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100 edition 

> Current and upcoming races

04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

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My car stalled when I was almost home and then I remembered my fuel gauge is broken. So I was probably out of gas again. Luckily I could restart it and I even made it to a gas station by driving very carefully. If this happened on the highway I was FUCKED















 >>/35405/
also fun fact as these lads demonstate the meta in raping is riding out of the saddle with low to medium cadence for 75-100% of a race. 
A mate of mine who is a serial r*pist enlightened me on that, his indoor 20 min pb which was almost entirely out of the saddle is 22w higher than his outdoor 20 min pb. Crazy innit






 >>/35412/
no idea, apparently low cadence is more viable indoors in general compared to real cycling and in turn standing low cadence is easier to pedal than seated low cadence.
I'm not even sure if this really is widespread and not just a quirk for my mate and his goons, their sanity and thus credibility is questionable because after all they prefer to stay indoors instead of going outside.
But I did notice lots of lower cadence averages on zwift when I zwifted a lot one winter







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Djien dobry! What a frantic week of racing we've had! Cyclisme is a certified world-wide pandemic in August 2025, with racing in the Arctic circle, South America, Eastern Europe, Iberian Peninsula, France, and the Himalaya all in one day!!! What a great day to enjoy another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) !!

Today's stage in the Tour de Pologne departs from Katowice (which I only know from Counterstrike tournaments) and heads south, skirting the city of Tychy where today's beer is made. Despite regal origins dating back to the early 17th century, this is now owned by the Dutch and is a mass-produced lager. It is one of the most popular Polish beers with a 20% market share. By comparison, Anheuser-Busch is at 34% in the United States (I do admit, when I drink beer at a restaurant, I do ask for a Stella Artois).

Tyskie ($3)

Pours a transparent golden color with white mousse, quickly fading. The nose is lightly hoppy, lightly sweet. The palate opens with sweet bread and finishes with light bitter hops.

Clean, fine. Not interesting. 

Photo avec le chien Bruxellois. He always has an interest whenever I open a beer.

















 >>/35415/
 >>/35408/
It's strange because I've also heard about this online, but I've never been able to replicate it IRL. For me especially power above threshold is easiest with really high seated cadence – 105-110. In longer sweetspot/threshold efforts lower cadence out of saddle efforts at around 80rpm are fine every 5-10min so that the muscles get a bit of a break. But any higher power and the standing efforts get problematic, I just burn out from doing them and it's hard to get back into the seated rhythm.

 >>/35412/
My guess would be that out of saddle recruits more muscles than seated. When you're outdoor a lot of it is lost to moving the bike around but indoor since the bike is fixed you're able to put all of it through pedals


 >>/35412/
 >>/35440/
not that hard to understand, when you dance on the pedals the momentum of your body mass goes into scoring watts instead of into the sqlab, it's literally free energy to stand at the same cadence
especially so when indoors since then it costs no effort avoiding chutes comicale

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 >>/35422/
Ahhh, finally some true pisswater.
Not a whole lot to add, if I ever had a Miller, Coors, the not Czech Bud or whatever else you drink there I would probably have a comparison, it is like one of those.
 >>/35431/
We do, boom for craft beers took place around 10 years ago, it plateaued out already but the market is pretty robust.


now big marlen is seething at Pauline and Gigante for their weight loss for the tour. she's a proponent of a body fat minimum limit like the nutritionist in the peloton kerabol space program or James bond actor and body sculptur Pierce Brosnan.



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I still can't get over how mid Mad's wife looks. I know that's basically a 9 in Denmark but still. Also she looks crazy expensive, which is a good news for us because it means he'll probably retire at 40 or something


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 >>/35449/
> 2 weeks in Italy
Even more jelly than usual, have fun bert. I think good carb loading isn't that easy with Italian food since they also put lots of fat in the mix.
For me it was a nice endurance ride, mostly easy but with 40min of riding around LT1 (280W) as I felt good.






