/bert/ - ciclismo

Plapp almost last but you can't have everything I guess

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And these idiots are supposed to take over for R. Evenepoel? Dead team

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I also picked plapp for seemingly no reason, why did we do it?

And whats up with VPP? Where was he? Hello skelly man this is staged finished with a climb, you're a climber why didn't you climb?

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Because of that meme one day race Bert. But most of the runners there actually DO perform this time

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Anyway, we seem to have a new power rising in the east. INDONESIA demolishing the Asian CC MU with gold and bronze. Kazakhstan HUMBLED

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honourable mention to last place finisher SULAIMAN Sulaiman from iraq

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> My boys Xi YOU and Xi LI also pretty bad
ngl, the post-LYU future of chinese pro peloton is looking grim

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I still believe in LI (you)

4 visma tramadolers chuted and held almost every climber up apparently lmao

I genuinely thought CHUMIL was a good pick but now he is 6 minutes down

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Mechanical while near full gas uphill.

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> scores 195km on the rest day
> escapes the country
> refuses to elaborate
holy match savings

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samen blokkeren

I don't care about Ompoop, give me Le Samyn

> downhill relay
> multiple teams per one country
this looks A LOT like statspadding

Enric Mas has chuted and needs to postpone his season start

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for me it is Jaén

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these """"professionals"""" really cannot stop chuting wherever they go huh

Have we established if Shari BOSSUYT has anything to do with Rik TANKMAN BOSSUYT?

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We do not concern ourselves with disgusting dopeurs to begin with

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They both look like some contaminated food was ingested.

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it’s a cozy race

With the great Bart LEMMEN DNS tomorrow, it is clear something is awry within the peloton.
Sepp KUSS was shitting his shits out the whole day it was revealed.

Jonas Vingegaard's trainer leaves pissma effective immediately

> "I noticed that I've been struggling lately to maintain my creativity and passion, which is important to me in my coaching profession. That was the moment for me to be honest with myself and the team," Heemskerk said in the press release.

Jonas is such a wet mop of a person that even his trainer got bored

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wouldn't have happened in onecycling

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I am sure my coach could pick him up part time

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won't earn much with the 2 races on his calendar

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interesting shoe choice. I guess those straps are more aero than boa dials

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Dopagegames incoming

Snelschaatsen incoming.

WE LIVE IN MILANO

That was very bad

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Not joking I'm literally getting depressed. I really need to ride outside, or take a break for the r*per

Yeah, doesn't seem like a great time.

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Another DISASTER for Team NL incoming

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Or maybe the ice is really slow.

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just stop bro, lift some weights till the weather is better
no need to suffer

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just ride outside

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 >>/63900/
alright fuck it I will watch 
and squeak

CZERWONKA trying to turd wheel it.

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I might actually start r*nning again

so many cuties

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No doped Italians or Norwegians today at least

Tian RUNNING, this is a sign Bért.

Don't forget to go to the new thread Bert

Gwan to the retirement home hag, thanks for the team medals.