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the gameplay was actually so fucking boring and the crosshair for the gun was NOT in the center of the screen, it was actually like 10% of the way down which was kinda nauseating









ugh, movie neko forgot to announce the movie, time and channel he'd be streaming on again, if only he was smarter, cooler and more chadly and remembered to do that kinda stuff.



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this isn't even a parody, this is just how fat hater neko thinks unionically

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9RE-EU8KZI
> 
No age just ain't a gauge
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic
The winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler

She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip
But not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up

Just independent like NOFX
Smart like Janeane Garofalo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, G

You know what I really want in a girl? Me




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Most heartbreaking feeling: spending 35 minutes on a parody to realize by the last paragraph that you have come up with an even funnier idea and having to redo everything from scratch
I dont even think the first version is that funny anymore. One single sentence gave me such a mcuh better idea that this entire song, I am  legit on the last verse, is now moot.



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 >>/20812/
No bud, the joke is that I have never made a song parody so I don't know how that feels DUMPASS… I don't think I did too, at least I don't remember any.
Anyway I've done legs today so I will be dying (nao falsa) (I will wipe my toks so YOU don't get them 🖕🖕🖕🖕)


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 >>/20814/
Tbf I should probably set up a deadman's switch that would do that because honestly while there's nothing illegal on my drives I don't feel like anyone should be able to muck about in my data since some of it is just private.
I could send you my Kay archive in my will :D You'd probably want that :D


ngl I am close to not drinking another piece of liquid for the rest of my life because washing glasses is a fucking annoyance and a half im ngl
 >>/20816/
I listened until 1 min 30s trying to find a place to fit your lyrics into the rhythm of the song and gave up



















































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 >>/20845/
yeah true 
thank you mr bonald posterior streamer for parting us with such profound wisdom
 >>/20852/
 >>/20851/
if I put on a good movie, everyneko will be too busy watching the screen instead of laughing at my jokes in chat but you guys are not ready for that conversation (︶^︶)

in other news: windows 10 is no longer supported as of mid october so I guess me transitioning to linux will happen way earlier than I thought

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 >>/20868/
> windows 10 is no longer supported as of mid october
Get ltsc (long term support channel), well that is if you got the pirated one so you could get like 2 additional years of security. 
But yea I'm already on loonix because I hate dem microsoft upadtes

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 >>/20869/
meh I was going to go linux sooner or later anyways so this just gives me more reason to
I was initially going to wait until I get a new pc to turn that one into a linux box to get a hang of how linux "works" from the start and then eventually turn this one into like a server or something but I dont think Ill get a new pc for at least 5 years
So I will just take a week or so to go through all my files, keep what I want to keep and then wipe the rest before changing OS













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 >>/20881/
> I know a guy who is heavy into linux irl so I might call him up for some advice too
Honestly a good idea since he might be willing to help you troubleshoot whatever might come up early. 
I mean I would try too but I'm not exactly the biggest linuxhead around
 >>/20882/
> We Kaybros are heiling on the 'chen
Yeah? I'm gonna make my own 'chen with KayTV and Heil'oKitty theme.









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 >>/20891/
16 hour shift today?
actually stupid question since you posted at 6 am and youre still supposedly at your job so it has to be one of those
you should bring a grip trainer with you to work so you can do reps on that while sitting and waiting around
would probably make your forearms hella strong




 >>/20895/
I read your first sentence only and began to write a joke reply to  >>/20894/ where I would just copy paste your post but add the word "dick" infront of the word pump
Then as I had finished typing the first sentence, I started reading the next one and found out you were one step ahead of me. Sly devil 😈



Asked my Japanese friend for some movie recs
He recommended Kimi no Na wa
Dang I didnt know Chazrick was ontop of the Japanese game from the start. Respect to that old geezer he knows what's hot














