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One last tour thread edition

> Current and upcoming races

05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT

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We've had 76 hours of racing over 3,302 km to bring us to our final /WORLD TOUR WINE/ of the Tour !! What a day of racing we've had!

For the final stage of each GT, I am selecting a bottle not limited by the route of the race. These bottles are exemplars of their country's winemaking history and tradition. For the Giro, we had a wonderful bottle of aged Barolo made in the traditional style. For the Tour, attention payers should be able to guess what I would choose.

Two millennia ago, the Romans conquered Gaul, bringing wine to the wild landscape populated by heathen barbarians. They planted vines wherever they conquered, including the hillsides and valleys along a remote escarpment of limestone and clay just west of the Saone -- Burgundy. After the fall of Rome and the rise of the Catholic Church, Charlemagne gave this land to the monks who kept their monasteries in this isolated place. For centuries, the monks worked this land. They studied the place -- the soil, the weather, the rain, the wind. They studied the grapes, choosing two varieties that seemed to flourish in this stony soil -- Pinot Noir and Chardonnay. They studied vinification, making winemaking a science as well as an art. When the French revolted in the 18th century, these lands were taken from the Church and given to the people. Today, Burgundy is insanely complex patchwork of vineyards and producers, each with a specific style and flavor.

The heart of Burgundy is that limestone escarpment running just south from Dijon, the Cote d'Or. Little villages dot the lower slopes, with legendary names: Gevrey-Chambertin, Vosne-Romanee, Puligny-Montrachet. These places grow the finest expressions of vitis vinifera on Earth, wines of complexity, power, finesse, and beauty. Today's bottle is from my favorite producer and favorite village.

Domaine Alain Hudelot-Noellat Chambolle-Musigny 2022

Hudelot-Noellat has been run by Alain's grandson, Charles van Canneyt, since 2008. I love these wines -- transparent, fresh, fruity. There is not too much oak, not too stemmy. They have such a beautiful expression of their terroir. They drink delightfully in their youth and in their age. The prices are reasonable for the Cote d'Or. Chambolle-Musigny is one of the most elegant, floral, precise appellations within Burgundy-- contrast with a muscular Gevrey-Chambertin or a rustic Savigny-les-Beaune.

This pours a youthful ruby with red highlights and purple core. The wine opened beautifully over several hours. The nose is a heaven of elegance --  violets, raspberry, wild strawberry. The palate is why I love Burgundy. It is so well constructed. Bright fruit with acid, silk yet structured tannins. Light orange/iron minerality. This drinking lovely now but has the build for another few decades in bottle.

Ah, I've been looking forward to this one and glad it didn't disappoint. One of the finest of the year. Vive le Tour, vive /wtw/




 >>/32432/
It's uneven because the big names like DRC, Leroy, Rousseau, Leflaive, etc are just going up and up. Prices for Burgundy are maybe flat or down a bit compared to a couple years ago, with 2019 and 2021 being small vintages. 2022 and 2023 definitely bigger volume.













 >>/32431/
> looks and very nice
> never had a proper burgundy
> bet this one is uberexpensive
Hey, not cheap, but not too ridiculous for a bottle of alcohol that is not some posh investment for a rare bouteille only knowers know.



I'm in. top 15 for me. best result for me at a grand tour and all I wanted was just to beat Team UAE EPO.
> 48 | 6th column | 8090
> 13 | Richie Porte Memorial Team | 9789



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Yeah I have a bunch of "nicer" stuff but none of it is ready to drink. A lot of premier cru and grand cru stuff was designated that way because they aged well, not because they drink well in their youth.

My advice for Burgundy on a budget is get Bourgogne Rouge from good producers (e.g. Hudelot-Noellat is like $40-50, Fourrier is good and reasonable as well). For premier cru and grand cru, honestly Jadot and Drouhin make good stuff (Jadot is good as long as it is actually grown by Jadot, none of the negociant stuff. The bottle will say Domaine Jadot or Heritiers like in pic). For village-level, try smaller producers you haven't heard of or secondary villages (Fixin, St Romain, Cote Chalonnaise). The well-known stuff means $$$. 

Honestly, Burgundy is definitely expensive but you can find good quality at okay prices if you just put away FOMO/bottle-chasing. If you like something, trust your taste, and drink from that producer or village. Lots of wine geeks love Dujac but to me it's super stemmy (100% whole cluster) and overly oaked -- it tastes like Dujac to me, not like Vosne-Romanee. It is simply not worth the price as a result.

