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Part 2
"Well, theres nothing you need to do, just try to not die out there ok?" he replies. And i say with my heart "A furcape wouldn't do enough in these frezzy plains, is there anywhere i can sleep safely?" i asked him. "I can let you sleep at my house gladly" he replies back, i am left cherised at this response, he proceeds to lead the way to his humble abode.
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Part 3 
We walk both to his gigasven apartment block. "this is like, an UNI room but it can keep 2 people no problem" he smiled slightly while saying that, "Good lord, his smile, theres nothing like it..." my heart beats strongly to the beat huh huh gigifififififi brebooopbrop.
A "Thank you" and a smile back is the only thing i could muster, "Good! then makes yourself comfortable, oh btw heres my phone number, y'know, in case of emergencies and all that fluff!" he writes his number on a piece of yellowed out paper and hands it me.
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"I don't have a phone" i replied to him. "Oh, there's a phone in this apartment, if you need anything, just use that one" After saying this he goes outside, probably for his studies or whatever hes busy with. While examining his uni room block, my eyes spotted a humble bed in the corner, its sheets were colored salmon-red and my mind was too fatiqued from today, i just..., threw myself into the great pillowy comfort of this bed and slept a good 4 hours!
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Just got home, at the bus stop there was a schizophrenic dude screaming at his boots shouting "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

we need more money for mental health support in this country, its sad to see, he looked like he could've had a bright future ahead of him, a doctor or a lawyer maybe if he got his life on track
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I slept all the 4 hours and what welcomed me was the sight of him, just closing the dorm door behind him. "just finished my studies, huhh how you holding up?""I'm holding up fine too!" i smile to him. "Welp dude, is there enough space for me too? ;)" he winks at me and the next second, he yeets himself into the bed, causing me to be pushed from the center all the way to the side. He looks at me dead in the eyes and says "Well? you slept enough for the day, no?" and i reply "Yes, you're right" i frantically get up and let him have the bed for himself. "I'm the guest in this strange land after all! when in Rome, do as the romans do" i proceed to lay down in the floor and sleep some more. But while my eyes drift off into sleep i noticed his eyes were too.
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list of people i am passive-aggressive towards:
funky poster
fleur poster
nemuru poster
arie poster
poles
tall people
people stronger than me
people more muscular than me
people that can do handstand pushups
people with jobs
people not being paid properly at their jobs
people that work shifts
people that have roman numerals in their usernames
people with less hair than me

yeah I think that is about as exhaustive of a list that I can come up with. if you think any entries are missing, feel free to reply and make me aware of them for future reference
if you find yourself on this list then I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE Y OU I HATE Y OU HI ATHE HYT YOU II HATE YOU FUCK OYU FUCK YOU FUCK YOPU FC UKL YO UFUCK OYU
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4

What's with these schizos trolling my board?
Why do they gotta post?
What did we ever do to this guy?
That made him so violent?

Woo-Hoo, but he lost his meds
Woo-Hoo, and bonbi got fat
Woo-Hoo, and he hates the swedes

Ooh-Wee-Ooh, and I love posting bonbi
Oh Oh and I'm talking to AP
I don't care if they kicked me out anyway
I don't care 'bout that
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Part 5
As Bonaldo shut his tired eyes, it only kept mine wide open. "He's kinda cute when hes sleeping too", there was nothing that this man lacked, he was gentle.
While studying  his physique with my half-asleep eyes, i've noticed something curious. "His body is well toned and strong" He must be a gym-goer or a sport player, "What sport do they even play in Sweden?" i ask myself, and while wondering on, i felt in deep sleep while admiring him.
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Part 6
But, but and but... something caught my eyes, a bulge was erecting from under Bonaldo's sheets.
"I've never seen something this massive" i thought to myself. My half-asleep status converted into a full blown awake-and-alive status. And so, his virility attracted me to him.
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 >>/19754/
Silence please, it takes hecking NEKO-time to write on a small phone keyboard. Be glad i'm writin 21th century kino here
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Part 6

I peer into his bulge, his whole being, erected, stone hard, "This man hasn't wanked in a long time" i think silently. I get up slowly and carefully from the floor, i hover my hand to his massive covered cock. "A kiss on the lips wouldn't be so bad" i slowly vut steadily take off his sheets, and with them, his pants too, just slightly lowered under his testicles. "They're so nice and smooth, shaved too, i wonder who he shaved for..."
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Thank you
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Part 7 
My lips get close to his tip, gently caressing it, my tongue slowly massaging his 'crown' under the foreskin. I pull it slightly and admire what i haven't had in a long time, Homoerotic sex, "the purest love there is" i giggled. The Bonaldo's eyes are wide open as of now. "I'm fucked" i thought to myself over and over. Bonaldo jumps OUT from the bed, punches me in the  upper chin so fast i barely registered it. 
I wake up, and lo and behold, im outside his dorm room, front of his door. I get up in fear and knock on its wooden sheen. "Bonaldo i'm sorry!" i cry out loud in pain and discomfort. "Fuck off dude you're a fucking ugly creep" he mutters angrily. I try to utter a response to this but it is quickly by a stern command behind the door, "Get the fuck from this place or i'm calling the police, period"
I'm sorry i creeped you out, i'm sorr- "Dude, shut the fuck up, go away" he shouts out to the seven seas. I began to run, for there were people in this uni hallway that were looking at me curiously, so i ran away in embarassement.
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I look all around me and what was found around me, was nothing but embaressement, people looking, people talking. And i ran as fast as i could. I am sorry, i could'nt control myself, like a beast of the last i drink from the cup of my own vices and lust intents. I ran far, away from his university, where everyone who saw me has took a 'familiarity' to this looped face and fruity behavior.
And thats the end of it, here was my shitty dream.
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*points evilishingly at that neko* Now it is time to tell me this dream of YOURS! and compare our wildest imaginations together, or you could just ignore and leave me hanging, do whatever suits yourself.
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I dreamt about being in some underground ancient aztec-like hermit civilization where they worshipped these magnificent structures of stone cut into the cavern walls
also later in the dream, I saw two homeless somalis in a park having a machete duel. they were just flailing it around until one of them accidentally got slashed from armpit to hip and started bleeding out. by then, the two people I was walking through the park with wanted to go up to the "winning" somali to stop him but they were smart enough to try to grab the blade of the machete and started bleeding out from their hands. I tried calling the police but I had the infinite phone ringing glitch so I gave up. the last time I remember was being teleported to some indoor locale where we did nothing and then I woke up

so our dreams were nothing alike
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Thats a cool dream, filled up to the brim with discovery and exploration, and a buncha somalians betting their life on the line(action-packed type shi), much better than the pozzed bullshit i made up 😝
Have a nice morning neko
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go grocery shopping today or tomorrow after gym? keep in mind I have nothing at home and will have to go to class and then work out on an empty stomach BUT I wouldnt have to waste 10 minutes of my day walking to the store and back "unnecessarily"
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takes a village to raise a child
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also
> subtly ignore
theres a good chance that she didnt even realize you were "giving" her the cold shoulder and thus will never realize that you felt slighted
you foster the interactions you have with people and if you dont call them out on stuff they will continue to walk over you


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