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before the allegations come out

yes i asked her to cosplay as misaki nakahara and then degrade me calling me a worthless neet incel with nothing going on in my life before spitting on my and then breaking out in tears apologizing while trying to dry the spit out of my hair

im only human

















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 >>/21154/
Nice physique bro, though watching vtubers is cringe, get some better hobbies and you're all cool 💪😎
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Classic, apropos posting classics:
< look fast

Also I've taken creatine yesterday before sleep and I've got up today and my water wait reduced, as in my total wait went from like 84.4kg to 83.8kg… It's over…

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 >>/21156/
Can you un-(You) me, I posted the SD version by mistake and my browser reset my cookies so I can't delete the post and have to wait for the janeko to fix it for me and it would look REALLY embarrassing if there was a (You) to a voided post, think about it...




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 >>/21159/
84.4kg-2kg+0.5kg!=83.8kg
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 >>/21161/
had to manually download the latest bonitoks from the original downloader page on tikwm
I am fine with posting fake hd but I am NOT okay with posting low res
actually nvm apparently most of my recent toks have been low res
I dont care in that case, havent noticed anything until now


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 >>/21163/
> I am NOT okay with posting low res
Yea I dunno how it works exactly but it's been wack.
I could package the toks for you bud if you feel like doing the work since I don't rename them and I know you like to have description in the name.
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Oh right I totally forgot you still convert, I stopped doing that since nobody complained about not being able to play hevc and it saves me space. I deleted most of my conversions too except for maybe like funky and a few other toks I forgot about.

< LOOK AT THE BACKGROUND FAST

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 >>/21165/
> Soul Eater poster
another animu I plan on watching sometime in the next 60 years
> forgot you convert
It's a habit but I might as well delete all the 264s now that Firefox allegedly can run 265 natively
But my little python script still cannot grab the Original HD version of toks from tikwm so it doesnt really matter what I post tbh

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> Soul Eater poster
No buddy… The drapes have the 'chen bowtie on them…
You stewpid…
> now that Firefox allegedly can run 265 natively
I dunno if anyone else has anything to say about it but if they do they should speak up since I'm willing to even convert on the fly now.
My firefox is good and I can easily play hevc now (on my LINUX MACHINE)


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Listening to an artist whilst knowing that they killed themselves at an early age somehow makes all of their music make me slightly suicidal. It's like me thinking their music sounds beautiful makes their suicidality leech into my heart.

Also, I'm on Zoom with a classmate and he has a fucking SWORD! ! ! WHAT THE FUCK!



















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Fraudheighting blogpost
> measuring after I woke up, 3cm higher than the ID I made 10 years ago
> measuring with shoes on, 6cm higher
> measuring at the government office, only 1cm
NOOOOO I'M GONNA BE A MANLET FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS





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 >>/21192/
I was lied to by the internet
What did you think it was? I don't think I have ever seen someone mention that it wasn't anything but that

Also it's quite a nice game. I remember playing it back when that one side-meguca existed during .moe's time and posting a bit about it there

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They actually measure you? For us the height is self-reported but they've stopped including it on the newer models.
I remember getting actually measured for the army service thing but they didn't include the measurement so I guess you guys will have to deal with me saying that I'm 6'2 forever now.
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THE FACTORY IN STREAMER NEKO'S GAME DOESN'T WORK
THE FACTORY IN STREAMER NEKO'S GAME DOESN'T WORK
THE FACTORY IN STREAMER NEKO'S GAME DOESN'T WORK
THE FACTORY IN STREAMER NEKO'S GAME DOESN'T WORK
THE FACTORY IN STREAMER NEKO'S GAME DOESN'T WORK
THE FACTORY IN STREAMER NEKO'S GAME DOESN'T WORK

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BonaldsPosterior, it seems that if you live in EU (european economic zone to be precise) they will actually give you free extended security updates on windows 10 for another year.
The funniest part? US consumers don't get that lmao.







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 >>/21212/
I don't find them entertaining, well the excerpts like this one is fun but in general.
I do rarely watch streams anymore either way and I was always more picky about the stuff I watch though.
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Now THATS cringe 😸

> morning wait 84.2kg
This creatine stuff don't work, I was supposed to gain AT LEAST 5kg of water wait so I can look HYUGE, explainers?












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I had this weird dream that we had made a new site called neverchan and then a group of other people had made like a "shadow-chan" of ours called evereverchan that was like this secret underground society that you had to find to get yourself onto it. it was all kinds of weird because they would meet up in this city I had moved to in the dream and visit apartment complexes similar to mine but they all had weird cryptic doors that lead to multiple places







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I didn't say if I could tbf, I have 0 idea if I would have any success since I haven't been in the "dating market" for a while already.
I would have to hit a job that's got a lot of female staff and decent turnover but I ain't doing that for a chance at pussy.
What I'm getting at is that you can't for sure know that we're so different bud.



























