/bert/ - ciclismo

85 UCI points for astana ez. onley problem is only one dsm guy at the tour winning BIG points in the GC.

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but his big brother shows big junior wins don't necessarily translate to pro success

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does this even matter anymore with arkea banrkrupt and lotto/intermache fusing
there's more licenses up to grab

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can't imagine something more soulless than uno-x as a world tour team

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Both Astana and DSM will stay even without fuses and Cofidis will stay too if the fusing happens. So no it doesn't matter anymore.

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yes he will also not make it

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You can NOT prove that that was me. And if you can then it was obviously a joke

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No problem bert. This board is full of watt monsters, it's easy to get lost in the grind

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let me post this here, maybe some squeakers will appear in it later, who knows.

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L'equipe with the yearly dose of hopium

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has cycling hopes ever been this bleak? atleast lance was confined to the tour

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> entire day without internet
what a bertocaust
at least i cleaned me /cyc/ folder

> Decathlon-CMA CGM
With a budget of 40m per year in 2026. Operation SEIXAS, they should have kept armirail THOUGH

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surely BIG progress on the compilation has been made

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L*nce did try to win the Gold race but always got kwabbed by clean riders like BOOGERD and DEKKER

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Yeah, I'm risking it. Time to lace up.

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goodnight sweet prince

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my image editor requires internet connection
embarassing, i know

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you are gonna die

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that's a real shame
thought you swapped from photopea to g*mp last year

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against the recommendation of a fellow bert, I am considering to do more long distance rides (250km+) on me gravel bike, and got meself a TT handlebar extension but I am still not sure how I think about that, it looks pretty gay on a gravel bike tbqh but it will be so comfy

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This is going more to the north than to the east, a NNE direction even.
I will try no to be retarded and understand where is the point of no return after which I will die.

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I see a lot of boomers ride around with this even in Belgium, so atleast it has to be comfortable

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that's against the spirit of gr*vel™

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its a terrible look on road or gravel bike thats for sure
if you do something cool on the bike you ought to look athletic doing it imo

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only for the final export since it ran out of memory
photopea is much more user friendly

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I hate that you are right

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won't that make your back explode though?

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the seating position won't be super agressive, I will probably add a few spacers to make it not super low

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Makes more sens to do it on a hardtail than on a gravel tbqh, you'd need to fuck up the normal position of your gravel bike to accomodate it I think

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I'm addicted to reading comments under articles now send help

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I am aiming for a position like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UjPlcRJKmWw

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just become the banana hauler and do this

wonder what remcoid is doing this week
besides seething

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guau it's so user friendly you can even use it when it rains a bit

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what was the question again Bert?

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doorbell?

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Coping and dilating I guess

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what did you and SEPP say to each other last time you spoke?

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Just saw a (polish) cycling club of 5 grown up men doing the aura dance for tiktok I have to admit it hurt a bit.

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that guy is a knower

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> persona nog grata

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Back still with at least half an hour of safety, could have done the full SW loop but bailed after seeing I am converging with that cloud an I will NOT overrun it if I continue. I probably would.
Also, first real, deliberate drafting with effort behind a tractor with a big square trailer. Of course I almost crashed into it because the asshole slammed the brakes after braking nice and gently for 20m.

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> max HR 190
WTF, I thought you were an old boomer like us?

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he's also OBESE

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My resting heart rate can now get to fiddy. I also drank the whole weekend and didn't sleep very well tonight.
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I'm not fat I'm big boned XĐ

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