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Hate to start the thread on a fecal note but I have been shitting probably an average of twice a day in the past week or so - is this a positive development or something to be concerned about?

Empowering answers only please







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 >>/21985/
It is quite sad that funky has stopped doing the toks with the gang for the most part.
Oh well, all the good things come to an end… Maybe something will come out during the spooky season though, they do meet up for that most of the years I think.

 >>/21986/
> you and your two taller more muscular friends came over to your place to drink alcohol and snuggle? I remember the lovestories you wrote about how you wanted to play with Jasziek's hair
This has literally never happened, you remembered 0 facts about it right. Actually nvm, the only fact you remembered right is that there were 2 people besides me.

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@britnekos how posh is Rezzi's accent? She sounds incredibly posh to me https://endchan.org/.media/5427bf6d2de4dc34aca38fd97084a4fe-videomp4.mp4
 >>/21988/
Sorry, but you just said
> the [...] fact[:] you remembered right
basically saying that I remembered it all correctly. I knew it!






 >>/21993/
Wake up and post my 'fu Acid
The best tokker, isn't life wonderful
Time to go to the job factory
Hop on the bus, waheeeyyyyy
Quick stop at Krispy Kreme and load up the bag
Grab a coffee
Slay the Spire is easy today lads




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time to blogpost because I had a short conversation with a girl in class today

> teacher comes over and says I look tired
> I say yeah, I'm half-asleep but at least I'm there :D
> she walks off
> girl (lets call her UniWife) tells me I should drink a cup of tea to stay awake
> I tell ehr I don't have caffeine in the first few hours of the day and explain that shit about it killing your wakeup chemicals
> she says well at least I'm looking perkier today and says I looked a lot more tired on wednesday
> asks me what I did before uni (college/job/whatever) 
> we talk for like 2 whole minutes
yes my blogposts have now gotten so boring that a girl striking up casual conversation and bringing up how I was days ago is a highlight of my life, she really cares brows...
:DDDD
 >>/21998/
> repeat runs
okay I just spent 20 minutes grinding
kindahard.golf 10/17

📝 9

6.⛳ 4
5.⛳ 1
4.⛳ 1
3.⛳ 1
2.⛳ 1
1.⛳ -
0.🏌️ 1

https://kindahard.golf

THE LION DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH DOUBLE DIGIT SCORES


 >>/22000/
I bet you didn't even skip the first flag, you're an all flag andy and thats why I giga mogg you in score

I'm pretty sure 7 is the ultimate limit, I got to the last checkpoint, lined it up, missed and had to take another 2 shots, the best is 7.



 >>/22003/
yeah but consider this
phoebus is going to be really angry and mean towards you because you didnt post a tok for the gets
check mate. now YOU have to defend yourself and I can rest easy knowing I diverted attention from your allegations of which I have no answer for.



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I have ingested like 20g of creatine today, we shalt see if I lose all my hair today.
 >>/21999/
Yeah that blogpost was pretty sad, the only thing I'm interested in is what do you mean by wakeup chemicals and why would you want to be groggy in the morning since as far as my experience goes caffeine should be ingested as early as possible and refrained from for at least 8 hours before bed.
 >>/22006/
Well, I wouldn't call it peak but it's okay.





 >>/22011/
imagine risking your life getting shot by an american cop just so you can get handsy with the 2nd middest female league of legends streamer to be posted on the neko


also, unrelated, but do NOT buy shadow of mordor, that game is mid as frick.


 >>/22013/
it was in the steam sale so I thought what the heck, why not, £5 for both games sounds alright.
90 minutes in and I'd killed like 9 war chiefs and the combat is just very easy assassins creed style counter everything, uninstalled and requested a refund!!!

thanks for reading joe's game reviews

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 >>/22014/
> £5 for both games sounds alright
Depends on how the second game is structured but maybe? 
I think the first game is decent enough to pay like 1 or 2 bucks but I like Tolkien and lotr and the game wasn't THAT bad with the lore.
I don't remember second one, I might've even started it but either it ran like shit on my PC or I've disliked it enough to not even finish it.

my parents are on holiday next week so I can finally setup the stream for the cooking stream :D

gonna bake 48 donuts and then eat them live with clive

this wont happen but pretend it has to pwn the lurkers





I find it so strange knowing that not only one but three people from my HS grade just decided to say fuck it and not follow the STEM-path our courses put us on and instead went to study at bible school abroad



 >>/22023/
I've found myself wondering (as a fairly non-religious person) what it would be like to live in some monastery somewhere, cloistered away doing chores and studying. So it honestly doesn't surprise me too much.

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 >>/22018/
Is it "You must not do X-not" or exactly as you've said ("You must not, not do X", or rather a proper translation would be something in vein of "You shouldn't not do X")?
 >>/22021/
That sounds really dumb, but I guess rhetoric is easier than STEM.
Like if anything if I was rich I would love to study philosophy or something meaningless like that. Well, classical philosophy, modern philosophy definitely does not resonate with me.