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 >>/21259/
No response to me talkng about the alyuns, hmm? Peculiar... Almost like you are in kahoots with them you blueskinned FREAK. I know you and your antenna-donning kind are spying on me. I am IMMUNE TO YOUR ZAP BLASTS. I have shot myself with low voltage electrostatic waves for MONTHS and I am no longer susceptible to your phasers, you fucking exos.


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 >>/21261/
You think you can fool me you fucking strigmer? All of you fucking MORPHOIDS NEED TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLANET NOW! 

You all loooooove to pretend to be hyuumans so much but here's something from the gaseous SHITHOLE that I will be sending you back to with your extremeties tucked between your legs:

✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☹︎✋︎☜︎☠︎ ☞︎☼︎☜︎✌︎😐︎📬︎ ☝︎☜︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ ⚐︎☞︎☞︎ ⚐︎☞︎ 💣︎✡︎ ❄︎☜︎☹︎☹︎🕆︎💧︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎


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It hasnt rained in a while. Perhaps never again, for all I know. Save the video now, because it will be a great collector's item in the future when you can prove you witnessed the last rain upon this barren earth. The fucking alyuns have zapped all the clouds and taken them back to their own ecosystem to use as cotton candy I HATE THEM


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Ok, I have two potential movies for this caturday, assuming we don't pick another day because workneko is working that day.

One was made 1985 and one was made 1993. 

Which one's next? You decide! Epic catmovies of history!!!!!!!!!!!


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> Which one's next? You decide! Epic catmovies of history!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Chan VERUS...
ENNIS DEL MAR
BEGIN

*rap beat starts playing*
They call me Ennis
I like men's Penis
My asshole needs your Fist
If you're Jack Fucking Twist
You're a loser Fat Chan
Weighing thrice a Man
Looking like a lard covered RAD
Your Rhymes are Sad
Mind if I shed a Tear?
'Cuz you know I ain't Queer


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> +2
Donuts to the order
Chan's love for food knows no border
Bullets bounce off me like rubber
Rolling hong kong with my layers of blubber
Debt collecting, booty shaking,
When I walk down the stairs the building starts quaking,
I can't find a picture of me,
so here's some shit I drew for free

EPIC NEKO MOVIE BATTLES OF HISTORY
WHO WON?? WHO'S NEXT. YOUUUUUUUUUU DECIDE


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 >>/21271/
I already gave my +2. I will NOT be scammed into giving you another dose just because you delayed the release of the 2nd part into a DLC. You are NOT Blizzard Entertainment™, only they can get away with scamming me like this. YOU STRIGMER I KNOW ITS YOU

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theres a ginger uma musume for you bro she is calling your name you just gotta learn how to spell hers















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Like an hour ago, maybe even less, I did my time in the sleeping mines otherwise I wouldn't be able to function.
Also since we're on that topic, what time is the movie scheduled? 8PM? Because I gotta move my schedule around that obviously if I wanna be able to work tomorrow.






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ok since nobody (zero (zilch (keine Mennschen))) replied and picked one of  the two options yesterday, I will just decide that we are watching the possibly less comprehensible one
movie movie movie Sonatine (1993) at 8 pm neko time TODAY















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Boni is gonna colour her hair again. What is that, the 19th time in two years? One of these days I might make one of those graphs that bands have to display the timeline of band members but for her hair colour



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The whole moving around stuff might've been for naught, I'm feeling sick and tbf I should probably stay in bed instead of getting up even though it feels sucky to not be there, sorry nekos...
I hope I'll be able to go work tomorrow because ugh... I don't even wanna think about the drama it would create if I was bedridden.



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Oo, I thought it was about someneko moving houses o algo
Sleep well and eat something before you go sleep so that your body has something to do during the night to not let the illness roam free (pseudoscience)

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Yea I might've been unclear, but I'm VERY SICK (not really yet) so I've got an excuse. 
> eat something
I really don't feel hungry, on the other hand getting a few cloves of garlic into me could be beneficial... We'll see if I can stomach it later









































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I hope this is a funny joké

On the other news, I feel kinda awful, but I think the worst is past me. 
No more fever or if I have any I don't feel it as much as before and the only bad part left is that I feel you know, weakened in general. Hopefully it won't come back and we're (I am) in the clear.









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I'll probably feel kinda under the weather for a few days but it's fine, at least it's not getting worse.
Yesterday I was mourning being sick, today I'm mourning the lost gains because I'm not working out today (or tomorrow probably, depending on how well I'll be feeling)
Getting sick is the KILLER of gainz.
Also in case you're already planning next saturday I've got a nightshift there and friday too.

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> Getting sick is the KILLER of gainz.
I am healthy as a bug in a rug and I am not working out so being sick actually plays no role in getting gainz or not 😼
> Also in case you're already planning next saturday I've got a nightshift there and friday too.
Ruh roh





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somehow I doubt if our neko, despite being a god gamer, were to go live almost every day and talk into the mic that he'd see Tenshi's level of success in the same timeframe she did, if ever.

there must be some, unexplainable difference between tenshi and a neko. can claude, our top scientist, discern the difference of why one would get hundreds of active viewers and thousands of dollars income a month, and the other 2 viewers and (remove the space)



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> somehow I doubt if our neko, despite being a god gamer, were to go live almost every day and talk into the mic that he'd see Tenshi's level of success in the same timeframe she did, if ever.
He would, but I forgot to mention the added caveat that she continuously and repeatedly completes games on stream. Sure, these games are individualized league matches, but that is the key to success. Noneko has ever completed a game on stream. Cogito, ergo sum.











