/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/59825/
I checked some stravas and there's some guys that have been there less than a week so beware

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Short but intense meme

 >>/59826/
checked the weather and it all seems rather mild with 25-32°C at most for the entire TDU, don't know what the fuzz is all about I guess it's usually a lot hotter than this year

 >>/59828/
there's also some none australians that have been there since before christmas I found out
heat adjusted and ready

My first team costs 138 velopoints

 >>/59831/
paypig mentality huh

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same shit different season. Will I be capable of making the correct decision

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I always fuck up the Warmup Championship. This year I am going to play it safe and set myself up for success. 

So why did the first iteration of my team have six sprinters on it

 >>/59834/
I don't see nothing wrong with that. One can be fooled by all the hills but on half of the stages they are short and shallow climbs

My team is absolutely garbage, this is unreal (it is real)

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my team is pretty good and well thought out, I even have a rider that I like

My team is maybe not a write off but I fully expect for it do backfire. It is ok.

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this will be a disaster

my team consists of a bunch of hired guns, lotta loyalty

 >>/59835/
Yes, but GC points (this is not a psyop)

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We mustn't let autismbert take a commanding lead
As we speak I am in contact with the nederlandse spoorwegen trying to arrange a certain conductor to be stuck indefintely in one of the rarely used tunnels

Every time I look at my team, I wonder how you people are cobbling together such dogshit squads.

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Well well well already bigly in the lead

Irbek DEGHNOUCHE ABD EL OUADOUD is a big talent in the algerian pro peleton with many a pundits calling him the next Youcef REGUIGUI

 >>/59806/
better be a gravel goat track instead of a two-lane highway

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mite b kino

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Oh nonono

 >>/59849/
Could still be cheaper than the average californian grape juice

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Berts with stock jerseys will be disqualified.

It begins... 9 months of goombling

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 >>/59852/
Let's go

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 >>/59853/
Strong might have been a mistake

2 intermediate times in a 3km prologue is comical

Holy shit BRENNER. It was largely him or PITHIE for me.

Let's gooo watson my son

Total brennan death

Marco Brennan faster than Matthew Brenner hmmm

 >>/59860/
they brennt all their matches by TP1

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 >>/59855/
For some reason I totally forgot about Pithie, hopefully it won't cost me too much

we also live in India sirs
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so what are you thinking about the new ITT helmets?

 >>/59862/
He was shit all year last year, and I really wanted to will him into existence via too many picks.
May just work out this TDU.

> welsford is in shape
It's over

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where's your brother adam?

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big chute in India

 >>/59868/
There's a good chance you get poop on you if you chute there

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 >>/59870/
someone call the collector. I'm pretty sure the local hospital in Pune is as good as the one in Herentals

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pcs rider not amused

WATSON i wanted to pick, but 12 points for prolog is too much

 >>/59873/
Das rite.

 >>/59873/
He will also hopefully do well in sprints, we shall see

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Bing.