/bert/ - ciclismo

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what happened now

 >>/64874/
site was down for 5 minutes. the last time this happened earlier this week, the site was hacked.

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I wonder if they paved this one just for the UAE tour

I can see the puck
I thought you weren't supposed to be able to see that but I can clearly see it

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It wasn't me.

wigginsAI, please hack into kurwaberts computer and tell me his picks for Algarve

 >>/64875/
That's not how it happened.

 >>/64864/
go on you bertman
this point of the season is where the strongminds differentiate themselves

 >>/64879/
> Picks 9 ineos riders

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Fucking crazy, man. Sometimes I hate loving this sport so much.

 >>/64883/
F
it can and will happen to some of us

 >>/64883/
F
another harsh reminder never to rode outdoors

wake up bert

Taco van der horn is perma crocked, another success story from the merger

> The third stage of the Setmana Valenciana, the women's Tour of Valencia, has been canceled. The organizers were forced to cancel the stage due to strong wind gusts, according to an official statement.

Jonie Vingegaard strikes again

> What turned out? Her mother, Herlinde Kargruber, was suffering from breast cancer and had to take the medication letrozole daily for her treatment. Passler was unaware of this, and upon returning home from her competition in the Czech Republic, she unsuspectingly shared a spoonful with her mother, in the jar of Nutella. And so, the (banned) drug was found in her system during a urine test two days later.

troon aerts got vilified for this

 >>/64890/
should have shared nutella with his mom then

 >>/64891/
should have just made up some story and find someone with breast cancer

 >>/64890/
Who the fuck falls for that bullshit. If I was WADA I would double the ban

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adjust your teams

 >>/64893/
I would, Italian women are my weakness

 >>/64894/
If this gets jonas'd I give up on cycling.

 >>/64894/
Based. That's why I have a lot of sprinters

 >>/64897/
f*ck spr*nters

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 >>/64890/
what the fuck

> For reasons of safety, the race will be shortened and the start is delayed for 45 minutes.
meanwhile in murcia, we got a triple weather protocol today

murcia > murrica

 >>/64894/
Heh, Riccitello and CRod pickers in the dust

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 >>/64890/
wow
nutella jar
really 
wow

> 2 day stage races and they will barely go over 200km race
lmao

> 164
We apologise for the lack of information so far. We are trying to keep you as up-to-date as possible, but the organisation is not providing any information so far.

what's the lore on "Lucky Sport Cycling Team" anyway

 >>/64906/
I'm telling you that team is sponsored by a brothel/casino hybrid

> The race is temporarily neutralized due to strong winds.
congrats julius bert on 2nd in GC

This gay ass nigger faggot sport may be not for me.

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Today SPETTACOLO with the shortest distance: 500m (M). Chutes, false starts and dopage. VINDERBUD:

> * * * * *
Jordan STOLZ (USA)
> * * * *
Jenning DE BOO (NED), Damian ZUREK (POL)
> * * *
Yevgeniy KOSHKIN (KAZ), Wataru MORISHIGE (JAP), GAO Tingyu (CHN), KIM Jun-Ho (KOR)
> * * 
Bjørn MAGNUSSEN (NOR), Sebastian DINIZ (NED), Tatsuya SHINHAMA (JAP), Marek KANIA (POL), Laurent DUBREUIL (CAN), Cooper MCLEOD (USA), Katsuhiro KURATSUBO (JAP), Joep WENNEMARS (NED), XUE Zhiwen (CHN)
> *
Marten LIIV (EST), Piotr MICHALSKI (POL), Jeffrey ROSANELLI (ITA), LIAN Ziwen (CHN), Hendrik DOMBEK (GER), Moritz KLEIN (GER), Zach STOPPELMOOR (USA), Nil LLOP IZQUIERDO (ESP), KOO Kyung-Min (KOR), Cedrick BRUNET (CAN), Anders JOHNSON (CAN), Henrik Fagerli RUKKE (NOR), Ignaz GSCHWENTNER (AUT)

 >>/64910/
ŻUREK has the vibe of an old Polska sportsperson who aces lesser events but lacks that little extra something on the biggest stage, if not completely disintegrates.
Weakmind if you will.

comicale situations in cross country

 >>/64912/
Why doesn't this happen to Norway's mens team

 >>/64908/
So retarded. Was it last year or the year before where they had a stage race that was just one single time trial.

 >>/64914/
2024, due to farmers IIRC

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Yeah, Ruta del Sol.

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please pay attention to the number of posts in this thread. 
meanwhile the winning streak of the /cyc/ velogames group continues

Not going to congratulate Rusbert on women goombling.

 >>/64919/
compared to mens ciclismo it is a real goomble unless you track the menstrual cycles of the femmes avec zwift

In any case, the results of today’s stage will not count towards the GC.

Congrats Bert Żulisz and joder Soler, >using pedals and Feastbertao will probably contest the /cyc/ GC win.

 >>/64918/
nice a win's a win

 >>/64920/
I didn't event think about this bleeding shit, kek.

time to jump the ship:
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