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Something like condictio indebiti I wouldnt be able to translate but I could tell you that it means something along the lines of possession of money you arent supposed have should be returned
We have lots of these mumbo jumbo things that are referenced all the time, some of them more easily understandable just by the name, like ex officio and some less so, like ne bis in idem

I have got to go shower and sleep now so see you in five billion hours





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I edited a wikipedia page today. First time ever doing this. I will not be doing it more because it was kinda ass with all the menus and formatting and stupid shit like that

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Cook food, do some japanese and then work out. I will tie my shoes properly this time and hopefully be able to run the full 40 minutes instead of just 30. Aiming for 6 km in those 40
and then some OHP afterwards to reward myelf

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Why'd you edit wiki? Even if it was blatantly false I wouldn't bother because of the way they've made the process extremely annoying on purpose.
> he can work out while I can't
FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
> sd boni
Beyond over…

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> Why'd you edit wiki?
I was looking up some legal thing and saw that it was referring to an old law so I updated it
< sd boni
> Beyond over...
I do NOT know how to update my scrooper so that it gets toks from the original downloader so I cannot fix this. You will have to live with it.
I have theorized a way how to do it but Im not sure if curl can input the tok id into the input field and then "find" the Download button on the page if you make a request to it. If it has that capability, I dont think the fix would be too difficult

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> Trying to update my scrooper
> Turns out I have to take a 3 hour detour to learn how to program again, use a bunch of dependencies and update my vscode
I will do it but I will do it begrudgingly

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> he contributed to wokeypedia
Yea buddy we can't be friends anymore, now we're mortal enemies. Nothing changed
> tikwm
I was too lazy to write my own implementation (and also other things (chiefly amongus them was that my code was tiresome to maintain)) so I just started using the cave one.
Check out the "get_source_encode" in utils.py.txt (endchan decided that .py is VĨRÜS), it's basically all you need.


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You don't use python code?
If you do it's basically a copy-paste (except you gotta else delete the logger lines or replace them with prints), if you don't (as in you're using something harder to understand) then I would be amazed you don't understand the code, since it's basically, a post to the submit_url with video_id (you know, this: 7557058101258620191), then you get the response with some kind of task_id and you get the url to the actual video through appending that to the result_url (actually it might be another response which would give you the direct url to video in "play_url", I didn't check).
Pretty much everything else is optional, headers probably too though I guess it's not a bad thing to use them.


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Call it like so:
result = get_source_encode("7557058101258620191")
Should return you a dict with
{"play_url": "https://directlinktovideo.mp4", "size":"somesizeinbytes"}
then curl the play_url (so result["play_url"])
if it returns None then it failed so you should check if the result is None first.
Pretty sure that's all.
You can literally drop it into the folder you have your script in (rename it to utils.py), do 
from utils import get_source_encode
as an import on top and it should be available.

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Im getting some cancer error all of a sudden in every project file I have
> reportMissingImports: Import "thinghere" could not be resolved
doesnt matter if its utils (in the same folder), or if its selenium or some other import that I was using in another project
its over


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Ugh, it does have a bunch of imports and I dunno if all of them are standard so it's hard to tell 😔 
I don't want to like force it onto you but I'm sure you'd be able to use it I just don't know how much I'd have to walk you through (and I personally dislike using something like vscode)
Anyway I was going to nap before work so maybe later

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> Ugh, it does have a bunch of imports and I dunno if all of them are standard so it's hard to tell 😔
its not that, its some bug with my vscode I think because stuff I already had and am using are also broken when I try to use them
I'll probably get another program by the time I get on linux and I suspect that will happen this month




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> get home
> eat
> do nothing for 6 hours
> wonder where the fuck time went
time to rush the 10 hours worth of things I want to get done today in the next 2 hours of time I have 
and I cant post any more new bonis cus posting low res is CRINGE its so over


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>  I was expecting you'd be able to use that snippet easily but I guess it were just my preconceptions
aí probably would be, if not even just making a new scirpt with gpt,  if not for my importing not working for some reason
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> you'd probably be able to debug it with gpt,
already tried by this point  >>/21394/ andd couldnt figure out the issue 
either way, like I said, im not in a hurry and since im gonna change OS anyways it may as well wait a few weeks 
> he cant either
my push pump kinda wicked today ngl just wish I couldve run those 40 min




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I will post but I would NEVER EVER EVER respond to any other posters!!!