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 >>/20910/
> to know that you're public transport cucking and have been for years
yeah that car ended up having an electrical short when I went to swap some brake lights and the mechanics quoted €7000 for the fix because they said it was some fuel pump hose + other bullshit (I did not believe it but didnt wanna pay to find out because the car was as old as I was)
My dad ended up calling his mechanic friend and said he could have the (potential wreck) car for parts if he paid the diagnostic fee to release it from the shop and then he took it, changed the battery and it worked again
Oh well. My parents wanted to give me one of the cars they had a few months ago but I said no because I don't want to pay for that shizz
 >>/20911/
No more kino toks. EVER. I love making toks but I will never ever ever ever never make good ones again


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I think driving is fun tho. Very relaxing. I used to pick my friend up and go driving around whateverwhichway we felt like to go to cafés and shit. One of the best and only compliments I ever got was from my friend that said she felt that I was a safe driver and that she could relax while I was driving, as opposed to being semi-nervous like with everybody else. 
Ok I've made too many posts in a row now











> university gym has no shower facilities
pretty freaking stupid if you ask me, so I can't work out b4 class and if I do it after I'd have to get on the bus for an hour to get home?

nah









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> Bonbi cosplays South Park
I sleep
> Boni cosplays South Park
Imma b right there
Get it? b right there cus there's an extra b that is missing in Boni's name compared to Bonbi? Haha, and it's like, Imma bee right there. Let the haters run they mouth

































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 >>/20964/
> he will take his anger out on us any time now
None of you are women so there's no joy in beating y'all. Sorry.
Also my creatine order is coming tomorrow, prepare to get mogged and bogged (it'll probably change nothing)
 >>/20966/
> Let's see if next week's keeps it up
Not to be all doom and gloom but first kilos are water wait most of the time, as in fat is really hard to burn (in my experience my organism will do anything before burning fat, including but not limited to trying to put me to sleep too)


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I have said this years ago on the 'chen but I have never met a skinny person that drinks diet sodas. Either diet sodas make people fat or only fat people decide to drink soda because they think doing so will actually do something.









https://www.tiktok.com/share/video/7542003990859418894
RARE VIDEO ROULETTE NEKO GIMMICK CERTIFIED CLICK NOW TO FIND OUT WHAT THE TOK IS ABOUT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED OR REPLY-BACK GUARANTEED

 >>/20977/
I CAN TASTE THE SODA YOU FriCKING IDIOT I CAN'T DISCERN A SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DIET AND NON-DIET SODA.

even having two cans and tasting them back to back, yeah they taste a little difference but not to the point where I prefer one over the other, so I just drink diet.
 >>/20979/
i was surprised and hate it, FriCK YOU

 >>/20978/
Well, Neko, the story of Doakes in Dexter was that he was suspicious of Dexter from the beginning, but he simply didn’t know what exactly was wrong with him. His path in the story goes from just mildly suspicious to an overblown obsession. The “you just know but can’t prove it” was just a meme, since he actually didn’t know and couldn’t prove it either

do i need to add more text?








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 >>/20984/
> I just can’t put my finger on it
You cannot put your finger on what? What have you been suspicious of neko of from the beginning, but you simply do not know exactly what exactly is wrong?

This post is awared the @@Posted it for the 67th time award@@ ''Hooray!!

edit: wtf thanks for the award, kind neko**




 >>/20990/
you don't know 500 cigarettes? well neko 500 Cigarettes, also known as Five Hundred Cigarettes, refers to a scene from the science fiction show The Orville, where 2 gays nekos after tasting fags for the first time ask the computer to 3d printed five hundreds cigarettes





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 >>/20997/
I didn't learn the difference until like 2021 back on .moe when a guy replied to me correcting me which I thought was a bit obnoxious but when I asked him the difference, he revealed that it was way easier to understand than I had thought
That guy is my hero





 >>/21001/
My mouse has wireless capabilities and since about 2 months after buying it, it has been wired the entire time.
I personally would much rather deal with the annoying but solveable issue of a mouse cord being in the way than to have to charge my mouse in the middle of a game or have to worry about when I will have to go charge it