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time for a little blogpost

bought a new water bottle, holy fuck water tastes so good out of a nice water bottle

this is the end of my blogpost

subscribe to joe's blogposts for $4.50 a month to gain access to over 250 blogposts

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 >>/22025/
If I wanted to say "You must not buy it / Buying is not allowed" it would be 買ってはいけない, which basically means "As for buying, it will not go well" 
But "You must buy it" would use the negative form of to buy, 買わない (in the -te form) so it would be 買わなくてはいけない which basically is the same as the first one but saying "Not doing X is not allowed" or kinda directly translating to "As for to not-buy, it will not go well"

So, to answer your question, You must not do X-not is the closest approximation








 >>/22035/
Yet, nothing has been verified for years. Hmm, curious. I suspect this so called "Acid Posta" is incompetent at his job and these "3 full-time truthseekers" are making good use of his ineptitude to make money with no effort. Really makes you think....
NOT, Acid Posta never won the election. This is LIBSHARK propaganda. FUCK YOU

















 >>/21980/
he actually posted loser crazy

in another topic, is it breaking rule 2 if we meet a tokker at a con? like taking photos and such? i meant to ask this a few days ago but didn’t manage to, and this stuff with emiru happened at kind of a bad time



 >>/22053/
Yes, /neko/'s sophisticated Claude unit will automatically detect if you get within 15ft of a tokker and PERMABAN YOUR BITCH ASS for life.

We don't make the rules, we just live in fear of Claudebot and the power he has over us.




















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 >>/22075/
Damn, that Obama guy sounds gay af.
No but honestly, maybe he hates tomatoes or something. I personally love tomatoes and I guess what you'd consider general Italian cuisine staples like oregano, basil, garlic, probably more but you get the point.




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also, I guess the endchan ttg crowd gave up on their "we will NEVER be slaves! resist the easychan doctrine"-type sentiment because whenever I go on there it feels as if they have fewer active posters than we do

man, I am feeling very straight today. I hope nothing extraordinary happens that will make me suddenly not be straight




 >>/22080/
they're fucking turdyposters, of course they gave up on a slowposting site and just went back to wherever the largest community is on a fastposting board.

the idea that they'd have a moral issue with easychan, after spending years posting on a site run by a pedophile tranny is silly. none of them have morals, even felix, the smartest poster, gave up on neko because tiktok brainrotted his mind so he needs a new reply every 30 seconds


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 >>/22085/
No, I live west of Houston. (do NOT look this place up on wplace WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE)
 >>/22084/
> the idea that they'd have a moral issue with easychan
I dont think it was a moral issue but that they didn't trust sico/whoever set the site up. Though, with that in mind, you can easily say the second part of your sentence in exactly the same way because if they trusted transmin, why would they not trust the new site run by an seemingly less nasty individual

but tbh, the same could be said about us posting under moemin with no issues but then taking issue to sturdy
> even felix
xhe HATES us because we were giving too much attention to Ping the balding cancer tomboy and not xer....

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 >>/22086/
say what you will about nekomin but... at least he... uhh... didn't... uhh... he didn't get into financial debt to a 17 year old girl?

posting a tok from tenshi where she admits to something that i'm genuinely certain she doesn't do, but makes her sound 'quirky' and 'attainable' to Muhammed, Sanjeet and Charles Princeworth in the chat.


 >>/22088/
bring back calling women wenches
bring back jousting tournaments
bring back going on hunts
bring back the fucking v12

this is a post that would make felix angry because i have randomly changed what i am referencing. i miss him bros...










 >>/22096/
It was lopping his tits off, that is the only explanation, bizzarely though he's done female cosplays wearing a fake chest, I can't comprehend being a woman, with tits (albeit small ones), using a binder to appear flat chested and then putting another fake torso over to appear to have average sized breasts

 >>/22086/
> posting under moemin with no issues but then taking issue to sturdy
I dunno how moe was but honestly there probably first of all were no way to splinter unless going straight to discord (let's be honest were only on end because of neko and I doubt it would work out without it) and it takes time, for me it took a few months before I was done with the cave because of the way they post, well basically having to mentally filter half of the posts. 
I honestly almost wouldn't care if Hitler was hosting the site if the people there were worthwhile to talk to.








 >>/22100/
oh yeah thats a true aspect of it
also now that I think back about it, I kinda barely stomached posting on .moe either, taking breaks of several months whenever the site felt like cancer
I wonder what happened to Hitler. At least he would moderate the site, even if only a little

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 >>/22108/
After a while I was only there to kill time and even that wasn't exactly going that well.
If not for neko I would probably still stop going there as soon as I got a job since I just don't have the time to be annoyed by the things I do anymore. Well I kinda do but it would be the first thing on the cutting floor definitely.

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10 hours of league of legends today and I ended up right where I started. Playing this game gives me the same feeling that I imagine slowly dying from an overdose feels like. I cant stop playing it
 >>/22109/
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 >>/22080/
 >>/22084/
i don't think there is less activity on endchan /ttg/ because people moved to easychan and started posting there, /ttg/ is just dead overall, be it the endchan or the easychan splinter
endchan /ttg/ was quite active in the weeks following death of sturdy, maybe because people had hoped somebody would step up and set up a new meguca that wasnt run by a mentally ill 17 year old and her discord buddies, and because discussing the reasons why sturdy died was fun for a while, but the obvious expected trajectory of activity was 📉 

based on my very naive understanding and very limited knowledge, i would say that nekos are a real community and will outlive endchan /ttg/ and the easychan splinter.

 >>/22094/
i look exactly like this irl

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 >>/22110/
You should play more league of legends
I honestly don't know how you can stomach that game but also I can't even play dota anymore myself, well I theoretically could but I'm not gonna because I just don't want to
> ᗜˬᗜ
ᗜˬᗜ
I should dress like a homeless drug addict then. 
I already dress like an average IT nerd and I ain't got nothing out of it.