 >>/21413/
The good news is that you still probably can get it under control, the bad ones is that it's probably not going to happen. I think I got defeated long time ago I just took exorbitant amount of time to notice and/or accept that fact.
 >>/21414/
Even though I don't like that shtick that rezzi is doing I'll be mourning for your loss neko…
F
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> if all nekos reply "SHOO SHOO FLU"
Yea I ain't doing that 🖕😎🖕
Suffer with me or PERISH
> electing to just play slay the spire on my phone all day
Meanwhile I'm going to work while feeling like I could have my flu travel onto the lungs (I believe the actual medical term is metastasis but it seems to be used mostly for cancer) and make me DIE (well, not die but it will be awful)

< LOOK FAST



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> Today, I have this tor TILLA. and I am going to EAT IT 👿
The sequel to her most critically acclaimed tok. Lets fuckign gooooo
> the bad ones is that it's probably not going to happen
yeah, that's what I am thinking too
>  I think I got defeated long time ago I just took exorbitant amount of time to notice and/or accept that fact.
I found out earlier than you. Mogged again 😎

In other news: my friend lost his virginity. I asked him if it was "all that" like he had played it up to be (he was feeling a bit bad about being a virgin) and he said it was about as expected but just cuddling afterwards was more fun. I can see how the whole fomo part of it makes it out to be this grand developmental milestone and then once you've done it, its just another thing that you wonder why you ever worried about

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> sex haver neko has gotten bored bragging about his own sex so now he's talking about all the sex his friends are having
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This tok is so fucking funny, I love it
She looks so absolutely pissed off eating that tor tilla and then starts wagging back and forth in order to attempt to still her burning heart.
The way she not only bites the tor tilla but RIPS it apart like a feral animal tearing the flesh off of the still living prey.
I love it
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We do not know who that horse is 😿If you ask me if I know what her name, I will say neigh 🐴
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The black tip on the part of her bangs hanging in front of her face makes it look like she has a hitler mustache 0.o

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> The way she not only bites the tor tilla but RIPS it apart like a feral animal tearing the flesh off of the still living prey.
She's got the INSTINCTS you've forgotten… WAKE UP svidish warrior… Take back your VRIL… Remember your VIKING PAST! JOE BIDEN WAKE UP
> If you ask me if I know what her name
I know you only said that to get the pun in but I don't know neighter who that horse is.




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> Get out of last exam
> Friend 1 is talking about XYZ question was about JKL law or whatever
> He's right, I cannot disagree
> He gives good arguments for it, too
> We get our results back
> He got a 1 out of 10. 5 is passing.
What the fuck? Did he just suddenly remember the answers after leaving the hall?



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I checked his exam and the argumentation as for why he was given a 1 it was student-graded by a group of 4 people and, while his exam was pretty ass and their arguments were valid, that was NOT a 1/10. Definitely not passing but at least a 3-4 because it wasnt actually that bad, he just cut too many corners and then came to some weird conclusions
Oh well, doesnt really matter innit family

I made some chikin earlier and that shit was soo tasty I am boiling some spaghetti so that I can eat the rest of the chikin. If it hadnt been tasty, I probably wouldve saved it until tomorrow because I have NO FOOD, NO MILK and NOTHING to eat tomorrow but I guess today's pleasures will be tomorrow's pains. 
 >>/21431/
Some may say.... too silly... perhaps of the...gooseish variety...



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#claude generate me some great bait to make the nekos reply to me

 | Make a post about how the efficiency of a base in Factorio is directly related to the base builder's ability to make sure his belts are making use of all produced material and does not allow the belts to become backed up



















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I have come to the conclusion that there is no sweet or candy that is tasty enough nor lasts long enough to justify the price. 5 euro for a bag of sour cola candy? Gone in minutes and not actually that tasty. Is there really nothing worth buying anymore? Have I gotten old?
All I buy nowadays is meat, carbs and veggies.
Is this enlightenment or is this culinary depression? I guess chocolate milk is as close as it gets to being worth the money

Also, I installed League of Legends again. If I suddenly stop posting, assume I took my life after going on a 10 game loss streak. Don't mourn me.


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sorry nekos I've barely posted these last few days, you REALLY should've replied shoo shoo flu, it's only gotten worse, lost my voice near enough now, tired but still the lion is waking up at 6:30 the toks missing to catch the bus to go to 8 hours of class where only the last 2 hours is something worth doing the first 6 is all just stuff I could read the slides for but my attendance matters so I can't skip I hate my stupid neko life

eating my happy pills so I will be happy though :D
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I havent drinked in like 4 years so im not surprised it hit me like that
> THR
heh +2
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I would NOT survive in euroland with those prices, wts (what the sigma)
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eric reference
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hi neko from the future, cool tiktok! I like the boycos

> 5 euro for a bag of sour cola candy?

