/bert/ - ciclismo

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Where did the previous thread go?
Did suissebert nuke a thread instead of deleting one post?

 >>/82454/
No. The site is under attack and I acted hastily.

#TDR2026 🇨🇭 | Stage 1

⛰️ OVRONNAZ (8.75 km, 9.95%, 871 m)

🇸🇮 Tadej Pogačar

• 28:26
• 6.41 w/kg (est. "60kg" standard)
• 1838 m/h VAM
• 18.46 km/h

Mid gas for Tadej
not mid gas for bert

so THALMANN was my one good pick, great

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 >>/82455/
Battlestations!

Top Ganna should get the road race NC at some point soon

God I'm already tired of SEIXAS in French media. And I thought remco hype was bad

Drake BECKHAM done a pas normal down in Tyrone
let's see if the young stud can hold onto VARGAS in the passos

 >>/82462/
> Lipowitz qui a pris 2:30 dans les dents par Seixas au Pays Basque, bascule avec Pogacar sur le col le plus difficile de la semaine en Romandie.

> Je dis ça, je dis rien.
😂👌

 >>/82455/
By whom?

Schmid abandon

 >>/82466/
Good

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 >>/82464/
Squeakers will only get more unhinged as the time goes on

Van Rysel with another victory, this team is DOPED this year

 >>/82469/
the amount of french people proclaiming seixas is clean is concerning.

 >>/82470/
wow some cx fraud is 2nd 
not a good look for roadies

plapp lacheeing

 >>/82473/
What? Why I am I even still picking these teams, it's pointless.

 >>/82471/
He is as clean as it gets

 >>/82474/
the jayco boys look like they ate bad fish, that hellemose dude looks like he's about to shit himself

Haquin pickers we feasting today

Sigma Sports Cafe Ride with the stoner foid 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vi0RYGUTyMU

> combativity sprint
wtf

I guess I am giving it one more shot, if half of my important drivers DNF or collapse inexplicably again in Frankfurt, Giro, this will be it for goombling and caring about it.
Not saying I am not playing again after that but you can't be having bad luck for a month, with two (2) cat tree (3) exceptions.

 >>/82480/
this one was particularly rough to choose for, I am doing way worse than you, c'est la vie

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I just got home. for the record. I didn't delete the old thread. I guess I was bullied by the endchan AI bot again.

 >>/82480/
It's your own fault Bert. You were too smug and that gets punished harshly

 >>/82480/
there is only one word for this post
kwab

plapp isn't even dropped, he's dangling at the back with his team for some reason

 >>/82481/
But it has been a month, I do all the boring picks, they die, I try to be clever, they die, the ones that are supposed to suck don't suck, like Lenny who has been ill a few days ago.
 >>/82483/
I did repent for a long time now.
 >>/82484/
That smug means you're never seeing that gold star kek, especially if I run out of fugs to give about even the /CYC/ GC shits.

> fraudulent Italian NC finally doing something noteworthy 
that took ages

 >>/82486/
it's a fun little supplement to watching the races my Bert, don't stress it

 >>/82488/
Get a load of this guy, he doesn't watch ciclismo through the prism of past, present and future goombling decishins.

 >>/82486/
I play for fun, not for the gold star
you care too much bert
last year I had 4 DNF's in the vuelta, it's still just a game

lipo interview before the start:
> I'm feeling a bit K.O.

I'm sure this gap will disappear in an instant, but they really are leaving it late

 >>/82492/
soderbeast won't be easy to catch

 >>/82490/
Bertman, don't give me that shit about playing "just for fun", I've been here long enough to see how it looks when you're rolling into it.
I care just enough for a stupid fake credits game, now I have seen my mistake, maybe a sign from heavens.

Somberquest goes solo

 >>/82495/
knew I should have taken him

Söderqvist is quite strong, I don't know...

> 10th Grande Prémio Anicolor
some 3 stage volta this international workers day weekend with your sulfurous teams happening

Oh never mind that climb is much longer than I thought

 >>/82494/
don't project on me, I play for fun
I even play the female races and I play on sporza too lmao
I enjoy it, it adds a factor to care about minor riders and I enjoy the puzzles
ofcourse it's not fun if you're doing bad but there's a billion races, we're not even halfway through the superclassico

SPLIT IN PEDALTON

Sunderqist is a machine

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ROGLIC slaving for POGACAR

godoped closing the gap himself

 >>/82486/
> Lenny who has been ill a few days ago
Knowers knew this was just an excuse and the real reason was that he took too much dope and would have still glowed on the day of LBL.
But on a serious note, did they even say he was sick? Because I don't remember it.

Godon ded?