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 >>/22111/
> i look exactly like this irl
I wish that I were you
He is actually Chico tier PSL7. blackpilled again (oldnekos remember this meme)
> posted a tok for the trips
NOOOOOO! YOU FOOL, YOU DAMNED FOOL! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL. THE BALDIE WILL NOW BECOME TOO POWERFUL FOR US TO KEEP DOWN! HE WILL ROB US ALL OF YOUR HGH AND STEAL OUR HAIR, ALL BECAUSE YOU (YOU)! YOU DAMNED FOOL!!!!!!!!
 >>/22112/
> You should play more league of legends
I might actually jump off a building if I keep doing this for much longer but I genuinely have no drive in my life to do anything else right now
Sleeping better has NOT fixed any of my issues
> I should dress like a homeless drug addict then
I already dress like this, including the clothes with holes, stains and smells ᗜˬᗜ
my parents tell me that I need to buy a suit but suits are for queers, steers and De Beers

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 >>/22113/
Your hair? Gone. Look (it) up 😎
> I genuinely have no drive in my life to do anything else right now
It's not like it matters but it'll most probably just slowly change like it did for me. I guess it depends though, in general finding your way in life is too broad of a topic for new to tell you anything with any certainty.
> NOT fixed any of my issue
Well it won't fix you being gay, it should help with being tired though
> suits
Doesn't really matter, if anything it'll only work on people that are complete strangers which is meaningless unless you sell an MLM subscription.

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 >>/22114/
Oh, I don't struggle with finding a way in life. That is somewhat already going in a some vague direction and that's no issue. I just struggle with actually doing things I want to do a la Hamlet style. Or rather, what is good for me, like not playing this game and watching animu or studying grammar or my actual school stuff
> it should help with being tired
I wasnt feeling tired, I was feeling "like I suddenly suffer from some mysterious deficiency that is hampering all ability to reason"
My brain feels debuffed o algo

this guy is spitting fr






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how disruptive would it be for me to post bonbi media here once every 10 minutes, 10 hours a day 3 days a week?
i've become disillusioned with the with the other tok forum providers.
reply HE'LL NAWW to reject my proposal
reply YEAWEH to comply to my demands






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Oh you're attaching a tok? Yeah I already saw it on my fyp. Look fast? Yeah but I've seen it already though, let me even tell you some details you didn't know about that fu. A blogpost? Yeah I've read it before, let me tell you how it's going to end. You're saying you've never wrote about this before? Doesn't matter, I've already hallucinated the rest of it and deemed it not funny. Perhaps a little more cat-related puns...


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 >>/22127/
thats a goood post but I am not in the mood to laugh at it. Fuck you. It only took me playing from 2 pm until 6.30 am to get my first win in league of legends today. Fuck you. Did I say that? Fuck you. YOU are the cause of all my problems. YOU are pulling the strings. LOOK FAST!... FOOLED YA! There is nothing to look at. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS TOK BEFORE... because there ISN'T ONE!  SIIIIKE
I have perfectly groomed my tiktok website algorithm to now feed me toks: japan 😮😮😮😮 tier slop. You will now see a new tok, never before seen by your precious little glistening eyes. Prepare to be disappointed.

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Not a single English comment in sight. Finally, I have freed myself from this disgusting pig language that was forced upon me as a mere child, something that a man wiser than me might've been able to relate to me being violated against my right. Glorious Nihon... The sun rises in the east 🗾🗾🗾🗾
also the tok is actually dogshit its not even worth posting

Just about to go to bed at 7.40 in the morning when I looked outside my window at the beautiful sunrise and decided that I am going to stay up until this afternoon, upon whence I will go sleep and wake up tomorrow night and have a super earlybird schedule
Trust the plan.



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posting a new maeve tok, wearing my neko socks, re-reading the 20ish posts I missed from last night, life is good, dare I even say wonderful.

I'M STILL FUCKING SICK, WHAT KIND OF FLU LASTS AN ENTIRE FUCKING MONTH.
 >>/22121/
HELL NAWW x 10
 >>/22107/
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> wake at 6:30 for first day of classes
> check emails
> they don't begin until Tuesday

golf time

kindahard.golf 10/20

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 >>/22145/
being on twitch all day long wasting my unc years, all people mention is megabonk
"wow im playing megabonk" "oh lets play megabonk during the queue" "wow megabonk is so fun"
it genuinely looks like ass, has shit mechanics, bad copy of vampire survivors and risk of rain, shit particle effects, shit enemies, shit everything
its literal passage-of-timeslop in the same sense that friendslop is a soulless genre
















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> kills the board with one post
Yeap that's me 😎

Also the news about me losing wait might've been grossly overexaggerated. I'm back to like 84.3-84.5kg
Also also I've tried the 20g of creatine before going to nightshift meme but honestly I don't know if there's any big difference, overall it could be placebo but I do feel maybe better? I will ingest even more more creatine and report back.


