/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/86423/
he hopes he can just gain .5 w/kg until the tdf nothing wrong with that I mean he's just gonna gain that no problem, just gonna gain .5 w/kg simple as I mean we all gain that every couple weeks no? No? Oh well

 >>/86423/
I don't think he is planning anything. This is his current level but he has to talk about winning Tour de France all the time to please sponsors and keep his salary high.

 >>/86425/
 >>/86424/
But why is he so far from his best level?

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as a team that has to be one of the dumbest decisions you can make
> stick with him
> still loses 5 minutes
> get nobody in a respectable position

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 >>/86427/
tactically perfect

Axelgaard wrote a really lengthy article just about Jonas and Gall. dude really loves to write.

 >>/86430/
man gets paid by the paragraph

 >>/86430/
He says he's never been able to restrict himself when writing even though all his teachers told him to. I wouldn't mind if he would only proofread it but it's always full of typos, missing words and over usage of the same phrases. In the age of AI he really has no excuse to not run his novels through an LLM to catch his spelling mistakes.

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Still leading /cyc/ league but dropping overall. Losing ground to the gc-maxxers. Enjoying it while it lasts

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 >>/86433/
if it wasn't for that godDAMN chute I'd be sitting really pretty right now

I kinda smashed it in the unclassed category with Eulálio and Scaroni (Morgado will surely follow in their steps soon), but I'm never recovering from the Vine-Buitrago combo. O'Connor-Ciccone was probably the play.

 >>/86435/
I feel so stupid for taking out Eulalio

 >>/86435/
I have O'Connor - Ciccone but everybody else is in the hospital or something so it doesn't matter all that much

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 >>/86436/
We all feel a little stupid

Probably not a good look if I admit to already be thinking about the Tour goomble, but I'm very curious about prices this year.

Pogi is probably staying at 32 as more than that makes it almost impossible to build a team. Jonas either stays at 24 or drops to 22. Seixas is the big mystery, I'm guessing 18. Then Lipo 16, Del Toro 14, Almeida (if he goes) 12, Ayuso 12, Pidcock 12 (might be unclassed), Jorgenson 10 and Onley 10 (probably a climber). Remco should be a 14 pts unclassed rider, but he'll somehow be a 16 all-rounder.

 >>/86439/
Seixas 20
Remco 20
Lipo 18
Onley 18
your prices must be for premium members only

 >>/86440/
0 chance Lipo and especially Onley have those prices. Almeida was 16 last year, and while you might argue his price was a bit nerfed due to being a domestique, he had had an insane season pre-Tour. I'd buy Lipo 18 if Seixas wasn't in the race.

And no shot Remco goes up in price after last year's Tour and this season's climbing performances.

Seixas 20 is possible.

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 >>/86433/
> Losing ground to the gc-maxxers.
Yes.
> picking the wrong jobbers

 >>/86441/
Regardless of prices I will take Pogi, Lipo and Sexass and get budget picks for the rest.

Sixes is going to be 28 you guys

 >>/86443/
Only these 3 will be above 100 Bert

 >>/86444/
and worth every penny

 >>/86423/
he probably feels emasculated that he has never won a Grande Tour while it's his third of the year (and fifth in a row) so he's secretly targeting the la vuelta

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Thoughts from the Blockhaus:
Vingo fraud
Seixas will be second in the La Tour, 4 minutes  ahead of Vingo
Gall could be a good rider if he just learned to actually ride instead of just climb like an autist
Eulalio soulful
Love watching Sepp shred the peloton like the old days

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 >>/86448/

Leg warmer ride for some reason but at least the sun is shining

 >>/86439/
I think 10 is the max he does for unclassed

 >>/86451/
Shitcock was unclassed 12 in the la Vuelta last year, and Wout was 12 also one year in the la Tour.

rusbert cycling reports: Crap(be) to Qinarello36.5

 >>/86453/
UKUbros.. we've been replaced.

some doping russian won in china

 >>/86450/
Way too much wind, fuck that shit

a whole day in rain

 >>/86457/
I think I can squeeze 2 hours in, it'll be close but I think I'll make it

> What is going on with Egan Bernal dropping back early? “I am improving every day”
oh benny boy, your GC leader will need some help today

nasty rampa in Hungary today and they do it 4 times

 >>/86457/
fortunately you paypigged jacket for this very situation

 >>/86463/
i have in fact not

 >>/86460/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2Z5C1kIaV8
> I did my best 40 minutes ever
> But at the same time, I lost 3 minutes
SQUEAK

 >>/86465/
> his best numbers below put him far behind Jan HIRT who is in his early 30s
it's over for eganino

Finally a proper fight for the break

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 >>/86464/
I guess your koruna are far better given to such necessary p*rchases

> cycling today in french
Why not but kek

 >>/86466/
> 6 W/kg for 40 min is now fraud tier
That used to be enough to win the Tour, it's insane how doped they all are nowadays

> Ganna bettiol
SOUL

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 >>/86331/
 >>/86332/
Please do not notice these things

> Prime Quintana would've dropped Hirt like a ton of bricks
> Somehow Hirt equalling Quintana's records in the year 2026
Must just be the carbs and the aero bikes. 

Or, Nairo vindicated. Clean champion

0iq sheffield

 >>/86472/
giga tailwind innit

 >>/86468/
Yes, well

RAI really wants the ganna/bettilol break to happen eh