> The injuries sustained by Filippo Baroncini after his crash in the Tour of Poland are so serious that he has been kept in an induced coma. It should be immediately stated that his condition is stable, team manager Mauro Gianetti of UAE Emirates XRG told Tuttobiciweb . The decision to keep Baroncini in an induced coma was mainly due to the fractures in his face

Damn, what a nasty sport











Our break down in Portugal: 
Joseba López, Calum Johnston, Alex Díaz, Kieran Haug, Nicolás Tivani,  Aleksandr Grigorev, Edgar Curto, Diogo Gonçalves, Tiago Leal, Cesar Guavita, Hugo Nunes, Adam Lewis.









































 >>/35510/
Reseacher that invited me said I can do this every summer basically. I think I'll do this every summer. I even met another professor that has the full panoply of gravel/XC/road he said next time I come I can borrow anything













I am back
> my boy Ygo NUNŠ
> Volta legend LANGELOTTI
> grande Dusan
> my boy Sylvester STOKBRO
> NEUMAN wins in Szeklerland
What a day I missed
Can't wait to pick CICCO for the La Vuelta and be disappointed again











































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> Weird creaking noise when starting from a stop
> Panic
> My Assiomas have finally crapped out!
> Careful inspection reveals that it is just my disc brakes rubbing
Time to figure out what's wrong and fix it. Surely nothing will go wrong.







 >>/35575/
> old style cable routing
they shouldn't be prone to the shifter cable breaking inside the housing (thanks shimano), but that cable would be definitively in the way for my UCI legal hand positions on the hoods of the levers.




< tfw plucking a warm juicy peach right out of the orchard at the top of the local rampa
there maybe no comfier feel
forgive my ignorance but are stonefruits grown in evropa or it's only malus and currants, etc ?




















































 >>/35628/
I don't remember a time the 720p streams has ever worked (not idea why they have them). The 420p stream still works but now you need a VPN otherwise the player wont load most of the time (same is true on cycling today).
I only use it when I can't access the dad streams.
















 >>/35647/
Did he not go to Colombia this year for some "bootcamping"? Only one top 10 (in LBL of all places) in 37 race days is quite something.

He only seems to perform in even years, so he's a lock for a podium in the Giro or Vuelta next year ig.
























 >>/35672/
There is a STRONG problem. Non-attention payers will be crushed in upcoming races.
 >>/35671/
Same for me. This is a vibe based competition, with a touch of insight from race log trends, team rosters and especially long term attention paying to race character and rider characteristics.
It makes me want to get that stupid ML/linear programming model up so it gets completely kwaked by a Rusbert or a Finnish rapist with a young child for whom attentionpaying is far down the importance list.

























































> polska a desaster
> rusbert will pass me
> luckily there is portugau in which i have a promising climbing squad
> climbing stage neutralized
> irishbert's who the fuck wins it
> irishbert will pass me too
Such is life of a kurwabert in 25.
















My points for kurwatour were pretty off, but the placement is right-ish.
There is this once instance where on my shits tismbert is in front of Patjebert by a bit and on the official results Patjetbert is in front of tismbert just slightly which I am sure will go down well and I won't see all caps from a Spanish flag.











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Dzień dobry and welcome to our last /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) for the sensational Tour de Pologne !! We had action down to the wire this week, with another legendary performance from handsome man Brandon MCNULTY to take the stage and GC victory!

Today's beer is brewed just down the road from today's ITT in Wieliczka.

Okocim O.K. Beer ($3.59)

This is a Polish Pilsner, brewed by Okocim since 1945. Pours a light honey gold with fine white mousse which fades quickly. The nose is a bit flat - just the barest hint of grass and malt. The palate is clean, lightly sweet, pleasing grassy hops.

Just fine, well put together. The highlight of the beer is the can, which I really love. We had four (4) biers for the Tour de Pologne, none of which were really great, but none of which were bad (maybe that imperial stout was...)

Look out for another sensational edition of /WTW/ next weekend with the return of the much-lauded Hamburg CYCLASSICS race!