> if you just put away FOMO/bottle-chasing. If you like something, trust your taste
That would be exactly me bert, thanks for the advice, will look into monsieur Hublot-Nougat.

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some stats:
Best Allrounder: Pogacar 3723 
Worst ": Van Etvelt 2
Best Climber: Onley 1599
Worst ": Cras 2
Best Sprinter: 1283
Worst ": Jeannière 0
Best Unclassed: Grug 1059
Worst ": Ganna, Bissegger, Izagirre, Boivin, De Buyst 0
Wout: 970
Jonas: 2825



Yeah, veloman fucked it up.
I am wodnering why my scores are a thousand (1000) too high. Because he counted basically everything half the points (Pog is 300 for win instead of 600 etc.)
Brtek is 8th (ejf) on me shits for instance.







All in all Pog was the great equalizer, everyone having him made the results flatten a bit, the point differences are not that humongous.
I bet that dummy veloman counted final classifications points for a regular stage race not a GT.













 >>/32476/
> ardennes triple
> 5 times TdF winner
> olympics
> rainbow jersey in ITT
> gr*vel world championships
> MSR
> Paris - Roubaix
> PR & RVV double
> Vuelta
> urska finally bearing his kids
plenty of goals left





















 >>/32499/
best possible team:
All-Rounders
> POGACAR: 4153/32
> VINGEGAARD 3200/24
Climbers
> ONLEY 1789/8
> HEALY 1269/6
Sprinter
> MILAN 1343/12
Unclassed
> WELLENS 701/6
> JEGAT 664/6
Wildcard 
> VAUQUELIN 1361/6

not too surprising results honestly, worst possible is a slightly harder question. some of these picks aren't 'ideal', as in the maximum possible points, because of cost. GALL (1272/10) scored more then HEALY, and MVDP (1059/10) and WVA (990/12) scored more then the unclassed riders, and similarly VAUQUELIN scored less then LIPOWITZ (1683/12) and JORGENSON (1386/12).

 >>/32501/
worst possible [with 100 points]:
All-Rounders
> ALMEIDA 348/16
> EVENEPOEL 900/18
Climbers
> SKJELMOSE 235/12
> RODRIGUEZ 277/10
Sprinter
> PHILIPSEN 329/12
Unclassed
> GANNA 0/8
> VAN AERT 990/12
Wildcard
> S. YATES 860/12

this should be the least amount of points possible while using 100 coins. stage winners YATES and WVA are the big surprises, but their cost puts them in front of far more deserving frauds like NYS (87/8). 
The worst possible team without any cost limitations is:
All-Rounders
> VAN EETVELT 2/6
> SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers
> CRAS 2/6
> CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
Sprinter
> JEANNIERE 0/6
Unclassed
> GANNA 0/8
> IZAGIRRE/BISSEGER 0/6 [interchangeable with 2nd wildcard]
Wildcard
> BOUVIN/DE BUYST 0/4 [interchangeable with 2nd unclassed]
this would give you a MONSTER 66 points.


 >>/32507/
All-Rounders
> THOMAS 48/8
> SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers 
> CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
> CASTRILLO 80/6
Sprinter
> CONSONNI 44/6
Unclassed
> IZAGIRRE 0/6
> BOIVIN 0/4
Wildcard
> LOUVEL 2/4
remember when Castrillo won two vuelta stages mtfs last year? almost all of his points are from getting 10th in the TT, he's obviously still doped but for some reason chilling in the grupetto all day




best possible team:
All-Rounders
> POGACAR: 4153/32
> VINGEGAARD 3200/24
Climbers
> ONLEY 1789/8
> HEALY 1269/6
Sprinter
> GIRMAY 789/8
Unclassed
> WELLENS 701/6
> JEGAT 664/6
> EENKHORN 653/4
Wildcard 
> VAUQUELIN 1361/6

worst possible [with 100 coins]:
All-Rounders
> ALMEIDA 348/16
> EVENEPOEL 900/18
Climbers
> SKJELMOSE 235/12
> RODRIGUEZ 277/10
Sprinter
> PHILIPSEN 329/12
Unclassed
> GANNA 0/8
> NYS 87/8
> IZAGIRRE/BISSEGGER 0/6
Wildcard
> MAS 321/10

