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> also after a year of laughing in portuguese they randomly decided that myanmar was the funniest shit
this post sent me because its so true
just randomly decided that myanmar and burma was the funniest meme since sliced ing







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Well, bad news, my phone died (finally) so no posting on the job for now.
Whether I'll have any replacement phone anytime soon remains to be seen.
Anyway uhh I'm going to sleep again because I'm going to work again tomorrow wish me luck (ryan_gosling_face_no_space.jpeg)




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but theres no way easychan went down for 24 hours as he was conducting mod applications just to employ at least 2 of them... for 6 active ips during prime time
this nigga's userbase is 50% staff what is going on XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD















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I actually want to die, Factorio before construction bots is the worst game on the planet and I've not played in 4 months so I've forgotten how to be optimal and rush to constructors and biters keep eating my ass
























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 >>/18878/
I've been getting into the can of coke meta recently, cracking open a can and pouring it into a small glass is a very refined a tasteful way to enjoy a soda pop. a lot better than buying the big bottles and free pouring, you drink way too much that way.

right now I've got a fanta








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new acid, life is wonderful again, im now gonna go listen to kanye west 530 and find a depressing atmospheric game to drive around at night in and be like ryan gosling in drive


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 >>/18897/
Factorio.

I walled my entire base + turrets + ammo belts to feed them + a walled path to oil (and turrets for it) + a train to grab and bring oil to the main base

It is inefficient but the chasing of efficiency was killing my ability to play for longer than 30 minute intervals. I am back to making shitty huge box bases and loving every minute of it jerry.


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It's fun. Entirely overkill, you can kill the starter bases with a car alone, and by the time you hit construction bots you can have a tank and autorepairing bots to keep it alive, there's never need for more than a little wall and a few turrets to delay attacks on vital corners of the base..

but, I enjoy doing it. it's simple and lets me just ignore the biters for a long time















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 >>/18888/
> no tok at quads
Bad post.
 >>/18897/
It's an okay tok, I've seen better Beerno.
 >>/18911/
If the admin wants a different audience, he will manage to get a different audience (or kill the site trying). I dunno how many of the sturdy posters would like it to be "more like neko", and judging by the migration rate, it's about 0.
I just went onto it to see what is up if it's just sturdy 2.0 at this point (since site dead = mass migration in my mind) but maybe not (at least not population wise)? Who knows how or what kind of splinters will now go on and honestly, I'm probably not following them anyway even though I liked awemer and archiving.


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 >>/18916/
Don't worry, it's not allegedly, I checked before posting.
> I wouldve expected everyone to flock there
Who knows what is happening at this point, I haven't read a regular thread for so long that I don't even know what namefags post there still.
Maybe there was some dramatic overinflation of IPs going from someone trying to really shit up the site? Maybe some of them don't trust easy? (which lmao, you're posting on sturdy already, what's the worst that can happen)
Anyways uhhhh, I went onto the end ttg and it seems to be "thriving" as of now so some of them are there probly.





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Woke up really late, might be sick or just carrying a sleep debt I suppose. Still, not like I've got anywhere to be today so it's all good.

I'm over the GG EZ site now, it was alright on that first day but I wasted too much time reading yesterday and it's just returned to garbage, even ignoring all the drama and schizo spam stuff, they're still mostly just sturdyposters are the end of the day.

Gonna finish my factorio builds and keep reading my webcomics today, goodnight nekos

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it's garbage - not your kind of people, it was used in a trailer for MGSV
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howdy fella
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I've got a bit of a headache too, so be thankful I'm tanking some damage

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 >>/18922/
> it's just returned to garbage
Well, there's multiple people trying to shit up the site that I saw just today that I recognize from the cave so yea.
Anyway you're right, I should probably stop reading it too and go back to more productive endeavors.
Well I've been working out and in the meantime reading but now that I'm finished I have no excuses :D
Also good luck with da factoryo.

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> it was used in a trailer for MGSV
Can't believe Streamerneko beat that game on stream and then in the credits, they played that one famous song
also how fucking moody wasnt I back during the refugee crisis to write that parody and make this image edit LMAO

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It's absolutely insane that Bonbipresident is the voice of righteous reason on that site. I agree with him though
Also, for how many times I have seen them say "I wish this community was more like neko's" or other words of glazement, I am surprised that none of them tried to join
I guess it has to do with activity in the sense that they want neko but 20 active ips neko


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> I guess it has to do with activity in the sense that they want neko but 20 active ips neko
I don't think that's even practically possible. Well it is maybe possible but it honestly would have to be a, forgive me for uttering the word, discord server or some shit. It would otherwise become instan chaos and it would be very easy for bad actors to proliferate (like on cave).
Let's be honest, they else want neko or they don't want neko, but if they wanted neko they would migrate here and assimilate so the answer is simple.
> Bonbipresident is the voice of righteous reason on that site
No he's not, I have 0 idea what you're talking about bud. He's posting the same things he was always posting and not even hiding that he has episodes as he always does.
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> One neko's shitting up the site is another man's post of the week...
No, there are people posting there that are, well, I would say they are objectively bad actors but then I've seen other people defend them before so I guess in my opinion they are straight up bad actors and if somebody feels like they're making "post of the week" we're not going to get along.

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> I don't think that's even practically possible.
It's not, even on a discord server. As a community grows it will inevitably change, a sudden influx of people will change the board culture.

If, all of a sudden, 4 new people started posting on /neko/ daily, it wouldn't be the same. That'd just be 8 people, but doubling our numbers. Imagine if we got to 20. You don't have to imagine, it happened, I fought in the frontlines for the Turdistani Insurgency, I saw my best friend die in a car bombing.

> but if they wanted neko they would migrate here and assimilate
truth nvke that Boni Bro Guy (/bbg/) cannot recover from.

They want to post on neko as much as I want to go to the gym daily, it's a really nice idea but I'm not fucking doing it.

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Neko theme song she 100% said the nekka word somehwere in there
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> He's posting the same things he was always posting and not even hiding that he has episodes as he always does
True, but him advocating for an outright ban on any underaged posters, be they tokfus or regular people, is a good idea. I thought the same back on .moe when femanon, jawfu and ryo occasionally posted on the site. You shouldn't be involving (or even allowing) minors to post on the site and doing so is only for nefarious reasons
Oldfreaks remember Kay getting banned for like 3 years on nekochen and then her complaining about it in some voice post that was then reposted/forwarded on neko by someone
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>  sudden influx of people will change the board culture
I've got a great image macro about this happening, wait, lemme find it

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I saw a post where someone claimed the reason 'neko died' is because they banned all tokkers. 

It's just completely untrue, neko was dead long before tokkers started posting on sturdy, but it does highlight how some of these cavies think, they just want to talk to underage girls on their imageboard, they just want to be able to spam porn randomly. it reminds me of the famous catto song parody

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TP9GZNcpbro

THIS BOARD IS FOR POSTING PORN
HER AGE STARTS WITH 4
STOP COMPLAINING
AND START KAYING

he was ahead of his time with this one, rest in peace prince

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> 8 or 20 people
Well, I'm talking about theoretical scenario where there's already 20 people that have the mindset of ours.
Kind of obvious that if cavers migrated here without the will to change anything about their posting it would be April 2.0.
> I saw my best friend die in a car bombing.
F to the real ones, Catto… We miss you… 💀🪦🥀
> They want to post on neko as much as I want to go to the gym daily, it's a really nice idea but I'm not fucking doing it.
Honestly that's a real good analogy, I'll give you +2 even though it's not a joke.
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> advocating for an outright ban on any underaged posters
This is an obvious extension of the regular board rules, if you say that you're underage, you get banned, simple as. If it is known that you're underage (because you namefag and that namefag is known to be underage), you get banned. That's really very simple and I have zero idea why cave admin thought that those old rules shouldn't/couldn't be upheld.
IMO any fu shouldn't post on ttg openly but that's just me and I'm not very annoying about it (since I don't have a reason to, we don't get "visitors").


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> 'neko died' is because they banned all tokkers
Honestly who got banned? Kay got banned and? I don't even remember if anyone else visited and if they did they didn't advertise which is well within the rules.
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I assume it was because he wanted to uphold the rules as the whoever tf moemin was did, but honestly retvrning to tradition there of 4chan moderation banning UA would be much more reasonable.
And that assumption is my most good faith assumption, obviously it can be because of the reasons you are implying.









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 >>/18938/
Okay no, that was normal for like 10 seconds and then it got VERY GAY. Flip you buddy.
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I think she did get a few months slap on the wrist honestly if I'm concerned since first of all you can always vpn hop, second of all she should've gotten banned for over a year or 2 years or whatever she was lacking till 18 (to send the message).




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> instead of the full ban till 18th
she actually got more than the time to her 18th birthday and she mentioned that in her complain-voice post "oh my gaauuurrrdddd how does he naurt knouwww that im 17 nauuwww" or w/e








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It's funny that we've got such different recollections of the event but I guess I didn't care that much about it to have a clear memory of it.
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I get your point neko don't worry we all know that it is a fact.
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Honestly you can build like that but not when you're a baby boy factorio newbie like you are. I'm sure Dosh could make a base like that and it would work flawlessly, I couldn't though and I would definitely mainbuscuck.







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You say you never saw them coming', well, you're not alone
Million turret renovations to a happy zone
My tech says I gave it the best blues of its life
I saw the backed up research of it, I guess it was right
I wake up, assessin' the damages
Checkin' my walls and pumpjacks
Pictures of me drunk pastin' out reddit builds
'But it's wonky enough to get the #claude out''
I wake up, all tank and no legs
I hit the belts, all choked no reds
Yep, then I pumpjack me some fluids, while me and Neko watch a movie
French chatting, Phoebe laughing and then there's Catto
Ándale, ándale E.I, E.I, uh-oh
You had me backseatin' enough to make a man groan
You had some nice flowing belts at the time, though
You had no mines, though

Belts backed up for thirty hours
And they, they were stuck for thirty hours for ya

I remember streaming in the AM
Young neko poster just trying to get his hours off
I remember being nervous to do Factorio streaming
Til' I pictured everyneko with they clothes off
World creation was easy biters edition
I'm building with no belt-fed turrets in the late game
Brrrt, Brrrt, Brrrt, like a fart porn vid from Finland
Then I get there and all pollution has vanished, girl
You don't research, you just pretendin´
I need a happy early, mid game and endin´
French chatting, Phoebe laughing and then there's Catto
It's getting backed up here, that's all that I know
Got a defense wall, three layers for you
You call in for some ammo, bro you're 1 hours into
You realize we at green research, not at uranium
Only thing we can craft is Firearm, bro don't start with me
I use my swifted twitch subs on you like it's no prob´
´Cause you was a wagie complainin' bout your backed belts
But you were ignorin' my expert tips the whole time
Well, I guess a backed belt is better than no belt

And they were stuck for thirty hours, uh


I sobered up during this process





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 >>/18964/
You wouldn't. It never goes on sale and you seem like one of those annoying people that cries because an indie game you're not even interested in won't go on a 90% sale

I hate those people so much. Don't like the price? Don't buy it.
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study hard for those exams!












