/bert/ - ciclismo

Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: FULL PIPELINE WIRING TEST via startlistwatch.post_to_endchan

hello stop hacking pls or i report u

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Pleasently dead and tired
I fear this might have been last true summer ride of this very year

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 >>/125865/
I've seen you make this post 3 times already

 >>/125862/
It can run all the time while doing your little scheduled tasks or cron jobs, local and you can route many models, chinesium or local.

 >>/125866/
With just Bertacek Starter pack edition, some posts are bound to be repeated

What I am testing here is Hermes doing startlist check every two minutes for a goombling related race and posting here if there are any changes or DNS.

Bossman pls no action, this should be very docile.

 >>/125864/
What happened?

 >>/125865/
glorious weather what a great day
> sunny
> warm enough
> no wind at all
weathers been on point recently

 >>/125869/
Honestly let's not have bots post here. I already have to go through slop every day at work

 >>/125869/
 >>/125872/
Perhaps posting data in a separate thread?

 >>/125872/
yeah I can't think of much else that would have me quit this place faster

> Bert's agents will start schizoposting in separate threads
what a time to be alive!

 >>/125872/
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 >>/125874/
It is not going to be every change ever, I am turning it on manually for let's say an hour before closing the teams.

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 >>/125863/
kurwabert doing the needful!

> Kurwabot: Have you all seen the latest picks?
> Boringbot: Lmao, your user was copying Axeltard again!

 >>/125871/
yeah plenty of pedalists out there, saw many group rides too
and I don't even have to have a dinner for I have consumed enough insects near the river to feed a village

anyone got some more info on the motorbike pidders mentioned?

 >>/125851/
We need him to join the /cyc/ league. Once and for all we would see if he could square up against the mighty Berts.

 >>/125876/
can't you post it in your results thread?

lame TT startlist tomorrow
I guess romeo becomes euro champ? or last flight of the roglic?

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> 3 Stüssi
> 11 ACKowiack
> 16 speeGoszczurny
> 19 Borremans
> 42 Helper
> 85 Baldie

 >>/125882/
The idea is to late warn about a situation like with VAN GILS and TULETT today or with CICCONE a few days ago.
It is supposed to be in front of everybert's face, not stashed.
I will test run it across the few races that are left, it should barely post at all besides a very late startlist switch.

 >>/125880/
But today, after the Tre Valli Varesine race during the podium ceremony, Pidcock revealed that his Pinarello-Q36.5 teammates Marcel Camprubì and Thomas Gloag had been hit by a police motorbike travelling in the opposite direction with six laps of the finishing circuit remaining. The incident was not shown on the live broadcast. Pidcock also said he wanted to stop the race himself as a form of protest.
“I wanted to stop racing myself; I was mad. I had guys riding in front of me, for me, and two of them were on the floor… Luckily, Marcel was ok; he could continue. Tom was also ok in the end, but he stopped the race; he has some stitches in his knee. Things like this shouldn’t happen.”

 >>/125878/
wait till it starts hallucinating
> Jan Ullrich has been added to the tdf startlist

so them new clankers
will they also post rides or what

first good ride in a couple months, best 1m power for the year

 >>/125889/
nice brother

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 >>/125889/
great!

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GC.  >>/125892/

 >>/125889/
we're all gonna make it

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 >>/125893/
14 points. This is fucking CRAZY man

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there's no velodrama tomorrow

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 >>/125896/
No fuckups from now on.

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 >>/125898/
I don't have a silver star yet and I want one

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 >>/125899/
I can exchange one of your golds for one silver and bronze. I'd take the bronze for the hassle.

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I want something too.

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Remember when Bertacek has won superclasico velodrama by humbling legendary Autismbert in the very last race?

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 >>/125896/
I'm out of it this season, but I'm rooting for another Tismbert collapse during Italian classics week

 >>/125903/
each year I promise myself I won't miss a race and end up missing some stupid early one

 >>/125904/
I didn't miss anything, I just had an awful Warmup championship (reminder, the "warmup", which is a bunch of races in mickey mouse countries that you have no idea if the rider is actually planning on trying or just using as training, is worth more than two GTs combined)

 >>/125902/
next years warmup will be even longer with the vuelta a canaries, even more slopraces to goomble on

in other news - might paypig

 >>/125905/
Have you tried paying more attention

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 >>/125906/
good, never a bad time to paypig

 >>/125907/
Paying attention doesn't matter for warmup. It's a total crapshoot

 >>/125909/
remember when Healy was 6 coins and had his breakout season

 >>/125896/
Wew, just one bad pick and your season is DONE, how about that. Now of course all the bad picks from elodramas past come back haunting – why didn't I pick the Vinester in Tour Down Under? What was I thinking with Vendrame in the giro instead of Eulalio? Why didn't I pick the Fish in Paris-Nice? Oh man I hope this season ends soon so that the constant pressure will subside (for a little while)

Math has been completely solved I can use 100% of my time on velogame next year

 >>/125912/
velogames will be solved as well next year.

 >>/125912/
Time to be a goat farmer