/bert/ - ciclismo

Sixes is already 19, do they let him run the TdF this year?

 >>/68004/
yes

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 >>/68004/
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that

 >>/68004/
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that

 >>/68006/
> I could not wipe my ass.
> I could not poop for five days.
I fail to see the connection. Just tell the young, hot student nurse that you have to shit right now, and demand she wipe your ass.

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500 vertical meters give or take

So who to pick for Kuurne hmm. Full on sprinters or bet for something a bit more selective. Overly focus on today's results or not. Hmmm

 >>/68012/
that guy is so DOPED it makes me sick but at the same time I'm happy that there's another doper in the mix and racing will become more exciting
ciclismo giveth and taketh innit

 >>/68014/
French riders in french teams can't be DOPED, what do you mean

SEXASS did WHAT?
We are now living in a post-dopacar world

 >>/68012/
Lel there's already a thread about him at The Clinic, about time

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 >>/68015/
in other news I hear that seixass did the ILLEGAL today and runner have been getting DSQ'd for doing a few seconds of the illegal.
Are french riders on french teams also safe from that?

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Yeah, he's doing the tour this year

 >>/68018/
This is funny because the first rider to do this was remco at liege so the UCI actually never enforced the rule

 >>/68018/
I think he's ok there 2bh

 >>/68018/
In French races, yes.

Yes well Remco Excusenepoel also did shit like this at 19 and then barely improved anymore

I'm back, lovely day

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Slick Rick Pluimers really fucked that race up for a lot of riders.
Laporte was insanely good for someone that had to stop dead in his tracks in the middle of the climb

 >>/68023/
Nah. Remco's results aside from ITT were mostly against literal jobbers at bottom tier races.

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Yeah, what Seixas did last autumn and this year in Algarve and today is way more impressive than Evenepoel in 2019 and 2020

 >>/68028/
Laporte was the best of the rest on the Muur too. Without Pluimers's crash, he would probably had been with Grug and co after Molenberg

 >>/68030/
but memco won algarve against known dopeurs on the podium

I was on the eikenberg today and tom peacock is a certified kwab, saw it with me own eyes

 >>/68033/
What happened

 >>/68029/
hayter take

 >>/68033/
this testimony confirms what I suspected watching the race

 >>/68034/
weak little anglo fears the COBBLES

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can't be a real person

 >>/68038/
His face appears to be getting smaller each year

 >>/68029/
But San Sebastian

 >>/68033/
waar mit foto hè ?

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Got rained on today :) Just watched the replay, interesting showings from Tobias Lund

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King Küng broke his femur today

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 >>/68042/
Very cool ride, Bert!

 >>/68042/
I got mangled by wind but otherwise had glorious weather. I found like 25k of entirely new route pretty good

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> Smash your face against wet, cold cobbles
> Break two teeth and get them fixed the same day
> Do another 200 km in the same terrain the day after
Kek, cyclists are insane

 >>/68043/
you're kidding right

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went hiking

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https://sporza.be/nl/2026/02/28/voorjaar-van-stefan-kung-in-een-klap-voorbij-na-zware-val-in-omloop-operatie-is-noodzakelijk~1772316243693/

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>  2	NIEWIADOMA Kasia

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almost forgot, here's some bread for you (sourdough épi de blé with olives, fantastic)

Drum's a weapon bros we rapin good