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 >>/18977/
watch my ancient ace clip and then watch yours. Not only do your gloves look cooler but also they make it look like your play had any skill involved as opposed to mine, which actually took skill but looks noobish due to the absence of the halo effect.







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 >>/18965/
Buddy I have 8 hour nighshifts for the next 2 days (3 including the one I just finished). You get off scot free.
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It's so funny that buyneko got angry over nothing (we pirate games in this house) (also we hate piratesoftware in this house) (one does not exclude the other because jason is actually a corporate shill)
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This cannot be true since I'm pretty bad (guy) at a lot of things and at least one female have professed her love towards me before.

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I dont know what my phone's problem is
Many times that I set my alarm, verify that it will ring in X amount of hours and then when I wake up, way past said time without it having rung at all, it will say that the alarm is still on aka haven't gone off.
There's no setting that makes it like this. I guess my phone is just that old and stupid
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What games have you played as a kid? Because I am not sure you are good at ANY game, NOOB!!!!






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> having an old china phone that hasn't been supported for 1.5 years
I've had a moto that was out of support for at least 3 years and it worked well, more or less good (barring the obvious slowdown because every single application has to be webapp with react so it eats ram for breakfast)
Sadly I have about 0 idea about phones and how to make the software on them run so yea… Can't help you there.

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TMI blogpost incoming, open at your own discretion. You will NOT be missing crucial lore if you don't end up reading this so I repeat, open it at your own peril: 
I am not even a week dry but I have gotten so incredibly horny that I am mid-lectures inventing elaborate fanfics in my head of me having a chance encounter with chicks and how we end up falling in love and copulating. I  intend to try to beat my record and lasting until at least 2026 but I am already off to a tough competition




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TUM blogpost incoming, open at your own discretion. You WILL be missing crucial lore if you don't end up reading this, so I repeat, open it at your own peril.
Had a sandwich for lunch, ham and cheese, cut off a bit too much cheese so I just had a couple of slices on the side for snacking whilst I game, seemed like a cheeseonable action.






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 >>/18994/
It's da funky clone girl, bored something cosplays.
 >>/18996/
Yea, though I dunno, I'm not going to go into details but honestly it doesn't seem really that hard now. Maybe it's because I'm working way too much though and I always did it because I was bored?
I should probably take zinc supplements just to see how that will work out since I might be deficient too.
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Wack, leave it.










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> uses recon dart to discover they're going to the site he's at
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> wins round without ever seeing an enemy
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cba putting all those apostrophes to italicize this one sorry fellas
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6qFrY4VcbMU
> Hey
< Hey, what's wrong?
> Come quick, some cavers wanna fight us
< Oh, not again, I'll go get my gun
> Ok

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. we'll kill you

It's on now, the fight's beginning
One post in and we're already winning

Cat number one, the cave-shit killer
After you're dead, I'll eat donuts for dinner

Out for a scroll and I'm looking to score
I'm cat number two; your fu's a whore

Acids, Funkys, classic toks
One pierced ear and neko socks

If you see us in your thread
You'll always reply

We post cute tokfus
That look like guys

Each Patreon killed, our hearts grow colder
I could report all day, doesn't hurt my shoulder

I post all the time, it's no big deal
Open my folder and post a kino reel

I only post with nekos and tenshi's cucks
You're still a cunt, Claude, you're a mistake

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. we'll kill you

Our thirst for blood is never enough
Is there a heaven with donuts for us?

Hey, cat number one
Yeah, cat number two?

I'm just doing me
I'm doing you, too 😳

I only post fus who have Patreons
I know what they're like, I'll donate some

There's one short neko, the rest is tall
And watch cool flicks, 'bout Gyllenhaal

Who cares about the cave, we can post on end
You're just a loser, you get raped by men

We're just nekos
Who have a deathwish

Screw wake-at-twelve, we'll be waging by six
Like
Bowm, bowm
Bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm

You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you, we'll kill you

Ain't no such thing as alley crooks
You're scared of death, you're scared to post your fu

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> change the
NOT POSSIBLE. I HAVE ALREADY POSTED
YOU SHOULDVE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS LIVEPOSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also "Don't you know neko's dangerous" is one syllable too much and doesnt fit imo
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> I have posted probably 3 bones total on that site
Yeah I know, there's another guy that posts boni but it's obviously not you, the text gives it away but even his choice in bonis is obviously not the stuff you regularly post.






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omg madoka de croccs my cosplayer least preferred :DD
she hasnt posted in a while has she? and maeve also gone.....
its latam winter and they have all gone into hibernation


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Her will to post seems to come and go, but she does post from time to time just like maeve does.
I uhh, post the highlights most of the time whenever I post toks because if I don't like it you guys will probably not like it either.
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> There was a guy posting tenshi on Ez
I honest to God thought that was you because who the flip would post tenshi other than you lol.
I don't actually know though who is getting posted (except I know funky is probably still obviously) since I actually did not follow the threads. Well barring whatever I went on easy now for the funny drama reading.






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 >>/19038/
I couldn't get a good pic of the other horses but there was a crystal white one with braided hair, that shit looked insane
actual uma musume but in real life

anyways I am back from normshit activities where we played some sports and I tried to score as many points as possible for my team so I sprinted as fast as I could on the grass and ended up doing a total wipeout, getting a full 3 course dinner of eating-shit. 

Twice.

my arm and leg are busted and bled quite a bit but its ok now.
to continue my blogpost, I made friends with a japanese exchange student (and in turn, the other japanese people he has met) and he wants us to have a conversation in japanese before he goes back in 6 months so I have a lot of reason to learn it better now. We had a lost-in-translation moment where I wanted basically wanted to say the equivalent of "Im unc" cus I am a bit older than him but ended up saying "I am a dad" and he got really shocked " OO REALLY?? O.O???" which was funny
























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I need to clean up the edges more but here's what I decided to do, I've added little fur balls in blue/pink/blue/etc order around the bracelet, these colours are the main colours of a musical that himmler likes a lot so hopefully he understands the colour themeing.
I also plan on making something else, I'll share if I ever finish it.




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Day 1 of being an injury victim blogpost:
ZMA gav me, just as expected, way too vivid dreams. Anyways, my leg wound aka road rash or whatever hurt so much whenever it came into contact with the covers so I woke up multiple times and have now dressed it up in gauze
I will be eligible for the geckochen disability gibs soon

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 >>/19042/
F to the real one 🪦💀🥀
I have 0 toks of hers on my computer (even though I thought I might've had any), lmao rip bozo.
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Good blogpost, especially the japanese dad part, deserves a free (You).
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+2 (oldnekos remember) I don't actually remember but I do get the reference
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I don't really see it but then your taste seems to be quite different than mine.
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Your injury happened outside of the workplace and work hours so sadly, the best you can get is a stipend of 🦎🪙's












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I have yet to meet a transgender guy irl that actually passed remotely, they're all just cute tomboys at worst.

I think the uni transgender scene is just full of a lot of people that want to be trans for the aesthetic not the desire to be a man and be crippling depressed by society




















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It has begun.
Also, I am teaching my friend how the gym works too so basically all his gains are technically my gains too. Good luck.

My friend told me he has been practicing one-armed deadhangs to improve his bouldering ability and asked me if I can do them. I told him I barely can because I can't grip hard enough to not slip off within seconds. I jumped up, did it and could last for like 5 seconds. He deadhangs one-handed no issue for a full 20 like it was no big deal. Though I later found out that he weighs 62 kg (I thought he weighed roughly the same as me but apparently not) so maybe that makes it a bit easier. That explains why he is better than me at climbing
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Last time I started going to the gym was after finding and starting to post Boni... wait, you might be onto something... with Boni, however, I was so obsessed I would at times look at her toks between sets or on the way to and back from the gym







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> I jumped up, did it and could last for like 5 seconds. He deadhangs one-handed no issue for a full 20 like it was no big deal. 
That's insane, and he can't do a one-armed pullup or the one finger on one hand full grip on the other thing? 
There's like 2 copes that come to me there honestly, else you guys have 0 muscle mass and basically deadhangs and pullups are whoever waits the least or I have very undeveloped whichever muscles are responsible for deadhangs.

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> or the one finger on one hand full grip on the other thing?
I'll have to check next time I work out or climb with him but I doubt he can do a 1 armed pullup. He couldnt do the +25kg pullups or however heavy they were that I posted about last time I climbed with him
> two copes
you cant do deadhangs? I forgot what we said last time we tried
also, I also cope by thinking he can just do it because he weighs 13kg less than me but he also climbs a lot more than I have so his forearms and grip strength is stronger pound for pound
if I had a better grip strength I could deadhang for probably 30 seconds. my only issue is not being able to grip hard enough so I slip down my fingers until I cant hold the weight anymore

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> you cant do deadhangs? I forgot what we said last time we tried
Nope, I can barely hang on when I try to do one-armed deadhang.
It's probably one of the main reasons why I cannot even try to attempt one-armed pullup (since obviously if I can't hang on I will not be able to pull myself up)
> He couldnt do the +25kg pullups
Well I wait 83kg and I can do a pullup 😎 Even like 10 😎😎😎

Anyway I'm going to wagie now.









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that one guy you flirted with yesterday was sad you posted your bracelet here and not on easy
but he also doesnt want to post here so idk what he wants
he is a bit tsundere... its not like he likes you or anything!!! >.>



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Not quite 24h but I bet if I wanted to I could even pull 48h on this job because the owners/managers are genuinely retarded.
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Well, there's the fact that he hasn't forked or updated his meguca project, but it is possible he took the development offline or to a repo that's not connected. 
It would be a very peculiar behavior though.




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Blogpost: I like partaking in other people's joy. My friend (virgin and from what I know, somewhat self-conscious / disappointed in still being so) was sharing his recent successes with me and was recounting how he managed to make out with two attractive chicks and how with one of them, it felt to him as if they had something deeper going on but fell just short. Unlucky, but he seems happy having gotten that far



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I fixed my sleep schedule in one simple move:
My computer and my bed are now in different rooms. No more am I putting on some youtube video and going to bed watching it with sound and light blaring at me until I nod off and then keeping me illuminated as I sleep
Now it's quiet and dark. I am still not completely used to it but it feels nice




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You and your friend put too much weight on scoring (or it seems so). It doesn't matter and when you do you'll see that it does not.
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How the flip did you think that not turning off your screen would be good ever lol? I would sometimes woke up with my headphones and screen on just to turn it off so I sleep better, before just making it a policy that I just turn it off before going to bed.

