/bert/ - ciclismo

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 >>/42475/
perhaps the training should start with this alto

 >>/42476/
this is actually my local climb, lovely 2-3 minute effort which feels a lot less steep than today's course

the moon outside just turned bloody red

 >>/42478/
vuelta promos are getting out of control

 >>/42478/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2MtEsrcTTs
evening theme

Looks like the beamer to light the moon is slowly starting to work again.
Whats certainly red as well is the other moonen

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Today I feel it's accurate (it was a /hike/)

 >>/42482/
blatant egg forgery is not permitted

 >>/42482/
40 jajka na chlebie z polski

40 posts until we're full, but it's a rest day tomorrow. (Except for the coverage of the Venezuela Vuelta by bertaegg)

 >>/42485/
I say we make a new thread now so nobody gets stuck but they don't want that and will shout me down

 >>/42486/
There already is a new thread Bert. With the chair perro

> Omani national team rider Mohammed al Wahaibi drew the spotlight by winning the "grey jersey" (Most Aggressive Rider) sponsored by Badr Al Samaa Hospital, giving local fans a proud moment that highlighted the growth of Omani cycling. 

"Wahhabi Deemed Most Aggressive By Local Hospital" would be my headline personally.

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 >>/42487/
there is

 >>/42482/
avg and max HR?

 >>/42490/
116 avg, 165 max, but wrist HR measures a little bit more than strapon

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 >>/42492/
> strapon

 >>/42493/
> bert doesn't use hr strapon
fucking pleb

my strapon issues are FIXED btw

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 >>/42463/
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I have it saved, always ready to launch.
Iowa also has nice replayability.

 >>/42463/
I use it on the trainer because it's one more number to fight the boredom, but I haven't used it outside in a very long time. If you have power it's enough

 >>/42497/
HR is a good indicator if you're getting SICK though

 >>/42498/
if I'm sick I feel it right away I don't need numbers for that

 >>/42499/
Yes, well, but when you are scoring some Z2 watts and suddenly your HR is morbidly high like 130 or something, you know something is awry

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GC.  >>/42501/  >>/42502/

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 >>/42500/
I'm pretty sure mid - upper z2 is 145 - 155 bpm for me, now I wonder if my heart rate zones and max hr changed since I last recorded. Lots of riding and big gains since innit

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 >>/42503/
really down to the wire, counting provisional vuelta points this is absurdly close right now. ~400 points [aka roughly one harold tejada] between 1 and 4

 >>/42506/
Yeah, the Dane is coming HARD after all of you.

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 >>/42506/
Wow I think I am 15 points ahead of you virtually. That is NUTS

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3rd week HIRT and OTRUBA gonna be score some major upsets

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 >>/42509/
my hopes lie in the capable hands of... juan atchooso.

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By the way earlier I was looking around for something to maybe improve the endchan experience and I found this idk if its been shared before
https://github.com/JacobSvenningsen/endchan-script
adds a few qol features such as image hover and post inlining and a post/file counter at the bottom of the thread with which no bert should be stuck in a dead thread for an hour no more

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The dopeur lost

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 >>/42510/
Well I have some deadwood with Tiberi and Fortunato. And Bisiaux and Fisher-Black. And Ciccone is dead. And these are my only hope because I have nobody in GC

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So basically it is hoping for many more Marco Soler betrayals and the 17th places of Garofoli. Not Good

And Bert has Gall and Træen. So it is OVER after all

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Anyway about my træen. It had two malfunctions, last driver probably didn't give a FUCK, but I fixed them BOTH. Because I have the knowledge to do so. What do you say about that

 >>/42516/
what was the matter with it

 >>/42517/
One of the doors didn't open, and the calling of the stations was offsync

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I don't understand how I get banned literally every time I post a little on /tv/. Those people are snowflakes.

> 42500
> 130
> high

de doeren to het nieuw draad doet niet openen. if only there was a Bert skilled enough here to fix this.

 >>/42515/
still a million superclasicos for irrelevant italian races

kooij to decathlon official now, tree year deal.

 >>/42529/
oh and robbe ghys and daan hoole and cees bol

 >>/42530/
Probably should be robbe ghyys, daan hoole and cees bool, amiriitee.
Are the Dutch naming their stuff while pretending they're doing sheep voices.

time to move over:
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 >>/42535/
No

Now