/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/72940/
The fishmonger is going to smash him into the ground. Especially when there's no TT to balance out the long climbs.

169523288604... png
(99.98 KB, 233x328)

Volta Ciclista a Catalunya OFFICIAL /bet/


> Vingegaard 1.72
> Evenepoel 5
> Pidcvck 7
> Almeida 8.5
> Lipowitz 10
> Gall 29
> Only 34
> Ciccone 41
> Uijtdebroeks 41
> Martinez 41
> Landa 67
> Buitrago 101
> Rodriguez Cano 101
> Riccitello 101
> Skjelmose 126
> Carapaz Montenegro 126
> West 126
> Paret 151
> Vine 151
> Kuss 151
> McNultz 151
> Hindley 151
> Mas Nicolau 251
> Cepeda 251
> O'Connor
> Nordhagen 251
..
> Gaudu 301
> Rodriguez 301
> De Plus 301
> Fortunato 401
> Martinez Povidla 501 (DNS)
> T*o 601
> Quintana 601
> Hirt 1001
> Novak 1501
> Chumil 2001
> Aerts 2001

Basically all climbers are there, what a great startlist
And a jonas

 >>/72942/
I don't accept this disrespect of elite

 >>/72943/
he was supposed to ride P-N, but didn't because he got sick, that's why

1590805641201 jpg
(35.57 KB, 640x640)

Team is picked. Good goomble, this.

Screenshot_2026032... jpg
(627.8 KB, 1079x1219)

Reminder

20260322_192307~2 jpg
(1.97 MB, 2763x2676)

Schnitzel for supper

 >>/72947/
S C R A N
C
R
A
N

 >>/72947/
not quite my tempo

20260322_110621~2 jpg
(3.43 MB, 4032x3024)

20260322_134820~2 jpg
(2.2 MB, 4032x3024)

20260322_135152~2 jpg
(4.22 MB, 4032x3024)

20260322_150730 jpg
(6.9 MB, 4032x3024)

/hike/

fletcher gif
(14.83 MB, 678x382)

 >>/72949/
I watched this movie the other day and loved it.

winking jpg
(46.26 KB, 736x736)

 >>/72950/
> Literally stopping to smell the flowers

scoring altos jpg
(2.82 MB, 4032x3024)

 >>/72950/
since we're posting kinos

Capture... png
(811.68 KB, 630x774)

Fast

 >>/72942/
That's so dense that even picking a parrot or a west may end up being near zero point experience.

 >>/72954/
That tdf win is coming any moment now

 >>/72957/
They should organize 100km TT competitions. Remco would win but still

sq_spowiedz jpg
(54.3 KB, 680x558)

Yeah, I blew it up boss. This aint no regular Katalonia race. Can't what to sqeuak how I have had everyone in my draft before I blew it up.

Picking three 10 pointers

Jonas and remco in the same race in Spain means that at least one of them will chute

1605928346027 gif
(155.5 KB, 560x299)

 >>/72961/
The one I pick will chute.

pidcock will not be attempting to go for gc allegedly

adjust

 >>/72964/
Fuck I will I think

1676995622937171... png
(39.51 KB, 657x527)

Pedal is again acting up and my usual trick no longer seems to work. Might be actually something else. It's not the BB though.

Rustiche all'uovo con Allumettes nature Monique Ranou mit Pecorino romano pdo Italiamo und pfeffer
again, no greenery, this is getting out of hand

I was only vaguely aware that there had been a chute comicale during msr femmes but now that I've seen it I've rewatched it like 15 times, it rivals the carnage webm from years ago in terms of entertainment

Screenshot 2026-03-23... png
(62.04 KB, 526x455)

#Believe

 >>/72969/
Team Fraudulence is BACK

 >>/72969/
hot damn

 >>/72970/
> t. team of skjelmose, vine, gall, gee-west, mas and guardeno

No bold announcement from visma or trine concerning jonas. I don't know what to make of this. He squeaked about wealth tax so Denmark can keep feeding the hungry mouths in Greenland.

 >>/72969/
> The Anti-Picks

 >>/72964/
Read it at the gym at 12:55, this better be this shitface shittalking, couldn't adjust anymore, FUCK!

Screenshot_20260323... png
(297.3 KB, 1080x1173)

Let's go landismo

 >>/72969/
A mixture of your boys and retards?

Screenshot_2026032... jpg
(170.86 KB, 739x841)

This is the team. It's objectively perfect.

 >>/72978/
That might be the same thing

Already farming breakaway points for future KOM winner BURNETT

Veistroffer not being 4 anymore PISSES me OFF

 >>/72977/
I had Rodriguez at first but what is he gonna get in this field. 19th in GC? No MULUBRHAN is the way to go

But I have to do something different if I ever want to catch up so I wasted all my velobux on Remcuck. There is no way this can go wrong

 >>/72986/
He'll win two stages but somehow finish 8th in GC

 >>/72985/
Yeah, had Cr. ROD but he is not even going to be 19th, in this field it is more like 25th.
You berts better hope Lenny doesn't have a kollaps and doesn't end up 19th.

 >>/72987/
He wins that Barcelona stage for sure but yeah he is of course already been absolutely destroyed by the fishmonger by then. But maybe if everyone is at +6 minutes again he can get 3rd or something and then I am BACK

 >>/72985/
Oh you do have MULUHRBAN. Why.
I thought very hard about picking him but this is like 10th-15th in a flat sprint, no sharp uphill metas for him.

NEW THREAD:
 >>/72956/
 >>/72956/
 >>/72956/

 >>/72993/
There are no sprinters here Bert. He can get top 5 in stages 1-3. And with Godongod and Vernon I can get a BIG lead (but they will probably get 14th 15th and 16th and some random shitter like Kockelmann wins)

sq_smug00 jpg
(127.1 KB, 657x527)

 >>/72995/
Well you won't if I get a big lead with Godongod, Vernon and L'Hote, maybe Isidore does something as well.

 >>/72995/
They'll be riding for Gilmore ofcourse

cam on jonas do the thing