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> You and your friend put too much weight on scoring 
I've piped before so I dont have that problem. Nor did I ever worry about it because it landed in my lap and at an early age with absolutely no input of my own. I just want a girlfriend again because it's been a while and I am lonely
> How the flip did you think that not turning off your screen would be good ever lol?
I didn't. I was fully aware of the issues of doing this the entire time and I would occasionally get worried enough about it that I would put my computer on scheduled shutdowns so I could watch it as I fell asleep and then it would turn itself off, but I only did that in phases. I have simply been doing this for at least the last 15 years and used to fall asleep on the couch watching cartoons and Simpsons when I was even younger than that

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> I just want a girlfriend again because it's been a while and I am lonely
What 4 days of nofap does to a mf.
Honestly maybe you'll get extremely lucky but my prediction is you'll settle for someone just to be with and that sucks about as much.
Well, it's also possible that you're just a chad and don't need to settle and can just spin plates and not care whatever the other party opinion is in which case go for it :D
> the rest
Dumpass.

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> you'll settle for someone just to be with
that's how I view relationships anyways. You just find someone that "works" and you settle
> can just spin plates
I'd rather not, it just doesnt seem fun to me. I want something stable and long term


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found in the /ttg/ schizo thread here on end
< seems like easychan is infested with sico posters and other r2 breakers, rip ttg
> aside fromt he occasional visit by the nekos, it honestly doesn't feel like i'm talking to real people over there
feeling like a japanese adult actress with how much we're getting glazed


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> You just find someone that "works" and you settle
True but there's settle and there's settle. 
One is just working with the other person and accepting the things the way they are because you'll never find someone 100% compatible
The other is going for a red flag parade or a fatty just so you aren't feeling alone anymore out of desperation.
> I'd rather not, it just doesnt seem fun to me. I want something stable and long term
I'm not saying you need to, I'm saying if you're capable of doing that you can probably have your pick so you don't even have to consider my second version of settle.
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> they're laughing at you
Honestly I understand because the mating/companionship genetic predisposition is a powerful motivator. I would just say to try to get it under control if possible but y'know.
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It is kind of funny but I'm honestly feeling they're just losing it at this point, like the schizo theories not the glazing. The glazing seems strange since not one of them wants to be here.

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+3 excellent meme. very eric
 >>/19143/
> The other settle is 
oh yeah fuck that, I have too much self-respect and enough self-reliance that I wouldn't need to or want to settle for something like that
unless she was a bpd demon out to ruin my life... 👉👈
> they're just losing it at this point
yeah, they haven't broken new ground even once yet they're still just arguing ad absurdum about it


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> they haven't broken new ground even once yet 
If there even is anything to break at this point.
Everyone that wanted to form an opinion already done so, if they didn't they're probably coming back from a months long hiatus or something.
Even if somebody posted full text logs of messages between involved parties it would be called fake and gay by one of the sides.
> spoiler
Well buddy I hope you recover quickly.
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> 6/10 baddies with a big batty
By 6/10 he means 6/10 in bongland ladies :D



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He was right though, I knew it was post by you and the reference wasn't obvious so it sounded SCHIZO buddy.
Maybe next time pick a better reference for example to the hit warlockracy video about endereal where they say: "Bring me a nice, crisp piece of meat. Bring me a nice, crisp piece of meat! BRING ME A NICE, CRISP PIECE OF MEAT!!!"



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pookie im sorry
i dont use mentally ill as an insult though, especially seeing as im mentally ill myself
come back to me <3

also how do i actually send this post
i don't remember what button i pressed last time
this website is so...unfamiliar to me
it's obviously not the enter key....
hmmmmm
or shift enter



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Btw I think I saw you worry about if we host a new site how will it be found. I'm sure it'll be posted about here if/when it happens.
It's not like anyone actually seems to want to raid us needlessly so there's no need to gatekeep unreasonably.
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Maybe next time pick a better uma buddy.


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Nevermind. I am fucking stupid.
A few days ago I wrote that I couldnt find a specific bonitok and.... I had opened that exact tok and it looked exactly like I had remembered it, I just didnt remember the "Hey boy... I'm gonna make this one simple for you" part so I had opened up that tok, heard that and exited it because it obviously wans't the correct tok
I found it but now it is days after the context in which it wouldve been a great replytok. owari da


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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK THE HORSE THAT YOU BET ON FUCK THE GROUND THAT YOU STEP ON FUCK THE BED THAT YOU SLEPT ON AND FUCK THE LYRICS OF THAT DUMB SONG!!!!
I will get you someday. You will not be spared from reckoning, funkertonposter. Mark my words, for I am a disciple of Josh Ing and his vengeance comes quick.

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A few hours of happy easyposting and then the second some kayposters wake up and start talking everwhichway about tokfu drama and who is a nazi and who is a whore selling sets and what not and I lose all interest in keeping up with the site


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Oh, and on the topic of sleeping, whilst I have fixed my sleep schedule, I keep waking up what I assume is each rem cycle. I wake up after 5 hours of sleeping, then 2 hours later, then 1 hour later and by this point there is no point for me to fight it anymore so I have to get up, I am too refreshed to go back to sleep
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Oh, and to triple post about something irrelevant and uninteresting that just crossed my mind, when I was working out with my friend yesterday I noticed that he had a tattoo right above his knee. Apparently he went to some after-party after an after-work hangout with a few of his colleagues and one of those fabled "I have a tattoo gun at home and I bring it out at every party" type guys was the one hosting. I didnt actually know that this was a real thing that actually happened to normal people but apparently people get drunk and just impulsively agree to permanently mark themselves with random stuff in visible areas on their body. 
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Light sleep, something is wrong with your sleep. It always happens to me whenever I drink for example, I wake up every ~1.5hours or so, well sometimes 3, sometimes 4.5 but if I have very light sleep it's literally every rem cycle.
Either you have very good sleep or insanely bad, either way. And for me if I were to sleep for 5 hours I would be betting on the second one.
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> At least my fu isnt tattood, am I right fellas????
Hahahahahaha, yea, that would be crazy, especially if it was in very prominent areas so it ruins the body basically.

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I wake up after those 5 hours and dont feel tired but I also dont stay up for long enough to start feeling the effects of only having 5 hours so I dunno
Might just be shallow sleep because I am worried over something in the back of my mind
> tok
Melon is so cute and she really likes this audio. Thats fair, its a nice audio




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If you still feel sleepy after 5 hours then it's almost definitely light sleep. If you felt decently rested after those then it might've been very good sleep and you would be just genetically blessed or something.
My best guess would be the wound, the second place would be psychological stuff like you've said. Though I dunno if you still have bad sleep schedule so that would go up to first place immediately.
 >>/19169/
Don't worry, that neko just got angwy because he was enjoying shitposting too much. We like you :D 😻
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I didn't, or you've phrased the other one badly because I thought it was 5 hours, 2 hours then 1 hour not like in second 5 hours then staying up full day.



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> My best guess would be the wound, the second place would be psychological stuff like you've said.
oh yeah I completely forgot about that. My gauze has been slipping during the night so I might just be getting a jolt of pain and waking up from that
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Yeah, the video where you could see a glimpse of her was really sad to see but are these  >>/19173/ pictures from the same source? I refuse to believe that this is her because she looks way too different in terms of facial structure and placement of facial features for what I think is possible with makeup and filters
> the token american
There's actually another one unless I am confusing you with another person

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> i think someone has made their way onto her mom's social media which is just creepy
yeah that has been the case for years. it's gross but he didn't seem to be one to do anything more intrusive than post one of her pics to show that she was still doing okay in life post-going AWOL on tiktok (though this was 3 years ago so it might be another person this time around)


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> someone has made their way onto her mom's social media
It's uhhhh, new meta. Nothing we can really do about it in the end.
I did think it might be her but she does look so much different. I guess it would be obvious if there was a decently clear video of her face but alas.
Anyway we all have our demons to fight with and seems like koto does have one too.
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> oh yeah I completely forgot about that
Lmao, you so dumb sometimes boniposta…










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> last post 3000 days ago
are you guys outside having sex and other debauchery?
> inb4 yeees yeees
ok then stop, you're making ME(your fellow former neko) feel lonely and rlly sad ok







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ok im back neko
I've been normshitting it up today too, unfortunately, but today was one of those days where normshitting it up actually had a positive outcome – and a massive one at that.
I found out that one of my classmates, someone who I have been in the same year and major as for a few years already, is a brazilian. I've posted about my portuguese classmate before, but probably over a year ago, but this chick is brazilian and holy fuck, you can't begin to imagine how ecstatic I was when I found out this information. especially so because it was purely by chance.
she seemed super happy as well to find out someone spoke brazilian portuguese and after we geeked out about over it, I said lets keep talking to each other and she said "yes lets do that, please"
like, I'm not even thinking "oh yeah a girl might be interested in me" or anything in those tracks, I am just so happy that I finally found someone that isnt a 50 year old that I can geek out and talk portuguese with. I've been slacking on it since about exactly a year ago, basically only doing the bare minimum maintenance to keep it up but now I think my skills will skyrocket since I will likely hang out with her a bit during lessons or between lessons etc. its so fucking winnable
also Ive been chatting a bit with the japanese exchange students and that also gives me motivation to improve that.
everything is coming up milhouse right now so I am feeling good. can't wait to see how everything can possibly turn to shit in the near future... but I'll take that swing when it comes
also I'm a bit drunk thoughbeit sobering up from the night if it wasnt evident from my way of typing


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That is good news bonineko, i shall pray to the LORD UP IN HEAVEN BLESSED IS HE to give you lots of blessing and hopefully you plap the brazilian unimate and set up a family 👃🏻
jokes aside im happy for you, take care, go drink sum water to avoid hangover pls

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> go drink sum water to avoid hangover pls
ok ill drink a tea just for you. After having done the math, I have basically drank 7 shots of vodka across like 4 hours but I dont feel that fucked up. My friend seemed way more out of it but he was also popping pills during the normshit gathering which I found very funny. Almost choked on my cider when he was completely out of it and our friend looked him and said "Whats up bro, you high or something?" HAHAHHAHH, we looked at each other after i had stopped choking and both flashed a shy smile like "little did he know"
the whole scenario was so neko-coded
> plap the brazilian unimate and set up a family
who knows. it's not on my radar right now, I wanna get to know her more first and geek out about all this shit that I have been consuming online for the past 18 months in reality, for 10 months last year and then not much since then since I kinda stopped and started getting lazy but she seemed very reciprocal and happy to find someone else speaking the language
um queijo e um beijo for you nekozinho. I will unfortunately be stuck doing normshit tomorrow too but in the afternoon I'll be home to heil for my fu







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Good morning to the nekos, this is my first post today, I haven't even caught up on all the recent posts from the last 12 hours.
 >>/19204/
wow neko who posts boni, that is a very homosexual thing to say, we will now all call you gayneko, or Neko Fucking Twist.
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even 3/5ths is a bit much, easychan is a completely different place after americans start to wake up










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> how r u?
doing good now that I have rizzed up the 日本の美人
no, I'm fine, not much happening
got sunburnt on my nose so it is bright red right now, have another like 4 hours before I need to sleep which Im not sure what I am going to do with
the smart man's choice: japanese grammar
the honest man's choice: cowboy bebop
the expected man's choice: nothing but shitpost on easy until americajin hours begin



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> his
uuuuh t hey were 美人 you baka gaijin, that means beautiful women!!!!
> ask blood type
I dont get this reference sorry
the japanese guy I know I did talk a bit about blood with but that was only cus I was bleeding from my arm and leg as I showed him

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> that means beautiful women!!!!
apologies neko i just made an assumption based on well... you know...
> I dont get this reference sorry
japanese people place a lot of importance on blood type. they think it determines parts of your personality kinda like a birth sign or something










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nekos when they procrastinate so much that every aspect of their life starts falling apart simultaneously and then they have a panic attack and fix everything in two days then are hit with self loathing over their own self-destructive habits

who am i again?