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a fat, bald butch lesbian tried to make me lose 120 euro
I AM NOT PAYING FOR THE FUCKING BUS TICKET. 
I stalled her with my excellent acting skills (turning on airplane mode so that my app doesnt load properly for long enough that we get to the next station and I can get off) (I was shaking this entire time)
I knew she felt sus but I didnt trust my gut
#NotAllLawyers(pay their bus tickets)




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but its also so disgusting how unlucky I was
I usually only take the bus one stop so if they arent on the bus when I get on it, I am basically immune from their cancer. Today, however, I decided to take it two (2) stops in order to save like 2 minutes of walking time. Lo and behold, the fat bald butch lesbian and her coworkers (all incognito undercover controllers) get on at the stop I was supposed to get off on and then accompany the bus for one (1) stop, the stop I was originally not supposed to take due to the non-zero risk of this exact event happening.
I will no longer be taking it 2 stops


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whoops my cat walked all over my ctrl+z and now your fish is dead





 >>/22174/
I can imagine her doing that. Doesn't seem as far-fetched as the builder randomly walking into her room on the 2nd floor for no reason, dropping his jaw to the floor and going "*under breath* oh fuck .... hummina hummina! hello, gorgeous!"



 >>/22177/
I feel that brother, sometimes in class im like: zzZZZZZZ but then we get a 10 minute break, I walk around the campus and its like im a new man, freshly woken up. sitting down causes all the problems in this life

Posted from the toilet on my iPhone 6



tenshi streams are kinda goated in the first 5 minutes when she still reads my funny chat messages. they're godship 2 hours in when she's got 600 viewers and chat is going a mile a minute



dinner was lush, chili con carne (without the meat) plus an assortment of small jacket potatoes.

sat down with my dog watching tv whilst it cooked. call it friendslop because that shit was peak.
 >>/22183/
it's fine, I still ended up eating around 7:30 which was the plan :D











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 >>/22053/
its only breaking rule 2 if you brag about it on an imageboard
i mean, do you really think about these websites so often that you would stop and think about it before you went up to a fu and introduced yourself and got a picture with her?
 >>/22084/
> he needs a new reply every 30 seconds
booooo
i told you this website was shit and outdated
luckily i just found out about this wonderful script called dollchan
now i like this place again
the quality of life has been injected into the site for me
 >>/22086/
i don't hate anyone here
some of y'all are really endearing
i was basically just on haitus for a bit...
 >>/22089/
well im here now pookie!
 >>/22092/
.....
yeah
my history with anonymous boards makes me really susceptible to that kind of thing
its getting better with time though
i haven't cried about my history in literal weeks now!
 >>/22135/
 >>/22149/
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 >>/22185/
mizuki-anon is that you?
did you get more responsibility at your new job yet?



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Good morning nekos, today is the first day in over a week I've not had to blow my nose immediately upon waking up, the flu is finally going shoo shoo, time to reply to all the replies I got ;D
 >>/22189/
> Was it your choice or?
Yeah, it was my choice. I just used more beans and no meat, it was fine, bit different but still tasted good.
 >>/22195/
> i told you this website was shit and outdated
we are all oldheads here, we like our shit outdated
> well im here now pookie!
welcome back felix :D
 >>/22197/
highest effort sturdystani OC on the left
lowest effort Gecko OC on the right



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 >>/22199/
booo
easymin was literally working on the fixing the site when i posted here
you could literally see the number of posts going back up on the homepage for it
the real reason i came back was because i discovered the dollchan script
it's beautiful <3
but also don't act like i didn't post here when the pete was operating normaly



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today I intend to become a nekomillionaire so I can quit my nekojob on the nekomorrow 

happy to take suggestions - I have started by buying £10 of nekomillions tickets 

plan B is to go to MCM this weekend and ransom (you)r tokfu, so you betta hope it doesn't come to that

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 >>/22203/
Yeah, that is a part of it too but if you count teineigo then there are like 20+ ways of saying it. I am not counting every permutation, I mean that you can say 
帰らなければいけない
帰らなくちゃいけない
帰らないといけない
帰らなくてはいけない

2 is the shortened version of 4 but that version then has a further shortened version, 3 has a shortened version, too and all of them could be written with like 3 or 4 different main predicates (the ikenai could instead be dame, naranai, sometimes omitted etc)

Pure bred bri'ish folk just say "Gotta do it, innit mate" and thats ENUFF







 >>/22211/
a name cant be COPYRIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was talking about something with my friend yesterday and said that production process for creapure creatine was "trademarked"
phil.... its actually pantented.... when I realized that I said the wrong word after the fact, it was already over for me...

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 >>/22212/
> when I realized that I said the wrong word after the fact
Naurrrrrrrrr, I would definitely tell you "Well ackshually 🖕🤓👆, it can only be patented, not trademarked" and then continue to use neko©®
 >>/22209/
> ingerlish cutefus.
Dying breed, would even say almost nonexistent at this point.

 >>/22204/
> plan B is to go to MCM this weekend and ransom (you)r tokfu,
my 'fu isn't going to MCM... but Tenshi is :D

considering she prints money whenever she goes live with clive, that would be a fast way to become a nekomillionaire





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 >>/21980/
new development - since yesterday my urine appears to be leaving like a weird layer of little bubbles in the toilet bowl

didn't notice the first time until I came back hours later, but then happened again on the subsequent piss

feel like this is a bad sign 

kindahard.golf 10/21

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https://kindahard.golf




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Okay now that I stole the get 😎 I can respond to the posts
 >>/22218/
> I will post the toks but I will NEVER EVER EVER respond to other nekos
Live a little buddy.
 >>/22219/
I wouldn't worry about it, unless your PISS has changed color drastically.
 >>/22221/
The sad truth is that I personally don't even piss straight into the water because it sometimes makes a mess and I hate cleaning up after it