> That neko drank less than one full beer of normal ABV



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I cant imagine a world where attendace mattered in uni. Here you legit just sign up for the course, take the exam and nothing else is mandatory. maybe like one course a year had a mandatory assignment that you can do from home if you really wanted to. I havent had mandatory attendace since high school

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Some guy tried to get me to sign a electrical contract with the company he was advertising for
> Do you study at this University?
< No, I dont
> do you live in Sweden?
< That's a good question
i think im retarded

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Ok, I retract this post partly. I did buy an almond cake yesterday and I'm eating one slice of it a day to make it last longer and it is so fucking good. I will not be buying it again unless some cute girl wants to come over but man, this was kinda worth the 5 euros or whatever it costed. Fuck the sour cola candy, this almond cake is the bomb





















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I don't know if you're mixing up the historically important year of 1066 or that is part of the video game mechanics joke because 1066 is the starting year for Crusader Kings 2 and 3, my 1st and 3rd most played games on steam
> her
buddy... you've known me for how long?


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> Restart the run again, milord. ♻
My latest CK3 playthrough is pretty cool actually. Lots of ups and downs, conquered almost all of Britain and got crowned emperor as William of Normandy, lost it all a few generations later, got so bad even the kingdom of England was dissolved, clawed back with a good marriage and some alliances to control all of great britain (thats the UK without ireland for any EUnekos).

I just like sitting down and pretending to be a king, it's fun. I am NOT autistic.

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> I just like sitting down and pretending to be a king, it's fun. I am NOT autistic
It's okay to admit it; we all like to pretend that we are something exotic now and again. For me, I spent a few months pretending to be a furry for laughs. As for now? I am pretending to be a weeb loser, hehe. Yeah, pretending. Hehehe.




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 >>/21488/
The lion does not concern himself with the fact that he bought 5 cartons of milk, 2 of which were supposed to be discounted by €0.3 for having a shorter best-before date and then being charged full price for all five cartons, effectively being scammed.










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being plat 3 isnt that bad actually, its a statistically very high rank percentile and if you watch a lot of pro play and check stats then maybe you can possess the knowledge of a pro player


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YEAH IM WATCHING IT AGAIN IT'S THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON THE PLANET.

I keep laughing at my OWN JOKES from TWO YEARS AGO, I am shrimply the funniest neko named Micheal Douglas that lives at 23 New Street, Skegness.






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 >>/21505/
But yeah its actually kinda funny. I remember back in the old days of Twitch where writing a copypasta and seeing it spammed was the highlight of your week. People nowadays are legit asking AI to write copy pasta for them and they dont even realize how soulless their slop reads (because they dont even read it themselves)





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 >>/21511/
there are 4 kinds of transgender genders

MTF (porn addicted weirdo who WILL wear garish dresses and do nothing to improve their life but gets flooded with approval and reinforcement for calling himself HOPE-DIAMOND or some shit)
MT ENBY (literally just a guy whos kinda work, you can use he/him pronouns and he won't care)

FTM  (literally just a girl except she puts effort into looking like an ugly dude rather than just not putting any effort in at all and being a wholesome tomboy)

FT NB  (literally just a tomboy)

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I can understand someone who feels like they belong to the opposite gender but I dont understand someone who says they don't belong to any gender at all. I doubt we even have the possibility to conceptualize that
To me, all these enbies are just people in their normal gender who dont feel like the traditional gender roles apply to them. Aka, like you said, tomboys and/or a feminine boy

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I wrote a really long reply that nobody was gonna read because even I didn't want to read it.


It's 100% dissatisfaction with gender roles to explain nonbinary stuff, and I'm fine with that. I'm of the opinion that they should mostly be made irrelevant, I understand the nonbinary stuff a hell of a lot more than transitioning.

Seems like every MTF I've met just acts completely like they used to before their transition, except they grow their hair out (and not shower so its greasy as fuck) and sometimes wear ill-fitting dresses? Being a woman is an aesthetic thing for them?

Since I don't really agree with the gender roles I can't see a reason to transition to a woman, if you want to look 'feminine', just do the Rezzi special and crossdress? Femboys are fine, dudes can dress up like anime girls. I reckon the only issue with that is... you'll get hate if you're just some fat guy trying to squeeze into a skirt and crop top, but if you're a fat guy trying to squeeze into a skirt and crop top but you call yourself Alice... now you've got a community surrounding you that will never, EVER, question you.

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> I wish him financial miracles in the near future
Yea I wish myself financial miracles too, but it ain't happening especially since I feel like we're close to the bubble bursting but I'm never gonna be sure enough to short (it's just straight up gambling)
 >>/21516/
Good morning.
> acid WILL upload a new tok today and life WILL be wonderful once more
This guy can literally see the future… WHAT THE FLIP?

















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 >>/21533/
🤚 Stop posting, Stop posting 🤚
👨‍🦯 I don't want to read any more 👨‍🦯‍➡️
😴 Your phil replies are just forcing me to snore 😴
🤚 Stop posting, Stop posting 🤚
👨‍🦯 I don't want to read any more 👨‍🦯‍➡️
😴 Your phil replies are just forcing me to snore 😴





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 >>/21538/
I dont mean tiredness levels, it was mostly a vibe thing. Maybe its because winter has officially started here and it gets dark at like 6 pm and I had already eaten, had my tea, done my weebanese that I felt done with my day

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acid didn't post a tok today, life ISNT wonderful

anime club was fine, I guess, I wanted to try and talk and meet new people but I kinda just hung around people I already knew, wish I wasn't so fucking shy, the next 3 years of uni is gonna be hell. I'm a month in and I don't talk to anyone in class, felt like all the groups had already been locked in within 3 days.