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I learned a funny fact about the uma musume anime universe and it is that there are no actual horses in the entire world, all they have ever known are the uma girls. because of this, the kanji for horse (馬) is updated in-canon to only have two of those marks beneath of it, due to horses for them only having two legs


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 >>/19242/
That is actually pretty fun. I liked that fact.

I've been thinking about the meme saying of "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" and honestly, you should get back to trying to lose wait overwait neko.
It's insane how much better your body feels than whatever endorphin rush a piece of chocolate gives you and I'm not even extra fit, I'm just lets say regular fit.












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i am a salarycuck so i'm really just expected to solve things whenever they arise. i complain about it but i also see it as a responsibility to my employees so it's not as awful as i can make it seem. i just get frustrated sometimes especially when sometimes i go weeks without a day with some type of interuption










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heh it appears i have neko all to myself
what hijinks will i get into while the other little nekos are taking their little neko naps
maybe i'll... see what it's like in the women's restroom
one time i heard that they have a sofa in there








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 >>/19256/
> i am a salarycuck so i'm really just expected to solve things whenever they arise
It's a strange (american, maybe uk??) concept that it happens like that. 
I know that "theoretically" you get well compensated for that but in my country there's both a law and for most jobs no actual expectation to do on-call stuff. 
If you do on-call, you should be compensated separately, if you don't, you basically can turn off your phone and say "🖕🖕🖕" to the employer outside of the work hours.
I'm ofc presenting the idealized version because I know that it depends on a situation one is in and some employers will take advantage of you if they can but yea, that's how it should work.
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> full body pass
It's a strange concept to me, I dunno if I'm way too old at this point or what but if I tried that today I would be literally unable to get out of bed tomorrow.
As in if I tried 3 big compounds that I generally do (PPL), at the intensity I do them, not only would I take like 9 hours to work out but also I would be almost literally dying from general exhaustion and muscle pain.
> prime time
Good luck, you're gonna need it. At least it's not prime time after New Years 💀🥀

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 >>/19274/
> 3 big compounds that I generally do (PPL), at the intensity I do them, not only would I take like 9 hours to work out
yeah you do way less volume and way less intensity per muscle group
I am just doing this to get over the initial hump of DOMS in as many muscle groups as I can so I can start doing PPL again
kinda hard to do PPL 6d/week right off the bat since you work out on monday and then by tuesday youre  still exhausted and on thursday youre still hurting  
boring class time

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> kinda hard to do PPL 6d/week right off the bat
It's been a while since I was completely out of the loop on working out but last time I just did the regular and waited however long I had to for my muscles to recover ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not saying you shouldn't do what you're doing since my way was probably dumb but yaknow.

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laughing with a mouth full of toothpaste at the idea of some elite-tier schizo keeping a perpetual samefag of 20k posts with themself, weaving different narratives and traits into each one
that would be very funny and then imagine that person getting upset at being called a schizo
mint

[original post donut steel]












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just got back from the gym and I was thinking to myself that I dont have much to complain about right now but then I got home and noticed that I forgot to take the meat out of the freezer and now I am basically starving FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE






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 >>/19290/
> the nekos are now posting all their blogs on EZ
Honestly easy is almost back to being cave, I don't even feel like catching up anymore.
It's funny too because half the schizos are supposedly on ends ttg still concerned about the poor cavemin.
 >>/19292/
I just went to sleep because I was tired.

Also that 3x multivitamin might've been a bad idea, I've had really shitty dreams since obviously I have those because I work and working sucks so I dream about work and it sucks and/or I have sleep paralysis lmao.

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> Honestly easy is almost back to being cave, I don't even feel like catching up anymore.
> It's funny too because half the schizos are supposedly on ends ttg 
yeah. long gone are the good ol' days of easy. oldheads remember
> Also that 3x multivitamin might've been a bad idea
3x multiplicative exponential vitamins might be too many vitamins for one person, but you can take it, cant you? You're a big guy
also my friend wonders how you can do a 1 arm + 1 finger pullup but cant deadhang

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> long gone are the good ol' days of easy
Yea it took so long… If only we gatekept, girlbossed and gaslit more…
> also my friend wonders how you can do a 1 arm + 1 finger pullup but cant deadhang
Well, it might be that my pullup bar is not fixed, but also I really dunno. 
I know I can do 1 finger ones quite consistently now, though I might be else too weak or doing something wrong because it seems I'm hurting myself.
Well the damage does not seem irreparable but I think I'll cool down with that whole thing or change my setup or something.
Also I definitely cannot do any other finger than the middle one, my index finger cannot hold enough weight to help for example. I can deadhang for a decent (never clocked it but definitely more than 5 seconds) time on 1 arm + middle finger but there's something about 1 arm that makes it pretty much impossible for me for now.



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 >>/19298/
I'm going to go to sleep for a few hours more most probably but I've got one coming up in like uhhh 5 hours so 4 hours of sleep left pretty much.
I'll probably try to sleep so more but I might not fall asleep, I have 0 idea honestly. I haven't slept that much so I'll fall asleep most probably.
 >>/19299/
Yea I'm going to sleep too, goodnite neko :D





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I've slept really well the past 2 nights, my secret? Not putting in headphones and listening to shit, just laying there, counting sheep and grinding my sleep out. It's as easy as that.
 >>/19304/
Oh I lost all the wait, all 40kg of my goal.



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 >>/19307/
yeah I suppose when you put it like that it really puts my life into perspective, all the years of agonized blogposting ive done, the obsessing over relatively minor shit in comparison, i suppose I do have a great life, a wonderful life even because i have never struggled with the frozen beef problem





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> call up because there's a mistake on my university registration page so I can't complete it
> oh I just need to transfer you to [this department]
> finally on the phone with them
> oh thats something that [department I was just transferred away from] handles
I hate my stupid neko wife
















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 >>/19328/
no you dont say that
if the window is slightly cracked and youre feeling cold, you'd say that theres a draught (pronounced draft) of air coming through the window, not that theres a draught (pronounced drought) of air








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> he still looks at 'sy
only decent poster there is feelings anon and he knows about neko, as much as I love him in both a non-gay and very gay way, he needs to choose to post here more... if only he was reading this post and started posting fulltime on neko...

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he thinks the UX is ass and, while I agree with him, it's not that bad. Just open the quick reply box and then you can just press the post numbers, write sumn dumb and then quick "New Reply"
maybe he is shy. it would be a shame, cus he was the only on from there that I would reply to more than once








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You post Acid but your european reach kinda ends there
Perhaps I am biased but to me I have definitely noticed more Maeve posts than other tokfus recently tangent: I get unreasonably annoyed when I see English natives say "Maybe I am bias but [...]" when 'bias' is clearly a NOUN


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 >>/19346/
Blame Funkington for giving me an archive of older maeve toks to post.
> your european reach kinda ends there
there are no good eurofus left, sad but true! I discovered this new latamfu that I like and I'm gonna start posting, some guy was posting her on 'Sy.

her name is yoshimi, she's got a black belt in karate









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Installing The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

Now that I have a good enough PC to run it at Max settings, I might get more than 5 hours in before remembering it is a boring ubisoft style slop game and only dumb idiots who are stupid would play it, especially in Brazilian.


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nekos be like: I find people who are pedantic about the names of naan bread and chai tea to be really annoying, yeah maybe naan literally means bread in india but here in the western world naan bread is specifically that type of bread, same for chai tea, it's a type of tea, the type of tea is chai tea, like how green tea is something seperate

im nekos







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fun fact: the name of geralt's horse, Roach, is actually a species of fish
if you play the game in other languages (like the polish original), the horse is named after other species of fish

















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> did they end up beating eachother up like every lesbian couple
why is it so fucking hard for those people to just be normal. it's like EVERY reply has to be pornographic or /pol/shit



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https://youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhf23SUoQ

Cats of Nekoville - Big Ass Fuckin’ Blog

I've got a big ass fuckin’ blog
Stretching ‘cross your screen
The posters on the board will tremble
From the words coming out of my keyboard
I got dope-ass fucking toks
A jpg of boni eating a ‘wich
I got a big ass fuckin' car
Because I'm fuckin' pawesome (Pawesome!)




I've got a big ass fuckin’ blog
Typing out on the ‘cord
Your conversation is over
Now you must talk about me and my blog
Active IP count has hit the floor
There’s no way in hell that I am a bore
Because my blog is big as shit
And my life is fuckin' sick




Also
My height is small and I do not work
I live with my mom and she hates my guts
I'm always angry and disrespectful
Which is why I can't find love
I've got insecurities and fears
So I'm taking them out on you and your eyes
My will to live is fading
So I scraped up some toks and I’m mega-blog-posting
Mega-blog-posting


I got a stupid big ass blog
It's got autistic girls in it
At the bottom, there's a signature that spells
N-E-K-O-4-L-Y-F
That spells "Neko For Life" 
Yeah, I thought of that by myself because
I'm a freaking genius
And I get tons of (You)s




Also
I do not get (You)s, I am a replycel
I post alone on ‘Sy at lunch
I have a collection of Reki Tokkies
In a USB next to my Gaming Rig
I've got insecurities and fears
So I'm taking them out on you and your eyes
My will to live is fading
So I scraped up some toks and I’m mega-blog-posting
Mega-blog-posting
(Here we go! Get it!)