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 >>/22230/
THIS. IS. NOT. A. REAL. LANGUAGE!!!!!
> I updated my journal
What are you writing in it? I just saw a tiktok on my fyp that said that if you are writing a journal, when you read it in the future you get to live your life twice. However, if you write a journal and lie a little bit in it, you get to live an even cooler life the second time around. Today that guy told his journal that he owns an air fryer

> Scroll just a tad bit too far on my fyp and suddenly, out of NOWHERE, nine – yes, you read that correctly. NINE – battlefield toks in a row. I have not yet seen a single battlefield tok up until this point. I AM BEING ADVERTISED TOWARDS

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 >>/22231/
It's a quote from Planescape Torment (funny meme, you wouldn't get it) but also I do keep a journal but it's mostly to keep track of my workouts and weight and now that I have a job how many hours I've worked.
So basically not very interesting.
 >>/22232/
I love the most recent war shooter! 🙀












spent 3 hours figuring out that buying anime from japan is cheaper than buying it in stores here. that is including international shipping and customs fees. my country is so fucked up









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 >>/22250/
the question is if you mean the user uploading the  toks or the user downloading the toks
if the former, there is nothing that can be done about that
if the latter, check out this much less mid tok that I just found
fit to go chew on various hostile plants




















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tokfus that nekos have found and that cavers have since picked up
> Boni
> Maeve
> Nemuru
> Dabebe
> yumenikkis
I might be forgetting someone but it is well known that Nekos rule the world behind the scenes. Despite making up approximately 0,2% of the global ttg population, nekofus are significantly overrepresented among the best tokfus, accounting for roughly 65% of all good posts. 
 >>/22273/
> I was talking about the ways you buy in swedistan not from Japan🙀 dumpass...
There is no barely no second-hand market here. This country is small, has a low population and has an even smaller population that is reading manga in Japanese and of those probably an even smaller subset that are selling their stuff and of THOSE, even fewer that are selling the stuff I was looking for
You can see how it quickly becomes impossible to find stuff second hand. Buying new also has a very limited selection of the stuff they have in Japanese (let alone in Swehongo, it's very limited there too)
Plus, to get even more technical, the store-sale price influences the price that second-hand sellers put their stock at. If the entire Berserk series costs 250 euro here, a second-hand would probably go for like 150 whileas I could probably get it new for cheaper from overseas

tldr this country HATES ME



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 >>/22274/
> Nemuru
> Yumenikkis
Both stolen from the cave (by me)
Why yes I am the evilneko incarnate 😈
> swedistani market
Well if you want to read it in jap then of course it's gonna be much cheaper to import and I guess you're just not living in cultured enough country to get decent prices for manga in your native (there's a high chance I don't either but I never cared to get manga in book form) 
tl;dr get a better ebook reader and pirate it

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 >>/22277/
Ok, maybe not nemuru then but as for yumenikkis, I was the first person to post her on neko and I dont think anyone was posting her on turdy by then
Not sure if you were even posting on neko by then but I imagine you would know better about that
 >>/22277/
> not living in cultured enough country to get decent prices for manga in your native
its piss expensive for books in english too, which is 90% of the stuff they sell

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 >>/22278/
> 31st August 
Probably not but Id have to check exactly. 
I'm almost sure though iirc that was around the time I've discovered ttg still exists in any form. 
> piss expensive
Maybe stop trying to get gamer girl pee then you disgustang degenerate.
Honestly I would consider a reader, there's nothing of value in collecting manga unless you want to scare the hoes

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 >>/22279/
I know I can read it online and I already do, but I think I want to own at least a few of them physically. At least the ones in actual Japanese that I would read for learning purposes. I think it would be easier for me to get motivated to read if I could do it for real and also bring it with me on busses and trains etc
Plus, if some sexy otaku shawty comes up to strike a conversation, you know I will be flexing my dekinai all over her ya feel me slime? top left

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 >>/22280/
> sexy otaku shawty
Impossible
> comes up
Impossible
> to stroke up a conversation
Impossible
> I will be flexing
Finally something that's not literally impossible
Well there's not much to flex but at least you can try 😈
I dunno why you still believe you will "do something" if you only just spend more money, its laterally do it or not in this case and nothing is stopping you right now (except for yourself)

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 >>/22281/
Its not about thinking I will do it if I spend the money, it just makes it easier and more comfortable for me to do it. I already do it without having them, it would just make me do it more, if the calculations are correct. Tho, a series physically would make it a bit more difficult to look stuff up on the fly if I want to do that. Though, spending money would actually also make it easier in the sense that the sunk cost fallacy and actually having it physically there in a way that is not easily ignoreable would make it less of a hassle to cognitively push it aside
Plus, I also want to have them physically for the purpose of having them physically.












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I really ought to stop pressing the snooze button, for my own good. I set my alarms at like 8.30 am and dont get up until 9.40, sleeping for 4 extra minutes at a time, completely wasting my youth

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 >>/22293/
Heh, I've got a bigger tok 😎
Also it seems end automatically rejects anything above 70 megs
 >>/22294/
Tbf if you're gonna snooze at least do it in a way that will bring you to rem sleep so you feel more rested.
Going 4 minutes at a time basically does nothing except making you annoyed at yourself and your own laziness.

 >>/22295/
> does nothing except making you annoyed at yourself and your own laziness
I kinda do drift back into sleep and have short mini-episode dreams sometimes
and the other times it just feels nice to go back hugging my pillow


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Crying as I announce this, Ari and Lucas have 100% broken up, they don't follow each other on instagram anymore.

