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What strategy does /cyc/ think Visma should use?
Realistically nothing other than waiting for Pogacar to potentially bonk again will work.





 >>/25416/
can't think of anything but that 2bh especially since they are so far behind already
Can't drop pog on steep climbs like in 2023 because he's now stronger than them, can't sprint away from pog near the finish and go for a few seconds like he did when he was behind, can't out TT him can't drop him on climbs can't drop him anywhere. 
Pray for bonk, chute or mechanical it is



do you think pog will ride on reserve with this gap to dominate the vuelta?
realistically he just needs to wait till the last few km to counter vingo if he can





Surely plenty of sprinters abandoning after the weekend. Only two other possible sprint stages until the end, and even those might not be real opportunities.

merlier was minutes ahead of the fatman group
why isn't he bothering to fight for green? seems like he climbs better than he used to







> Visma | Lease a Bike made it through the first week of the Tour de France without any damage. On the Mur-de-Bretagne, the last true classic stage, the team also saw Jonas Vingegaard sprint to second place behind Tadej Pogacar. This pleased team manager Marc Reef. "You could see he had energy left in the sprint."

I now remember why I hate them so much


 >>/25441/
> It was a very good first week overall. We got through the first seven stages well as a team without any crashes, except for a small one from Sepp Kuss, and we also gained some time on several rivals in the general classification in the first stage.

heh but we beat the other rivals












 >>/25416/
not waste any more useless energy on hilly stages, just don't lose time and protect jonas and matteo, trine is right that wout is too egoistical and washed.
In the mountains they can do their satellite meme again and bait pogi into following an early attack. Isolate him and never pull.











ROGLIC and ALMEIDA[soon enough at least] to be the newest members of the GT DNF TRILOGY club this year, both achieving the honored distinction of crashing out of each GT at least once.
 active runners already in club are:
FROOME, S. YATES, VLASOV, KRUISWIJK, CLARKE,  TAARAMÄE, MEINTJES, DEGENKOLB, DE LA CRUZ, VERVAEKE, BAUHAUS, WOODS.

please add any other distinguished members i couldnt find. ALMEIDA seems to be by far the youngest member at 26





> "I noticed that Remco didn't want me to be there," said Vauquelin, who was leading the chase. "He was scared, because he'd been leading the entire climb. Not to win the stage, but to gain time in the general classification."

> "That didn't work in my favor," the Frenchman thinks. "Especially not when Jhonatan Narváez came back before the finish. I couldn't position myself properly anymore. And I'd put in such a hard effort at the bottom that it was simply too far. But I have no regrets. The strongest riders were at the front."

does king kevin think he'll survive the mountains? what a funny interview







Why is Steve Buscemi in every movie? Who is the rider with the most race days, so I would ask why that guy is in every race? I assume Lutsenko last season was such a case.
















 >>/25493/
has a very good chance of being the "best rider on a french team" and also "best french rider". his competition is Gall (lol), squillaume, and maybe APP; he has a good chance














The break is on Tuesday.
What the FUCK.
They have angered the Gods of ciclismo.
They took Pippo, Jappe and Almeida for us to atone.




 >>/25510/
That's even more damning, sin against the holy day of rest for the fake gods of that forsaken revolution which put into action all the degeneracy still holding firm today.
How many will be collected on that day?




> "We want to build up a deficit, but not too much, so Felix can get back into the GC with an attack in the mountains," his teammate Oliver Naesen explained to Sporza. "That was the plan, and it looks good."

> Consciously losing time, only to gain time again. It's remarkable to say the least, but Naesen explains why this isn't such a crazy idea at all. "As a GC rider, you can stay defensively with the group, but then you'll lose a minute every day and you won't have any freedom."

> "On the other hand, Felix isn't technically inclined. In a echelon, you won't be riding with him in the top thirty. We knew we would lose time, and we wanted to embrace that without stress. That way, you don't arrive at the first climbs with a backpack full of disappointments. Last year, Ben O'Connor finished second in the Vuelta that way. If you don't have a superman, that's the most sensible tactic. The GC is less of an obsession than a stage win."

big brain


 >>/25517/
don't know if it's region locked or not
https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/11/-plof-klapband-is-oorzaak-van-vreselijke-val-met-almeida-je-ziet-de-vloeistof-ontsnappen~1752264095272/

but at 16 seconds you see haig (?) go down first but even before he hits the ground there's a mist of sealant coming from the wheel

















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I hate servicing my wife's e-bike. Has normal Deore components but they made everything extra hard to reach. The way they mounted the bolts for the brake calibers is ridiculous, nearly impossible to reach.



Suprised my man Primozic is there. 
I expected him to get assassinated by big hookles after he spilled the beans on what happened last year.