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 >>/21541/
Yes, and I'm never gonna talk in it, there's like 20 members but it's clearly just a group chat for the 6 guys that always sit together, talking about what nightclubs they're going to, I'm not one of the lads, never have been, never will be.

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This cos goes absolutely mega gigacrazy on the sticks
I wont post it because I can only download 576x1024 tho 😿


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Hung out a bit with people I knew, went to an event that would doxx me and my entire bloodline if I mentioned what it was I almost considered doing it just to flex, personal safety be damned and lost 2 out of 3 league games (I only play 3 a day maximum now)
So basically, despite having done things, joy is fleeting and I am back to my regular self with no drive or direction in life


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 >>/21545/
I want to say I feel sorry for you and have empathy, but I know you own a toga wig and so you're incapable of suffering, just put the wig on buster brawn.

> doxx me and my entire bloodline
I'm at the point where I'm doxxed and foxxed, my name is Micheal Douglas and I live at 23 New Street, Skegness and I'm the biggest Tenshi fan in the world (by mass)


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 >>/21548/
Why would I google my own name when I have been here this entire time? Stop TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE BEEN PURPOSEFULLY IGNORING HIS EVERY MENTION OF MY DOXX IN HOPES HE WOULD GET TIRED OF POSTING IT BUT YOU KEEP MENTIONING ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mikey be like: today I'm gonna get two XL Papa Johns Pizzas, a side and a bottle of coca-cola delivered to my house at 10:37 PM.

we're all laughing and taking bets on how long it'll last you







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My flu has now progressed to the runny nose stage after several weeks of the nose region being fine. I'm going through all the symptoms lets gooo, call me boy because I'm getting a bingo








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> “This isn’t an anonymous imageboard, whats the point?”

That’s true, I made this just because I was bored and thought maybe people would like to try something different, times have been very chaotic for /ttg/ lately, this could be a more relaxed side option running in parallel to the other sites
Nice comma splicing. Read a book instead of watching TikToks for once, STUPID!



























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 >>/21591/
by drinking it, dumbass?!??!? THINK!
If it rains outside, then it is like high hydration in the air. If you go to the ocean, the water is like 99,9% hydration
So, if the bread drinks water? WHAT HAPPENS?
FUCk YOU!












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just woke up from a 2 hour cat nap, I love being ill for 3 weeks straight, this is of course a joke, i HATE being ill for 3 weeks straight... do im ill for 3 weeks gay instead, i post loser btw








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 >>/21610/
I also go outside, I go outside daily, me going outside to go to class is why I'm sicking them damn wagwan battyholes don't wash they hands they cough on all the doors and expose me to the virus
 >>/21611/
yeah I googled it and got the joke, im still gonna ask my doctor because SHE is a scientisit and medical professional







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theory: that cockchannel site is a losertron poster's pxssion project
look at the logo. the C is not discernable. It says "lockchan"
when a black woman speaks, you shut up and listen. you might learn something

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erm guys i signed up for lockchannel using the same email and password as my online banking account and i still haven't been approved yet... wait... i just checked my banking app and i somehow spent $800 on kofi? what the flip is going on?!




















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president bonald just tweeted on TruthSocial that he's imposing a 100% tarriff on clockchan hearts, and minutes before he did someone put an 80 million nekocoin short on CCH, they've made a nearly 170% return in less than 2 hours.

blatant insider trading, this nekoministration is corrupt!








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Much like all other good tokkers, it's their posters that give them a bad wrap.
Loser is a cute tokker, but when you think of loser you think of the weird sex pests
Boni is a cute tokker, but when you think of boni you think of the weird schizo pests
Koto is a cute tokker, but when you think of koto you think of the strong, tall, handsome american gentlemen that post her...





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>  i just finished the first thread 
thread 1-4 is when it was just normal ttg because people were deciding whether to post there or on turdychan
thread 5+ is when it becomes nekocore (until the "Battle for Quints" thread, thats when it went downhill)
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Found some random chinese (australian) guy talking about the chinese culture through yt recommends.
You guys should (maybe) check him out: JGAO
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I hang out with a lot of genuine mega autists and they dont talk about shit they jack off too with friends. I dont understand how coomers get like that.

the nekos do not want to know that every night I coom to big booty latinas, I post loser btw if that matters.


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> mega autists and they dont talk about shit they jack off too with friends.

but that is the normal thing? never met anyone autistic that liked anything sexual related i even have a friend that hates crusader kings



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> the 8114 post seems like the genesis
There were lots of other things that had been going on for much longer than that, but that was about the time when I wasn't able to rationalize it away anymore
Like, everyone has had that one friend who occasionally says / does something a bit too extreme but you tolerate it because that one little aspect isn't enough to taint your entire view of them, but once it progresses and worsens, eventually you cannot just wave it off for any longer

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the loserposters being mega gooners is irony on the writer's part because she is the ugliest, most chopped and unc 'fu available. flat as a board, ye ye ass teeth, no rizz, bad cosplays, only nice thing i can say about her is at least she's better than koto

im a loser poster btw, anyone wanna see the big booty latinas video i just gooned to???

