There's no hope left in the dating world if even Lucas struggles to hold down a chopped 4/10 with pointy elbows.

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 >>/22296/
I definitely feel worse whenever I do that, mostly it's mental though, if I was fine with wasting as much time as humanly possible I wouldn't.
It's mostly because I have a deep rooted belief that whenever you sleep you absolutely need to get REM sleep otherwise it's not useful at all (it probably might be but yaknow)
 >>/22297/
*woke






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why do girls unfollow their bfs on social media after they breakup? I've had this question for a real long time

Ari did it, and previously [THE STREAMER WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED] did it to her past 2 boyfriends.

You follow like 2000 people on instagram/tiktok, and Lucas doesn't post anyway, whats the unfollow for lil bro
 >>/22304/
> spoiler
he hasn't posted one in over a year and 4 months. before those 2, he hadn't posted a tok in 2 years. he's probably busy in medical school or something like the genius neko he is.

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 >>/22305/
How often do you mention your past relationship? They are distancing themselves from the relationship in order to be able to move on. Plus, it is for optics; women are notoriously vindictive and everything they do is meant to send a message. They are born with PR-training in their blood. Unfollowing someone is meant to convey the message of "You are dead to me. To me, you no longer even exist."
t. knower

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 >>/22306/
> How often do you mention your past relationship?
Check my blogpost stats and there's your answer, once a month for the past 10 years on average.
> it's for optics
True... I do now think that Ari is single and I have a chance, therefore I must drop swifted subs on her when she goes live, it's working.

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 >>/22305/
> why do girls unfollow their bfs on social media after they breakup?
Might've just been cleaning up her follows.
> 10し
Well she is the kind of girl that would do that definitely.
> You follow like 2000 people
I mean, I don't so I dunno but if I've had 2000 follows I probably wouldn't care, on the other hand I wouldn't follow my ex and I would definitely unfollow her just because I don't want to think about her so…
> hasn't posted one in over a year
Yea I know, they probably have split up long ago if I was going to guess, it just wasn't the regular messy breakup of (You)r favorite streamer.
 >>/22306/
> How often do you mention your past relationship?
If it means I can brag about having had sex? Every day 😈











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Knower? I hardly know her
 >>/22316/
Now THIS is a great tok. Just look at how ecstatic she is over eating those blueberry pancakes. Her eyes literally widening in excitement when she manages to cut of a big slice despite her subpar cultery dual-wielding prowess. 10/10
I love fleur's toks for some reason. They have a very unique kind of charm to them
 >>/22317/
This character canonically has a COCK. If Melon is not cosplaying it as it is WRITTEN, then it is not a good cosplay.


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 >>/22318/
I know that you do not know, since I do not know either. A non-knower recognizes another non-knower just from the lack of knowledge on display.
 >>/22319/
> This character canonically has a COCK
Shut up you GAY HOMOSEXUAL. We stan our genderbender cos queens they can cosplay whatever they want in whatever way they want unless it's jojo because that's the only anime I care about lmao
(22320)
Yea you don't even get a (You) FUCK YOU FOR POSTING BB NO PESO





















 >>/22338/
good reference, I keep getting shit like "sub 3 energys trying to efficiencymaxx" on my fyp, and its just blackpill edits about how solar and wind sucks and nuclear is superior, or sometimes blackpill edits of magnus carlsen (a real neko) playing chess as a kid and the caption is "just have talent"
 >>/22337/
isn't it a nothingburger that only affects people that try and make money on CS2? I looked at the steam reviews and the negative reviews today come from accounts with sub 50 hours playtime crying, so not actual players, just traders from third world countries that use virtual knife skins to make a living. sad!




 >>/22345/
I just mentioned my kaythinky archive...

But seriously I don't think a skin in a video game is worth more than a couple of bucks, some items being worth hundreds or thousands of dollars is silly. Trading knife skins is not a job, valve is right to gut the skins economy and make Ivan get a real job or go to the front lines of Donbas




























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 >>/22345/
> then you've never owned a digital good worth selling
All the digital goods "worth selling" have insane volatility and unless you're retarded you know what you're getting into.
Unless you consider derivatives that are sold by the bank digital goods but I wouldn't since at least they're backed by the bank in some way.
 >>/22371/
 >>/22373/
> -40%
> -20%
It's over… S&Pnekos have won… CURSE YOU GABEEEEEEEEEEEEN

All of the knives generated by this change haven't even hit the market yet, so the market crash is entirely speculative. That being said, in one week when all of the new knives are tradeable it could be a huge low. I may actually buy a knife for the first time if it dips enough.





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 >>/22379/
Since you didnt reply to me yesterday about what tattoo I should get instead, I booked an emergency next-day appointment for this morning in a panic and now I have a tattoo of a bigger, thicker and veinier dick on my dick. I hope it heals well but even if it doesnt, it's swelled up enough that my dick might actually be bigger

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 >>/22342/
>  just traders from third world countries that use virtual knife skins to make a living
gambling is illegal in places like russia, china, and india so people use highly volatile speculative assests, like cs skins, as a substitute for gamba, i think options trading is super popular in india for this very reason
cs skin speculation is as much of a real job as playing slots is

 >>/22346/
> valve is right to gut the skins economy
not to appeal to authority, but valve employs real economists, i think even the former greek prime minister yanis varoufakis was their in house economist for a while, so whatever they did will surely benefit them in the end
they dont make money when big ticket items get traded off-site via crypto or whatever so they dont really care if those items lose all of their value, the only problem i can see is that the trust is now broken so people wont want to open cases, but i am sure some nerd maths phd already did the calculations and they will still profit more in the end even if some whales will stop spending now

 >>/22371/
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 >>/22381/
Some people speculate that they are moving away from crates completely, possibly due to future EU regulations. There was something about some locker system for unlocking items in the future being discussed but I havent been active in CS since 2018 so I dont know about that











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> Girl I know asked if I am going to the annual formal ball this year
If I didnt know she already had a boyfriend, this would've been the FIRST time in my life I had understood that someone was flirting with me.