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This is the road we wanted to ride this year with me mates. They scheduled it at the end of May despite my objections and of course it was raining and snowing. Our next timeframe is now the end of August. It will probably go as usual.


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These gilets they are wearing, how warm do you think they are? 
I have one from Gobik and it's paper thin, barely adding any heat comfort at all, perhaps some wind resistance if I am generous.













































































































> "We were riding in a line at the feed zone. I showed my intention to grab a water bottle from my caregiver. He was twenty meters behind the Visma | Lease a Bike rider. Jorgenson decided to pass on the right because he wanted to take a water bottle. I had no choice but to give him a push," said Pogacar.

> "They do this a lot."
> "I don't know what their intention is. They do this a lot. They ride in front of you at the feed zone as if they're the only ones who need water bottles. Sometimes you have to be patient and stay on the wheel. You have to show everyone respect," he expressed his frustration with his rival Jonas Vingegaard's team.

lmao jorgenson is going to mentally break him (he will destroy them on every stage out of spite)


















 >>/25678/
It's like picking up the guitar and then looking at a video of some random kid shredding with you berts.
I will just sell me bike and stick to Land des Kaufs rides.















𝙄𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙙 towards Laval. 🚀 

We conclude stage 8 with a second place for Wout. Also Jonas and Matteo stayed out of trouble. 👊🐝








 >>/25704/
none 
I've had almost chutes when people chuted around me and once when I started riding clipless and my brain locked up when it came to unclipping but I had a pole to hold onto so not even that got me












Why did van aert lied and said he wouldn't sprint. Dude glued himself to the wheel of groves with 10km to go anyway, it's not like he surprised anybody







didn't know that Pena dude has stormed the Portuguese conti scene
I always thought he was gonna be the next MAL when he was at jayco




















Back from Denmark after a conference. Every time I go to Nordic countries I get a bit depressed by how much more comfortable life is there compared to France. Comparing how they treat research/universties is quite telling.







Looking at the de la Vuelta profiles. Two sprints. Maybe tree if you count the first stage. I am not picking an expensive fat man, rest assured.
I only need a good zag on a GC guy who will crash and a late adjustment based on a bert posting interview quotes who shits the bed while my original pick turns out to be one of the best value picks available.














































I got a negative triboulet on shop 1 from a mega plasma pack and still got kwabed by the second ante
this is how remco probably feels every day



> uno x has an entire team of big hulks made for breakaways
> don't send anyone in the breakaway
> pace for another team's win
cucks



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 >>/25802/
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> "I'm most annoyed that someone must have thrown something onto the road at that point, because there were four or five flat tires in no time." Sporting director Kim Andersen also added: "I wouldn't rule out that this was sabotage. We'll find out later. It wouldn't be the first time saboteurs have thrown sharp objects onto the road during the Tour."

> Marc Madiot, team director at FDJ, also believes there was more to it. He saw Paul Penhoët, a contender for a top-ten finish, fall away. "For Paul, this was the perfect sprint, but after that flat tire, it was over."

> "It's a shame that so many riders punctured in the same place," he told Cyclism Actu. "I can imagine that nails might have been thrown onto the road. That's not good. It ruins the whole day."























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 >>/25840/
seems to be a common sight! There's a sign next to a river I sometimes ride next to that warns of a BIG fish like so that ate multiple small dogs 20 years ago when people were walking them. Imagine this thing plopping up from the waters and devouring your tiny pocketdog in one go. Probably happens within 5 seconds and hes gone again














































































































 >>/25958/
It will depend on how retarded visma will ride. If they still believe they can tire him by pulling all day he'll win if not a lot of breakaway stages in the last week





> For Van der Poel, the escape yielded nothing, but for his companion Rickaert it did. He received the Combativeness Award. "That was the goal. Jonas dreamed of reaching the Tour podium, and this was one of those opportunities. I was the volunteer who got to go along."












 >>/25958/
please pay attention to the intermediate sprints. the majority of them are before any large climbs and Milan can easily get 15+ points from each on at least 7 more stages. The only way he doesn't win green is if he doesn't try or DNF's, even if pog wins every stage he can Milan will still win green if he goes for intermediates




