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> Current and upcoming races

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21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
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20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
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 >>/26248/


> The Slovenian government adopted a decision on the letter of intent to organize the implementation of the event of the Grand Start of the Tour de France. As we wrote at MMC in winter, Slovenia is negotiating to host the opening stages of the Tour in 2028 or 2029.
only allowed if they do 5 ascents of the Kolovrat






















cannot imagine what's going through the mind of the Cofidis DS making TEUNS sit at the back and not pull. yeah mate you need him for the fucking cat 1. they deserved to be relegated regardless of any mergers







































 >>/27332/
please understand, jonas didn't lose time while he took a leak thanks to wout, while pogi is a pisslet and can't piss on the bike and has to stop on the side of the road














































































How stupid does Denk feel after spending obscene amounts of money on Remco to finally get his tour win after he already splurged north of 6 million on Roglic with the exact same goal?









































































































remco coming back being talked about like some monster performance but looking at the shitters in his wheel it doesn't seem that impressive








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idk I don't feel like taking vacation days and spending a bunch of money for that. It seems super boring and logistics are shit, its not easy to get to the good parts of the race, all hotels are booked months in advance and roads are blocked














































































































 >>/27624/
huh I see
I'm comparing the sram 1x 13 speed cassette with a big chainring to what you get with shimano 2x and the gaps in the big cogs are massive on 1x. I'm really confused but surely visma knows what they are doing






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Ich weiß nicht was mit Rolf Aldag los ist aber das Interview gerade ist schon schlimm...😬
Was will man mit Roglic erreichen, NICHTS❗
Was will man mit LIPO erreichen, ihn endlich mal das Vertrauen geben was er verdient...❗
Roglic hatte nicht mal probiert sich Zeit zurückzuholen, er hat auch NIEMALS die Chance aufs Podium zu kommen. Er sagt ja selbst dass ihm Platzierungen egal sind und er lieber darauf schaut was er schon erreicht hat...😏
Für Roglic zählt nur Roglic und er würde sich NIEMALS einordnen, eher würde er aus der Tour gehen❗
Im Gegensatz dazu würde für LIPO eine TOP 6 alles bedeuten und ihn auch stärken...✌🏻
Ich denke auch dass LIPO Morgen nicht schlechter sein wird.
Wo sind überhaupt die Fahrer aus dem Team also AUSGENOMMEN LIPO, ROGLIC UND VAN POPPEL....!?😬
Vlasov war NIE zu sehen, hat aber nie auch wirklich rausgenommen. Da braucht man sich nur mal das GC anschauen!😵‍💫
Ich hoffe dass man zu der Erkenntnis kommt dass es eine falsche Aufstellung war.😑
Warum lässt man sich immer und immer wieder von Mannschaften aus der Reihe drängen die viel weiter hinten in der Gesamtwertung stehen!?🤔
Nur weil Roglic nicht in der Reihe fahren kann, wer hinten fährt verpasst den Zug.
Und das war schon über mehrere Etappen so, heute wäre LIPO auch in der ersten Gruppe gewesen, da bin ich mir zu 85% sicher❗❗❗😏
Warum hätte man ihn nicht mit LIPO fahren lassen wenn man nach Rolf doch gut in der Lauerposition sitzt und Große Erwartungen hat!?🤔
Man sieht es doch auch wieviel Preisgeld erst eingefahren wurden ist.🤔🧐🙄
Einfach nur traurig was man mit LIPO macht, da braucht man sich nicht zu wundern wenn er irgendwann WEG ist.😏





























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I'm blaming that 1x13 cassette. The more I look at it the more I find that shit unridable on a climb like hautacam, the gaps in the biggest 3 cogs are way too big. The cadence jumps are crazy
















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Well obviously its a sponsor thing because sram HAS to get rid of front derailleurs for good its their #1 priority because FDs are their achilles heel . But this just ain't it for road cycling, with a big chainring the gaps between the (big) cogs are exaggerated a lot. It works with small mtb chainrings but not road chainrings imo.
Maybe vingo is completely fine with that who knows but I wouldn't be

























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looks like the old PCS rape van is kaputt for good and they had to get a new one.
> Goodbye custom PCS camper, hello stock Benimar! Benimar (🇪🇸❤️) is saving the day with another Amphytrion A967 so we can rejoin the #TDF205 for week 3. Spotting us will be harder though... she’s going incognito.



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should have just gotten a press accreditation for the tour, I bet it wouldn't even have been that expensive. instead he shit talked against ASO, BIG mistake. imagine how many PCS PRO accounts he has to sell to finance the new rape van.