Anyways, I am NOT going. I do NOT own a suit. I do NOT have a date. I am an INCEL. I am BLACKPILLED. sub 5 SUBHUMAN. It never even begun. jfc ldr. 
Tbh, if she wasn't in a relationship, I would be down going there with her (she looks like yumenikkis)
















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Just learned about the Louvre heist that took place last week. Very interesting. I think the whole concept about grand heists that target banks, museums and such are incredibly fucking cool
I wish I was a career criminal doing big hits






















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 >>/22411/
I've only heard that it happened and that's pretty much all. 
Being a career criminal sounds cool until you notice that the only reason you hear about cool heists is survivorship bias. 
 >>/22421/
I hope it's a joke, if not you have my actual unironic condolences.
At least you can claim the dumbest neko status now and nobody will challenge you







I no longer believe he got the tattoo
He is being too avoidant. This is an elaborate ruse and I will NOT be giving him free (You)s because he will use the endercoins as a down payment for his mortage so he can get a house together with WASGFTFADBISMILLAHgirl from BGC (she has a boyfriend but is willing to live in the same house as neko as long as he pays for everything)


 >>/22441/
Linework looks good but now you have ink in your brain and you are also desensitized to having needles in your body so that means you are going to become trans and start taking estrogen soon. Sorry, I just know the song and dance
























Been thinking about money, when my next uni payment comes in, in about a month, I want to stick half of it at least in investments or savings.

I could just do a fixed savings account with my bank, lock it away for 3 years and lock in a 5% AER. Are you guys doing better than 5% gains on your stockies?

It'd be less work and still a bit of money made.





















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 >>/22471/
Crazy how a girl messaging me twice on day makes me dream that I am talking to women
I just got hit with the most disgusting 1-2 hook like and sinker combo of my life and it wasnt even funny. 
There was quite a strange sequence of events before this part took place but Ill skip it for brevitys sake. I dreamt that I was on a train somewhere in Korea on the way home to my hotel and this one girl that kinda looked like Clairo was sitting next to me kinda half-singing Baby One More Time  by Britney Spears, more specifically this part https://youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4 (timestamp 59 sec)
With me liking the sing, I kinda, under my breath, chimed in with the one sentence I could remember in my dream state and said "I lose my mind". She then leans over to me and asks, what's the next part?
I, of course, am confused as to what she means, so I say probably said something like "what do you mean?" and she clarifies, what's the next part of the song?
So I reply "Give me a siign" and she says, this is your sign, I like you.

Digusting. Absolutely vile. Even in my dreams women toy with my heart.



 >>/22373/
> i will be walking around the streets in naught but rags...
I meant to reply to this with 😳😳😳😳 two nights ago but I had scheduled my pc for a shutdown in 20 seconds when I refreshed my tab and I couldnt find the emoji fast enough before it shut down and then I forgot im sorry neko 😿

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 >>/22487/
That's so funny, I would tell you to stay away from her since I saw similar behavior before but I definitely know you won't listen (I maybe would but I'm also stupid (not as much as you though))
 >>/22466/
Do you want me to actually give you financial advice (not a financial advice) or does it not matter? Because I was thinking about posting a whole blogpost about it but honestly it's too much work.

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 >>/22491/
>  I would tell you to stay away from her
I have already woken up, I can't pursue her any more. We even exchanged numbers and planned to go on a date but then my body unfortunately realized it had slept 10 hours and that it was time to ruin my life again



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Completely forgot what I was doing (making tea, heating food in the microwave and cooking spaghetti) that I ended up having cold tea, cold food and burning a thick layer of black worms onto the bottom of my pot
its the first time I burn pasta but I didnt realize I had been cooking food until I could smell my mistake
 >>/22494/
Thanks for reminding me that I need to reply to her. Your foolish plans have backfired ka-ka. ka-ka-ka-ka


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 >>/22496/
I'm telling you, my brain has recently undergone some change where it feels like my brain is operating at half mast
Liverslop and sleeping more has not changed anything!
Maybe I am living with intense pussy deficiency or something, I dont know anymore


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 >>/22498/
I have considered getting my blood checked as actually finally getting checked up for ADHD and that's why I was trying to call up the doc's office a few days ago but the nurse just told me "Uuuh, idk if we do that here. Go on the government website and ask the chatbot"
Knowing me, given that I was met with the littlest resistance, it'll take another 5 years of this issue boiling up before I try again


 >>/22500/
I cant commit to anything unless I am absolutely addicted to it in the moment
I've dropped way too many things during my time as a neko. When was the last time I blogposted about drawing or learning huezilian?

 >>/22501/
You drew just last night and this morning you practiced brazilian, you just stopped blogposting about it but still continue to do it, like how I stopped blogposting about working out but I've been hitting the gym daily.