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not true. Himler told me today that I'm one of his favourite people at BGC and that he was happy I went on friday and made the whole event worth attending :))

that is reality, cope chud, SEETHEN
< im neko
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I'm a support playing neko.
Yes, I wear thigh high neko socks.
Yes, I wear furry cat ears.
Yes, I dream about getting my bussy bounded every night.
Yes, I post loser.

WE ARE THR SILENT MAJORITY.



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i thought for some time that i was in a niche hobby of posting toks but every time i look in the fyp i get reminded there are way more people like that, probably a lot of hidden 'chens with the same conversations and problems we have 

anyway have a great sunday nekos






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the lion does not concern himself with missing his ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago even though he sees her smile every time he closes his eyes and wishes he knew the words to change the past










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 >>/21710/
I woke up at exactly 4:20, with no alarms needed. Need I say anymore? Like every guy on the planet I've spent years searching for my gimmick, and I've found mine, 8grams of prime dank kronik rolled up in a bit of paper and a lighter flipped open at the other end. Puff, puff, exhale. Life is wonderful when you spend all day and every day smoking herb like a serb.

> GOOD morning to the nekos, greentext, because weed is green





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I've had a very minor respiratory illness for the past week, too
3 of us nekos suddenly got ill at the same time. Explain that without making it sound like we all made out with each other and shared diseases, libshark



















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I liked the bit where Jake Gyllenhaal and Margot Robbie (bad actors) claimed that you cannpt simply just ban people that break the rules of a website, it's too hard, you have to let people break rule 1 that's tokfu culture.

it's over





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You haven't heard from your father in 40 years, suddenly one day you get a notice that he's died, and he left you something in his will... an 18+ (flexible) VRChat Bar & its patreon (3 members). 

Do you accept and carry on his legacy?



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just made some pork tenderloin. it was cheaper than ground beef so today we branch out a bit
there is a 20% chance I get really sick because I opened the vacuum packet and it smelled like stinky ass but #yolo


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You haven't heard from your father in 40 years, suddenly one day you get a notice that he's died, and he left you something in his will... a complete Chudthinky archive with all toks (83 gb)

Do you accept and carry on his legacy?





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My body will turn into a fine, red mist the second the teslalink brain chip and remote controlled mossad explosive charge implanted in my brain from when I was getting my tetanus shot as an 8 year old detects that I am writing ill things about Emq and/or Abigail Shapiro. Lechaim !


























































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Isn't that possible for almost any pair of humans? Like the Erdos number but since it's even easier to find connections in the graph of existing pictures of all human beings it probably hardly ever gets as high as 13 as is one of the highest ones that wiki mentions.
















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A month into Uni now, I don't hate it tbh, feels nice having somewhere to go most days. The commute doesn't even feel that long, which is weird because the commute for work felt like it was killing me.





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Ive been listening to the same song for the last like 5 hours. Yes, I got the song from an uma musume Still In Love edit. Neigh, I will not stop posting about Still In Love.










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Literally just lose weight (fat)
If that doesn't help then your only recourse is surgeryfraudmaxxing
> if you aren't going to be a sycophant cheering me on at every move
Sorry I don't use Claude to generate my posts, you can ask on easy though I think they might have that still enabled (I haven't checked for a while)

















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Bad news for you AGAIN. Being intelligent is negatively correlated with reproductive success so since I'm dropping into midwit territory I'm gonna get ALL the PUSSY now 🖕😎🖕
> penis size
Doesn't matter, if she's in the bedroom she's not backing out 😎
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> you know I ain't queer
Said the guy that thinks Brokeback Mountain was the best neko movie night in the whole history ov movie nights.

On an unrelated note, I've got an idea, if I just lose like 10kg of fat without losing any muscle I'm pretty sure I could do one-handed pullup easily :D

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> I'm pretty sure I could do one-handed pullup easily
I can do a 1 hand + 2 finger pullup easily but a 1 hand 1 finger I couldnt even begin to bend my arm
I tried the assisted pullup machine and I could do a 1 handed pullup with -40 kg, my friend did it with -25 kg

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I'm decently close to using my pointing finger instead of middle one which is imo a huge difference, but I don't think a regular pullup is possible EoY, unless that's end of next year lmao.
> I couldnt even begin to bend my arm
Getting past the straight to flexed arm requires a lot of explosive power, try from like 10-20 deg angle first and see how that works.
Like I can go from that position upwards (till about 3/4ths) with 1 hand + pointing finger but not from a straight arm because I don't have the explosive power yet.

