/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/39402/
> "The preparation wasn't ideal," Ayuso told Eurosport . He was referring to the fact that he learned late in the race that he would be starting in the Vuelta a España and that he was at the start in Turin with only two days of racing under his belt. "I'm getting better and better, but I'm not good enough yet to perform uphill. I had to keep trying, and I did, but I still don't feel good."
> "I knew beforehand that it would be difficult and that I wasn't feeling great."

 >>/39399/
Patjebert 59th, this may become the Velochoke of the century!

 >>/39402/
where the FUCK is my refund

just forwarding a memo from the bossman. if you do not pick MADOUAS for your plouay team it will not be counted so make shure to pick him

 >>/39407/
he'll be lucky to finish in top 50

 >>/39402/
what a kwab

Patrick said "adjusting" on the LRCP today while talking about velogames, confirmed he is here in some capacity.

 >>/39411/
We left all the wattlets on 4cucks though

 >>/39407/
I will pick him because the race is made for retard attacks and he is a local retard

 >>/39410/
(You)

 >>/39410/
I can recognize an overpriced hipster burger when I see one

 >>/39415/
its praha they are called bohemians

 >>/39416/
kek

 >>/39416/
cheeky

 >>/39416/
Heh

> Raul Matias (Cofidis support team) – Violation of the rules or guidelines regarding vehicle movement during the race; driving against traffic during the race. Fine of 500 Swiss francs, yellow card, and exclusion from stages 7, 8, and 9.

banzaaaaaai

remember when CASTRILLO was heeming breaks last year and now he can barely outclimb SHAW james

 >>/39421/
remember when Urko Berrade randomly outclimbed half the GC field in the picon blanco right after winning a stage himself
those guys were on quite something

rude

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was randomly thinking about him today
how did he do it

 >>/39421/
wearing the movistar jersey is an immediate -25w handicap

> I find it deeply saddening to see what's happening to Ayuso right now. An absolute top talent being mentally destroyed by Tadej Soprano and his capos. Leaving is, of course, the only option, but you can see from Matteo Jorgenson that even as a rider for another team, you don't really get a chance to succeed against the peloton's new Lance Armstrong. Oh well, let's all just ignore it. After all, Tadej is always smiling and he's riding Paris-Roubaix, which is so great.

wielerflitsers are quite something

 >>/39427/
gold. even the best satire cannot best the sincere boomer

fuck it

 >>/39427/
kek

 >>/39427/
it has that right type of seething + gaslighting dutch people are masters at this. HLN boomers are completely different

 >>/39423/
> those guys were on something
pan y agua

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what happened to In the Footsteps of the Romans

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 >>/39433/
Turned out the Romans were handwalking, race ceased to exist.

berger was average, but ridiculously THICC
fries were average too
pilsner was good
i continue to have burger fever
rain calamity for too more days, ciclismo is over

 >>/39425/
> how did he do it
cleanly

 >>/39435/
Had a berger like that today, made by meself, almost exactly the same order of green (it was lettuce not roszponka), pickles, tomat, burger with a processed cheese slice on top.
For me it was also a fried but runny egg and a bunch of pickled jalapeno before the top of the bun came.
Demolished it so much I got my bed shit dirty, luckily I delayed laundering it for a few more days until today's calamity.
Yes, I often eat in bed, like a savage.

Know who is NOT clean? Abrahamsen

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 >>/39439/
they will catch him over the winter. trvst the plan

Great startlist in Bretagne, no wonder Wout bailed out. Also the course looks harder this year

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 >>/39442/
seems no one told trek and meelan

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Booked a trip to Mallorca for next March, a week of ciclismo with some clubmates. Can't wait to do some climbing, I'm thinking 30min on Sa Calobra might be possible

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 >>/39443/
That course is BIATCH this year, there will be a lot of misfires for non-attention payers.

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 >>/39444/
> booking trip for March
Is it even possible?
> 30min on Sa Calobra
What w/kg are we talking about?

 >>/39446/
 >>/39447/
Heh thanks. What do you mean, possible? My friends were there in March last year. 30min would be something like 5w/kg, I am not there yet but I think I could drop a couple kg in the winter and add some 10W. But 31-32min is much more likely.

 >>/39449/
I mean so early in advance? I don't think you can book flight for march already

 >>/39450/
Ah sure ypu can, with Finnair at least. I haven't booked a flight since 2016 so I have no idea if it isn't common.

We're almost at the limit bert, don't get stuck in the loop

 >>/39451/
Anyway it's going to be nice, I really need to put some Nice vacation next year but planing so far in advance really is impossible

 >>/39452/
We also had problems with my wife with regards to planning so far in advance, as we're trying to have another baby and we have no idea whether she'll be pregnant then or not, but finally she just said to go for it anyway, it's only a week and she'll manage it either way.

 >>/39444/
Thinking of booking a trip to the schwartzwald myself

 >>/39454/
This place really gives the weirdest flags randomly

 >>/39454/
Nice, been to Schwartzwald with my family in 2006 and it was a remarkably beautiful place.

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