/bert/ - ciclismo

FIRST for SHIT WEATHER

> FDJ pulling
Spasms of a shit team. Try again tomorrow jobbers

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Bertaczeck getting paypig urges

 >>/85474/
I just follow boss's orders

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 >>/85475/
not as much difference to a normal bike as I expected

 >>/85475/
It is for a good price tbh

 >>/85477/
It also has a "compact handlebar geometry" so reach is even 1cm shorter than that chart indicates

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all that talk about TT gave me some ideas

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> GALL

 >>/85480/
Nice one bert! Good eggs in little time.
Also, smart of Gall to stop to change clothes. Really relatable for the casual viewer heh

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 >>/85480/
very cool, i don't think i would go 35 km/h at 250w, i am not very aero for some reason

 >>/85475/
still not buying the goybike
garbage anti-consumer company

 >>/85483/
maybe with the new CANYON ENDURACE CF SLX 8 DI2 (a modern endurance bike that is everything it should be - at an impressive price!) you could

 >>/85484/
Based van rysel fan

 >>/85474/
Sometimes I talk to myself in abandoned threads

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Visma bros?

 >>/85489/
who will he coach?

 >>/85484/
Based cube buyer

 >>/85490/
Jonas when he transfers next year

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The weather is also not good here. This is not what I agreed on

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 >>/85493/
Should have come to occitanie like your countrymen

 >>/85493/
uh oh wat nou

How much do they need to survive that? 1 minute?

 >>/85496/
2 atleast, but it depends who rides
But Rubio is fucking it up so lidl will ride till they catch for ponk

What's up with Gall and his inability to dress himself

 >>/85498/
Me pedal uphill big watts with o-legs

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 >>/85495/
I bought a ticket to Malta. 30 eurodollars for a return flight! I will be visiting FIRENZE and NAPOLI too. But first chill here for a week

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We live in Hungary

 >>/85500/
Enjoy. What's on the agenda

 >>/85498/
Autism

 >>/85500/
Go to zeb in florence, great food

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 >>/85502/
I just told you. That is the agenda. Or what am I gonna do there? I don't know

 >>/85503/
I thought this was in response to this  >>/85502/ lol

 >>/85506/
That too
 >>/85504/
Sounds good, thank you Bert

 >>/85505/
Such a foreign concept to Americans. We have such little vacation time that we have to completely pack it with stuff to feel like we're getting our money's worth....

Oh hey Joshua Giddings abandon. Whoever the fuck that is

 >>/85508/
But I thought it was the land of the free... Have I been lied to!!!

 >>/85510/
It's complicated

 >>/85509/
another victim of the Lotto pooprace mismanagement maybe

 >>/85512/
But according to Dr Mengele they would have been recovered by now...

 >>/85512/
He wasn't in the dungrace but maybe he was rooming with the diarrhea men

what daddy stream is working now? the one linked is out

tiz 480p is currently at 0.5 fps

 >>/85516/
Such id the life of the pirate these days

squeak

Jonas is going to destroy these fools

 >>/85515/
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=31
as someone said in a previous thread going on yandex and searching for daddystreams always shows the recent url

 >>/85515/
https://dlhd.pk/
 >>/85515/
i am watching my tv carrier's stream with all the ads and cancer based on 2005 technology, surprisingly it is not flash or even silverlight anymore

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Shit couple of days, was looking forward to a good ride today. Look outside, it's raining. mfw.tiff.gz

The scott is probably the only good commentator on gcn

 >>/85520/
 >>/85521/
cheers, my browser doesn't want to open that one though

Arrieta bros, we're making it

 >>/85500/
you are aware that Malta Air is just Ryanair

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heh, I like UAE being able to do whatever they want without GC aspirations

Olaolaolalio

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youths attacked the UAE car
just joshua giddings, it was Rondel who crashed into the car

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from the rusbert webm collection

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ben gonna cry again

"He's pegging him."

