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Bert

3/31/2026 11:46:00 No. 74960 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74959/
I use three chains in rotation, so I wax them all at the same time after three weeks

Bert

3/31/2026 11:47:00 No. 74961 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/74960/
have you considered picrel?

Bert

3/31/2026 11:49:00 No. 74962 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74961/
I switched to hot wax last year, not going back. Keeps it even cleaner and lasts longer and is faster.

Bert

3/31/2026 11:51:00 No. 74963 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74962/
I also hotwax, but in-between hotwaxxing I just squirt that stuff on and keep the chain going for probably 1000km

Bert

3/31/2026 11:52:00 No. 74964 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74963/
Yeah my friends do similarly, and I suppose it's a nice compromise.

Bert

3/31/2026 11:53:00 No. 74965 [Preview] [Reply]

Fairweather chads don't need to worry about such things as waxxing (I clean my chain once every 2 weeks on my commuter)

Bert

3/31/2026 12:24:00 No. 74967 [Preview] [Reply]

volta legened leitao in the camembert break. some guy called petit wants to keep the cheese in the family, but couldn't follow.

Bert

3/31/2026 12:30:00 No. 74968 [Preview] [Reply]

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2nd squeak in a row with no /tv/ coverage from Paris CamemBert

Bert

3/31/2026 12:37:00 No. 74969 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74955/
one of them is gold

Bert

3/31/2026 13:23:00 No. 74970 [Preview] [Reply]

Gautherat will get the camembert

Bert

3/31/2026 13:26:00 No. 74971 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74970/
You do NOT get your weight in camembert

Bert

3/31/2026 13:27:00 No. 74972 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74970/
camembert rightfully belongs to Loockx "the bert from bertem" LANDER

Bert

3/31/2026 13:27:00 No. 74973 [Preview] [Reply]

> no race on tv
How am I supposed to rape?

Bert

3/31/2026 13:30:00 No. 74974 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74971/
I never said that though

Bert

3/31/2026 13:30:00 No. 74975 [Preview] [Reply]

Very squeaky front group.

Bert

3/31/2026 13:37:00 No. 74976 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/74974/
Just to make it absolutely clear and to END this myth

Bert

3/31/2026 13:39:00 No. 74977 [Preview] [Reply]

allez gau the rat, go after the cheese

Bert

3/31/2026 13:42:00 No. 74978 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74973/
you imagine yourself being in the front group right now and try to escape on the butt fondue rampa and get to the finish line before the peloton catches you. use your imagination.

Bert

3/31/2026 13:43:00 No. 74979 [Preview] [Reply]

I've seen nothing. Tom Donnenwirth wins.

Bert

3/31/2026 13:44:00 No. 74980 [Preview] [Reply]

You should aim to have your team's heaviest rider win in order maximize the camembert payout.

Bert

3/31/2026 13:44:00 No. 74981 [Preview] [Reply]

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So I am not going to get cheesed to get a link to Camonbert?

Bert

3/31/2026 13:45:00 No. 74982 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/74980/

Bert

3/31/2026 13:48:00 No. 74983 [Preview] [Reply]

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a fucking ticker, is having live video feed too much to ask for?

Bert

3/31/2026 13:52:00 No. 74984 [Preview] [Reply]

🏁 VICTOIRE DE PIERRE GAUTHERAT !

Bert

3/31/2026 13:52:00 No. 74985 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74980/
Bah god, that would be me!

Bert

3/31/2026 13:53:00 No. 74986 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/74984/
Squeak!

Now they have removed the last few messages.

Bert

3/31/2026 13:55:00 No. 74987 [Preview] [Reply]

Still there now.

Bert

3/31/2026 13:56:00 No. 74988 [Preview] [Reply]

Maxime VEZIE
> pronounces it maxime vezis

Bert

3/31/2026 13:56:00 No. 74989 [Preview] [Reply]

cofidis 5,6,8
could have collected some more UCI points here

Bert

3/31/2026 14:01:00 No. 74990 [Preview] [Reply]

> Number of different nationalities in the top-10 of today: 1
squeak

Bert

3/31/2026 14:39:00 No. 74991 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74990/
Oh no no no belgium bros

Bert

3/31/2026 14:44:00 No. 74992 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74991/
guest nation

Bert

3/31/2026 14:46:00 No. 74993 [Preview] [Reply]

Sticking with first iteration of team for tomorrow, I although I have already adjoosted a few times, still came back to the first version.
Let's see what is it worth.

Bert

3/31/2026 14:56:00 No. 74994 [Preview] [Reply]

I guess I'll watch san remo again

Bert

3/31/2026 14:59:00 No. 74995 [Preview] [Reply]

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it is impossible to escape the rain
I will go riding knowing full well I will ride into rain.

Bert

3/31/2026 15:05:00 No. 74997 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74995/
just don't shower and ride around until it starts raining.

Bert

3/31/2026 15:06:00 No. 74998 [Preview] [Reply]

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Beginning of 3rd week of my VO2max block. Felt much stronger 
> 5 minutes at 170+ 
This is a 5 years high or something, I guess I really should make these type of training from time to time

Bert

3/31/2026 15:07:00 No. 74999 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74997/
roughly 33 minutes into the ride it will start raining. Thread is almost full btw

Bert

3/31/2026 15:08:00 No. 75000 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74999/
> Thread is almost full btw
not a problem if you paid attention to the catalog

Bert

3/31/2026 15:09:00 No. 75001 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/74995/
Proper hardman mindset.

Bert

3/31/2026 15:17:00 No. 75002 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/75000/
truth digits representing the levels of attention payments lately

Bert

3/31/2026 15:51:00 No. 75003 [Preview] [Reply]

man they've been running a massive ad campaign to keep spectators from touching the riders during races
all that spitting on grug really took its toll

Bert

3/31/2026 16:00:00 No. 75005 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/75003/
Post a link, usually such PSA are on youtube.

Bert

3/31/2026 16:02:00 No. 75006 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/75005/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GNkm3xTIHY

and radio
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_nwr-wIEDfg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O52H8gPhRzU

the radio ones are pretty funny, now I hear jappe whisper in my ear 5 times a day

Bert

3/31/2026 16:04:00 No. 75007 [Preview] [Reply]

well found the link myself. As I can't write in Dutch as German speaker, it's the French version:
https://www.belgiancycling.be/fr/news/belgian-cycling-lanceert-bewustwordingscampagne-richting-supporters/
https://www.belgiancycling.be/app/uploads/2026/02/V3-FR-HORIZONTAAL-Bewustwordingscampagne&#95;2-1.mp4

Bert

3/31/2026 16:06:00 No. 75009 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/75007/
never even seen these ones

Bert

3/31/2026 16:09:00 No. 75010 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW THREAD:
 >>/74966/
 >>/74966/
 >>/74966/

Bert

7/11/2026 17:48:00 No. 103205 [Preview] [Reply]

No I will NOT settle in

Bert

7/12/2026 10:35:00 No. 103320 [Preview] [Reply]

Or engage

Bert

7/15/2026 09:34:00 No. 104552 [Preview] [Reply]

Boom

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