> Dans la plaine, l'échappée n'a pas la cote. Mathieu Burgaudeau et Mattéo Vercher (TotalEnergies) ont été les seuls à ouvrir la route, samedi lors de la 8e étape du Tour de France, avant que Jonathan Milan ne s'impose au sprint à Laval. Thierry Gouvenou, directeur technique de la Grande Boucle, déplore le caractère prévisible d'un tel scénario : "On remarque depuis deux/trois ans que quasiment toutes les étapes censées se terminer par un sprint massif sont monotones."
> Cela a toujours été un peu le cas, reconnaît-il. Mais là, c'est exacerbé et ça me pose un problème." Même l'échappée publicitaire se fait parfois désirer : "Avant, cela n'arrivait pas, parce qu'il y avait des équipes invitées, maintenant quasiment toutes les équipes sont sélectionnées d'office et il y a une espèce de mainmise sur la course qui fait qu'il n'y a plus d'action et on le regrette. C'est triste de voir un peloton défiler pendant 180 kilomètres.
> Cette "mainmise" exercée par les formations des grosses cuisses pourrait finir par leur retomber dessus, d'après Gouvenou. "Ces étapes sont complètement cadenassées par les équipes de sprinteurs, il y a une coalition qui fait que les coureurs n'ont plus envie d'attaquer, parce que c'est peine perdue", appuie-t-il à notre micro ce dimanche, avant de prévenir : "Les équipes de sprinteurs sont en train de couper la branche sur laquelle elles sont assises. On ne pourra pas continuer d'avoir un tel spectacle (…) Il n'y aura plus d'étape dites 'de sprinteurs', à terme."
Dude gave us 2 years of 10 sprint stages to gift cav his win and now complains sprinters team are actually trying to win?






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 >>/25985/
I notice strava also estimates calories like crazy on rides where you have no powermeter even though it underestimates the watts. Idk what the relation is because it should calculate the calories with the watts. I think strava estimation algos are just fucked, some guy copied a bunch of shit together and they never bothered to look into it any further









 >>/25981/
Yeah they’ve over done it past few years last year had what 7 mass sprints? and now this year 2 in opening weekend and 2 in second weekend we get one medium mountain stage restday and ANOTHER sprint stage do they know Cav retired did they plan on him doing even more?



 >>/25981/
> "The sprinters' teams are cutting the branch on which they are sitting. We will not be able to continue to have such a show (...) There will no longer be any so-called 'sprinters' stages, in the long run."
these are the greatest news


















 >>/26013/
> porca puttana ma donna
I will never learn how those Italian swears work. Just throw in there a filthy animal, a whore and your lady or God, at random, maybe add a tone of disbelief.
I think our Slavic cursing is far superior. I was keking at the not/cyc/ office full swear combo in Russian I kept hearing on Friday.

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What a disappointing weekend of racing. MVDP tried to give us some kino but it was dashed by Visma to protect their 27th-place finish. In any case, we have another sensational and hotly anticipated bottle of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ to enjoy!!

We are crossing the broad plain from the Atlantic coast to the Massif Central, cutting across the Loire Valley. The Loire wine region is a complicated patchwork of appellations strewn across the Loire River valley and its tributaries. Melon (Muscadet), Sauvignon Blanc (Sancerre, Pouilly-Fume), and Chenin Blanc (Vouvray) are all grown here. However, today we enjoy a wine from CHINON, where today's stage began.

Chinon lays in the Middle Loire, betweens Angers and Tours. The appellation's claim to fame are its fresh, complex wines made of the Cabernet Franc grape. Most people experience Cab Franc as one of the background players in the red blends of Bordeaux, adding savory, fresh, vegetal notes to the fruit bombs of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot. Cab Franc for me has a very specific tell in the nose -- bell pepper. The pyrazine compounds common in Cab Franc give an unmistakable capsicum that can range from underripe green bell pepper to roasted red chilis.

Bernard Baudry "La Croix Boissee" Chinon 2021 ($60)

Pours a medium-dark ruby/purple, medium body. The nose leads with red bell and chili pepper (I think my nose is incredibly sensitive to pyrazines, for what it's worth), followed by cool raspberry and blackberry. There is an autumnal feel to the nose...like a cold October evening with the wind blowing dead leaves through a forest. The palate opens with lovely fruit, silk tannins, moderate acidity, and then vegetal finish.

Elegant, complex, really nice wine. I drink so much Pinot Noir and Gamay that I tend to shy away from other reds with more assertive body/alcohol/tannins, but this is so light on its feet (12.5% alcohol). Unfortunately feels a bit overpriced. Interesting to read other tasting notes on this because people rave about this -- I'm just a bit sensitive to pyrazines I think.



















 >>/26037/
meanwhile the market is getting flooded with dirt cheap e-bikes. no wonder normies and druggies buy those instead and assassinate themselves other other riders with it.




 >>/26038/
We're beyond that and now it's flooded with obscenely expensive leased e-bikes that go 40km/h at the touch of a button.
You should see those reckless boomers go, a genuine plague on society





















































 >>/26092/
but they (me) are paying attention to the thread
they just don't make the connection between the lack of new posts and the thread being full
this site needs a thread post counter






























freeloader bros is the daddy stream still working for you?
the last couple days my browser has been telling me the connection is not safe and blocking me from the site so I'm stuck on tiz again
























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