worst possible [no coin restriction]
All-Rounders
> VAN EETVELT 2/6
> SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers
> CRAS 2/6
> CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
Sprinter
> JEANNIERE 0/6
Unclassed
> GANNA 0/8
> IZAGIRRE 0/6
> BISSEGER 0/6 [interchangeable with wildcard]
Wildcard
> BOUVIN/DE BUYST 0/4 [interchangeable with 3rd unclassed]

worst possible [no restriction and finished the race]
All-Rounders
> THOMAS 48/8
> SCHACHMANN 46/6
Climbers 
> CHAMPOUSSIN 16/6
> CASTRILLO 80/6
Sprinter
> CONSONNI 44/6
Unclassed
> IZAGIRRE 0/6
> BOIVIN 0/4
> LOUVEL 2/4
Wildcard
> GRIGNARD/SEPULVEDA 2/4

IGNORE any similar posts above this. they did NOT happen.




















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I got rained on on my way to the bike shop
And there it was not raining so I looked like I had pissed meself

Anyway, last time I was there there was a sl*vak working and he was an asshole. This time the guy was even more eastern (caucasus would be my guess) and he was extremely helpful. Let's see it his hands matches his mouth.






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Turns out the last time I changed my cable I changed it wrong, it did come out the other way through the frame but I couldn't get enough tension on it so I gave it in to the workshop.
Turns out again there is another canal you're supposed to guide the cable through, not just pull the thing through and I had no idea.
They told me they were messing with it for an hour.




















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Thanks for the QA tismbert, I felt like me being 16th is a bit high and mapeibert should do a bigger leap but what can you do, it is early morning and I have other duties now.




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> 30/07 Tour of Alsace with the Plains of Beautiful Girls
> 31/07 Prestigious Pupkewitz Megabuild Windhoek Women Tour
> 01/08 VERY prestigious Tour Cycliste International de la Guadeloupe
> 01/08 Vuelta Ciclista a Colombia
> 02/08 Donostia Krakatoa San Sebastian
> 05/08 Vuelta Ciclista a Burger
> 06/08 VOLTA A PORTUGAL
jesus christ the next few two weeks are STACKED












 >>/32577/
There hasn't been much info about him. Matxin said almost a weel ago that he was alright still with some pain on his ribs, but recovered from other injuries. He said that he expected João to hopefully be back to 100% at the Vuelta. So I guess that he might already be training at the moment.













 >>/32585/
Germans love Wout, they must be paying him big money to start
> wtf the profiles are flatter than any tour des pays bas could be
stages 2 and 3 are rolling hills with more than 2k vertical meters
























 >>/32598/
idk, I guess finishing in the vicinity wasn't on the table and they'd rather include it early than not at all
also the stage isn't flat afterwards, there are many more hills, albeit none as steep, maybe a break that forms there can make it all the way to the finish













































why don't they try to get away with a big break anyway and atleast completely tire out sdworx
they already don't work because the sprint is a guaranteed loss but they could try something else













kek and they just played an interview of some jumbo handler saying vos wouldn't sprint
even with the women they lie about everything






















latest rider program updates:
Lipowitz: Canada races + Lombardia
Jegat: Tour de l'Ain
Küng: Klasikoa
Gaudu: Klasikoa
Ayuso: Vuelta
Gall: Vuelta


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Cycling News:
> In his final season as a professional rider, Alessandro De Marchi says he is "happy and relieved" to no longer represent Israel-Premier Tech, the Italian saying "it's better to follow your morals"
yes, but he took their money and rode for them
> Demi Vollering laat tranen in vrije loop, check-up in het ziekenhuis
kek Danny, she actually cried.
> Jasper Philipsen zit weer op de fiets, traint samen met Mathieu van der Poel
DNF all stars back on their bikes







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2025 Tour de France prize money:
UAE Team Emirates XRG – €701,280
Team Visma-Lease a Bike – €383,150
Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe – €190,490
Team Picnic PostNL – €124,430
Lidl-Trek – €103,770
Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale – €84,880
EF Education-EasyPost – €76,080
Soudal Quick-Step – €72,810
Alpecin-Deceuninck – €69,920
Uno-X Mobility – €68,300
Arkéa-B&B Hotels – €58,760
Bahrain Victorious – €55,700
INEOS Grenadiers – €51,650
Team Jayco AlUla – €44,830
Intermarché -Wanty – €32,300
Tudor Pro Cycling Team – €30,490
XDS Astana Team – €29,240
TotalEnergies – €28,360
Groupama-FDJ – €24,640
Lotto – €20,240
Movistar Team – €16,830
Israel – Premier Tech – €15,640
Cofidis – €15,510




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so before you see a funny video on youtube, you can hear it here first. another Suisse village is on the brink of vanishing forever. such is suffering in the alps.