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Plapp on the front even so that Bert meltdown was for nothing

ROGLIC did a 20 sec pull and retired into grupeto

cepeda baiting pogi

lol, of course VPP is there today

 >>/82500/
I'm sorry but this is some smol man female cop out from a guy who can't help himself from overreacting to every other happening on the parcours and telling other people all the time to calm down when he himself needs to calm down.
I know, I can't tell a joke or performative bertsmanship, I'm autistic, haha.

the buckbroken velogambler kneels before the attentionpaying purist chad

QUINTANA AT THE FRONT
RED ALERT

 >>/82505/
I think I have heard that from my commentators, it was why he was pulled from LBL.

Wow great attaque from Lipobitch. If that even was one I can't tell

LANDAESQUE attaque from lipofraud

Tudor guy attacking from position 30 was incredible.

 >>/82511/
but the posts are performative, like bertacek
what else am I supposed to post during the race

I don't know if Within can beat Pog though

 >>/82506/
Still there

Oh alright whatever

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 >>/82505/
Dredged up the Bahrain press release:
> From our side, we decided not to race Lenny Martinez at Liège – Bastogne – Liège to allow him to recover fully, as Romandie is one of his main targets. He will share leadership with Antonio Tiberi, and we expect a strong performance from both.
No mention of illness.

HEIL POGACAR

lmao

lmao, ez gg

LAME

Kek he just wanted to have fun in a sprint instead of dropping those frauds

at least godon got the prologue

him coming to this race in classics shape is really just playing with his food

> quintaner 10th in a sprint

Roglic?

Oh what the FUCK VPP 5th? This is some BULLSHIT man

Godon barely beat memco and now Pogi beats Godon
it all makes sense, like rock paper scissors

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Nairoman #10

gaudu lmao

 >>/82518/
When I see more all caps, cringy wordplay, frogposting then I will believe that all those way too soon "he gone/he won't make it/he can't be good because reason" is playful performance, otherwise control group is just normalposting like on cyclingnews or watching in a bar over a beer.
 >>/82522/
Surely this psyops to hide his real illness.

> Gaudu

 >>/82535/
:)

And how the FUCK is that Witśen so good, especially yesterday.

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roidlic bros what happened (posted with reaction image)

> 40 years draught because we're a clean nation
> too talent comes and give us hope
> everybody act like he's doped
Really we're not being rewarded for carrying this sport for so long

170km ride tomorrow for worker's day
someone pray for me

 >>/82544/
I pray you will skore some mit fotos

 >>/82545/
might post, I will be going to the primal source of duvels

So this is 66kg pogi. I reckon he'd still win the tour at that weight. How much more can he add before he loses to skelly Jonas?

Oh boi, that spam in the catalog lol. I'm kinda busy right now. I hope bossmann can take care of it, playing janitor on the phone sucks.

> this is fine

thanks I guess, this time without deleting this thread.

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> the bertaček special
I bonked massively, and the BB in me grabbel bike suddenly makes some weird clicking noise on every full rotation

 >>/82556/
time to p*rchase some new wheels and shoes innit

 >>/82556/
The fuck is that road around 40k? Straight rampa that you bombed down and immediately climbed up again?

 >>/82558/
> Straight rampa that you bombed down and immediately climbed up again?
yes, and thats where the bonking happened

 >>/82556/
Aren't you going too hard? All your rides are tempo+ it seems

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 >>/82560/
tempo+ is where the fun is at, and cycling for me is only about fun. don't care if its inefficient for training or whatever

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 >>/82556/
I somehow dehydrated twice this week on sub 2h rides 
also that is obviously the ONLY correct mindset to have (non debatable)  >>/82561/

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 >>/82556/
> bonking on 60 km ride
VERY based

 >>/82561/
holy based

 >>/82561/
damn straight

 >>/82561/
Hehe, fair enough. Take it cool on the descent I can see the collector looming over you though

 >>/82567/
today was actually the sketchiest ride in a long time. had some -25% to -30% descents on pretty shitty gravel, down Hadersfeld, on 40mm tyres. but alas, the collector has to wait

This motor was promised to him 3000 years ago and now it behaves like THIS?!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hUMV6rIC56w

 >>/82569/
lmao

 >>/82569/
ouch

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 >>/82569/
cursed bike

 >>/82571/
Well it better ouch if he is going to chutzpah on an eletric moter.

 >>/82573/
the bike just saw some palestenian kid in the weeds

 >>/82552/
he'd get smoked in current form by vingo desu

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Payupiggud for a smartwatch.
That amazon Balance 2 XT I have mentioned.
It was a sale, I am innocent.

 >>/82576/
its alright we all pigged bigger sins

 >>/82575/
2bqh I think he's hiding how strong he is uphill because he doesn't need to drop anyone right now with how good his sprint is; he doesn't care if he wins Romandie and Suisse on bonis

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> paypiging
I am still thinken of that power2max paypig thing
Perhaps it would be a good time to buy new chainrings since these probably have some 50k on them

 >>/82579/
the favero RS are red though
red is faster

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 >>/82581/
yea
I know

> 380€ for PM + 100€ for new rings
It's not that much and would extend the life of me bike for couple of years (hopefully)
Will think about it