I was bullied on 2chen
I had to hide to survive
Nobody thought I was cool
No one would give me a reply
I saved up all of my posts
To let everyone know
That I'm the coolest fucking cat in town


So now you understand why I write this blog
I'm all messed up, but it's not my fault
I should have scraped my tokkies from LATAM girls
But instead I got my Acids Archived
I've got insecurities and fears
So I'm taking them out on you and your eyes
My will to live is fading
So I scraped up some toks and I’m mega-blog-posting
Mega-blog-posting

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6VtUCoYmk

I've been posting a long time now. I've been posting for free
But nobody around this chan who give a damn about me
I've been slaving away all my life, megu mining for gems
And lately, I can't help but feeling like I'm going insane

Give a nekka a break, give a nekka a break
How much more could I take? Give a nekka a break
Give a nekka a break, give a nekka a break
How much more could I take? Give a nekka a break

I just subbed to my beautiful fu and I can't pay the bills
And I just wanna buy her a cos from, that's from DDLC
How the fuck can I not be moots yet? Almost thirty years old
How the fuck can I not be so hot when a nekka this cold?

Give a nekka a break, give a nekka a break
How much more could I take? Give a nekka a break
Give a nekka a break, give a nekka a break
How much more could I take? Give a nekka a break

I been down on new toks for some time
How the fuck you got yours when I ain't got mine
Can't you see that I'm not doing fine?

Give a nekka a break, give a nekka a break
How much more could I take? Give a nekka a break
Give a nekka a break, give a nekka a break
How much more could I take? Give a nekka a–a break


 >>/19388/
Funny that we were both writing parodies at the same time


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 >>/19388/
The best one you have written. Parody so good I wish I had written it and I was laughed through the entire thing
 >>/19390/
> suspect you saw
I didnt see it at all, I just had it recommended to me as I was panning through random songs looking for inspiration
can you link to the post where I last talked about it? I want to see if I had any rough ideas  that I will remember and go "damn why didnt I write about that" when I read the post







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 >>/19337/
Anon! You gave me a nickname <3
I guess this site doesn't really show metadata from toks so I guess something new would be appropriate
 >>/19338/
I still think its as, but the /ttg/ endchan thread had a script that re-enables media play on mouse hover
I am still confused by the quick reply box though, maybe y'all can answer. Were is the like send button on this box?
I've gotten it to work before but it seems like it just posts on its own after a certain amount of time?


Anyway I appreciate that one anon giving me a name, such a sweetheart
It did take me a while to see it though
Especially given that there is 3 boards these days to keep track of and back read.

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> Were is the like send button on this box?
> I've gotten it to work before but it seems like it just posts on its own after a certain amount of time?
its above the text field to the right. if you are uploading a tok, it sometimes does not post instantly but only when the tok is fully uploaded, so it can take a bit



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 >>/19400/
It's a strangely coded website, if you click the new reply, it actually kinda sorta just uses the top reply field (I think, didn't look exactly)
So for example, you attach a bunch of toks, click "New Reply" to reply and press "Top", or Home on your keyboard, you'll actually see the progress in the top of the site reply box (but not in the quick reply box for w/e reason)
I guess as long as it works.
 >>/19401/
> today I am gonna uhhhhhhh do nothing and play the witcher 3 all day :D
Damn, the hosting progress is going well I see :D
> 'sy
Only readable when you guys post basically, even then I just don't feel like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
> end /ttg/
Only readable if you want to laugh at the schizo ramblings of the unhinged.
Also
 >>/19388/
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good parodies, +2 to each one of you :D

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yeah that that other guy said, the quick reply is actually just an extension of the reply field on the top of the page, which displays your upload progress etc. A weird caveat is that when you press "New Reply", nothing else you do after the fact will matter until the post either uploads of errors out. Even if you have another 5 minutes to write another thousand characters, your post was snapshot once you pressed the button and nothing post that point is added to your post.
here is a list of all the fun things you can do with your posts
https://endchan.net/.static/posting.html
> madoka tok
madoka tok

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Doing those 40 reps of 40_ kilogram squats on monday has fucked my legs up. I was limping up the hill home due to DOMS and due to me being a general idiot and doing stupid shit yesterday for giggles and rolling my ankle
yes, that reads 40 kilograms. the bar + two 10s. it's so over... only 1/3 of my PB

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> nothing else you do after the fact will matter until the post either uploads of errors out.
Which also leads to another funny thing where you can quickly reload the page before the post finishes uploading (to cancel the reply) and the text will still be there in the field.
You'll have to reattach the files but it is sometimes useful.

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> nothing else you do after the fact will matter until the post either uploads of errors out.
Which also leads to another funny thing where you can quickly reload (or close) the page before the post finishes uploading (to cancel the reply) and the text will still be there in the field.
You'll have to reattach the files but it is sometimes useful.




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> not with weights
I can do it with 20kg for, well let's say 12x5 because that's what I did on my off day last time lmao, if you want some motivation/goal :^)
I really need some free waits honestly but I HATE THE GYM I HATE THE GYM I HATE THE GYM.
> thats not what I did to roll my ankle
I presumed so though you are big dumb so it wasn't out of the question.

What the flip, new funky post?

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honest witcher 3 review from a neko with 5 hours playtime (still level 3)

why give me a level 33 sidequest you benchod bastard game i went all through the spider cave only to discover the bastard is basically invincibale because the quest is stupidly high level

i also hate 'levelled gear', so geralt just doesnt know how to use this sword until i gain 3 more levels? FUCK YOU, design better items




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> I was level 3 out of the tutorial
You don't gain XP in the tutorial (the Kaer Morhen dream sequence) so you are LYING to me to make me FEEL BAD and MENTALLY ILL

I wont fall for it.
 >>/19412/
I've played games like it before, levelled gear is just always god ship, makes the player into a literal cuckold that can only be as powerful as the devs intended




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The legendary steel sword of 6 more damage than my current sword? Found in some random chest in the river? No.. I'm too weak to use it, I will hold onto it until a better swordsman than I comes along, that is the duty of the witcher, to polish a sword so a better man can use it. I freaking love being a swordcuck.





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Well, I do shower once per day pretty much right now since I go out almost every day to work but other than that not really.
I guess if I went to gym too maybe I would've showered twice, but when I'm working out at home and the weather being as it is now, as in it's decent enough I don't sweat as much.
Just stop going out is my answer :D





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 >>/19425/
Beyond over… Maybe one day you'll get your wfh dream realized and you'll stink(almost)neet in peace :D
 >>/19428/
Maybe craft a more appropriate armor for your level huh? Ever thought about that craftcuck?

Blogpost update: I have checked it out and I can finally well let's say "deadhang" with one hand, as in I can hang for like 2-3 seconds and then my hand starts opening (instead of immediately as in you'd not be offering any resistance in practice and can't do anything with that)









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 >>/19437/
yeah I don't care about valorant anymore, now I'm a witcher 3 head, just met Keira Metz, holy sexoooo majesto, and she walks around barefoot? hummunah hummunah hummunah.

> knows geralt is there
> immediately goes to take a bath so she's naked when he comes to talk to her
yep, geralt is literally me, women also want to fuck me and the peasants also spit on me, ugh, im cvrsed to wander the lands fucking beautiful women, killing monsters and losing at gwent












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went onto 'sy to do a lil troll, the thread was just spammed with textless toks, no replies. 23 posts before you got to the first post that had a reply, and it was dramafag shit.

this is the culture we left behind? mindless spamming of midlets, i-




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> gore or porn or something else unappealing
Gore is pretty bad, porn is meh, something else unappealing depends on what you mean.
In general it's for me a funny haha (not the neko that posted it) but it's definitely not on the same level as gore, maybe porn. It might be disgustang but I'm not wishing for an instant deletion.

Anyway, I just remembered the famous line from a neko parody:
"ONE MORE FUCKING REKI I'LL BE SICK"

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I mean it as in that the punchline rides on the level of "vile" the reveal will be. There's no inherent comedy in it beyond "haha look at what I made you watch" kind of thing
Like sending an innocent link to someone and then halfway through it turns to gay porn or something




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> the kay/kay distinction brings extra layers into play
Well yea, that's why it's funny to me but you know, if you wanted to be really reductive you could say it is a variation on that theme.
Let's say I'm not strongly opposed unless it's actually really bad.

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 >>/19459/
I'm not against it, I just see nothing to reply to it with if the entire joke rides upon whatever hiding underneath the spoiler is something undesirable, which I think the original context was — that there were no replies to the troll post


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That is a valid point.

Also I was going to write a blogpost but I got distracted, anyways:
Since I've started taking da multivitamin (gummies), it seems (maybe it's coincidence but I don't think so) that I really really dislike fat in my diet suddenly.
As in I have a visceral response to my regular food which, well it wasn't too bad I think but it wasn't definitely chicken breast+rice levels of dry.
That also pretty much never happened to me before so it's kinda strange, well not unless I was eating something way way too fatty.
Strange to say the least.

 >>/19461/
Buddy you are WAY behind the meta, an eric troll that is worthy of 8 (You)s is a schizo theory involving Kay, cavemin, snoo, sico, frenchy and some discord allegations on top. Also make it as retarded as possible.
Then you'll get your 8 (You)s


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It's funny, it might be tmi and nobody cares but I developed some kind of a defense mechanism whenever shit sucks and I completely disassociate with my life.
Basically I've been feeling kinda down and I was just letting the things run until they improve but I've thought about it today, as in I have actually asked myself "What is the reason that I feel like shit?" and my ultimate answer is basically that I've let myself mentally turn off again because I don't feel like pushing myself.
Well, the thought process was kinda more elaborate but I am basically wasting time idly day after day (except for workouts/work) because I want to wait till I get paid because I think that'll make my mood improve, but there's nothing stopping me from just you know… Not wasting my time and doing things and pushing myself in other ways too instead of being bored out of my mind.
Subscribe to more of my introspection blogposts where I talk about things such as "whenever you feel like shit maybe you should try doing something about it jackass" and "thinking about things helps"







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i was that disgustingly tryhard neko that would feint at different intervals and after different amount of attacks as berserker and try to mindgame you into blocking left just to end up tanking a heavy overhead
and my valkyrie wife... I miss her and my max level + cool prestige cosmetics or something like that on her

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> spoiler
I missed out on getting in on the game early
I bought it a few years back and maybe played for like 25 hours with some friends but I didn't want to play pubs because I imagined anyone left playing would be a hardcore sweat and trash me

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I want to get back into playing the game but having like 20+ new character releases means I would get shit on before I even knew what was dodgeable, what was blockable and the like
Plus, I quit the game when Ubi decided to kill it before walking back on the opinion like a year later






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well yes I don't think I need to add "in bongland" as a qualifier to all my statements, obviously anything about my opinion should consider my background and my economic status, at least thats my assumption when reading posts online... in bongland.