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> RADIATION WARNING issued by French authorities for the immediate area surrounding the ski resort of Peyragudes. Locals are recommended to be stay inside and avoid possible sources of radiation, and be wary of possible signs of acute radiation poisoning.







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> UCI President David Lappartient has put the teams and race organisers linked to the One Cycling project 'on notice' with a sternly written email, warning that WorldTour team licences and race registrations could be withdrawn if they insist on going through with the project. Lappartient has quietly and carefully led the UCI's defence against pressure from the One Cycling project to shake up and further monetise professional cycling. The UCI has plans to reform the sport, and Cyclingnews understands that other stakeholders, teams and Tour de France organiser ASO prefer to back these plans rather than work with One Cycling.
> At least one team manager has admitted to Cyclingnews that the One Cycling project is now in jeopardy
> Cyclingnews obtained Lappartient's letter from one of its recipients.
> Lappartient highlighted in his letter how those behind One Cycling failed to provide detailed information on the project, claiming it would "have far-reaching implications for the sport of cycling" and needed the UCI to make 'regulatory changes' for One Cycling to be carried out and regulated
> "Given the media reports which state that the proposed OneCycling project may still proceed in spite of the UCI MC (Management Committee) decision, it seems appropriate to put the stakeholders of cycling on notice that pursuing with the project without authorisation would lead to unauthorised links between teams and organisers and potential proceedings which can lead to the withdrawal of events' registration from the UCI WorldTour and UCI Women's WorldTour calendars by the UCI Management Committee," his letter reads.
> "With regard to teams, the UCI Licence Commission may order the withdrawal of UCI WorldTeams and UCI Women's WorldTeams' licences.

Topest kek, not a great day for Plugge








> vingo slower than 2022 (harder stage and deeper into the tour)
> jorgenson completely implosion
> only riders yates and kuss were able to drop were jorgenson and memco
their big brained tactic of tiring themselves week 1 really paid off





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Here's ROGLIC cope
> Better than expected, after his depressing Giro and 14 days antibiotics before the Le Tour
> never should have gone to the Le Tour, instead should have farmed a guaranteed Vuelta podium
> and instead, should have riden Tour next year as a swamp song, win a stage and help Lipowitz beat the dopeur







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> 14 days antibiotics
what in the wormblood causes someone to take 14 days of antibiotics?

also used the adrenaline from todays stage to go for a quick fast ride along the danube and to my surprise the 280w NP for 1h8m felt very doable, I could've kept going for at least another 20min - good news for me time trial coming up in september







> Mads P. crashed on training trip: - You feel so stupid. Now I have wounds the size of my IPhone on the calf, the Lidl-Trek star reports.





 >>/27812/
> Flanders Classics, the organisers of major Spring Classics such as the Tour of Flanders, is the driving force amongst race organisers keen to join One Cycling, while RCS Sport is also still interested but hesitant about making a final decision. 
well in this case. vive la France, sauveurs de cyclisme






> Le plus dur, c'était dans les descentes, je ne pouvais pas freiner de la main droite, donc du frein arrière
cockhard indeed broke a finger today trying to catch a musette. he had trouble braking with his right hand on the descends.


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Stage 13 OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pogacar 1.14
> Vingegaard 7
> Lipowitz 21
> Evenepoel 26
> Roglic 101
> Gall 101
> Jorgensohn 151
> Kuss 201
> Onley 201
> Yatesi 301
> Yatesi 301
> Martinez 301
> Voklen 301
> Rodriguez 301
> Holland 401
> Sweeny 401
> Arensman 501
> Healy 501
> Wellens 501
> Armirai 501





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Had a talk with a guy today at work whose place I am taking, a zoomer, clearly a 4chan guy, couldn't help but use chan lingo.
5 years ago I would probably talk to him what distinguished generals I frequent, right now I think I will not be doing the honors of mentioning basketweaving forums.







 >>/27830/
I don't care too much, it is like putting extra effort to talk about it instead of it coming naturally.
Also don't like the idea of leaving a loose thread, I will let a guy off with the info I post excel sheets on an esoteric sports general? For what purpose exactly?
He is aright though, energetic and driven, smart and savvy, he will do fine. Maybe only has to learn to put on the breaks and babble a bit less, he even threw a 14/88 joke there kek.










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The weather forecast for the Bohemian Alps this weekend has turned sour, might be forced to ride around me home and be home in time to watch another display of dopage extraordinaire which I had hoped to avoid.