 >>/21007/
Whenever I wanted to do that, it would just be in the context of watching youtube videos / series from bed and then I'd just sit up, click once or twice and then lay back down
> just get one with batteries
I care more about the mouse having a nice hand-profile so that'd have to come first and by then, I'm already limited to maybe 2-3 mice that I can accept and none of them have the option for batteries. Plus, having batteries still means you have to monitor the energy levels or risk it dying on you when you dont want it to



 >>/21009/
I am very neurotic so even knowing that it might reach that red light any time soon would make me constantly think about it. It's like having to go to the dentist in 4 hours but not being able to do something until then because you are just stuck in an endless loop of waiting




















remember when tenshi was like "evan is one of my bestfriends" and then they dated for 6 months, she broke up with him, spent a full month making content about being depressed over the breakup, and he was never seen in her chat again?

guess they really were good friends








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 >>/21035/
*Ten (kto znatiesky)
But also I have no idea what's written there, I can only understand one word really, cringe.
Okay, I've transliterated it quickly for those who want to snow ☃ хлопай если твои друзья и не только сказали что косплей на лошадку это криндж , но тебе все равно 
> Name field
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's over for this guy.
 >>/21037/
(Yes)

Also morning (if it were good I'd already be fishing)













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 >>/21051/
> YOU GAY
No you. You like boy cos, I love girly girls, we're not the same.
My package with da creatine is ready for pickup, I just need to get my ass out of my house and get it (I will probably get it after work (nightshift again)) so FEAR ME THE BLOATLORD

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 >>/21052/
> You like boy cos, I love girly girls, we're not the same.
You are right, we are not the same. I can embrace my love for women even when they look like boys and you are so afraid of your fierce, burning homosexuality taking control over you and making you lose all sense of reality before turning you into a GAY WEREWORLF if you even see a slight hint of boyness in a girl (because you LOVE BOYS AND MEN AND DICK.)
We are not the same.

> creatine 
welcome to the club. now we can be fatmaxxers together

















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> failed to attach a file because I'm using a new browser to check it out
Naurrrrrrr
Anyway the actual answer is me (myself) gotta get off my ass and host that AWS shitshow but I really don't wanna…
Especially since I'd have to learn a lot about cloudflare…


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 >>/21068/
At least here, even if you enter a contract with someone knowing they might not deliver, that other person is still obligated to fulfill their end of the contract or be eligible for whatever results of the breach of contract may be. That's cus you cannot enter a contract on a "yeah I might do it I might not" unless you enter it with special, explicitly mentioned  reservations 
Plus, the "I didnt specify which month" was the part I specifically meant would not hold in court because courts here, in the absense of information, go by the most reasonable assumption which would be that "the month" refers to the current month unless context would hint at something else. Since neko said it in the start of a month, they would very likely rule that "the month" refers to the current month, i.e. September

tldr; if he said he is going to do something, he has to do it and since it wasnt specified which month, the most reasonable assumption would hint towards it being the month in question that the message was written during

stuck at 71% so I had to refresh so if I double post, just read it twice BUSTER
stuck at 3% so I refreshed again so if I triple post, read it again, milord


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 >>/21072/
Yea but that's contract law which I know would most probably play out that way. I've told you it depends on the charges.
On the other hand if you charge him with intent to deceive (with I dunno, let's say something like emotional ruin as a parallel to financial ruin when someone scams you with false info on stocks) then the burden of proof would be higher and you'd have much much harder time.
Anyway I don't even know if you can charge someone under contract law for charitable work since no money exchanged hands so you're probably shit outta luck buddy.





 >>/21077/
I had some money in savings but I was expecting to get my student money 2 weeks ago but it was delayed. I was gonna look at server costs and things but then the student loans getting delayed for 2 weeks made me stress over that and now it's come in today and life is wonderful (I bought a box of 48 donuts to celebrate)


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 >>/21079/
For you it's pennies honestly. 
I dunno how much you've gotta spend upfront but I think like 50$ would cover everything like AWS hosting, cloudflare and buying a domain off of porkbun or whatever.
Though I guess if you're on a razor thin budget (like me rn) even 50 dollas is a lot.