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Sorry anon I'm relatively new here
I am used to having the tiktok link button from sturdy or the handle showing like easy does
Here on neko to get the sauce I have to type in the video id into tiktok to get the user
I actually couldn't for this one and had to search my computer for a file with video id.
Luckily for me I am a dizzypan scraper
Shame about what happened to her.
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kindahard.golf 09/11

📝 22

6.⛳ 9
5.⛳ 1
4.⛳ 5
3.⛳ 1
2.⛳ 2
1.⛳ 2
0.🏌️ 2

https://kindahard.golf

if I didnt fail 4 and 6 due to being mere pixels over the edge and then slowly rolling off the platforms, I wouldve gotten like a 14

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seared some chicken and it was perfectly done
then I let the skillet sit on the stovetop (turned off) as I was doing the dishes and now my chicken is a bit dry due to overcooking as the stove top still had residual heat
so over

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How do you feel about someone hypothetically claiming to be an immortal level player but they merely peaked immortal and their real rank average on solo q was around ascendant?











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I will forever be mad that I didn't save a copy of catto's recorded song parodies.

THIS BOARD IS FOR POSTING PORN
HER AGE STARTS WITH FOUR
STOP COMPLAINING
AND START KAYING










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> I don't believe losers queue exists
> t. quite literally the person you get on your team when you ARE in losers queue
she is not good enough to ever be the good player on a shitty team, of course she doesnt believe in the concept.

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novabros, time to lock in and carry her to challenger for a second chance...
 >>/19520/
it's pretty funny cope considering how valorant has the same talking points about rank
> you are the only constant
etc

hell, league is easier to solo carry in, she's playing mid, if she was playing support its much harder to solo carry

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Did they fix the newline after the ">"?
Because if not, then no, it was not better…
Also you've got different layouts here, pick your poison, I bet you can find one that won't be so bad for you.
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IMO it is better than KFC and macca, like it's not actually something I would eat every day but if it was here I would partake from time to time so yea, try it out (when/if it comes close to your location)
When I think about it that's actually a glowing recommendation for a fast food because most of the time it is bad/really bad for you and I avoid it if I can, which I can, I haven't eaten big chain for years at this point.

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I just got IQ tested by a washer and dryer combo and I sadly have to admit that I lost. If only I had that one extra IQ point, that would've made all the difference
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> When I think about it that's actually a glowing recommendation for a fast food
True, normally all big chain fast food is just kinda ass and makes you feel regret afterwards. At least it does for me
> I havent eaten big cahin for years
I ate it like 2 weeks ago but I only bought 2 McDick Cheeseburgers cus they're somewhat cheap, filling (enough) and I just wanted something in my system so I wouldnt die from 3 beers
I only ever eat it if I really need to eat something and dont wanna spend actual money

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> IQ tested by a washer and dryer
> I lost
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
> fast food
Yea that's pretty much my approach too, I can eat like a pizza and not feel regret afterwards (if it wasn't really bad), but other than that I would have to pay like greater than 3x markup instead of the regular 2x for the big chain.
I ate a fair bit of taco bell on a visit to murrica (reasons, don't ask) and it was honestly so much better and cheaper than other options. 
If it's the same as there I would say it's like mid but palatable, if it's more expensive then ugh… Well you can always try it.

I just remembered what I'm gonna do (since due to unforeseen circumstances I cannot work out today) (also don't ask) so uhh back into the coding mines :D

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> if it's more expensive then ugh… Well you can always try it.
I remember Five Guys coming to Stockholm a year or so back and people being outraged online about them charging 10 euros for fries and like 18 euros for a milkshake
So who knows
> (reasons, dont ask)
> (since due to unforeseen circumstances I cannot work out today) (also dont ask)
this neko dropping the most delectable, intrigue-raising lore and then asks us not to ask about it nor does he elaborate
what the SPRUCE





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> Five Guys overcharging
Yea in that case I would spit on it, honestly not even worth the dirt off my shoes.
> (since due to unforeseen circumstances I cannot work out today) 
This second one is honestly very mundane. 
Let's say I just feel a bit sick in such a way that makes working out a bad idea and leave it at that.
If I elaborated it would be TMI
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> he went to the US to have Say Gex
That is definitely not the reason.
Now that I think about it, why does nekomin still keep the site up? Wouldn't releasing the domain be just you know, fine?
Does he not want us to get the domain or is the lease just so long? I dunno if any of you checked it out but I'm beginning to wonder.
 >>/19537/
Naurrrrrrr bonalds posterior will never live that down




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its funny now that I think about it: the nekos can be stereotyped down into just a few words each
> Bonald
the cool, apathetic guy
> Catto
the witty, mysterious gentleman
and then we have the rest that can be summed up as "pent up homosexual sexual frustration"

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I copy pasted it off of the domain lookup site
I didnt even look at it, I knew it was 2026 because I had looked at it before and then only registered '01-18' which isn't weird, assuming 2026 comes afterwards




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> and then we have the rest that can be summed up as "pent up homosexual sexual frustration"
I've had arguably more heterosexual sex than you so this is just slander (and you know it) (it is actionable because the statement is according to your knowledge false and is defamatory)
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WHAT THE FLIP? He's so rude… And to think I liked that guy once, in an absent father but I don't mind it kinda way…
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> It runs out 2026-01-18
Well then, by then I'm sure to learn enough meguca to host a site :D


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It's actually possible that I have had more. I am just that chadly, desu
> this is just slander (and you know it) (it is actionable because the statement is according to your knowledge false and is defamatory)
it's illegal even if it is TRUE in my country :D the requirements is that it is said with intent to paint the person in a negative light and cause societal contempt (kinda)
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> Anyway I don't have any new ones so you know.
iktf.... every since Lou left...

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> the requirements is that it is said with intent to paint the person in a negative light and cause societal contempt (kinda)
I was going to be surprised but honestly we don't have anything like the second amendment codified into our constitution and even if it is nobody cares so uhhh…
IM TAKING YOU TO COURT BUDDY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
> iktf.... every since Lou left...
Actually funky has been posting something at least and it's not bbno$ and I do feel like they're pretty decent toks so maybe we're (I'm) saur back?
The first tok I posted today is a new tok from funker.








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⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨
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THIS is how you play wordle. You use as many letters as you can to rule out as much as possible. The only misplay I did was using the R on my third attempt
> inb4 "look I got it first try" when neko looks at the solution underneath the spoiler and then gets it "first try"




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Is realtime also cooked for you guys? I see you pasting a message in and then as you type it in it gets deleted letter by letter (as opposed to you know, getting more letters)
Like it was bad because it was scrambling the posts together, so someone fixed it into a feature that doesn't work AT ALL lmao.



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> I see messages get started in realtime, and then I just hit refresh 20 seconds later and the post is done, but I haven't seen a post actually being written in months.
I dunno if you were looking but it basically looks like this for me:
Sometimes you guys paste in something (kinda hard golf, wordle, whatever)
You start typing, then the message gets removed letter by letter (from the end), basically it's like instead of adding a letter in the code they made a mistake and the line responsible for it is instead removing the last letter (by whatever means I can only guess)
You can see it if for example you grab a bunch of text to quote it (because it also basically pastes it into the reply box) and then it gets removed as you type in the keys. You can also see it when someone just replies but only briefly because the >>postnumber is getting consumed that way too.








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> Should I backread anything there or on end or should I just not bother?
there's no point. I have been keeping loosely up to date and there have been genuinely 0 good posts
Even neko's posts on there are just him angryposting and arguing with people
> We should give them a rebranded name too since they're no longer cavies :D
They've arguably been smoked out of their cave and now roam the lands so, yeah, they need a new name. Any suggestions? Also, perhaps two names to distinguish between the endchan posters (cave loyalists) and easychan posters (sico loyalists) (they are the exact same people but larp as the other side when they go on the other site)



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I'm always the worst at those things but right now my best associations are maybe something with deep cavers (maybe an animal that lives in deep caves??) for enders and then the easy part and the sico part can be half-wittily combined into something gooner related (easy about a woman = hoe, sico had a nickname of goonsico, something in that vein but also it kinda seems wack to correlate both of those that way so it might be a bad idea)
STOP READING MY POSTS THEYRE A PRIVATE MATTER!!!!!!!
Well I still have the same bug, have you refreshed the page or something? Are you on magrathea? I'm on endchan.net

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I'm on endchan.net too, I opened the page when your post was halfway done and then it just slowly deletes itself, it's weird, what a strange bug, it was working a while back.

> nicknames
Molerats (Cave Loyalists)
Petes (Easy Posters)

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> something with deep cavers (maybe an animal that lives in deep caves??)
I looked at it a bit and apparently a troglobite (adj. troglobitic) is an animal species or a population of species strictly bound to underground habitats, such as caves
maybe we can call them troggs like in WoW
> and the easy part and the sico part
haven't had any ideas for them yet
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Moles and Petes are good ideas too. I actually really rolling the word "Petes" around in my head

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I could try and ask them again wtf is up but honestly if I'm gonna bother the endmin about a half-cooked feature that he probably doesn't even care about I dunno if it's worth his or my time.
Especially since we might not last this long here this time.
> what a strange bug
I'm like 90+% certain my quick analysis of the bug is more or less accurate but since I've never seen the code I cannot say for certain it isn't some wack intricate bullshit.

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Do you think the endermans work for the ender dragon, whats the lore behind that? whats the ender dragons goal? why the fuck does the game end when you go to this random dimension and kill a dragon that you shouldnt know exists and you dont really get anything for killing. before they added elytra there was like 10 years where there was no reason to go to the end












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he also called me out for "being schizo" and talked about your "meltdown for being called schizo" because he thought he was talking to you
he hates you and now never wants to come here. he even turned on his anonymized filenames to hide from you.　終わりだ
















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No, it isn't here, well it wasn't here but you brought it up so basically you are a herald of your own doom but you get my point.
 >>/19616/
It's more like 3 hours of sleep before my nightshift because I'd be very tired if not.
Well I'll still be tired but it'll help a bit and most of the time I also sleep less in the morning.





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There's a girl in my class that is also learning Japanese apparently so now I have even MORE reason to learn it
How can I keep getting away with this
she is using duolingo and those sentences are so stupid honestly. She is learning shit like 
>Is it big? 
<It is small.




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I can't bring myself to actually DO things. Things that I know would improve my life. Even when i get a burst of motivation to take on a task halfway through i find myself wondering what all the effort is for... I just don't see where my life is going, and right now i'm honestly not even enjoying it.