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> Currently, more than 130 Kenyans are suspended (case closed) by the IAU, including Rhonex Kipruto, the 10 km world record holder (26'24'' in 2020), who is currently serving a 6-year suspension for irregularities on his biological passport
Kek, slovenians are total amateurs

 >>/27857/
> 481 active doping suspensions in track and field international competitions
and yet people still direct all their squeaking towards cycling [the cleanest sport]. sad! 

also hilarious that over half of the t&f suspensions are from Kenyans and Indians. India's not even good at t&f!

> if pogi wins this itt by a minute tour's over. vingegaar has to match or surpass pogi's time. remco is out of the fight due to the fact he cannot come close to the climbs these 2 can go. roglic is the dark horse, still.

here's how primo can still win











> Many riders are stressed about not finishing within the time limit in the Tour de France's Peyragudes uphill time trial, and thus being sent home. The official time limit is particularly high. Riders are allowed to use an additional 33% (instead of the usual 25%) of the winner's time, which is the highest coefficient in this entire Tour.

fuck em




> Taking all these factors into account, the winner's finishing time could be between 22 and 23 minutes. The time limit would then be somewhere between 7:15 and 7:35.

definitely some victims today

























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The very prestigious Medzinárodné dni Cyklistiky starts today in Slovakia, with a time trial from Podhajska to ... Cechy, a little village in the middle of nowhere Slovakia.
Peculiar




> The Tour de France jury decided Friday morning to adjust the time limit for the mountain time trial. It had been set at 33%, but many sprinters and less-able climbers feared they wouldn't meet that limit. The jury has now agreed with them: the time limit has been increased to 40%.

might as well let them skip stages of their choice at this point, it's a 3 week race for a reason










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Already commercials and still not clear why this episode is about Scotland or why aliens are there. I also have a feeling some things mentioned MAY have been made up. When is the ciclismo starting?



> two minutes between start of pogacar and vingegaard
the defining image of this tour will be pog passing vingegaard on the line in this TT






 >>/27920/
no you wouldn't there are plenty of questions that need answering this very tdf
> can fishman drop from 2nd to 3rd or even 4th
> can remco podium
> can lipowitz podium
> how low can roglic sink
> can voklan top 5























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In which language. Every language has a different amount of letters and a different amount of points. The language with the highest amount of points per letter is SLOVAK (2,67). The language with the lowest amount of points per letter is... CZECH (1,62).

Dutch 1,89
German 1,98
English 1,87
French 1,93
D*nish 2,47













 >>/27954/
did he? Whenever I spotted remco in trouble I saw him alone or on the wheel of other teams
What about VPP? Is he with remco in the gc group on the climbs? I've never seen him there either but then again he is hard to spot. You would think a guy that rejects the very concept of mass could climb with the best



 >>/27960/
yesterday it was van wilder and then schachmann from the break that helped remco
the only time I've seen parrot painter was also when he dropped from the break and gave him a bidon







 >>/27862/
yes, well, I left my gravel shoes for the SPD pedals in our car and my partner was at work so I had to quickly swap the pedals with my road bike before I set off; only 40km each way, but ending with a big 400m climb to a ridge overlooking the ocean





































Be sure to check sweeny's youtube channel 
https://www.youtube.com/@Harry-Sweeny/featured

His last video shows fun interactions with benny hill in the hotel room ( btw those hotel room are complete crap, its like the cheap shit for french dreamers )




































































































Can't wait for Pog to retire so we can have some exciting races again. He really needs the terrain to work against him like Sanremo or some cobbles to give the competition a fighting chance.



























































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Any Bert not suffering in Austria today? And yes I took the normal city bus and not the tourist gadetbahn to get up this lookout.
Besides it amazes me how active the average Austrian with all the road and mountain bikes is, ciclismo is a boomer and s-works instagrammer sport back at home.




being memco what do you do right now
DNS is pathetic
Coming in 8th or something behind fucking Onley and Tobias is even more pathetic 
Do you just intentionally lose 50 minutes and hope to get a stage?


















> "No, I can't really rely on third place or the white jersey either. I don't really care about that right now," Evenepoel added. "Hopefully I can recover tomorrow. It's a new day, which could be positive or negative. I don't really know what to say. I don't know what's going on. The Dauphiné was the same story. I'm disappointed that I'm standing here with so few words, but the feeling was just bad."

please just give up on GC riding, bulk up a little and try to win some classics again













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youtube recommends me some mountain ultra marathon so I am watching that
some burger comes on stream and immediately starts talking abotu chiropractors

what is it with burgers and their obsession with this nonssense? i would rather trust bertacek cracking me bones than a pseudomedic








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a boomer at my job spends thousands on chiropractors, acupuncture and shit because of stiff neck and back
I once asked him why he doesn't do proper physiotherapy and adapts his lifestyle and his answer was it doesn't feel as good as getting snapped.
So he just goes in week after week.






