3 weeks within the next decade or so

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Watching BLOODSPORT (1988)

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 >>/112754/
> men
> 26 (out of 184) non-finishers after 3 weeks
> women
> 32 (out of 147) non-finishers after 1 week

 >>/112756/
>  >men
>  >26 (out of 184) non-finishers after 3 weeks
and 8 after 9 days btw

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from all the SS-interval posting of finnbert, I might've done some by accident today

 >>/112758/
Based early riser

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3 equally grim articles

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 >>/112760/
harsh words from Rasmussen

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 >>/112758/
Nice! isn't it fun to go pretty fast?
For me a total of 90min of SST at 340-350W. Legs are feeling super good despite training less and sleeping like shit, hmm. I managed to snag a KOM for the 60km loop that local club cyclists do every week, I suppose that's nice for the ego heh

 >>/112763/
> Isn't it fun to go pretty fast?
its the best, but only doable super early or maybe on the gravel (see  >>/111837/)

even today at 6.30 in the morning there was already an ebiker who was scrolling tiktok or whatever and slowly creeped on my half of the road coming head on

 >>/112764/
Damn, that's such a shame. Here I have like 5 different long stretches of road / loops with 1 or 2 turns where I need to slow down, otherwise free to go as fast as I like with maybe 5 cars an hour tops. If I had an hour more to ride each time I'd have even more such roads. Seems like there's always pros and cons to places, here there's no real flats or hills, only constant rolling terrain, but at least the cagie situation is top notch.

 >>/112765/
> the cagie situation is top notch.

Then you already have it better than 90% of Berts. I don't even ride outside between may and September.  Simply too many tourists cloging the road.

 >>/112766/
> Simply too many tourists cloging the road.
i remember when i was last in slovenia couple years ago with all the "ACHTUNG KOLESARI" signs and millions of ciclists on the main road.
But when I lost the main road, suddenly no cars, no kolesars, only cows (specifically the roads around Poklujka)

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 >>/112766/
That's a real shame, but yeah if there's so many tourists then I guess it's not fun to ride and probably even dangerous. The only real tourist attraction around here is the Finnish Archipelago which is very popular in the summertime for cyclists, motorcyclists, campers, bikepackers etc. It's the only trip around here I don't really like to ride because of the cars and tourists, especially since the road is very narrow in certain parts. Imagine riding here with hundreds of camper cars, slow going bikepackers and motorists.

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Rest day at Volta, only Kolumbie today

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Huh wrong image, oh well.

 >>/112766/
I hate everyone on the road these days

Difference between NY and NJ is stark. NY has huge 5 meter wide bike lane, signs that remind drivers to not pass closely and share the road, well maintained, etc

Second you cross into jersey, bike line is replaced with another lane of cars, constant signs to ride single file all the way to the side, and drivers HATE you. Everyone driving 3000kg SUVs passing within a meter

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Reminder

 >>/112773/
ULLE war sauber (moralisch)

 >>/112773/
let it be known that when I get popped for doping I'm ratting on EVERYONE I'm spilling every bean I can hell I will speak everything I know and everything I don't.

 >>/112773/
We love ulle and hate lance, simple as.
I like Landis too because he triggers lance

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This very general is probably more SULPHUROUS than the professional pro peloton in the 1980s
just saying

 >>/112777/
It could be..
it should be

 >>/112777/
theres rarely any dopage control in my races so everyone just stuffs themselves with 1.5-2 grams of painkillers, and 500mg of caffeinepills - god knows what else

 >>/112770/
Avoiding main roads with no wide roadside/shoulder whenever I can.

 >>/112773/
Ulle?
sauber!