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I don't think there's just something I could say that would make you see life differently, you've just gotta feel like you're going somewhere I guess. Do you have any goals for the future? Do you like your job/classes/whatever you do?

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I have a good enough job. Where my desire lies is starting a family and having children. Which I know sounds saccharine, but whenever i think about what i really want that's where my mind goes. And it just doesn't seem like something I am going to accomplish, perhaps ever. I actually hate talking about it though because it's so pathetic to even complain about.

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> i am currently losing the battle of becoming a better person
> each day i become more useless and apathetic
welcome to the club
we used to have weekly movie nights in this club but then one of the board members became too useless and too apathetic so that kinda fizzled out 💔

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> I actually hate talking about it though because it's so pathetic to even complain about.
I feel the exact same way but I also fear that my lack of ability to act on it will be my undoing
I shouldn't and usually don't complain because I haven't ever tried to fix it but I know nothing will ever change. I'm considering downloading a dating app, and have for many years said that I would once X thing happens in my life (it has now happened) but I just can't get myself to actually act upon or nor feel anything but apathy towards doing so





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I don't think it's pathetic to complain about, it's a pretty normal thing to want, it just feels really hard to get into a relationship these days. I look at my parents and I just think, wow, really you just had to be in the pub at the right time and meet someone you vaguely got along with and that's 2 kids and 20 years of being together.

I don't understand how people my age get into relationships, I blog incessantly about girls I am attracted to, and then like clockwork they're dating other guys in 2-3 months. I hear about people in my social circle hanging out and meeting up and I just think, where's the fucking invites, how do people fall into these things, why am I the outsider?

IT IS HARD. Online dating doesn't work either, it's so fucked.
I won't say 'hang in there', just, uhhh. I don't know, if I had any advice I'd be following it myself, even being social and being around people irl 2-3 times a week, I'm not getting any closer to being in a relationship.
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we simply ran out of good movies to watch, Jakey Gyllenhaal also has zero good movies left (he's only made 2)




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I thought about it earlier today
Out of everyone I am friends with irl, only 2 people are not in stable, long term relationships and only one of those is not just a volcel
Feeling kinda out of place when everyone I am friends with and hang out with during normshit stuff or lectures all have partners as their phone background picture or what not, like I am getting to that age where this is the norm and not the exception
I still have my dog as my background pic and will probably do for many years to come, way past his death. I have already begun accepting my possible fate of living and dying alone on a farm with nothing but dogs as company


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 >>/19642/
the partner as the phone background thing especially makes me seethe. stop freaking rubbing it in our faces.

But also, if everyone is in a stable relationship, surely there has to just be some supply of single women out there, right? but they don't fucking exist. even cute girls I know irl are dating 4/10 uggo guys. it's like every single girl is spoken for, and the only ones I know that aren't are trans women or asexual (they mention they're asexual at least once a conversation)

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> some supply of single women out there, right?
allegedly there are, and from the toks I have seen, they feel ugly because men don't approach anymore
I'm still not gonna approach, but at least they allegedly exist
Just hoping I get lucky once more in my life and that it lasts desu



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i supposed the reason this is all coming to a head now is because of my most recent romantic failure. i start talking to this girl, we get along great, we flirt, she has called me handsome. I try to set a date and she says she isn't interested. I just don't understand the criteria and why i don't seem to fit it. anyway enough whining, this has all helped. thanks for listening my little nekos

this is my third try making this post if i accidentally triple posted i'm killing myself (in minecraft)



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 >>/19648/
time to reframe the narrative, you were talking to a girl (success), flirting (success), she called you handsome (mega success), you asked her on a date (huge success)

If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere, it's up to you new york new yorkkk

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 >>/19648/
incredibly rare cosplay
this anime is in my to-watch list. also
>  I try to set a date and she says she isn't interested
don't see it as a failure, see it as a success. you've gotten further than any neko has since the dawn of that site
> I just don't understand the criteria and why i don't seem to fit it
if I am allowed to relate this to something that holds no meaning to you but is very poignant to my life, there's something called the hungry judge effect where, summed up briefly, it has been shown that judges' verdicts are more lenient if the ruling comes after a scheduled meal break. This is to say, what made you ineligible for her could as well be up to her not having eaten breakfast the day you asked her out. It might be the simplest things that just lined up for her to not be feeling you that day and her saying no "locked" that decision in due to people not naturally liking change and walking back on decisions due to it hurting the ego to admit you chose "wrong"
neko  >>/19651/ said it better, earlier and in a much more terse manner

bolsonaro preso bolsonaro preso

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 >>/19652/
she LOVES Bolsonaro (she named her account after him)
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> her saying no "locked" that decision in
This isn't even true, I think I blogged about this once but a few years back my male roommate was downbad for one of my female roommates, Mr Male already had a girlfriend, nice girl, she visited every few months, anyway, Mr Male allegedly confronted Mrs Female roommate and confessed his attraction to her, she allegedly replied that she didn't find him attractive and his response was "please just give me a chance, I know you'll learn to like me".

They started dating. She was also an international student with limited finances and they happened to move to the same city to do a masters degree later and then about 3 months after they finished their masters I saw his instagram profile picture change back to the one he had with her, to just him on his own, sooo. The moral of the story is if you want a girlfriend find an eastern european girl who needs money and doesn't like you.

*allegedly = I heard it second hand, I wasn't in the room where it happened, Hamilton style.




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I honestly think that if I could ditch this fucking computer and get addicted to reading books and watching the stuff I want to watch, I would actually enjoy wasting time for at least the foreseeable 3 years. After then, perhaps I would feel the same despair for wanting to do other things that I do for wanting to read and watch shit now but I would cross that bridge when I get to it
I literally feel imprisoned in my lack of action. I am quite literally the modern day embodiment of Hamlet
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Perhaps she felt overstuffed and couldn't consider the thought of another thing filling her up... 👉👈 おまえはおちんちんが大きいですね



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 >>/19659/
Still can't believe you called THAT the best parody and not "Real Motherfucking Cats" thats the highlight of my parody writing on neko, though it was collaborative, the 2nd writer was a good friend, shame he died...





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same but I dont only feel sleepy (I have been awake since 8am tbf) but I feel kinda tispy. Maybe its just a symptom of being tired tho
Cant wait to wake up tomorrow at 8-9 am and do absolutely nothing I even consider a good WASTE of time until I finally get up and leave my flat at 5 pm


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Today was the last day that I open the Pete. Genuinely not a single interesting post to interact with, let alone read, for the past several days
Was... endurable while it lasted
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Ok I'll install it before I go to bed but I will be bad at it and I will rizz up our teammates instead of tryharding to get out of gold 3






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 >>/19670/
For me? Spending caturday getting upset at ranked valorant games instead of looking at schizos making theories on who killed that one guy who everyone already forgot about
before then it was perusing youtube videos I dont remember after the fact nor cared about during it
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hope to see you tomorrow, cutiepie


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 >>/19674/
yeah but there is no point to playing swifteds when all we would end up doing is getting into a lobby of 3 chicks in a discord call wanting us to act like court jesters for them or 3 south europeons who I would get mad at for not being 3 chicks in a discord call
at least in ranked there is the allure of peaking plat 3








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 >>/19682/
> this girl looks like she would DEVOUR a tor tilla
Fleur doesn't look too fat or she hides it pretty well so I really don't care.
Honestly it's better saved for when I post Kay(s visible stomach)
> never enough
How do you even have trouble with finding a woman with standards this low? You can basically call up a bpd demon…
Actually nvm, you want them to not be fat so I get it.

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oh, is that the fleur girl the petes always talked about? I had no idea. I just remember someone posting a video of hers saying that "Today, I am going to eat a tor tilla" and then eating it incredibly angrily. It was my favourite tok posted on that website
> How do you even have trouble with finding a woman with standards this low? 
Well, it's quite simpl-...
> Actually nvm, you want them to not be fat so I get it.
HAHAHAHA


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> oh, is that the fleur girl the petes always talked about?
Yea, her @, well was toast.demi or something like that but it was something with fleur before? I don't even remember.
I just post the cosplays of hers that I like (so recently sixo or whatever that yellow character is and obviously cheerno baaaaka)
> tortilla tok
Peak.
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> are you already back from your shift?
Nightshift and then I went to sleep so now I'm already awake.
It was pretty bad but honestly I kinda don't care about that work anymore, well maybe I care for the next 17 days and then I definitely will not care at all so it's like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You getting a new job soon or just caring until paycheck and then shutting brain off for another 30 days?
> the cosplays of hers that I like
hadn't even realised that she was the girl with the Little Nightmares cosplay until I just checked her profile, what the fuck???
> tortilla tok
> peak
peak. its just so fucking good. I love this tok


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> You getting a new job soon
Nah, they'll have to fire me because I don't have anything lined up, but one of the "managers", but since it's a retarded double structure he's not directly responsible for my employment, sharted and farted because of what looks to me that we just didn't understood ourselves over the phone and he had to come over to check out the situation.
Anyway I just want to survive the next 17 days mostly because then IIRC my coverage for the medical stuff kicks in so if anything happens I can just go to the doctor no problem :)
Anyway I can always find a job it's not like there's a giant lack of employment here. Even unskilled labor is sought out, it's just that it might not be as comfortable as in it might be physically demanding.
> hadn't even realised
Well it does cover over half of her face so I guess it's not that strange.













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Man i miss talking to AP, sadly that swedish piece of shi """"kicked me out"""" by acting passive-aggressive to me, for no reason at all he acted like a fucking retard against me. I'm here because because i wanna talk to him, he's the only good person here, and i've been itching to talk to him personally, but that swedish faggot does't like me so NOW he's gonna talk shit like he's some kinda grandma


Here, let me remind me you of this Simon, you DOUBLE faced piece of shit, watch this link i just  gave you 

https://www.euronews.com/2024/04/12/father-shot-in-front-of-son-another-line-has-been-crossed-says-pm

See this? one day, you're gonna defend Mr. Mohammad Because he just SHOT IN THE HEAD in front of his sons, and guess what? you shall defend this motherfucker, and i know whoever the admin of this place is gonna delete it, go fuck yourself dude, you kept TALKING shit about me for years, I've beem here, 3 of us, you, AP(bless him) and your faggot face(/fit/ obsessed retard) and ME and you fucking
But there are you now, with this fucking CATTO(GATTO) guy thats from some unknonwn country and you suck his dick like a fellow, fuck you dude.


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Real Simon here (poster above me is a liar with pants-on-fire), I know who he is, I've reported and gotten him banned 8 times already and he keeps following me everywhere.









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It is up to that CATTO(gatto) to gain the 4 neko souls to bring peace and restoration to the N E K O Holy bridge, because until THAT neko from the nordicks is here, there shall be no peace o algo, fuck you dude.