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Yeah but have you considered that you are a roider and that you will grow breasts soon due to the androgen hormone conversion? Check mate.
> try from like 10-20 deg angle first and see how that works.
I'll try it next time I work pull. 
> close to using my pointing finger instead of middle one which is imo a huge difference
I was using my pointer as well so that might be part of the reason. When I did 2 fingers I did pointer and middle






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 >>/21878/
that's true actually, when you have an ESL moment at least you're fluent in at least 2 languages, when I have an ESL moment I have no excuse, I'm an English Sole Language Andy, and yes I post loser if that matters.








































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> still scamming you
That depends on your definition of a scam. It's basically a losing battle if I tried doing anything about the way the job pay is structured. 
I've got paid the hours I was owed though.
We just get paid (a minimum wage of) like around 7.2€ before taxes (~5.2-5.6€ after taxes) and still pay more than rest of eu on steam because of the way the exchange rate is set there for the year or something.
Anyways, it's not that it really matters to me much since I rarely pay for games


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My brain feels more dysfunctional than normal. It's like I suddenly suffer from some mysterious deficiency that is hampering all ability to reason
Oh well. Might be gg, need to pray for good rng next reincarnation so Im not born in Hyderabad

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It's 100% real (nao falsa)
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Yea it's still pretty bad because they're doing everything to not pay people properly but oh well. It's the kinda job that you just leave instead of trying to fix anything. 
Basically they're skirting the law in such a way as to not pay: overtime, night hours, holiday pay or any other mandated pay additions.
Wish I've had enough time, money and will to fuck someone like that over in court though, would feel fantastic.
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> 17.5%
Grim. Better start your mental supp stack maxxing era.

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> would feel fantastic
Can imagine
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> Better start your mental supp stack maxxing era
Yeah, I wonder if I feel this way because I ate so much liver a month ago and now have had my levels go back down which comparatively feels like shit or if my brain just simply cannot keep up due to some subconscious reason
> 17,5% chance to be born a jeet
Grim doesn't even begin to describe the horror

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Doubtful, my best guess is that you're staying up late again and not sleeping properly again which obviously you do since you're arguing with me till 4am dumpass...
Bad sleep is and was always the top reason for me feeling brain sluggishness 
> Grim doesn't even begin to describe the horror
And only 50% of their population has internet access BOO 😈

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> my best guess is that you're staying up late again and not sleeping properly again which obviously you do since you're arguing with me till 4am dumpass...
he HATES me and doesn't want me to post anymore </3
Furhaps I will try to fix my sleep schedule now after friday, eat more of that chicken liver slop and if I don't feel better, I will complain once or twice about it and then live with it. The tried-and-tested strategy



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Funniest thing: looking at blackpill edits and the editor puts a video of themself in with the clips and the comments are all saying variations of "most daring sneak-in of the century"


















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if I didnt go and make all my inactive "I'll get to these soon™" tabs in bookmarks once or twice a year, I would probably have 500 tabs open right now of stuff ranging over half a decade back in time that Ill get around to eventually
I know theres a blogspot site that I am going to read one of these days that I opened 2022 that is like 500 words long



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> does he know
what? with other nekos saying they have tons of backlog tabs to look at i looked at myself and realized i also have some of those bookmarked folders i don’t even remember making so i’d say i do wish i had more time to look at these things but fuck my nekka life

















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@Phoeber
Studies have shown that taking like 0,4g of creatine per kilogram can not only counteract the downsides of 21 hours of sleep deprivation but even improve cognitive abilities compared to baseline
kinda cool
gonna take 20g tonight before bed cus I am anticipating like 3 hours of sleep deprivation




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> Oh yeah I'm sure it works like that
You can look it up. They suspect it has to do with the brain managing to use the whatever chemical to get energy in the same way that muscles do
> 20g
> 350 kg
What? How did you calculate to end up at such an off number?


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0.4g per kg per 21h of sleep
20/0.4=50, then you multiply by 7 because you expect only 3h of sleep deprivation and you arrive at 350kg
> You can look it up.
Honestly I can just try it, I'll load up on like 20g for the nightshift and we'll see if it helps me in any way. Was there any timeframe in the study or just they took it and absorbed it pretty much?



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Though it might've been the waste by-product slop that I ate before bed because I can still taste it on my burps and they do have a slightly acidic feel to them
I dont think the creatine is at fault


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I was just looking up what the sides can be if I load up on a lot of it.
Basically it was some random site on the internet.
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> slop that I ate before bed
That's more probable, but it's not sure.
I can tell you though that I've taken like 10g before sleeping now and I feel fine, just very hungry (I probably haven't eaten enough yesterday though)

I FUCKING HATE BB NO ¥

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> 2 days with no new thread
That means we get 2 weeks in this great, new one :D

https://endchan.org/neko/res/21978.html
https://endchan.org/neko/res/21978.html
https://endchan.org/neko/res/21978.html
https://endchan.org/neko/res/21978.html
https://endchan.org/neko/res/21978.html
https://endchan.org/neko/res/21978.html

btw does chiyo-chan deserve the death penalty for this or nah?



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