 >>/35761/
This was quite nice BACK IN THE DAY, I used to like it more than all your Tyskie, Lech or Żywiec. Don't know how it is now, probably just pisswater.
Thanks for the series Bert, this gimmick takes the most effort easily and actually costs real money.








some useless news:
> Tietema to change from Canondale to Rose bikes next season
< uno-x to field more Danes in their team than lidl for Denmark rundt
> next Remco big favorite to win Czech Tour after his pas normal performance in Ain
final stage ends in the deep dark parts of Czechems where Romanians settled centuries ago. what even happens there?
< don patje saying that it's alright for memco to change teams when he can earn millions more or in his words: « S'il peut gagner quelques millions de plus ailleurs, il devrait en profiter. »
> wout to end the season soon (to prepare for CX?)

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 >>/35766/
Vin for sure. German wine super underrated internationally. Then we bounce back to bier in Belgium, then should be wine for the rest of the year.

But I do need to source some reasonably priced Chinese wine, because all I can find in US is literally $300/btl and has shit reviews.

 >>/35763/
thx, it's been fun, going to miss it next year.

 >>/35769/
local czech restaurant actually has a collection of Czech wines by the glass. Maybe worthwhile.









I woke up 3:30-4am almost every day for more than a decade in grad school and early career. It's fine, go to sleep early. You'll feel normal after a shower and a couple good cups of coffee.

Official Statement on Filippo Baroncini's Medical Update from UAE CEO Mauro Gianetti 🎙️ 
"Unfortunately, Filippo Baroncini is being kept in an induced coma for his health.
It's not life-threatening - that's the most important thing.
He has some facial damage, injuries to his eyes, and also damage to a lung. He has two vertebrae broken as well.
At the moment he is stabilized, and we will transport him today to Italy.
If everything goes well, he will undergo surgery on his face and spine."



2026 world tour ride snacks edition? I guess importing alcohol is easier than perishable food from around the world. should work at least for the majority of European races. so if any of you have any ideas for Australia, UAE (no Dubai chocolate please), Canada (I'll just have Belgian fries and claim it to be Poutine) and China (aliexpress/temu food is totally safe...) go ahead



 >>/35785/
Me neither, barely had 8 hours of sleep the last 5 years. The gist of it is to try and do as much half-awake, low heart rate rest as much as possible while you can't sleep or can't get back to sleep.
You get back to life after a few hours during the day. Maybe you won't ride off on a tail of a whale until it happens.




And look at the runners Gloglo is below

Top competitors
> LAMPERTI Luke
> BUDZIŃSKI Marcin
> BERRADE Urko
> PARRA José Félix
> QUARTUCCI Lorenzo
> TSARENKO Kyrylo
> UIJTDEBROEKS Cian




































> Belgische bondscoach ziet de volgende Pogacar en Vingegaard klaar staan in Seixas en Widar, die elkaar bestoken in Tour de l'Avenir

> Pauwels weet dat hij met de 19-jarige renner van Lotto goud in handen heeft, maar volgens de voormalig klimmer is er nog een 17-jarig supertalent dat binnenkort zijn neus aan het venster zal drukken. 'Seff Van Kerckhove heeft wel wat weg van een Seixas, alles welbeschouwd', zo looft hij de Belg die nu bij het onder-19-team van Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale rijdt. 'Hij is iemand met een veelbelovende toekomst, al is hij nog maar net begonnen. Wat hij al gepresteerd heeft, of het nu tijdrijden of bergop is... Het is echt van een superhoog niveau.' Schrijf die naam dus maar op. 

GREAT article where Widar is being compared to Seixas (lol) and both of them to Pogacar and Vingegaard (LOL). According to national coach Serge Pauwels. And then Serge Pauwels announces a new next Remco, always a great idea to start putting pressure on some 17-year old kid
























































 >>/35884/
> was wondering that but I keep it pretty clean so maybe the internal circuit is busted?
the knobs or internal, I've had both bust at some point during the winter because of heavy usage and salt/sweat
just bought a 3 pack of straps on sale sometime and swap when cleaning doesn't work
















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thanks for the tips Berts
I had focussed most of me cleaning efforts on the electrode area til now, will pay more attention to the metal connexions now
perhaps p*rchasing some replacement straps will become inevitable eventually












































 >>/35942/
> 2.15.037 The licence shall be automatically revoked in the event that the licence holder files for bankruptcy or is declared bankrupt, or in the event that any other measure or regime is applied under which the holder loses control of the licence.