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wow chat is this true...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13298521/amp/Sweden-rocked-new-gangland-horror-father-39-fatally-shot-head-young-son-challenging-gang-youths.html
did A FATHER GET SHOT IN FRONT OF HIS CHILD AND NOW SOME BUMFUCK LAWYER HAD TO "DEFEND" HIM TO DECREASE HIS J-JAIL TIME??? YABBA DABBA DOOOO

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Now, imagine studying 5 years of law and then the first case you get is Mohammad al bibi who just trafficked 10 swedish children and probably raped a few of them too because of their backwards islamic laws.
> inb4 dood thats not gonna gunna  happenxddddd

I hope that you Bonald Boni Poster LOOK IN THE EYES at the victim's family, and tell them this, "erm, its my heckin job, #stoplawyerhate" because you're the kind of "hecking misandrist" who doesnt care towards a mother crying for her children suffering. Don't forget to also look straight into the victim's family eyes after the court case is over, just to pour the salt deeper into their wound, "hey, at least i got paid :))))" is what you're gonna tell yourself while Abibi and his immigrant friends proceed to plan another mass rape in your shitty nordick holy country









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ok im home from my long  trek in the rain and i need to take a quick shower becaus ein the shower nobdyu cal tell ur crying and i know this FUCKIER HAS A CAEMRA IN MYT HOUSE HOW DOES HE KNOW I AM EHRE WHWATY HUR FU CKIK
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my fucking king I kneel.
THESE are the kinds of posts this website lacks. I honestly dont know who the fuck you are but whatever I said, just forget it. I will suck your dick like a fellow too now if you want
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you'll have to give the entire site a reminder of who you are so I can be more passive-aggressive to you because otherwise I'll have to go down the list (all 53 entries) and write something tongue-in-cheek about all of you until you reply to one of them saying "HEY MAN FUCK YOU" or something and I bet you wouldn't like that

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HAAHAHAHAHAHA
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> I hope that you Bonald Boni Poster LOOK IN THE EYES at the victim's family, and tell them this, "erm, its my heckin job, #stoplawyerhate" because you're the kind of "hecking misandrist" who doesnt care towards a mother crying for her children suffering.
#stopLawyerHate #NotAllLawyers I dont think we should prosecute these guys because they might be doctors or Petes o algo
> Don't forget to also look straight into the victim's family eyes after the court case is over, just to pour the salt deeper into their wound, "hey, at least i got paid :))))"*
HAHAHAHAHAH so fucking true but genuinely, if I get some fucking mass murderer acquitted, maybe the pros should've been better at his job aye *dabs* #RipSturdy #IStandWithAdminny #Shemin4LYF
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Need I say more? Kaybros rise up
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👉👈 we can meet up in the Cat's Alley.... as fellows...













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Anyways i had a weird fucking dream, i woke up, scared, naked, in the swedish frejolrds and grassy plain, "this place is cold as fuck" i thought to myself, but then, my glassy, teary eyes caught something EXTRAVANT in the horizon, it was a man, pale skin, black beard and hair and 190lbs of muscle only the GREEK gods would envy.This man(His name Fernardo Bonaldo) walked up to me and was left ashook at my sight. "Why are you oh so naked and trembling oh little one?" he callled me "little one" this fucking sven guy, dude is like 5'9 same height as me. Anyways, i motion my head to transmit to him "yea, im fucking cold here", behold, he throws a furcape at me, i wear it and im warmth again.
"Thank you for your kindess! how could i repay you for this?"
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"Well, theres nothing you need to do, just try to not die out there ok?" he replies. And i say with my heart "A furcape wouldn't do enough in these frezzy plains, is there anywhere i can sleep safely?" i asked him. "I can let you sleep at my house gladly" he replies back, i am left cherised at this response, he proceeds to lead the way to his humble abode.

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We walk both to his gigasven apartment block. "this is like, an UNI room but it can keep 2 people no problem" he smiled slightly while saying that, "Good lord, his smile, theres nothing like it..." my heart beats strongly to the beat huh huh gigifififififi brebooopbrop.
A "Thank you" and a smile back is the only thing i could muster, "Good! then makes yourself comfortable, oh btw heres my phone number, y'know, in case of emergencies and all that fluff!" he writes his number on a piece of yellowed out paper and hands it me.


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"I don't have a phone" i replied to him. "Oh, there's a phone in this apartment, if you need anything, just use that one" After saying this he goes outside, probably for his studies or whatever hes busy with. While examining his uni room block, my eyes spotted a humble bed in the corner, its sheets were colored salmon-red and my mind was too fatiqued from today, i just..., threw myself into the great pillowy comfort of this bed and slept a good 4 hours!


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Just got home, at the bus stop there was a schizophrenic dude screaming at his boots shouting "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

we need more money for mental health support in this country, its sad to see, he looked like he could've had a bright future ahead of him, a doctor or a lawyer maybe if he got his life on track


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I slept all the 4 hours and what welcomed me was the sight of him, just closing the dorm door behind him. "just finished my studies, huhh how you holding up?""I'm holding up fine too!" i smile to him. "Welp dude, is there enough space for me too? ;)" he winks at me and the next second, he yeets himself into the bed, causing me to be pushed from the center all the way to the side. He looks at me dead in the eyes and says "Well? you slept enough for the day, no?" and i reply "Yes, you're right" i frantically get up and let him have the bed for himself. "I'm the guest in this strange land after all! when in Rome, do as the romans do" i proceed to lay down in the floor and sleep some more. But while my eyes drift off into sleep i noticed his eyes were too.

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list of people i am passive-aggressive towards:
funky poster
fleur poster
nemuru poster
arie poster
poles
tall people
people stronger than me
people more muscular than me
people that can do handstand pushups
people with jobs
people not being paid properly at their jobs
people that work shifts
people that have roman numerals in their usernames
people with less hair than me

yeah I think that is about as exhaustive of a list that I can come up with. if you think any entries are missing, feel free to reply and make me aware of them for future reference
if you find yourself on this list then I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE Y OU I HATE Y OU HI ATHE HYT YOU II HATE YOU FUCK OYU FUCK YOU FUCK YOPU FC UKL YO UFUCK OYU

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4

What's with these schizos trolling my board?
Why do they gotta post?
What did we ever do to this guy?
That made him so violent?

Woo-Hoo, but he lost his meds
Woo-Hoo, and bonbi got fat
Woo-Hoo, and he hates the swedes

Ooh-Wee-Ooh, and I love posting bonbi
Oh Oh and I'm talking to AP
I don't care if they kicked me out anyway
I don't care 'bout that


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Part 5
As Bonaldo shut his tired eyes, it only kept mine wide open. "He's kinda cute when hes sleeping too", there was nothing that this man lacked, he was gentle.
While studying  his physique with my half-asleep eyes, i've noticed something curious. "His body is well toned and strong" He must be a gym-goer or a sport player, "What sport do they even play in Sweden?" i ask myself, and while wondering on, i felt in deep sleep while admiring him.

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But, but and but... something caught my eyes, a bulge was erecting from under Bonaldo's sheets.
"I've never seen something this massive" i thought to myself. My half-asleep status converted into a full blown awake-and-alive status. And so, his virility attracted me to him.




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Silence please, it takes hecking NEKO-time to write on a small phone keyboard. Be glad i'm writin 21th century kino here
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Part 6

I peer into his bulge, his whole being, erected, stone hard, "This man hasn't wanked in a long time" i think silently. I get up slowly and carefully from the floor, i hover my hand to his massive covered cock. "A kiss on the lips wouldn't be so bad" i slowly vut steadily take off his sheets, and with them, his pants too, just slightly lowered under his testicles. "They're so nice and smooth, shaved too, i wonder who he shaved for..."



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 >>/19757/
Thank you
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My lips get close to his tip, gently caressing it, my tongue slowly massaging his 'crown' under the foreskin. I pull it slightly and admire what i haven't had in a long time, Homoerotic sex, "the purest love there is" i giggled. The Bonaldo's eyes are wide open as of now. "I'm fucked" i thought to myself over and over. Bonaldo jumps OUT from the bed, punches me in the  upper chin so fast i barely registered it. 
I wake up, and lo and behold, im outside his dorm room, front of his door. I get up in fear and knock on its wooden sheen. "Bonaldo i'm sorry!" i cry out loud in pain and discomfort. "Fuck off dude you're a fucking ugly creep" he mutters angrily. I try to utter a response to this but it is quickly by a stern command behind the door, "Get the fuck from this place or i'm calling the police, period"
I'm sorry i creeped you out, i'm sorr- "Dude, shut the fuck up, go away" he shouts out to the seven seas. I began to run, for there were people in this uni hallway that were looking at me curiously, so i ran away in embarassement.





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I look all around me and what was found around me, was nothing but embaressement, people looking, people talking. And i ran as fast as i could. I am sorry, i could'nt control myself, like a beast of the last i drink from the cup of my own vices and lust intents. I ran far, away from his university, where everyone who saw me has took a 'familiarity' to this looped face and fruity behavior.
And thats the end of it, here was my shitty dream.


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*points evilishingly at that neko* Now it is time to tell me this dream of YOURS! and compare our wildest imaginations together, or you could just ignore and leave me hanging, do whatever suits yourself.


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thumbnail of 7103943963706428678 lets all love lain #lain #lainiwakura #lainiwakuracosplay #laincosplay #serialexperimentslain #serialexperimentslaincosplay-264.mp4
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I dreamt about being in some underground ancient aztec-like hermit civilization where they worshipped these magnificent structures of stone cut into the cavern walls
also later in the dream, I saw two homeless somalis in a park having a machete duel. they were just flailing it around until one of them accidentally got slashed from armpit to hip and started bleeding out. by then, the two people I was walking through the park with wanted to go up to the "winning" somali to stop him but they were smart enough to try to grab the blade of the machete and started bleeding out from their hands. I tried calling the police but I had the infinite phone ringing glitch so I gave up. the last time I remember was being teleported to some indoor locale where we did nothing and then I woke up

so our dreams were nothing alike

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Thats a cool dream, filled up to the brim with discovery and exploration, and a buncha somalians betting their life on the line(action-packed type shi), much better than the pozzed bullshit i made up 😝
Have a nice morning neko














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go grocery shopping today or tomorrow after gym? keep in mind I have nothing at home and will have to go to class and then work out on an empty stomach BUT I wouldnt have to waste 10 minutes of my day walking to the store and back "unnecessarily"
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takes a village to raise a child


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also
> subtly ignore
theres a good chance that she didnt even realize you were "giving" her the cold shoulder and thus will never realize that you felt slighted
you foster the interactions you have with people and if you dont call them out on stuff they will continue to walk over you







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