/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/113567/
Colorado is a bit too extreme for me to want to live there, one half is covered in hefty mountains and the other is a totally flat, high dry plateau

 >>/113567/
Think I'd prefer Oregon or Washington because I can't stand being so far from the sea, but Colorado does look nice.

 >>/113575/
yeah, the Pacific northwest is gorgeous, the Cascades and Olympic mountains are much, much, much prettier than the Rockies, which are honestly pretty ugly as mountains go — barren triangular peaks without cool rock formations, very dry

 >>/113572/
Mf'er suddenly looks like Horner

 >>/113571/
brutal

> 23° the day after tomorrow
we're so back

https://maps.app.goo.gl/MiLPLpVXMn2HafAT8

there's nothing close to this cool in Colorado

women and terrible bike fit seems like a trend in MTB too

We live in Czech'em

finnberts boy in the break alongside a lot of aas's and french legend laforce

Czech TV pundits reigning hellfire on some organisers in general

 >>/113584/
(namely polish)

Senator looks 90 year old. Not sure he's speaking english

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funny how the pedalton in interviews say how yesterday Jested was an easy quick climb compared to today (they're not wrong) but Bertacek's PR is something like 45 minutes

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ceskatelevize is keep telling me that bohuzel nemame prava pro poskytovani tohoto obsahu na vasem uzemi. I bet those czech accents I left out are very important to the language and I accidental changed the meaning of the words. 
but funnily enough I can simply choose a time spot in the past in the video player and then it lets me show the czech tour race. I bet bertaczek programmed this.

 >>/113588/
accents are not important, i never use them anyway

 >>/113588/
If I had a TV I'd probably be able to catch it via regular antenna, on site I probably also in the wrong uzemi.

schwizarska cyriha hmmmm, are they actually talking about the crit race today later in Zurich?

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> helicopter today but not yesterday
stupid

jegat with fake bib numbers

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so if I pick Milan, he will do nothing?

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Not too sure about those sock lengths

and Visma not sending their superstar sprinter Jakobsen to Hamburg, they need to unlock him first.

unlike Chris Froome Michael Woods didn't officially retire and unlike Jonas he will ride the world championships.

we live in Voltalands, pretending nothing happened yesterday

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wtf is that team?

 >>/113599/
the OTL volta riders should ride it as punishment in my opinion.

have you done this climb bertacek

 >>/113601/
No, it's far away

 >>/113599/
they always send a wacky team since their sprinter is molano
morgado was top 10 last year and I remember mcnulty tearing this race apart once too

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They started climbing. Nasty climb tbqh

HIRT looking laser sharp

FRIGO's pace so hellish the pedalton still has 60 members

the disadvantage of my bypassing the shittiest implemented geoblock in history of the internet is that it only works if I stay at least 90 seconds behind the live feed, but still better than relying on tiz.

 >>/113608/
watching on l'equipe?

 >>/113608/
there are two options

https://sport.ceskatelevize.cz/videostream/cyklistika-czech-tour-3-etapa-2468

https://sport.ceskatelevize.cz/zive-vysilani

also wtf is total doing

 >>/113609/
> Ce contenu est réservé aux utilisateurs situés en France en raison des droits de diffusion, acquis uniquement sur ce territoire.
I kept the accents, as they are very important to the French language. and yes, I know what a VPN is.

Landa almost oddeleny.

czech tour struck by disaster, BEEN commentating

Kamiel looking like me trying to hold 300W on flat.

HIRT looks furiously weak

 >>/113504/
at least you didn't fingerbang your /cyc/ gf

Don't you remember aboud daddy which is now dlhd st, you nibberts?

AUGUST goes solo

Bertacek rides up this on his commute every day?

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 >>/113620/
Both ways.

pozzovivvo cramps

When will a big team sign Fancellu?

ineos will miss andrew, all that money and then the one good talent they give away