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 >>/32713/
Yes, I am here lurking as a burger.
I do not care about w*men cycling, I only slightly care about Kasia Niewiadoma-*** (only when she wins) and I already have had enough of the shitlib press making her a [star pedaler] in a skirt after her second (tbd) TdF, barely ever mentioning she eeked both (tbd) out after all the stars (and sharts) impossibly aligned for her + some true w*man tier betrayal with no regard for any bushido.






 >>/32717/
I mean she worked as media spokesman before, although I have no idea about her credentials, as I wouldn't expect you need any to work for a Danish conti shitter team (did you know that Julius Bert and genie in a bottle Alexander SALBY were Jonas team mates when he still worked at the fish factory?)


> Delcourt showed himself quite frustrated with Sporza. "The mentality of some teams is not normal. Really disrespectful. In this way they play with lives. Demi wants to be in the front, but they constantly cut her off the pass," said the manager. 
> "That fall was not the fault of organizer ASO, it is just a matter of respect. I also ask all teams: respect the engines.”

Please let my rider at the front and don't position yourself thank you very much















 >>/32723/
On the one hand, pedal harder and have a better team control your position at the front. On the other hand, I could totally see women doing stupid dangerous shit to spite each other

me fruited cream ale has turned out quite nicely indeed
I'd like to take this moment to share my gratitude to Bert (zonder foto) for encouraging me to always push my limits and never give up


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> 38 degrees outside with boiling sun and high humidity
> Still plan for a little ride
> Bertina's friend says is going to pick up something from apartment
> Delay my ride so I can give it to her
> She calls and says she is running more than an hour late, delaying my ride even further
> Start drinking vin to pass the time
Now I'm buzzed and not going to ride. My whole day is ruined by this woman.











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Finished replacing my cassette. So satisfying doing a job right. Every tool fits just right, every component torqued just so. The cassette goes on smoothly, no monkeying around with spacers. Just smooth, precise, perfect shifting.

I wish every Bert could know this feeling.






 >>/32757/
really looking forward to the vuelta, GC field is incredibly deep from the confirmed names. I just hope vingegaard breaks a leg in the saitama criterium and doesn't show



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Will be making a ratatat today with all ingredients bought off my local egsh selling lady. Not sure if the aubergines are from her very own field/garden but I would guess so, they are too small and odd shaped to be bought wholesale and resold at her stall.


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a BIG GC day at the Banyuwangi Ijen, Indonesia, sees a principal group of 15 runners go away at the cobbles including supers DE ROSSI, CHAWCHIANGKWANG, SIRIRONNACHAI, REGUIGUI, MEIJERS, VAN ENGELEN and DYBALL.
Fastest at the meta, however, was grande Francesco CAROLLO of the Swatt Club, who continue to be pas normal after already their national championship was depressing with CONCA.

PHOUNSAVATH loses 2 minutes, VAN AERT 3:30 down and for HAMZA it's already over.











 >>/32773/
yes as it turns out he's had iliac artery surgery 
supposedly again after he's had one in Feburary.
> After undergoing an operation in February to correct a narrowed femoral artery
> Iserbyt suffered a relapse in May
> Since then, he’s had two more operations and spent over a week in the hospital.







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The 46th Ethias Tour of Wallonie is casually running over the Cote de la Redoute and Cote de la Roche aux Falcons and neither of them might even be televisioned in time














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QUIZ TIME: Retrouvez les coureurs ayant porté le Maillot jaune au cours de trois Tours de France au minimum 

https://www.sporcle.com/games/MrVintage/tour-de-france--coureur-class-4-au-gnral-final-copy-9

I got 100% on my first try, very proud of myself












> Kévin Vauquelin will not be racing for Arkéa-B&B Hotels for the time being. The French Tour de France revelation broke his fibula in a domestic accident shortly after the finish of the race in Paris.

