/bert/ - ciclismo

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And how did not everybody pick Alexander Kampf. LITERALLY free points

 >>/79994/
Not everyone is so obsessed to go check results of every nobody in the peleton

 >>/79994/
I confuse KRON with KAMPF

 >>/79995/
It is common knowledge that this guy does nothing all year except for this race. And now he even won something last week!
> inb4 DNF

Back from me ride, friends DI2 battery ran out so wasn't able to do everything I wanted.
Fuck electronic crap

 >>/79977/
They said he was sick so I didn't dare.

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 >>/79996/
I did race to check if I got the right one, THOUGH.

> In 5 out of 25 races (24 racedays) where all of the following riders started, one of them won.
perhaps the most arbitrary and useless stat PCS has shown yet

 >>/79994/
> not picking with your soul

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nice repeating digits btw

 >>/79998/
that shit happens way too often, some kwab not charging his shit or having random failures holding everyone else back

 >>/80005/
Always happens in spring rides.

Watched 2019 Amstel Gold highlights with Bertina. Her assessment: "you can tell this was pre COVID because he actually looks tired at the end"

She's right. What dope did they all use in 2020?

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> rider in leadergroup has teletubbie name, and the moderator can't stop saying it non stop

 >>/80007/
It's 2019 because grug attacked with 50km to go and people thought he was crazy

I am just not watching the femmes. Ugh I know... Sorry!!!

 >>/80010/
Flobikes isn't showing the men's race until femmes are over. This is essentially terrorism, I am being held hostage and forced to watch this shit

 >>/80011/
On all my channels too. So I just turned it off and I will take a nap

fini goes solo

> Blasi
hehe

 >>/80008/
tinke winke, tipsy, lala, po...yes the teletubbies names somehow did get into the UCI name generator

 >>/80011/
 >>/80012/
kek femmes terrorism

kasia really wants to finish 2nd place

spanish foids really love this type of earring

the avb classic, where ever I am, I must also pull

so lemme guess they just let that one femme ride away earlier and they didn't even attempt to pull her back until 2k to go or so

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Women cycling is basically non-stop w*utism
kwab after kwab after kwab

kwabsia

Huge win for Blasi!

Will they be showing the whole podium ceremony too?

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huge days for lesbians

> 3emi

does your cyc gf blasi your little bert?

> it's another kasia 2nd/3rd episode
she almost mogs 2out

I have no idea what fini's wifey is thinking

Reminder that you femme watcher are the reason why we don't get enough coverage of the real race

Which race had Tankman on the poster??

 >>/80029/
I am sure they are taking watching pirated streams on jewtube into account really seriously

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sd worx disasterclass

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 >>/80030/
stolen from schizo brit

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 >>/80029/
why yes I do tune into every femmes broadcast right away to make the viewer number go up without actually watching any of it just to make the world a worse place

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They're just screwing with us now, Berts.....

Horse scenes while the ACTION is going on in the Men's race!

 >>/80035/
bet that really is a female horse

top contenders for the tour of the alps:
pidcock
Dżiulio
storer
bernal
double
o'coomer
west
stüssi
langellotti
double

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suisse tv teaser for the race. 
if you have something to say that belongs to this thread, do it now or it will be too late.

NEW THREAD:
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is that t. van dijk as waterboi or did m. van dijk's gf identify this as mick?

 >>/79966/
apart from the mit catsup that's a kino

Dopaje

No I will NOT engage

And another one gone