 >>/35947/
> 2.15.061 The paying agent must remain the same throughout the period of validity of the UCI WorldTour licence issued for the team, including during the period of any renewals, except with the agreement of the Professional Cycling Council.
‘paying agent’ is the legal entity that owns that team, it can be a number of things but any changes to it that would amount to buying a license would have to be done ‘with the agreement of the Professional Cycling Council.’ In short UCI gets to decide arbitrarily.





 >>/35948/
It's just that cycling teams change names and sponsors all the time. So all the Wanty riders will join Lotto and the legal entity of the team, let's call it Team Wanty, is now empty with no riders. Q36.5 takes over sponsoring of this legal entity, and all their runners will transfer from the old Q36.5 to 'Team Wanty', which will now be renamed 'Team Q36.5'. I think that is sort of how it works

 >>/35953/
they still have to fulfill all contract obligations, so they would have to reach a separate deal with all of their riders/sponsors. you can't just transfer from the 'old' team to the 'new' team unless everyone under contract at the 'old' team agrees to terms. afaik there is no process for this sort of thing, nor do I see why the UCI would have a specific process for it










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Rundt OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pedersen 1.57
> Skjelmose 5
> Kragh 13
> Warenskjold 15
> Nielsen 19
> Withen 19
> Grosso 21
> Philipsen 21
> Segaert 29
> Zingle 29
> Larsen 34
> Soderqvist 41
> Baarle 51
> Kubis 81
> Goldager 81
...
> Pedersen 201
> Johansen 201
> Fuglsang 401
> Pedersen 751





> The UCI has suspended Spanish mountain biker Edgar Carballo Gonzalez for one year after a sexual incident. The suspension follows a complaint from a female colleague, filed via the confidential UCI SpeakUp platform.
> The incident took place in the official parking area of a UCI event, in the victim's campervan. According to the UCI Ethics Committee, Carballo made unwanted sexual advances, touched her inappropriately, and used the word "rape," despite her clear refusal.

Why are spanish people like this?




> You have been a witness or victim of harassment or other abuse, or you wish to report incidents or activities likely that damage the credibility of cycling, such as technological fraud or competition manipulation… ? Report it on the UCI’s reporting platform SpeakUp
squeak up now Bert! don't let them get away with it.
one of the questions in the form:
< Do you think or know it will happen again?* (mandatory) *
YES!























































































> Former Zwift Academy winner Louiz Kitzki says 'The more chaotic a race became, the more brutally I broke down mentally' 
> Former Zwift Academy winner Louis Kitski has abruptly ended his career as a professional cyclist due to increasing concerns for his own safety, following the deaths of riders in races in the last two seasons.
another failed convert from the rape machine













> On Wednesday, August 13, all fans will have the opportunity to meet all the riders live on the eve of the first stage at a ceremonial parade on stage. This year, the spectacular show will take place on Hradčanské náměstí square against the magical backdrop of Prague Castle.
I assume our local /cyc/ office will cover this event.







































Well, everyone is going to have the same tree +20 pointers, bar a few believers that Arambaru is on the way UP.
Then it is maybe a little more random, maybe a cheeky Cereal DIESEL would be a pick.




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There's this little tarmac road going nowhere, it's a dead end, however they recently painted edge lines and put like 20 signs there. The most ridiculous is this "Max Speed 70" near a chicane when this is the kind of road where nobody ever goes above 30.





























 >>/36138/
I did check around Jeseniki a while ago if there is a nice plot and/or already existing house - of course, but not for THAT moneys.

 >>/36143/
Checked that merely yesterday, only turd world cuntries with euro are the Baltic states, Slovakia, Slovenia and Croatia. Bulgaria will force their way in soon, good luck with that.

 >>/36140/
He would be like:
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 >>/36188/
I fully expect a repeat of the Kuss situation except with Jorgenson 
they stomp so hard that they have 1,2 firmly in their grasp and then the public will demand a reward for all the work Jorgenson's been putting in































 >>/36221/
the arm is repairable, but the whole spine being turned oh boi. don't assume we see him again on the bike. I hope he did some courses during rehab as he needs a regular job next year. oh wait, he's German, Burger Geld all the way.


































