/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/128782/
sources saying a certain M. TUSVELD was spotted in the area

 >>/128774/
tdf sprints > tdf mountain stages unironically

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here we go again

> Tour 2027: Evenepoel and Seixas could challenge Pogačar on this route

> With a Tour route that breaks decisively from the well-trodden paths of recent years, the organizers hope to avert another stifling, one-sided victory by Tadej Pogačar. Featuring 71 kilometers of individual time trials, the 2027 route appears to play primarily to the strengths of Remco Evenepoel—though the stage schedule is equally advantageous for the French prodigy Paul Seixas.

every year and then he take 2 minutes on hilly stage just because he can

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paypigged rouvy for a month
50% discount

 >>/128789/
why do you pay for these apps

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 >>/128790/
to get to ride routes i will apparently never get to ride irl (aka anything outside of czech'em)
besides, is 7 eur that much money in belgium?

 >>/128791/
you actually watch your screen?

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 >>/128792/
i cant r*pe without stimuli

 >>/128793/
I just watch a movie or tv unless I'm doing a race
all that time on zwift and you just watch your little dude ride up a mountain with 2002 graphics?

for me it's FLYING IN REAL LIFE with absurd tailwind we don't talk about headwind

for berts who want to paypig some Castelli this winter:

LIKEAPRO30 for 30% off

 >>/128796/
Besides not needing anything, they can't command premium prices with offshoring more of their production to China. There are smaller brands that produce in the EU (which means Romania heh) that aren't much more expensive.

 >>/128793/
Nothing beats watching a CX race while on the rape machine for me.

 >>/128797/
very true words, I ain't buying from euro brands that don't produce in yurop.

 >>/128797/
i'm surprised bertaczek isn't shilling KALAS more

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 >>/128794/
Yes
Majority of my rides are either races or intervals
In the rare ocassion of doing some sloppy z2, i might watch some shekelvision, but i dont ride z2 often since I am not autistic

I ride bioracer, 90% produced in romania

 >>/128803/
mywhoosh (free) has one with dopacar

 >>/128804/
i wonder if it's part of their contract or if it is hard to say no to some extra money for no effort

 >>/128805/
it's part of their contract, they have an entire section of "UAE" workouts
also isn't rouvy owned by zwift now? shouldn't that be the same subscription

 >>/128799/
I can live with Assos producing in North Africa or Castelli used to make their stuff in Bosnia and Moldova. I can go to Decathlon if I wanted a cheaper made in China kit.
 >>/128800/
He's a Gobik ambassador, proudly made on Spain and using African models to showcase their jerseys. 
 >>/128803/
Would piss in a bidon to not miss the event heh

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grugbros... shouldn't have won that ompoop

 >>/128805/
from what I know, unless there's an actual camera going on, it's sometimes not even the actual rider but a teammate/friend

 >>/128808/
Del Toro won 3 world tour GCs, podium'd+white jersey at the Tour, won Montreal (zonder UCI rainbows) and Deutschlandtour. Dude needs a big victory like GT and/or monument without pogi as ultra domestique I guess.

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 >>/128806/
>  shouldn't that be the same subscription

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piggies finna pay to race on zwift and ride on rouvy 
two subscriptions running concurrently throughout fall, winter and early spring. Then they also pay the wahoo subscription so the r*per connects to the computer. Then they also pay for virtual+ to unlock the virtual shifter and cog (1 sub for rouvy, another one for zwift).

 >>/128812/
bertacek is the jersusalemware king

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Oh thanks for reminding me, I wanted to paypig that rechargeable strapon

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> I'm convinced that 95% of people with HRMs that they think are bad are throwing away perfectly good devices. It is always people changing the batteries and not discharging the circuit.
are you discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries?

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 >>/128815/
> discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries

 >>/128812/
You forgot paying for TrainingPeaks for training planning and TrainerRoad for daily workouts.

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The only subscription I can approve of is intervals.icu, I wouldn't even need any of its features

 >>/128815/
I don't know where my hrm is I think I have one in a drawer somewhere but last time I checked I didn't even find it ..

 >>/128819/
good luck riding in ketosis then

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in honor of bertrand leaving montpellier

 >>/128821/
Good workout that

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 >>/128820/
does anyone really do that? Serious question

 >>/128752/
4 MTF and one of those is only a 3km climb, kinda disappointing 

the second TT is funny

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 >>/128823/
Bonk connoisseurs I would assume

 >>/128823/
britschizo

 >>/128823/
SHAN'T be riding without carbs
for me, it's a dinner of potatoes, cheese, and veggie springrolls

 >>/128826/
for what purpose

 >>/128828/
There is no purpose

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lol, lmao even

PhD defense in three hours berts, somehow not as stressed out as before a hard vo2max session

Survived the storm austen commute

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Vote now for who you want visma to sign on wielerflits. I choose seixas ofcourse, underrated little known rider

 >>/128832/
These foul beasts from the comssion know not the horrors of the basement rape.
Although would be surprised if none of them does at least recreational xc skiing.

Good luck Bertele.