/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/70922/
I guess so, yeah. Also in general it's pretty safe, it's not like auron is at 2k or something, just they've been unlucky

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stay safe out there brothers

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 >>/70924/
I fear some of us will not make it through this year or the next

 >>/70925/
it will be me, I've already been feeling impending doom for months

 >>/70927/
PPATT

Same temps tomorrow as today but no sunlight, probably will take something a bit warmer.
BIG solo ride on the menu though (zonder schnitzel)

 >>/70929/
> zonder schnitzel
lame

 >>/70930/
it is lame but schntizel rides are netherlandesque rides, basically all flat

to no ones surprise jonas called ahead of tomorrows stage and had it altered

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mischa is on the list the student party for the communal elections in Utrecht. fetkobsen tries to get elected in Neder-Betuwe for the Rutte party VVD. I don't know what their tax policies are.

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I was doing an "Alpecin Training Camp" ride on Zwift (to score some virtual swag) and there was some douche coaching people on how to do intervals. Somebody disagreed with him and he lost his shit denigrating the other guy. Turns out the other guy is an Australian/NZ conti pro and the shitter had an FTP of 1.9

Whole interaction was hilarious

 >>/70932/
Altered it twice even, it looks like a sprint now?

 >>/70935/
Why are you riding with someone that has a 1.9W/kg FTP bert

Moritz Mauss humiliated by tudor riders

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 >>/70935/
one point nine watts per kilogram of bodyweight functional threshold power coach defends his thesis on interval training against a seasoned veteran who is rocking a mullet (probably)

Godon got this one

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By the time I get back home, I expect some BIG w*ut humiliation

grug trying to get away, but I don't think he makes it over that mountain without getting caught early

Bettiol? who's that?

Apparently they'll only do the last 50 km of the stage now, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire thing gets Jonas'd at this point

 >>/70944/
> ⚠️ IMPORTANT - ETAPE 7 ⚠️
> Départ en convoi à 12h pour aller à un nouveau lieu de départ à 47km de l'arrivée. Le nouveau départ sera donné à 13h45 à cet endroit pour les 47 derniers km de la course.

> ⚠️ IMPORTANT - STAGE 7 ⚠️
> We will depart in a convoy at 12:00 PM to head to a new starting point 47 km from the finish line. We will start the race again at 1:45 PM from this location for the final 47 km of the race. Finish line at Isola.

boooo

oh wow now tiberi is alive again

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morning eggs

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BAM
bravo henrique, well done

 >>/70948/
what did jose say

 >>/70937/
For the group workouts, it automatically makes everybody ride together regardless of watts. 

For your updated spreadsheets, my FTP remains as always 3

 >>/70949/
Jose said something about black cis males I think and that they should check their privilege.

braz afonso going on a sneaky raid today

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meanwhile in PN

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the deal has been made

 >>/70954/
should've traded it for a shot at LBL

call me delusional, but I think he has a shot if pogi and the manlet aren't there

 >>/70955/
Would have won in 2020 if he didn't do the binkbank tour the day before. Now it's too late

 >>/70955/
there will always be climbers that will attack and he can't counter them all 
he could consistently top 5 it for years but never be close to winning

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We're reaching levels of bullshit I didn't think I'd witness in cycling

 >>/70957/
Most of the pure climbers that do LBL and Lombardia as their only classics are distancelets, they are incapable of going solo early. It's guys like Healy and Pidcvck who I guess would be problems.

I still think that if he put it as his number one priority (which, yeah, he never will) he could be competitive against those guys.

 >>/70958/
just cancel it, I have no interest in a 15km flat stage or some shit

 >>/70959/
Healy, pidcuck, seixas now .
Del Toro could show up in the future if pogi doesn't show.
Honestly ciccone can drop him, there will always be riders.
He got 3rd a few years ago because of gigantic slurpage he was able to sneak back in the group and sprint for 3rd.

Can they just make LBL easier? Honestly it's not that the current parcours has been interesting or anything

 >>/70958/
they can ride with 32mm or even wider tires with barely any air pressure left these days and want to tell me that they don't have traction

22 kph avg after 2 hours
lovely wind

 >>/70964/
kek

WOUT redemption day

 >>/70962/
1. It's a monument 
2. I don't think they need to change parcours so Grug has a chance. It's a climber's race. He already dominates three monuments

 >>/70962/
imo there are enough easy races already, lbl has just been bad because of the startlist but there's a good chance that'll change in the future

> Jonas Vingegaard is in yellow, and therefore he is a kind of leader of the peloton in this special situation. He believes that it could very well end in a strike if the finish line for today's stage is not moved.
> - Yes, I would almost assume that. There are still some teams that want to race, but I hope that we can stand together at least, says Vingegaard and talks about his role as the leader of the field:
> - I have to be at the forefront of the riders' safety, and I will do that. I have to help make sure that we stand together and make sure that cycling races are safe.
> Vingegaard emphasizes that the problem is not the massive rain and the fear of illness, but rather the safety of the riders if they have to ride on snowy roads close to the finish line.
The problem is not driving in the rain, the problem is that they are stubborn about keeping the finish line where it is, and where it is snowing.

Yeah, no way they are riding today

 >>/70970/
this would never happen with pogacar around

time to jump ship
NEW THREAD:
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and now we're full