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young bucks edition

> Current and upcoming road races

06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

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 >>/69975/
just looking for some insight from my good pal Bert zonderfoto as regards systematic improvements to egg scores, though perhaps it was naïve to expect much knowledge about best cleaning and maintaining cycling equipment forthcoming from the members of this general





 >>/69985/
obviously everybert has been exclusively vaxxing for years but smegma still accumulates on the drivetrain
besides it's an adjoostment to setup for riding outside after getting used to the simple painless ritual of daily rape over the dark months

200g Riz de Camargue Itinéraire des Saveurs mit 120g Jambon cuit de Paris de qualité supérieure Monique Ranou mit pfeffer zonder gemuse
Either mit sojasoße oder ketchup
This no veggies situation is getting desperate though












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Tyrrhenian - Adriatic Stage 2 OFFICIAL /bet/

> Poel 2
> Toro 4.5
> Aert 12
> Christen 21
> Lapeira 23
> Magnier 23
> Ganna 29
> Milan 29
> Lund 34
> Strong 34
> Vendrame 34
> Roglic 41
> Buitrago 41
> Philipsen 41
> Ciccone 41
...
> Healy 67
> Allah 67
> Lie 67
> Eetvelt 81
> Grosso 101

















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> Shifters: charged
> Pedals: charged
> Radar: charged
> Gombuter: charged
> Bidons: checked for mold and filled
> Tires: checked and filled
> Brakes: tested
> Chain: vaxxed
> Firmware: all updated
> Saddlebag: packed
Perfect for my 60 minute BIG ride tomorrow





I am still yet to go on a road bike ride.
But I have become conscientious towards it, or in general in everything not only when I feel like it so:

> need to check and fasten all the bolts that need to be fastened
> got my torque wrench
> have to wait for 3/4 inch bits to arrive because I have only 1/2 and 1/4 inch ones
> only then can i sit on it
> then i will, ride to the car wash
> car wash! whoawhoawhoa
> clean the chain and drivertrain that was already cleaned before winter
> ride back, dry bike in the sun
> apply rohloff oil
> reindex anything that needs to be reindexed
> check brakes
> charge gombuder
> charge heart rate monitor
> inflate tires to target presh

Only then I will be ready to go.





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Phew, haven't done proper vo2max workouts in a while so this wasn't too fun. 3x6min + 4x3min, first three at around 430W and the last four at 430-450W. Legs aren't used to these kind of intense efforts haha, hopefully it will get better with time



Also, my rim brake bike project is getting closer to completion. Yesterday my Parcours Grimpeur wheelset arrived – under 1300g at 41mm rim height with modern rim dimensions, great. I put some lightweight TPU tubes in and 28mm Continental GP5000 non-tubeless versions. The goal is to have a bike that I can ride anytime without thinking about electronics or dried sealant, so tubes + fully mechanical Dura Ace is the way. I have my Dura Ace 9100 groupset ready, aside from still waiting for my Cybrei crankset to arrive, and the bike will be shipped from Ireland tomorrow. I hope it arrives early last week so I can have it all set up before I leave for Mallorca next week's Saturday. Should be fun to ride the mountains with a 6kg bike. I will post pictures when it is finished.








 >>/70039/
I have my main road bike (Quick pro) that I ride most of the time, then the Fairlight gravel bike with fenders that I ride either in bad weather or when I want to ride on mixed surfaces, then a dedicated gravel bike with bigger tyres, and now this rim brake one for long summer rides when I don't want to think about aero or anything. The three I mentioned see a fair bit of use, though I mainly use the dedicated road and gravel bikes in dry weather as I don't really have time to be cleaning my bikes all the time. Because of the upcoming baby I will probably spend quite a lot of time on the raper this year even when it's fine weather, though.











 >>/70044/
Well I do ride quite frequently as long as it's not snow and ice outside which it has been since December. And during the work week I get my laps in at the park because it's convenient. Weather finally turned this week so I did my spring bike tuning and now it's all ready to go

Who are you with the inquisition






























> Amidst the challenging ascent of Via Santa Caterina during the 2018 race, Wout van Aert battled debilitating leg cramps in the final stretch. The harsh weather further intensified the already demanding race conditions. Just before reaching the summit of Via Santa Caterina in Siena, van Aert succumbed to cramps and toppled off his bike, grappling to regain composure
KWAB











































































 >>/70156/
Grug is the decision maker, he makes the moves and sets the pace.
Wout always follows I haven't seen him actually do anything from his own strength since that time he attacked in roubaix and got a flat. Best Wout was that one tdf in Calais where he just went full dopaje








































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speaking of assiomas and death I've been looking through a German forum today and I found a thread where someones assioma axle broke clean off while he was doing easy spinning, rode 20k home one legged
apparently there was a recall of assiomas made within a certain time frame and those were among them

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when you hold the pedal body here and the crankarm in other hand, there is a little will, you can make it rattle manually and there's nothing you can do to stop it
two years ago I even bought replacement parts for assioma and they worked for tree months and then it was business as usual

unless it is a different issue, i just lube it up and it's okay for another 3-6 months unless I get rained on a lot

 >>/70198/
it doesnt do the rattling if you apply the watts only on the upwards motion, that is generally dead giveaway it's the pedal





 >>/70199/
I would just buy a power2max crank 2bqh they had a massive price cut recently, unless you're planning to swap the pedals between bikes very often or really want to keep your shimano / campag / etc crank it's probably outright cheaper as well