Dodging wada























































 >>/32861/
lot of question marks on the startlist. many a goombler will be tricked
> HIRSCHI
> ARANBURU
> SKJELMOSE
> CASTRILLO
> POWLESS
> LANDA
> VAN GILS
> UIJTDEBROEKS
> TIBERI
> BILBAO
> AYUSO
roll the dice berts



 >>/32862/
klasikoa is the hardest race to get right. tired riders from the tour as fillers, others are in the process of building up for the vuelta and then you have to guess which team captains that do all the 1.1 and 2.1 shitter races like Hirschi last season for UAE might be in form.





> Sven Vanthourenhout confirms: "I'm going to be sporting manager at Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe"
watch him continue making a career out of telling remco "do what you want eh"


> Vanthourenhout succeeds at Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe, who has been a sporting manager since 2022. In his asshole, Remco Evenepoel will also come across, albeit after the season. According to the rumor mill, that transfer is almost in jugs and jugs.
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 >>/32896/
Many such cases. High-altitude mountaineering is so insanely dangerous. There's a saying: there are old mountaineers and bold mountaineers. But there's no old, bold mountaineers.

Guys like Reinhold Messner, Steve House, Mark Twight, Conrad Anker are statistical anomalies. Basically all their friends are dead.


























And the other plate I think a bird flew over and dropped something on it. So some mishaps here and there but otherwise it should be fine






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I really don't get these lower ones. The chance that Diego PESCADOR wins the Tour is just about as big as Bertacek winning it. Is there anybody in the world who would put money on this for 1/1500? I wouldn't even do it if it was 1/15000000. But maybe with odds like that you can entice idiots to throw away money. How are they ever making money on this. It's completely useless





 >>/32929/
Well from the looks of it that betting site you found has a limit of 1501 times your money back. It doesn't matter that some riders are worse than others once you've hit the ceiling.
Setting Pescador at 1/15000000 would probably entice a lot of gamblers to put a single euro on him. I guess it's not worth the risk since the company would bankrupt if he actually won.

 >>/32934/
But the chances of a meteor hitting the head office of the betting site are higher than Pescador winning the Tour. The chances of Skynet taking over before the next Tour are bigger than that
































































 >>/32997/
> "Yesterday, they said many times on race radio that the teams should tell their riders to move aside. It was even in the jury's daily communiqué." 
> "The jury is threatening to stop the race so the motorcycles can pass. Until they finally learn." 
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Was wondering on my ride today how it's possible that guys like Lipowitz or gals like Gigante still descend with their hands on the hoods.
These people train like 20 hours a week and are probably in the top 10 best climbers in the world for their gender, yet somehow that piece of tech eludes them.



 >>/33027/
I don't get it either but I also don't get why they ride the way they ride when they crash in corners and such
makes you wonder if some (almost all) of them are just bad at bicycling











The beerger was disappointing though. The fries were wet and didnt taste good, the beerger itself felt average. This joint I always considered best in praga but felt totally mid. I havent been in there in like too years so perhaps the expectations were too big, idk.

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kek, not just the male FDJ and LAB can't stand each other, but now we have the same hatred for each other with the femmes. Delcourt should send his DS Lars BOOM to punch Van Emden like in the good old times.





 >>/33042/
> Met name Jos van Emden, ploegleider van concurrent Visma-Lease a Bike, diende Delcourt van antwoord. "Laat ik even heel stellig zijn: het is echt belachelijk wat hij allemaal zegt", zei Van Emden dinsdag voor de start van de vierde etappe. "Voor die commentaren heb ik geen enkel respect. Hij wil blijkbaar een pelotonnetje van acht rensters, met Demi erin, om in een gouden kooi verder te rijden. Ja hallo, dit is de sport hé? Er gebeurt niets wat niet kan. Hij is gewoon beïnvloed door Demi. Door het aanstelgedrag van Demi."
lel































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> 07 DYBALL Benjamin +03:58
> 11 PHOUNSAVATH Ariya +04:39
> 13 MEIJERS Jeroen +05:58
> 34 SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut +12:11
> 36 CHAWCHIANGKWANG Peerapol +13:42
> 39 VAN AERT Bernard +12:28
> 48 REGUIGUI Youcef +17:50
> 83 FARSI Abdulrahman +37:36 (Last)
> DNF HAMZA Yacine



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 >>/33080/
They exist to give me something to fantasize about when the wagecucking is even more boring and depressing than usual. I could be on of them. Future's looking grim and bleak but a beach in Malaysia? That would be nice
























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> place of birth: Rotterdam
yes, the famous Czech city. he's joining tietema next season. now we're waiting until midnight until transfers get officially announced.






