/bert/ - ciclismo

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those who bless remco will be blessed, those who cursed remco will be cursed with bike problems

 >>/91671/
kek

 >>/91671/
What about those who disrespect De Lie?

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Kaiserwetter today, where is the blogposting berts?

 >>/91675/
been raining for a week now

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Alright I am BACK. That fucking Swiss fine is already here of course. 6 km/h too fast means SIXTY eurodollars. For FUCK'S sake

 >>/91677/
Australia is similar

 >>/91675/
I did a hard ride with 2 friends today and halfway through I led us onto a farm road where they both flatted within the same 100 meters. There was nothing on the road or rather nothing we could see but we all pulled small black shards from the tires - since they were busy patching and pretty spent I ventured on alone

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why would you go over the limit?

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Watching The Lost City of Z in 1 hour 45 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/91675/
I did 90 minutes of tempo on the trainer. 

It's like 37 degrees here and muggy. I won't even tell you the heat index but it's bad

 >>/91677/
It has to be implemented here, one of the half-measures which actually bring solving the Polish question one step closer.
Hurting the apes where it hurts the most, in their shekels.

 >>/91675/
Traveling back to occitanie today. Ride tomorrow

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smart to flee now

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Yeah that was just fine, as expected. Stupid brain.

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he looks so old

 >>/91688/
he's entering middle age

 >>/91687/
just wondering what's your max heartrate?

 >>/91688/
Adrie is old

are we picking ayuso berts? I'm conflicted

 >>/91692/
no way

 >>/91692/
Da

 >>/91692/
No, I hate him

 >>/91693/
everyone else also kinda sucks
onley?
vauq in that final weekend?
only interesting one is the norge but his team sucks dick for the TTT and will probably lose like a minute or more

 >>/91696/
I'm rolling Onley, Godon and Bilbo. Godon is going to rake in so many points I'm salivating as I type

My volodrama ranking has fell in the dumpster after that giro.
Time to bring the risky picks and gamble it all

 >>/91696/
Not picking Rajtuzo, too volatile. Vauq will be good enough, he has already proven himself. One doubt of mine is Bisiaux and Gordon but I think Bisiaux will be good enough and Godon will surprise again.
Norge is in as well, even both of them with the yellow one.

 >>/91699/
then I'll pick ayuso so atleast one of us will do well

 >>/91692/
nah mate not a goomler I'm glad to say

 >>/91692/
I'm seriously trying not to, but I really don't know who else to pick, can't trust any of these frauds.

just pick emu, trust me, big comeback happening

 >>/91690/
Somewhere like 190-195. Don't go there often

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even veloman does not want me to pick him

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the face of a medieval peasant perishing during a famine

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 >>/91705/
Grimpeur, just like... Biermans

 >>/91708/
categories assigned by their IT guy who doesn't watch cycling when he made the website

 >>/91708/
kek

I'm going /elite/ because I have to, I'm Seixasless and I'm even giving fucking Ratchooso yet another chance.


You'd be forgiven for thinking a mentally ill person built this team, but I can say that I'm at peace.

me team is garbage

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My team is perfect, as usual. Now for the gambling gods to fuck me over in ways I could never have imagined, as usual.

My Giro team was good and I got FUCKED so I just made some shit teams in 1 minute now

I don't gamble, so I always win
p*ying attention to ciclismo is the real moral victory all along

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how does this even make sense
matthews broke his wrists in february and google rode RVV

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Oh FUCKING hell, 1 kilometer less and it would have been only 20 bux. I keep getting SCREWED by everything and everyone

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 >>/91717/
pay your fine, swine

 >>/91717/
pay up. you can speed as fast as you want in Deutschland.