 >>/70205/
yeah, someone's been linking these pieces from hambini of all people. Apparently it's not a one off thing 
https://www.hambini.com/favero-assioma-pedals-a-deep-dive-into-dysfunction/
https://www.hambini.com/favero-assioma-pedal-axle-failures/
this is the thread https://www.rennrad-news.de/forum/threads/achsbruch-bei-favero-assioma.206490/ but there's not much more in there































 >>/70237/
it's always a weird race, last year you had a 40 man group sprinting for 9th place 
the one where mozatto got 2nd I remember watching on the kwaremont think who the fuck are these guys, where did everyone who was in front go




Aerosolized horse poop. Salmoning tourists. Boomers with 50 year steel bikes going a half mile an hour. Families of 50 from India wandering aimlessly across the road. Cycling in Central Park is back baby




















> The mountain stage to Auron in Paris-Nice seems cursed. In 2024 and 2025, the organizers were already forced to adjust the course due to poor weather conditions, and this year's outlook is bleak as well. According to the latest forecasts, the riders can prepare for snow and wintry temperatures.

Make the call Jonas















































































































































































































 >>/70471/
I've pondered and option where I zag and think maybe AYUSO is too expensive and should be out, then I can pick so many more riders (VAUQUELIN would surely be loaded then) but didn't want to go complete goombler.
Jonas was staying almost no matter what.







 >>/70479/
I have already picked Onley. And yes, not going to predict that your guy is going to chute out, worked only once by stupid luck when I didn't pick no big guy when they all crashed on that root bump in asphalt in Itzulia.







> Sporza received information from Victor Campenaerts' entourage that Campenaerts had personally sewn the chamois leather from Vingegaard's long cycling shorts before the start of the race, so that he could put it on over his other shorts.


























kek, French boomers mad that Kevin had to wait for onley. Vauqelin would have broken the curse I swear.
> Les ineos ont laissé tomber Vauquelin pour Onley. Nous verrons si leur calcul est bon ??? Dommage quand même que Vauquelin ait été aussi inattentif, quand on est 2eme au général, c’est incroyable !



> On closer inspection it became clear that he was not only doubling up on shoe covers, but on the bib tights themselves, and had opted to throw a highly-modified set of team-issue tights over his usual cold weather gear to stay warm
> the eventual stage winner was wearing a second jacket beneath his outer one, worn backwards, with the front zip now at the rear undone. This would have provided an extra windproof barrier on the front, but maintained some semblance of breathability on his back, presumably with the aim of not reducing him to a sweaty mess.
jonas did some heat training in the freezing cold












I missed the whole Jonas layering list, he learned from that cold cro race stage.

1 pair socks
1 pair overshoes
1 pair neoprene toe covers
2 pairs bib tights
1 base layer
2 jersey
1 pair winter gloves
1 pair arm warmers
2 jackets
1 gilet
1 neck warmer





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> Muradjan KHALMURATOV
> Albion KASTRATI
> Paul MIRO
> Derrick CHAVARRIA
> Xiobhan LI
> Tomas BARTA
> Ahmet ORKEN
> Pok KAM
> Will SMITH
> Alex ST
> Jose CISNEROD
> Jose TRANSNEROD
> Gauthier SERVRANCKX
> Jonas POORAID

yeah, I'm thinking ciclismo is BACK






netcompany-ineos?
> Deens softwarebedrijf Netcompany is nieuwe hoofdsponsor INEOS Grenadiers
Plugge has been looking for a new sponsor all this time and those Danes would rather go with Team Sky heh






















the Sheik speaks
> Adam Yates: “The level of the current peloton is insane. I am breaking power records left, right, and centre and still not winning.”

> “Last year I'd say it was one of my worst years, but I was the best I've ever been in terms of power. OK, I really struggled in the Giro, and obviously helped Tadej in the Tour, but other than that, I was breaking power records and still not winning, so take that as you will."

> "The big difference I'm seeing is that everyone is just full gas from the start of the year. I remember going back a couple of years, and my level wasn't super high at the UAE Tour, but I was still up there on the podium.”

> “Every year it's getting harder and harder to win races, and even these races now at the start of the year, the level is super, super high, even in Oman I was doing power records, left, right, and centre and there's still guys in the wheel and a lot of guys still fighting, so it's just getting harder and harder."

> "A lot of the young guys, well, they know more than me, to be honest. There was a big jump at the beginning of the 2020s, with everyone getting more professional, more focused, even now people are doing altitude in the off-season and not really having off-seasons, and rethinking what is normal in bike riding.”
< a big jump at the beginning of the 2020s, with everyone getting more professional, more focused
is the peloton hitting levels of dopage previously thought impossible?









> The International Cycling Union (UCI) has suspended Team Medellín-EPM – one of the leading teams in Colombian cycling – for one month. The disciplinary committee's decision follows two doping cases within a twelve-month period.

Cleanbros



























 >>/70507/
Im fuckin worried. If he snatches away MSR and PR from grug this year he defeated cycling. Strade showed he can easily push 40 watts more for 80km and he's bulked + more aero this year. 
Grug better be able to go nuclear.


 >>/70599/
I've been calling this in the offseason when Grug was fucking around for social media, if Pog makes any improvement (he has made multiple) we need a 110% Grug and even that may not be enough. MSR might just fall





























































 >>/70660/
Oh yeah, that SHIT won't stop squeaking under me boot. I did an experimental attempt of putting bearing grease as near of the target spot as possible and then spraying it with just a dab of WD40.
The idea is the WD40 will dilute some of the grease and make it more fluid so it gets into the crack more easily and I don't have to unscrew the pedal and do it properly.











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