/bert/ - ciclismo

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 >>/36319/
alright so the skelly era that is now coming will further diminish interest in femme cycling because most of them are already not particularly attractive and almost all of them look like crippled goblins on the bike. If you turn the already very small, not particularly pretty ciclistas with their wide ass clown handlebars into female froomedawgs its over, you can't even goon to this anymore.
Compare pfp after """""roubaix""""" to pfp after the """""tdf""""". Both of these pictures are from 2025 jesus christ somebody give her a schnitzel

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/cyc/ office meeting point

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 >>/36325/
it would be feasible for us to meet up with whoever here resides in Austria for a /cyc/ group ride 
with schnitzel and bier and such

> 36325
Plešné jezerobros...we've been neglected.....

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 >>/36327/
have we

 >>/36326/
I'd 100% chute try to follow you downhill (if I can survive the uphill that is)

 >>/36328/
> fakes a sick day to skip his volta and czecht tour coverage and goes hiking instead

 >>/36328/
we are so BACK

 >>/36328/
I have been there

MVDP + RENEWI

> Tanfield, however, rode a very flat effort. His fastest and slowest laps were separated by a maximum of one and a half seconds. The Briton ultimately completed a distance of 53.967 kilometers. This still put Tanfield further ahead than Rohan Dennis and Alex Dowsett, although their attempts were ten years ago. It's the seventh-longest distance ever.

holy kwab, imagine wasting months on this
I guess track riders don't have much to do in their lives

 >>/36333/
What is he doing? If he really plans to ride mtb it makes no sens. If he's not, why isn't he on vacation?

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 >>/36334/
as expected
after that kwabbening (or maybe before) Richardson beat the flying 200 world record. 8.041 seconds for 200m which is an average speed of 80.5 km/h. Imagine the watts
he's had that record a year or two ago for a total of like 30 seconds until lavreysen took it from him.

Our boy big Gleb brutally kwabbed by the yank

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 >>/36336/
the fuck???

 >>/36337/
> junior lesmurf ahead of sprinters
why doesn't this guy just specialize in something, he's always just riding around the top 20 
hopefully with memco gone

 >>/36338/
that will be 25 thousand shekels please

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 >>/36338/
they meaning the eternal Anglo cooked up a new custom bike for the occasion. Also I fatfingered a 0 instead of a 9 but the correct time is in the picture anyways. Also Richardson used to be Aussie but he's a true Brit now

 >>/36337/
this kwab got demoted to the development team at 25 years old

 >>/36342/
kinda ridiculous because they have the chosen Chinese dude, the chosen Kazakh (Kuzmin) and the chosen vinokourov still on the main team

 >>/36342/
had to make space for the one Chinese diversity hire that XDS demanded kek. I bet nobody has ever heard of SU Haoyu, not even the utmost payer of attention has

Bert Johansen can do time trials now?

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 >>/36345/
> now

 >>/36324/
that's genuinely not good, male cyclists are on the "fueling is good" trein and I hope PFP doesn't set back women's cycling with this

Speaking of Chinese, races like Tour of Magnificent Qinghai (2.Pro) have the most diverse field of riders I've ever seen
> Euros
> rare Euros 
> Mexicans
> Burger (singular)
> Aussies
> Kazakhs 
> Turks
> Russians (multiple types)
> Africans (multiple types)
> Sudakas (multiple types)
> Chinese (multiple types)
> IRANIAN (singular, very rare)
> BRAZILIAN (singular, very rare)

 >>/36346/
> was beating Portuguese semi-pros an insignificant result?
but I see he lost time on the second half so he is the same as usual

 >>/36347/
The women just don't train that much (or didn't used to), they had one real col that decided the tour and half of them hadn't even done recon judging from the interview.
I remember a few years ago where it was discussed where van vleuten was almost 10k training kms ahead of someone like vollering by the tdf and people were wondering why an old hag could take minutes on 2nd, like no shit.

lots of rapid performances happening

group with 6 minutes in portugal

 >>/36352/
almost at torre too, they are boiling

ug nunsh and mcdunphy at the front

It is already 5pm, could it please fuck OFF?

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 >>/36355/
???

Oh I'm suddenly me with no adjustments to the flag.

 >>/36347/
> A teammate told me that Pauline measures her skinfold and then decides whether she can eat breakfast. 
this is some 2010s shit. Nobody tell Big Tom

 >>/36358/
I don't believe that quote at all, that's just women bitching about eachother

> kurwe kontra kurwe
Clearly eastern Euros, them.

 >>/36359/
I mean... she looked during the Tour like that's something she does

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 >>/36359/
well it is hearsay but I choose to believe it

oh wow I have MCDUNPHY on my equipe

 >>/36361/
yeah sure but there's no way she trained with skipping breakfast, sure she lost weight and was already skinny but come on
they didn't even do something like that in the froome days

Jakobsen DNS
peleton filler no more

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> wake up
> check your skinfolds
> no breakfast if you're too FAT
> 1.5h fasted ride
> eat meal
> do normal training ride
if the skinfolds allow it you eat breakfast and do your normal training ride but if she's too FAT then its 90 mins fasted spinning beforehand. This sounds realistic

 >>/36319/
> "Ferrand-Prévot has set a new standard. If drivers are so successful with this, it puts us all under pressure."
women annoyed that someone tried harder then them so now they have to try too. every knew voice in this story makes it even more pathetic

 >>/36367/
don't know why they are all dogpilling either
gigante looks even skinnier
let alone that borderline midget realini (rest in peace)

 >>/36348/
How is the route?

Climbing has started in portugal

Kek, Credibom raiding Torre Gewiss Ballan style

Almost 1000 berts, don't get lost on refresh

 >>/36368/
jealousy innit 
but pfp looked normal during all of her career and turned into a ghoul to smash them at the tour so she gave them an opening else they would have nothing to cry about. Skinny midgets all looked like that and probably starved themselves forever