Thanks Matt

 >>/85530/
does Gall have sticky arms wtf is his problem

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12km/h on a 6% slope, they are just like me

> suisse commentator admitting he didn't know Eulalio before
I would have thought that he would have watched some of the Volta stages with Stüssi fighting for the GC

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ok, now I'm hungary, time to check what's going on in the other races

BAM in hungry

I didnt expect much and I am still disappointed

 >>/85533/
Those jackets fucking suck to get on and off

but kek at the 0.5 frames per second on tiz 
dare I say it, that quickstep is soo fucking back without memco. now they just need to win a monument again.
also omzrel big chute

fogkino

> big wide road isn't safeR, curvas before the finish make the race safeR
oh, wow. big take by Eurosport.

 >>/85541/
> no jay vine in the fog attacking 
lame

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proper Giro

 >>/85542/
curvas before the last 800 meters or so is good

You just know SEXASS would be leading by 2 minutes by now

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I can't see shit
also someone dropping his spaghetti hard at the feeding zone

why is bora the team riding?

feeling like a real nob for swapping Eulalio for Vendrame

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beloki comical, I hope rusbert makes a webm
paletti inna woods

Taking a shit in the woods

 >>/85526/
I know but it's only like an hour flight so I'll survive

Anyway nothing is going to happen today?

one legged god riding what berts can't

 >>/85553/
final climb is still enough for a bit of action

god Brian Smith is so fucking annoying, his attitude is so irritating and superior

> Koen bouwman
holy shit that doper still exists

> cicco pulling himself
embarrassing for lidl as a team

What? Why is Ciccone riding

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courtesy of rusbert, aka stolen

 >>/85559/
for his jersey, he only has Gee left and that dude doesn't want to ride

 >>/85561/
FUCK him then. If that asshole makes it to Imperia I will throw piss on him

 >>/85508/
I believe this depends on the person.
I know people who pack 3 weeks of vacations full of activities and are more tired afterwards, than before they departed on vacation.
And I know people who fly 3 hours to lay on a beach and come back having done literally nothing.

Personally I don't go on vacation. Too much hassle and I don't like hassle. But I'm in the countryside with a large backyard so there's that.

 >>/85563/
as for my vacations, it's staying at the farm house of me mate bertman

 >>/85562/
based

ciccone will die with his pride intact atleast

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gee, they forgot the west

 >>/85563/
I like booking cheap last minutes to somewhere in Europe.
Just a week and a half unplanned taking in the sights and culture but nothing forced, a day at the beach if the mind wants it.
The happiest I've been was after a long hard working summer I just booked a trip to croatia 2 days before leaving. Was never so relaxed

oh hey tiz stopped stuttering

 >>/85563/
Same, but no countryside with backyard.
Can't be sharted to travel, where, why would I not sleep in me own bed among me own stuff.
If I had a countryside home with a backyard, small orchard, another small patch of a unkempt, wild garden and a view?
Pshh, not going anywhere ever.

 >>/85570/
this is an insane attitude to me

 >>/85569/
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=31

this one works too if you need it

absolute rinsing adam blythe right now
anjoyable

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 >>/85572/
cheers, have some wildflowers

 >>/85571/
p*rchasing experiences is not a sane way to enjoy life

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this is one ugly Italian city. but on the other hand I really have no idea about Italy south of Napoli.

 >>/85575/
Traveling is not for everyone but this is a braindead and soulless take. You can travel without simply purchasing a manufactured experience and it is quite depressing to be so dismissive of something that can be joyful, refreshing, educational, life-affirming, challenge, etc depending on what you do.

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> can write Raccagni Noviero but can't write Gee West
heh, bertolos not taking gee not helping cicco lightly

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eulalio with a big step towards la maglia rosa

 >>/85577/
I suppose everyone who has a considered opinion that differs from some overcompensated nuyorican pseud is
> insane
> braindead
> soulless
get a grip

so the break is just gone then yeah

eulalio could keep the jersey for a while
how bad is his TT?

Zoom just ended, did they just slurped this rampa?