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 >>/28214/
The thing is I have done crazy amounts of heat training, for example three times already this week. I honestly think I might have pushed it too much even or then I haven't been able to hydrate myself properly after the heat efforts. I haven't felt this weak on the bike in years.













 >>/28227/
guy couldn't drop jobber extraordinare mathieu burgeaudeau on a punchy hill, he's reached the point where he can't be a galactico all-rounder anymore and instead just sucks at everything now. he needs to specialize more.







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despite meticulously cleaning me bike, doing the vaxxing properly, i have discovered a layer of smegma on the idler pulley that was very impressive, on both side, you could pull it down like peeling onion slices
everything else was clean, nothing there




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 >>/28236/
speaking of your struggles two mates of mine consoomed the new favero pedals at release and got massive squeaking after a mere 300-500 km and to fix that they have to keep regreasing a part of the axle but it doesn't last very long. According to some forum this is a common issue. The mtb version doesn't seem to have that problem 
kwaks


 >>/28240/
 >>/28241/
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OELCxv21LkQ
https://weightweenies.starbike.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=177995&start=255
https://old.reddit.com/r/bikewrench/comments/1luu3ss/new_favero_assioma_pro_rs_pedals_squeaking/




my latest bier is ready to bottle today but I could also do a secondary fermentation
should I add some pureed mango and make it fruitier my berts?

 >>/28242/
that thread is amazing
> the pedals wobble
me thinks that's something that would fuck with powermeter accuracy but maybe they account for that kek
> screw caps are soft plastic and get damaged easily and new ones cost 30€ in a spare parts set
favero are milking the pigs holy moly



 >>/28248/
sure do and I think there are a couple other Berts that homebrew as well
thanks for the feedback pal I was leaning towards adding it already but maybe a bit impatient to drink it soon

 >>/28209/
uh 12 eggs of gravel for me, I forgot how dark it gets innawoods meaning I had to ride without glasses mostly so I got a lot of shit in my eyes
if you get another 2 weeks of temperatures and sun like that as we did a few weeks ago it'll get better but its not like 30+ degrees in the summer sun will ever not suck for us, actually for you it'll probably always be worse than for us central euros




 >>/28255/
yum, should do well with fruit; I've been tempted by the fruit purees on morebeer, especially the passionfruit one; I've only added fruit to sour ales so contamination has been less of an issue, I usually just slice and toss with a bit of vodka before adding

You might reach 1000 posts during bulgur hours, just as a warning.
Now for tomorrow with the double horse category. What better climb than the Tourmalet for a comeback of memco? Rmember the last time he rode up there?










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Realized just now that I bought a dessert wine for /WTW/ tomorrow (obviously not familiar with this grape or style at all). Hopefully this thing keeps well for a week or so, I can't guzzle sweet wine.




Orla r*ddit AMA, asked what the best way would be to grow the sport:

> I would streamline the cycling calendar, and that's a really unpopular thing to say with fans of traditional cycling, with fans of the very traditional races, but I think it's really difficult for anybody to understand what is going on throughout a cycling season, because we don't have one flow of a narrative. And I get that that's what makes it beautiful, what makes cycling so attractive to people who love it is that there are so many different ways to enjoy it. I do feel we just have to be more commercially sensible and aware, and if we had a better narrative throughout the year where we can understand where races fit in a calendar. It's crucial. My friends who've gotten into cycling through Unchained for example, have no idea what a one day classics event would be. That's not a problem in itself, but the one day classics have to somehow feed into the narrative of the Grand Tours. And at the minute, it's so disjointed that you have to be a cycling fan to already love it. That's not a way to grow the sport. So I would streamline the calendar somehow. But a lot of people agree on that. The big sticking point is how to do it. That's where we all disagree. So it's a simple answer with a multi layered and very difficult solution.

> It's a very simple way of phrasing something that's very, very complicated, and I don't know where we start with it, because One Cycling has gone already well, One Cycling has been rejected in its current form without us really even knowing exactly what it was. So where do we go next? I wish we knew.

tldr kneel to pluggeGOD and stop doing classics because netflixbabies don’t have the attention span for them. grim.











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