/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/37359/
agree, tourist trap label comes from jealousy. i was there for a day and it was quite nice

 >>/37359/
> but I hear way too much German in the street
just like back in the days...

> Environmental activists want the organizers of the 2025 Vuelta a España to scrap the final four kilometers to the summit of Bola del Mundo, according to the leading Spanish newspaper El País. The climb is located in a protected nature reserve, and residents of the Sierra de Guadarrama mountains fear the cycling peloton will cause damage.

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 >>/37363/
fish wins by 20 minutes to fish wins by 19 minutes

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I see that the dopeur Prodhomme is doing tour de limusin.
How many wins this week?

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OK, I WILL pick vad der Grug.

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 >>/37362/
Last time they came the city was completely destroyed, not exactly a good sign

> tour de limousin
> the race director car is not a limousine

ASKEY Lewis to pissreal

ASKEY to IPT
WRIGHT to 36.5

SCHIFFER Anton to LAB

 >>/37370/
Why do anglos love making shitty moves, why doesn't shitneos sign both

 >>/37372/
I would believe you if you told me they have already been at shitneos at some point, they just got spit out to make space for some Spanish TT shitter.

> wout being leadout to BRENNAN
Lmao

you now remember CALZONI Walter

 >>/37375/
what the hell I remember that rider

 >>/37375/
why would i now remember him

> CARAPAZ -VUE
obviously shadowbanned

No carapils in la vuelta

 >>/37378/
Blood values still too high? Damn dude would have won the tour

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Okay. So let's get serious for a moment. Does "Robbe DHONDT" really exist?

 >>/37378/
he wants to go for WC title so skips vuelta

 >>/37382/
has anyone told him tadej is going and can do .5 w/k more than him?

 >>/37383/
hes in ecuador doing "altitude training" (dopage) so maybe that gives him the confidence to do this

 >>/37378/
Damn Carapaz was a steal at 14 velocoins, too good to be true I guess

 >>/37378/
Sad. Now the only real entertainment in the Vuelta will come from UAE retardation

> Ciccone has 0 interest in GC
> Landa has 0 interest in GC
I smell a fraudulent top 10

 >>/37387/
it’s going to be a proper meme vuelta

 >>/37387/
still plenty of names for the top 10, worse that might top 10 [zonder massive chutes] would be GUYONNET, CARUSO or SHITCOCK. i mean RUBIO and STORER top 10'd the giro this year so it will be better then that at least

 >>/37388/
only if the fish is taken out early. i propose we draw straws and the short straw has to plant EPO in the visma team car.

 >>/37389/
I would plant it for free, would be an honor

 >>/37389/
I volunteer to do it 
all the epo will somehow end up in my body

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 >>/37390/
this but syringes and vials

We need a final solution to the polish question
One trip to the Bohemian Alps and my  Pzkw 38t is ready to roll to Warsaw

 >>/37393/
just wave you're CZ75 at them and they will scamper like a spooked beaver

 >>/37393/
poles have nothing to fear as your vehicle will undoubtedly face some problem comicale before you get there

> Thanks to his university studies in sports science, Schiffer is also active as a (performance) coach. For example, he conducted lactate tests at Bike Aid last winter and prescribed training programs. His current student flat looks like a high-tech laboratory. He also occasionally posts his own data analyses on his Strava profile. Schiffer has completed all available training and data processing courses. According to Bike Aid, he is a unique asset as a rider and data analyst.

Another willing doping subject

 >>/37396/
no surprise they gave him a contract until 2028

My ears are ablaze from hearing the perverted symphonies they call human tongue
My eyes are regressing back into the eye sockets
My mouth, I have no mouth and yet, I must scream
And the stench, the stench being blown here from below, where the foul abominations dwell, below the permanent industrial fog of untold horrors, acursed machinery and decaying cadavers.
Why am I here? Just to suffer?

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 >>/37396/
his numbers are pretty impressive [if you believe him]. wonder what 6.4 w/kg for 20 mins fresh stacks up against the rest of the peloton these days

 >>/37399/
Enough to win against riccitello but not enough to win against Sparfel judging by his results

 >>/37399/
if his results against conti riders are anything to go by he'll get dropped in every world tour race

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 >>/37398/
yes well poles am I right

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almost there

> CARAPAZ -VUE
fuckin hell

my boy has to move his family to Spain so he can stay in Europe and stop getting sick

 >>/37403/
these are so funny, we don't really do this in the US except maybe in a few especially touristy areas

 >>/37399/
My coach does 6.4 for 20min as well and he races conti in northern france, numbers in isolatiom dont really tell much

 >>/37403/
too bad they put *** y*rk instead of someplace more relevant such as Bald Knob WV

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 >>/37398/
 >>/37402/
Brtek somewhere there.

 >>/37408/
(although this is from the north face)

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