/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/95380/
weren't you moving to denmark? not very alps

 >>/95382/
Didn't get the job '(

 >>/95383/
move to Vienna to your gf, imagine the Schnitzels

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 >>/95383/
interested in buying some farm in switzerland and living off the land
I want to leave

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> team building day at work tomorrow

 >>/95386/
my condolences

 >>/95384/
That's the plan for next year, but as invited prof, nothing permanent

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 >>/95387/
Hopefully all the cyclismo stages tomorrow will be slurpers.

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 >>/95386/
heh
what could possibly go wrong

So I didn't watch the stage, but grug really is here on vacations he? At least I have gregoire

 >>/95389/
We should really ride together someday, but your average speed always scare me

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Final lazy ride before the race
It's gonna be 35 degrees and apparently "before storm humidity", I am not sure how I am going to survive it, probably won't

 >>/95386/
I have a social hour every week but my team is really cool, the shitskin unironically is the funny guy and we instigate a lot of shits and giggles for the rest.
I have immediately put him off "brothering" me in the beginning and I have also zero doubt he would still try to convert me or cut my head off if the situation would demand it but I think I would be beheaded with one clean shot, not like orange jumpsuiters.

 >>/95390/
is it during work hours atleast? mine always organizes it outside the hours and I till them to fuck off

 >>/95394/
These are not white people conditions, it is ok to bonk.

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 >>/95396/
Yeah it's during work hours. They tried doing it on Saturday the last time and predictably nobody showed up.

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 >>/95393/
yes sure why not! you can always ride in the slipstream

 >>/95397/
I'm gonna carb load (forma water) by drinking like 10 liters tomorrow and then ride it at avg 100 watts or something. After all, we boomers are one heatstroke away from heart attack.

 >>/95400/
shouldn't drink too much, don't forget to add salt

 >>/95394/
gonna be brutal what are the odds on DNF/death

 >>/95401/
why? last year when I got dehydrated, you berts said to drink a lot the day before

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We once theorised how a /cyc/ group ride would go.
It would be the Finns and that one German watt monster( we know it's you Hessman) powering it at the front and then there would be the gruppeto with yoor Bertaceks, Polberts and Loserbernds.

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 >>/95402/
Bertacek Status Mortale UNOFFICIAL /bet/

> Finish, but bonk 1.2
> DNF (Mechanical) 3.5
> DNF (Assassinated) 6.5
> Finish normally 8
> Caida 13
> DNF (Heatstroke) 26
> Crevaison 51
> Finish, strongly 51
> DNS 81
> DSQ 401
> Win 2501

 >>/95403/
why would that work you're just gonna piss it out
just hydrate healthily like you normally would

 >>/95405/
tenner on finish strong

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 >>/95406/
> just hydrate healthily like you normally would
you are giving me too much credit

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What happens there

 >>/95409/
remember when one of their female riders broke her back because they made her do some weird meme squats

 >>/95386/
I imagine team building at the Soudal plant is gluing your hands together.

 >>/95400/
prepare some crushed ice in stockings and spray yourself with water when you have the chance. I rode to the lake earlier and the thought the wind was pretty nice compared to being stationary.

 >>/95399/
You'll get a Dumoulin waiting for Reichenbach experience I'm afraid

Czechia sort of lost again. They didn't win at least

what's going on with mads pedersen

Who?

 >>/95415/
thinks he can be fine at tdf without riding in belgium, just does his NCs and then goes to the tdf

mads pe teunissen van manen pedersen

 >>/95415/
lidl regretting that lifetime contract

 >>/95413/
you should bring the gravel bike here next time

was looking at the tour stages, not much going on huh
don't even know why grug is going, there's like no stages for him and he can't take yellow

 >>/95421/
Because he has to? And he is not faking illnesses like W*ut

 >>/95421/
alpecin need everyone at the tour for jappe

that team keeps losing their train riders and they don't replace them

green should also be free-ish for them if there's no assassination this time around

 >>/95422/
lol he's been whining about his backpain again in his latest interview
he's full wouting

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something beautiful about the green hue in the sky during a summer thunderstorm

 >>/95425/
that's aliens

world championship hyrox tomorrow
if you want to see the cream of the crop of roiding

 >>/95427/
I can't think of a sport I'd less want to watch tbqh

 >>/95428/
you just fear their enhanced power

 >>/95429/
Yes because we don't have that in cycling...

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The somewhat prestigious Slovakian stage race Medzinárodné Dni Cyklistiky starts with an ITT that goes from Podhájska, Slovakia to Čechy, Slovakia