 >>/85577/
> life-affirming
I mean it's fun you can eat good food but let's not pretend too much shall we

 >>/85582/
he's never had an ITT that yielded a not-terrible result

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 >>/85583/
nobody is working in the peloton besides ciccone, so the break is going to win

 >>/85580/
you're the one who jumped to assuming that traveling is merely "insanely purchasing experiences"

 >>/85582/
it's been a while since he last rode a TT that mattered to him, but unless he's improved a lot since the Volta, he's very bad

67th in a Volta TT is grim

 >>/85587/
wrong, that was a direct reply to your explosively provacative claim that living in a comfy house with an orchard is an INSANE attitude

 >>/85577/
I wouldn't mind if you could teleport me in the morning and back before sleep. I'd like to hear some late evening Tokyo but a fair bit from the city center. I'd like to live somewhere really cold for extended period of time.
But I don't like traveling, simple as, the process and the nuisance and the zero sum game of extremely familiar vs. unfamiliar which I mostly know what to expect from but just in different flavor makes me face sink. 
For the joyful, refreshing and educational, I can rely on myself to generate more than enough of it, that's what happens when you tame and rewire probable high functioning autism plus experience of an only child from a ghost family.

Ok, chute time.

does Lidl have no one to ride for Gee later on? pretty grim for them

VAMOS AFONSO

 >>/85592/
you don't need helpers for a top 5 bid, only the ones riding to win need slaves

 >>/85589/
the insane attitude was that there's no value to traveling

 >>/85592/
Ciccone and that's it

if they take it easy on the descent he's gonna have 7 minutes on GC

> baaawwwwww other people's priorities are different than mine they must be insane

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yes well

CHUTE

Chute

FUCK

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perro

UAE in the dirt. Eulalio big winner.

it's a massacre!

slippy corner, expect more chutes

chute wasn't that bad

Hehe fuck UAE

how come the UAE curse is brutal chute for everyone, but for pogi it's losing Paris-Roubaix to wout?

EULALIU is really going to keep it until the TT.

 >>/85609/
pogi also almost chute brutalled that race

 >>/85609/
Also lost vermessh on the last cobble of arenberg

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benis

EUPuck MoonenO

CHUTE!!

 >>/85613/
ACK

lol that retard pushing him

haha

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so where are the astana jobbers? they couldn't profit from the chutes at the testa?

 >>/85614/
kek what, took me a second to get that a word filter wrangled my post

Vine would have never survived this

just two chutebros enjoying a rainy day together

lamão

 >>/85619/
they gave up too early

 >>/85620/
oh kek. I put in a lot of word filter for the spammers

 >>/85619/
Probably also in a field somewhere

> both riders chute
< peleton loses time
just cycling things

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jumbo decided to pull

 >>/85627/
to be fair the peloton has nothing to ride for but the chasers should have caught them

Visma drilling it now. Jonas chute incoming

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this finish looks safeR

 >>/85630/
just chilling

 >>/85629/
plenty of top 10 jobbers that could lose a precious spot to him if he gains too much
like thirsty troon in the vuelta or ben o'goober in the vuelta

now this is relatable descending

eulalio will win the giro, jonas can't close a 8 minute gap

> 8 minutes
I guess they're confident it won't turn into a 2020 or Vuelta 2024 situation o

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comical

????????????????

pedalton is gonna go so slow through here

????

HAHAHAHHA LOL WHAT

haha

Really sketchy. And Arrieta agrees.

What an idiot

Arrieta too tired to think

something is wrong with UAE's tires

 >>/85646/
they are on conti tires, very worrying

 >>/85646/
I use those tires... I think

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UAE wins

Lol this is ridiculous

UAE MERDA
ARRIETA CULO

fun stage

UAE dopage so strong even the biggest retards can win

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I have picked arrieta

Eulálio taking over Almeida's job of farming 2nd and 3rd places in Giro stages

I love the Giro

Heh at least I have Eulalio

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his dad was a jobber

 >>/85659/
imagine feeling the feels when your boy wins a big race

emotions :)

> city is so ugly because of an earthquake and burgers bombed it during world war II
the more you know

Arrieta could last a while in 2nd as well

No GC focuser ZANA.

But HIRT is there, what the FUCK.

