/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/127212/
It will never take my job though

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ain't nobody losing any jobs no matter how much we wish it came true

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AI is now replicating Adobe products.
Very soon AI will be able to replicate endchan too.
I will run my own instance populated with Berts who are always helpful, tell me their secret picks, listen patiently to my bicycle woes and give many a (you)s to my schnitzels.

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what a do-er

 >>/127218/
> 3+ hr half marathon 
> Your fastest half marathon ever!
I am one of the least fit berts of this very general and even I ran one in two hours

 >>/127218/
slow but surprising his knees didn't explode
deserves a little praise

 >>/127220/
3 hrs is between shuffling and walking

 >>/127220/
Walking 3h deserves nothing

so... uh. Its over for this year isnt it. What happens now

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 >>/127222/
the guy is 130kg or something, even walking down the stairs is an attack on his body

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 >>/127223/
um, season ain't over yet.

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 >>/127225/
kek at these values though, why doesn't he properly train from the bottom up

 >>/127223/
2x Venice classic and then it's time for Omloop Fever again

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 >>/127223/
unconsensual fornification

 >>/127212/
most of us berts will have perished from the side effects of dopage (and hair regrowth hormones)

 >>/127229/
there was a CX race next to vienna today, course looks fun. for next year I might get some CX tires and shoes and actually try it

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 >>/127223/
Make no mistake brother, they design off-seasons like this to break berts like us 
WATTLETS and FREDS one hundred 40/20s on the r*per 
Bertrand count'em

 >>/127231/
will be starting my CX season end of the month, genuinely looking forward to it as it's a much better atmosphere than road racing

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 >>/127232/
the safety of these numbers comes with a price
no free rides here
3 hours Z2 for everyone

 >>/127233/
what shoes do you use, and do you ride with a powermeter? I saw most of them don't use gombuders

Bardiani has fallen to 31st so no Giro next year if they can't turn it around

They are riding the Veneto races so look out for secret picks!

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 >>/127236/
Any chance that both Euskaltel and Bardiani make the top 30? For maximum wildcard team soul

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Hahaha. Hehehe. Hohoho

 >>/127239/
Yes, if Picnic falls out of the top 30. Which is very very possible

 >>/127241/
God, please let that happen

But Giro will have to choose anyway. Polti will surely go, but Nippo is better than Bardiani. And MBH is Hungarian but basically an Italian team too

 >>/127221/
 >>/127222/
I remember going on a simple walk through nearby forests and shit, some grown over paths included, 20km in 3,5hrs.
Also caught like three ticks and had to tell my general practice physician to prescribe me doxycycline, that asshole.

 >>/127235/
fizik terras, and I have an offroad version of the faveros which I quite like (also own a road edition)
most of them don't ride w/ computers cos they have a 2nd bike to switch to as that's a hassle to switch units every time

 >>/127245/
that said, just buy the cheapo mt520 pedals as you dont necessarily need a powermeter

 >>/127242/
Btw for Picnic this doesn't even matter. Top 30 is not a requirement for WT teams. UCI probably never considered that this could ever happen

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 >>/127236/
 >>/127237/
There's 5 (five) uzbeks in the Bardiani squad
They are going all in

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 >>/127248/
Yeah I noticed that too. We know about confirmed fake races in Uzbekistan so this is VERY suspicious

 >>/127247/
> BIESTERBOS is their 2nd best rider this season by a huge difference
Man that team really sucks

 >>/127250/
fun fact he got bought from BEAT for the fine sum of 2200eur

 >>/127251/
A steal tbh

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 >>/127251/
I'll take a dozen of these thank you very much

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shit at this raid I'll buy my own squad just so I can ride with them, make them eat the headwind for me

 >>/127254/
> he doesn't have a bunch of ai runners eating the headwind for me
how do you saw kwab in malawi?

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 >>/127255/
kwab
there is no need for bantu nonsense

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Jesus Christ WADA

 >>/127257/
start pissing chud

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 >>/127254/
This raid? Why are you holding raids

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What does he have planned?

 >>/127260/
Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon

 >>/127261/
But that was today

 >>/127262/
You didn't make a team?

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