/neko/ - neko

 >>/22930/
this is the funniest post the peters have ever made

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 >>/22929/
#claude help me post while I'm offline
I will make sure to include it when I make the 'guca in 2 weeks
 >>/22930/
This is great lmao +4

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Part of my mandatory training is watching/reading 20 hours of online content. Currently I'm on the 3 hour stretch of Dementia care.

fuck I hope they don't put me in a dementia care setting, dementia is the most depressing thing imaginable.

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This neko making 'gucas... in this economy? You are supposed to make coffee at home and stop eating 'guca on toast if you want to make it out of the rat race

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neko-kun your response?

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 >>/22934/
I mean you'll probably have at least some training if they're going to go for the jack of all trades approach which a good uni should give you honestly when it comes to basic stuff like that.
 >>/22935/
I'm spending 1000€ on 'gucamoley, help me balance my budget.
 >>/22936/
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

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 >>/22936/
 >>/22936/
I cant figure out what the last few sounds he makes are supposed to be
> 元気ですけど、なぜティックトックのインフルエヌサーはならない○○か。
ngl he is a little chopped. he looks like pikabooirl

apparently its supposed to be "no desu" which it does sound like but I dont know why it should be there in that sentence
mogs me

 >>/22934/
youve spent years forced to engage with the senile members of neko so you already have prior experience

 >>/22940/
Incontinenceneko ✊😔

 >>/22941/
I found out during some research a few days ago that peeing your bed is possibly a sign of adhd

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 >>/22930/
that is LITERALLY me

 >>/22943/
look at her go :D

.net just crashed for me...
It's over for the endchanners

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any orgies on the 'cord? ive been orging it since day 1

> claims to be khvneko
> has orgies daily for years

kingdom heart haternekos ww@?

wait i messed up its supposed to be kingdom heart v-somethinbg its so over

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Just remembered something from trying to sleep last night
The waves that I mentioned earlier today, they made it feel as if I was pregnant with something moving around inside my stomach. These fucking pills are making me simulate male pregnancy.

 >>/22950/
> he's just bloated and thinks it's pregnancy
HUH? WHUH?

 >>/22951/
no, it actually felt like there was something inside of me moving. I tried to evoke visuals of this with the wave comment and how my heartbeats would begin inside my stomach and then radiate outwards but idk how else to explain it
It felt like a whirlpool inside my stomach

 >>/22952/
I dunno, it's else air moving around in your intestines (normal, happened to me many times) or you're having some strange sensation connected with feeling sick and/or your inner ear not working right

 >>/22953/
it is my gut biome bacteria throwing a farewell party as they are all being shoahd. all 6 penicillion of them

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good tok. first one in perhaps several decades
maybe tomorrow will not be a FUCKED UP DAY (this is foreshadowing)

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 >>/22954/
There's probably more than 6 penicillion bacteria in your gut my nekka.
 >>/22955/
I dunno how its different than the other recent boni toks but I also don't remember recent boni toks off the top of my head.

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 >>/22956/
> I also don't remember recent boni toks off the top of my head
boring cosplays and not very interesting ooc toks

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 >>/22957/
That's a certified Halloween cosplay buddy... Don't you dare to denigrate it!
The worst part is I barely remember new funky toks and that's pretty bad (them being kinda bad I mean)

 >>/22958/
It is entering LATAM summer and that means that the climate is too hot for kino to flourish
We must remain steadfast for another 5 months. Only then may kino return

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 >>/22959/
I've only got like 2 requirements and she would be hitting it since it does seem like she wants to do stuff now. But then she would also have to not use bb no drahma and not do any fanservice since I don't like it
As in those are my 2 requirements besides doing what she's doing now.

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I have a day off work (no special qualifiers either, it's an actual day off) (I will be squandering it 😎)

 >>/22961/
I have an exam 😿

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 >>/22962/
Naurrrrrr, what's the occasion?

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 >>/22963/
An exam 😿 in school 😿

 >>/22964/
YEA WHAT TOPIC YOU ABSOLUTE BAFFOON
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO CHECK REGARDING YOUR NAWLIDGE?
WHATS THE SUBJECT?
ARE YOU DAFT?

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 >>/22965/
The alphabet and i think maybe the first 10 numbers 😾😄

GOOD MORNING TO
> bsd cosplay poster
> mizuki poster
> starburstchapstick.cos poster
> howard

and NOBODY else

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 >>/22966/
You're definitely failing.

What the fuck is bsd cosplay?

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He didnt say good morning to me because he knows I just took my antibiotic and that I, literal minutes after consuming it, already feel like dogshit and that means that it CANNOT be a good morning.

Holy fuck this stuff SUCKS. I wonder if this is a very minor allergic reaction or something
 >>/22968/
Yes, this much is known 😿 I am still on the bankruptcy, insolvency, hypothecation etc course from a few months ago

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 >>/22969/
bungo stray dogs cosplay

tok related is a BSD cosplay

 >>/22970/
it making you feel worse is how you know it is actually having an effect, you feeling worse is the body responding to the antibiotics, ask claude he can explain it better than me

 >>/22972/
yea but I would rather it NOT make me feel like shit so that I can enjoy life to the fullest by eating stuff like apples and pears and drinking chocolate milk without feeling like a gassy little boy
Also I wanna eat food before my exam in 2 hours and I doubt I will feel well enough to do so

 >>/22973/
> I want to get better without feeling worse
yeah buddy and I want a new babbles tok, we can't always get what we want

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cute

 >>/22975/
looks a bit too young tbh

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Currently warming up a tortilla in the microwave. My body in anticipation to slowly devour it.

I have nothing nice to say so I will say nothing at all.

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 >>/22970/
> I wonder if this is a very minor allergic reaction or something
Might be a rare side honestly. But we both know you're not going to GP so he fixes is so uhhhh SUFFER
> spoiler
Yea that's your future fate so you better learn it good 🫵😹
 >>/22971/
Never 'eard of it, the tok is good though.
 >>/22975/
Well, let's say the tok is quite dorky.

 >>/22977/
Eat it on camera