 >>/85664/
good, he couldn't get top 10 anyone
go for that stage son

malucelli already suffering hard it seems, maybe a first GT at 32 wasn't that smart

 >>/85665/
This is fucking BULLSHIT, where is WADA

Seems a kino stage. When should I watch from

 >>/85669/
start of the rampa

 >>/85669/
Italia innit

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Oh shit, Bert. We already started halfway through juryo.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

ynr fdj is in this race

 >>/85673/
KENCH will surprise in the passes. Whoever that is

 >>/85674/
outside shot at the maglia white

 >>/85673/
> Penhoët 11th in stage 3
> Jacobs in the break in stage 4
Grim

 >>/85674/
His previous team was Li Ning Star

 >>/85677/
creating LEGENDS such as SALBY, be very afraid

 >>/85674/
please pay attention to Li Ning Star

Tomorrow looks absolutely lame for a Napoli sprint stage, but I'm ready for the sprinters to fumble that finish to Narváez

 >>/85680/
last time they rode to Napoli we did get the mass chute and considering the weather let's expect it to happen again

 >>/85680/
Some cobbles to filter greenstreets is nice

 >>/85680/
I think the over all stage is too easy for Narvaez to win. It should be Milan vs Lund vs Magnier

 >>/85683/
hoping bad weather makes the peloton boof it and I get another break win

I've watched maybe 5 minute of this giro. When is the first real stage?

 >>/85685/
Cockhaus friday

 >>/85685/
when you see KUSS lighting up the frente you will know the real race has begun

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 >>/85686/
Abruzo, home. Also why is this stage 245km?

 >>/85688/
To make them (vingo) suffer

 >>/85688/
So we can pretend that Jonas isn't a distancelet after he wins it and that he has a shot at Lombardia.

 >>/85689/
Shitty weather too, kek we're going to see some BIG gaps

 >>/85688/
stage has got to be Superlonga if that town is on the course pal, sorry I don't make the rules

 >>/85691/
Could be kino of the highest order if there are echelons or a fall causes splits in the peloton.

 >>/85693/
Kelderman is already out so vingo is safe

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Highest level of statpadding

 >>/85688/
to make up for yesterday's stage. back in the days that length was considered normal.

 >>/85695/
Never heard about any of these mfs but the guy from my województwo, STOSZ.

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 >>/85695/
> AGRICOLA

 >>/85688/
so we can witness slurpo extreme and 0 attacks

 >>/85695/
NOLDE Tobias now that's a runner

I went r*nning, forgot to trim me toenails and came home with toes in puddle of blood
Karma

 >>/85695/
They didn't have budget to go all the way to Hungary for an actual sprinter race?

 >>/85701/
the classic

 >>/85701/
dude

 >>/85704/
I am exaggerating of course, but it's a common mistake

 >>/85701/
GRIM what the weatherpocalypse makes us do right

 >>/85706/
is it non stop rain with you guys too
my commutes have been awful

 >>/85706/
What is grim that I have basically stopped running 5 years ago but my """"speed""" has not really decreased that much. Meaning I was always SHIT.

 >>/85707/
yeah lots of rain all week and today it's almost permanent

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 >>/85701/

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 >>/85708/
this train is headed for itsovertown, next stop grimville

 >>/85711/
I need to buy powermeter (non-squeaking) for running

> Eulalio embarks on a heroic defense of the pink jersey, fueled by the Colbrelli juice of 2021
> Even so, Vingegaard slowly but surely chips away at his lead, dropping him easily in the mountains
> Eulalio keeps fighting, keeps dieseling, and somehow clings on to the lead by a handful of seconds before stage 20
> Piancavallo gets Jonas'd
> Eulalio wins the Giro
God, I would LAUGH

 >>/85712/
does your run watch not give you a watts estimation, mine does

 >>/85712/
> b*ying products
ISHYBDDT

Has it been discussed that Bernal got dropped yesterday, because his heart was about to explode?

 >>/85716/
I'm gonna need some more deets on that

 >>/85714/
it doesn't but my garmin watch is almost 10 years old