Supposedly Ineos had to pay Movistar 4 million euro to keep Rodriguez after 2023. I bet they are not too happy with his shitty performance this year if they had to spend that kind of money on top of his normal salary.






 >>/33112/
Apparently it showed from some financial report from the Movistar team owners. I got it from feltet re-reporting from some Spanish news site.
Ineos were pretty desperate to get a GC rider so it seems like a very believable amount to me.








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> first time dealing with a moldy bidon
> forgot to unscrew one, now it is starting to smell like a puddle
> put in some of the sodium metabisulfite i still have
> pour in some water, shake, let sit
> pour out after a while, allow all the rest of the stuff evaporate
> whala

I felt like I got sprayed by a sulfur spray after I opened it up to sniff before pouring the solution out, but it works like a charm.




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Bike is back from the bike shop, cabel has been replaced.
I also agreed to replacing bike pads even though they some life left, my cope is that perhaps proper installation of new ones will prevent the "good to go" from occuring any time soon.
Also the bike was squeaky clean.
Also I got rained on on me way home.






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 >>/33126/
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 >>/33130/
This is a disinfectant I read about on some wine and beer maker pages, perfect for my jars for all pickling.
Turns out it kills a small mold build up very well. My mold was just from water, not some sugary solutions berts gulp.
 >>/33131/
I am Slavic mister, these will be kept for way too long just in case and maybe eventually fall into my heirloom.

Also, because I was already done eating during yesterday's slopposting, this is me fried cabbage, a bit too much rice but whatever, ratatouille, a chickin marinated quickly in some vaguely Asian mix of sesame seed oil, soy sauce, sesame, spices.

























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 >>/33156/
installed some new tires before my ride from sp*cialized no less. I feel filthy but what can you do
my ride was cold as shit, down to 9°C like wtf is this ice age. Granted I rode the coldest possible route which is completely shaded, very hilly, of course wet and it was kinda late but come on it's still July and not October

























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La Vuelta Ciclista a Espana OFFICIAL /bet/

> Vingegaard 1.57
> Ayuso Pesquera 5.5
> Almeida 6.5
> Mas Nicolau 15
> Carapaz Montenegro 17
> Gee 34
> Ciccone 34
> Landa 41
> Jorgenson 41
> Hindley 41
> Gall 51
> Bernal Gomez 51
> Tiberi 51
> Skjelmose 67
> Pellizzari 67
> Pidcvck 81
> Kuss 81
> Riccitello 81
> Eetvelt 81
> Vine 81
...
> Gaudu 101
> T*o 126
> Martinez Povidla 126
> Soler 501
> Cepeda 751
> Kudus 1001
> Fagundez 1001















 >>/33198/
I remember reading about this around the time G won the tour that it was around 50k for the yellow jersey, 25-30 for green jersey and local legends like mollema.
I assume you can add some inflation to those numbers now and a guy like Wout easily gets 40k




Koifish, Van Uden and Fraud Bennett to Kurwatour, don't they know there is one sprint? Maybe two if you count the fourth stage as there is a long way to the finish from that Cat 1 which should be a Cat 3 tops.
Also, not going to the start, a whole day of wageslavepay to make a few mediocre photos and spend 3 hours in trein or waiting for a trein is not a great deal.











random news:
< yellow card and 50 Swiss Francs penalty for Amber KRAAK for dangerous riding
< Matxin stating the obvious
> “In my personal opinion, Visma came with the idea of trying to wear out Tadej with endless attacks. And in the end, they ended up only wearing themselves out,” Matxin told /cyc/. “They attacked us so much they wore themselves out.” Visma lit it up on Ventoux, but everyone soon realized that Vingegaard simply didn’t have the horsepower left to truly rattle Pogačar.


 >>/33216/
is Valter just younger Bertiol? same rider type, randomly becomes a world class runner for 3 days of the year with no warning and shit for the rest. if you really think about the hungarian and italian flags are basically the same too


















 >>/33230/
< he didn't know this is from his Park Tool™ PPL-1 PolyLube 1000™ Lubricant (Tube)

Meanwhile, me, using my newly acquired Park Tool™ AK-5 Advanced Mechanic Tool Kit have discovered, thanks to Park Tool™ CC-4 Chain Checker, that my chain is FUCKED and I will have to replace it with my Park Tool™ MLP-1.2 Master Link Pliers.







































































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