 >>/21082/
no I dont think that has ever been said
only https certificate that I can remember being mentioned was those weird 301 redirecting casino websites that were delivering nekochen's website bypassing the SSL certificate (and https)
but I may be wrong

 >>/21082/
this didn't happen, the part about waiting for a https certificate specifically is a AI hallucination 
t. neko addict that remembers every post
 >>/21080/
> 401k
I would genuinely be surprised and astounded if Tenshi was investing even 10% of her income, which obviously she should be investing a lot of it, she lives with her parents and earns thousands every month and doesn't go outside, buddy should be buying a house in Q2 of 2026.
 >>/21081/
yeah it's not expensive at all, but I have a habit of just focusing on one thing and not skipping ahead. I wasn't gonna look at 'guca stuff until the student finances were sorted out, and so I haven't looked at it.


I'm not a professional, but cloud hosting is quite expensive, especially for small projects. It would make sense if we had around 50 users a day like Chen did, but for just 5 people, the only good side would be faster storage upgrades and site speed

If anyone is really considering this, maybe check other VPS services or try self-hosting

Just my dumb neko opinion

if anoyon is really looking at doing this maybe check other vps services or try to self host

just my neko dumb opnion i would definitely try if i had another pc that i could upgrade with space and knew how to protect the site from cyber attacks

 >>/21084/
> I would genuinely be surprised and astounded if Tenshi was investing even 10% of her income
Her org is sponsored by a bank, surely she is using the same financial literacy tips she had to read out on stream as an ad read


 >>/21086/
yeah vps + storage + domain is all you need to buy. all the other stuff like apache nginx and that stuff can be set up on the vps alter
I still think the biggest hurdle is figuring out how to mount and run the code. At least that was the most daunting part for me as a codelet. If I knew how to do that I wouldve made the site when I tried messing with that stuff last year



 >>/21087/
> claims she just wants to be loved and be a good girlfriend
> destroys nova's life
yeah naur she's two faced like the jooker from batman, she reads out the ad read and then buys 80 league skins stuck bronze 2 cannot cs cannot jungle doesnt know how to stack camps or pull creep waves never making it we are the tenshi hater alliance and we live at 113 Norfork Road




 >>/21095/
she was saying "im in my single queen era" last year, 2 weeks and 4 days later she announced she's got a new boyfriend. 

pretzels lie, they manipulate. they tempt you with hunger but bring you the suffering of thirst.
 >>/21094/
> £200
everytime you mention the number it goes up, curious, must be one of those lawyer tricks you learned at princeton college





Actual schizo post: He doesn't follow her on twitter anymore and he did in the past because he retweeted her when they were dating (the retweet is still up)

 >>/21097/
this is like the 5th tiktok she's posted about people commenting on her armpits, you could probably prove that her armpits become a lot more visible in content she posts in the last say 3 months compared to a year before that. but im not schizo enough to waste my time looking into the personal life or posting schedule or some bronze level league player




















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hey nekos just dropping in to say hi, im on a date with my looksmatch gf right now, she's only a 4/10 with makeup but i still think she's kinda cute, haha i just took this picture of her the glasses make her at least a 6/10

anyway we're gonna go watch a movie and then bone like an mp4, i'll show her the move i learned from kingdom come, thrust on repeat




 >>/21124/
its like you do a speed boost then relax a bit without losing much pace then do it again so your 30 something minute run feels way easier its not about taking it easy its more like baby steps like you said

if you can do your cardio there's no need for that its more for beginners (fat people(me))

 >>/21125/
yeah if I go running outdoors I might need to do that but today I didnt. Like I said, I probably couldve ran for an entire hour at my 9km/h / 6:49 min/km pace if my feet didnt start chafing against the sock and shoe
I have blisters on both my feet in identical spots now 😿

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Theres something wrong in my brain
I dont even fall in love with strangers anymore, I fall in love with specific sounds they make
Like, this one listening comprehension flashcard that I have is of some girl from some anime talking about the sea but the way she says a specific 'word' has me kicking my legs in the air giggling, twirling my hair and shit
You smell me?













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