 >>/36254/
do you not remember the start of the season where we all agreed that the /cyc/ GC winner is given a brand new VAN RYSEL RCR, funded by all the losing berts? I distinctly remember. there are big stakes my friejnd






























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OFFICIAL /bet/

> Gloglo 1.33
> Junior 5.5
> Parra 15
> Fancellu 15
> Graat 15
> Hajek 21
> Gloag 21
> Knox 34
> Tuckwell 34
> Fabbro 41
> Quartucci 67
> Raccani 67
> Umba 67
> Boichis 67
...
> Conti 81
> Stussi 101
> Peter 101
> Tomas Sivok (kek) 501
> Cerny 1001

VERY fraudulent startlist, compared to last year
No wonder local berts pay no attention to it, can't really blame them
If gloglo doesn't win by 30 minutes he's a fraud





























> In an interview with the Swiss newspaper Tages Anzeiger, Reusser—who is a trained physician as well as a cyclist—expressed concern. “We secretly hoped she wouldn’t win. Pauline has set a new standard. If others follow her example, it puts pressure on all cyclists. If you put on a jersey and are visibly proud that it’s too big, that sends a message. A teammate told me that Pauline measures her skinfold and then decides whether she can eat breakfast. As a fellow athlete, I admire her. As a physician, I worry. Is it truly harmless if the deficit is only short-lived? Where is the line between smart performance management and harm?”

hypnoqueen has spoken, no more getting skinny





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 >>/36319/
alright so the skelly era that is now coming will further diminish interest in femme cycling because most of them are already not particularly attractive and almost all of them look like crippled goblins on the bike. If you turn the already very small, not particularly pretty ciclistas with their wide ass clown handlebars into female froomedawgs its over, you can't even goon to this anymore.
Compare pfp after """""roubaix""""" to pfp after the """""tdf""""". Both of these pictures are from 2025 jesus christ somebody give her a schnitzel










> Tanfield, however, rode a very flat effort. His fastest and slowest laps were separated by a maximum of one and a half seconds. The Briton ultimately completed a distance of 53.967 kilometers. This still put Tanfield further ahead than Rohan Dennis and Alex Dowsett, although their attempts were ten years ago. It's the seventh-longest distance ever.

holy kwab, imagine wasting months on this
I guess track riders don't have much to do in their lives


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 >>/36334/
as expected
after that kwabbening (or maybe before) Richardson beat the flying 200 world record. 8.041 seconds for 200m which is an average speed of 80.5 km/h. Imagine the watts
he's had that record a year or two ago for a total of like 30 seconds until lavreysen took it from him.












Speaking of Chinese, races like Tour of Magnificent Qinghai (2.Pro) have the most diverse field of riders I've ever seen
> Euros
> rare Euros 
> Mexicans
> Burger (singular)
> Aussies
> Kazakhs 
> Turks
> Russians (multiple types)
> Africans (multiple types)
> Sudakas (multiple types)
> Chinese (multiple types)
> IRANIAN (singular, very rare)
> BRAZILIAN (singular, very rare)


 >>/36347/
The women just don't train that much (or didn't used to), they had one real col that decided the tour and half of them hadn't even done recon judging from the interview.
I remember a few years ago where it was discussed where van vleuten was almost 10k training kms ahead of someone like vollering by the tdf and people were wondering why an old hag could take minutes on 2nd, like no shit.
















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> wake up
> check your skinfolds
> no breakfast if you're too FAT
> 1.5h fasted ride
> eat meal
> do normal training ride
if the skinfolds allow it you eat breakfast and do your normal training ride but if she's too FAT then its 90 mins fasted spinning beforehand. This sounds realistic

 >>/36319/
> "Ferrand-Prévot has set a new standard. If drivers are so successful with this, it puts us all under pressure."
women annoyed that someone tried harder then them so now they have to try too. every knew voice in this story makes it even more pathetic






 >>/36368/
jealousy innit 
but pfp looked normal during all of her career and turned into a ghoul to smash them at the tour so she gave them an opening else they would have nothing to cry about. Skinny midgets all looked like that and probably starved themselves forever



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