/bert/ - ciclismo

69 finishers in dwarf door, 47 of them in the bunch
what a weird edition

Ganna DSQ when?

 >>/75293/
When W*ut DSQ in MSR

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The bar I was in started getting really rowdy when Wout dropped gregoire and even more when he dropped the Dane.
When the gap started getting closer one of my friends started counting the gap out loud after every arch and corner and they started getting really aggressive kek.
Woutism is so fun.

 >>/75295/
Very soulful. I wish we had sports bars that showed all the cycling events.

 >>/75295/
kek how did they take the ITALIAN drop

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 >>/75297/
I'm not kidding when 3/4ths of the people left seconds after the race ended. When the women passed we were the last people in the bar.

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> there are some w*utpickers itt
but somehow I feel sorry for Mr. 49

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 >>/75298/
brutal

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 >>/75295/
 >>/75298/
I'm really jealous of Woutism.
Here, we just drink in tents and listen to shitty music.
I wanna experience Woutism action with Hakken and Duvels.

I kind of want wout to win rvv just to see the live reaction shots of woutists as he crosses the line

 >>/75301/
RVV is like that, dazed drunks rubbing against eachother

 >>/75301/
when i went to Hoogerheide where grug mindbroke wout, roughly 25000 belgians were silent, you could smell the disappointment

 >>/75295/
Does nobody work in Belgium?

 >>/75305/
mr shekelstein can do do with half a day off from dear bert
what are you a slave

 >>/75305/
what do you think is inside the bert containers? All Belgians get a cut so they keep their mouths shut while Europe gets flooded with cocaine.

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FUCK.

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GC.  >>/75309/

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History repeats itself

 >>/75310/
Some terrible teams from the top

 >>/75310/
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 >>/75310/
yep, Woutism

 >>/75310/
so 5 of the top 10 just copy the velotuber? that's awesome

 >>/75314/
the only people that watch youtubers for velogames are the schizos that complain about them

 >>/75314/
I guess I should do that as well. Look where my own ingenuity gets me

 >>/75316/
Might as well stop playing

 >>/75317/
but if I do well in the 'drama berts will stop thinking ill of me!

the venn diagram of schizos and velogoomblers is a perfect circle

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1MSw4QpqjKw
was the remco rvv recon video posted? No? I will do the deed then

> Best weather of the holy weekend is Sunday
Unfortunate

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 >>/75305/
Not on wednesday afternoons. And fridays after 3. 
I swear that when I was on the road 15 years ago I was basically alone. Now I'm in traffic jams no matter what day or hour it is.
Now I go out at noon when everyone is lunching to avoid people.
Life as an autistic neet isn't easy.

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 >>/75314/
In my defence, I do not watch the velotuber and was very surprised to see 5 other peeps (and velotuber) stole my team. By that time it was too late to adjust to avoid the shame.

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In MY defense, I made the team first and watched the Velotuber after who confirmed my biases .

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 >>/75324/
Haven't we all...

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 >>/75325/
it was a really obvious velogame, for christ's sake you have to believe me

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 >>/75326/
Sure, show me your Woutism Membership Card issued before 2020.

o_o

 >>/75327/
as soon as wout shows his blood passport

Wout is clean.
The results speak for themselves.

 >>/75329/
Wout appears to be clean.
The available results might support this view.

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 >>/75326/
listen
nobody believes you
nobody

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velogames is just as dirty as ciclismo. Everybody cheats. People hack their team so they can have doubles of top scoring runners. Others copy perfect setups from elite autists. I finish near the tail end of every race because I am natural. Just like in ciclismo.

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#pickyourboys

 >>/75332/
I was you last season. But now I actually pay attention and am soon to enter the elite top 20 of /cyc/.
I'm basically a legend at this point.

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I wonder who will be s*cond in this millennium.

 >>/75335/
hoping my boys don't do a chute catastrophale

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God speed burgers

> feed cuts out multiple times
NASA rai

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> a leaf on board

gonna have a MLÍKO to celebrate the MECO

> US sending astronauts to the moon while also embroiled in a retarded war with no plan or goal
Hey I've seen this one before

happy birthday Big Brandon MCNUTTY