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 >>/22499/
> finally getting checked up for ADHD
You need an uhhhh recommendation to the specialist from your GP, I'm sure if they're not dumb about it (and you're not dumb about it) you can get it.
Basically just get a visit at your GP (or any GP if you don't have one assigned to you) and that's all.
> Go on the government website and ask the chatbot
STFU, I would never take that as an answer lmao.

You know funky is actually putting in da effort recently, it might not be what I'm looking for but I think it's a positive outlook for the future toks?














 >>/22517/
The "weiner" part of weinerschnitzel is referring to it being a viennese schnitzel, not that is is a sausage. Have you never actually seen what a weinerschnitzel looks like? Its a flattened, battered piece of veal or pork. Its not a sausage "by any other name"







 >>/22524/
In like 6 years time when I have made enough money to buy a house somewhere innawoods (assuming I get a job at all), all the nekos are invited to my little cabin
I will also send an invitation to Justin Beiber in case he wants to show up cus I lowkey fw with him even if his music is kinda ass

> A lot of people seem to forget when they first left neko they hung out in a discord server before the endchan board got made
you guys didnt fucking invite me? what the fuck


 >>/22527/
buddy, if you post your lines in the "#royalty-free-gimmicks channel on the 'cord, you have NO RIGHT to complain if someone uses your gimmick DUMPASS
you have got to post it in the #claimed-one_liners chat channel. Sucks to SUCK.

Attaching a tok™ so that everyone knows who has claimed this gimmick



 >>/22530/
coop is so rundown here its kinda sad to shop there
but I appreciate that they exist because they are taking a chunk of the otherwise near-duopoly for grocery stores basically running a racketeering scheme and increasing the prices and then lying in the press about it






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I, for one, actually got invited to the nekoserver. It was me, BN (Bonbineko) and this 350 lbs ex-D1 quarterback star with an ACL injury. I heard he didn't even know what neko was nor why he was invited to the server but he would frequently tell us about how he was getting into cooking since he couldn't compete anymore. He sent amazing pictures of his signature tomato rigatoni
Here is one of those that he sent
















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I am still fucking livid over how much rizz I give every other character but myself in my dreams.
Like, how does my brain manage to come up with a fucking pickup line featuring a song lyric for a song I haven't listened to in over a year? That is so fucking funny to me
> "Give me a sign"
< This  is your sign, I like you. Do you want to go on a date?
The worst part is that if an actual woman said this, it would have a diabolical success rate due to how clever it was. I am starting to believe that real people are in my dreams. These cannot be figments of my imagination. There is no way I am coming up with these things and then also accurately writing the script for the appropriate characters to say them.

I need to go to the doctor because this is making me feel a bit kooky in the brain innit










> They are a literal discord group, they don't really count
trying to think of a witty reply to this post, I only have 12 more hours before it gets bumped off their screen.




 >>/22563/
Honestly it warrants no response
If you don't get how having a culture makes it so that we don't have to deal with the same problems as cave then you just don't
Unless he loves the cavies culture in which case he can knock himself out




This guy goes from chaste, teetotal to getting a tattoo and drinking alcohol frequently in no time
What happened to this neko? We need a 3 hour youtube documentary about his downfall













 >>/22583/
I've read online that some people are given a kit and instructions to take it off, wash, dry and moisturize the area and then apply a new set for a few more days. Those seemed to be colour/larger tattoos though, mine is pretty simple, she mentioned it probably would heal pretty quick as it's not much


 >>/22585/
It was annoying but not painful at all. The worst was when she switched to the needle used for filling in the black spaces, that one itched a lot and was irritating.

I just locked in and stared at the wall as she worked.


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 >>/22569/
It has its downsides but also it makes it so that we blogpost more maybe I think so I dunno 
I'll have less work hours next month so maybe I'll try wrangling guca honestly if you made me promise some timeframe (that's not tomorrow, more like at least a week from now) I could do it probably I just never feel like it and I know it will sucks because I have to learn some stupid web crap









Feeling friendless, loveless... I will start dating an AI chatbot. That will solve all my problems

Holy fuck, Junko Enoshima, I didnt know you loved McDonald's Cheddar Cheese Dip just as much as I do! :O



 >>/22599/
it is their best dip. Always got 2 of those and 1 BBQ when I got a 20 pack of nuggets
it is very tangy, vinegary but I love it
I actually now remember that whenever I get mcdicks nowadays (like once yearly when out drinking) I get a cheeseburger and one of those dips, open the buns and then empty the dip inside before closing that jawn again
mmmm good slop




 >>/22592/
I've heard there's a swedish term for jaurking it and crying at the same time, I think it starts with g of something.
You've reminded me I've read it today (well yesterday) on xitter probably
 >>/22596/
Don't be rude, sometimes boys look not like boys at all and it's fine unless it's rezzi and they want to do the choppa














why did all talk of the nekocabin/nekomansion stop when i gave you not only a realistic option but an open invitation?
don't tell me everyone here is yapping just because it's free.,,,







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just dropped the rare neko mascot pack in the secret chat channel on the nekocord backup 'cord
its the one you can only access if you give yourself one of the teletubby roles to access (Not Po, I disabled access to the chat channel for that one due to that one neko who kept typing "lmao PoOp here with another archive" whenever he posted something. No, it is NOT funny. Po OP (Original Poster) should be separated by a space and the latter is an acronym and should be capitalized. Writing poop is not funny and you need to grow up.)





































 >>/22660/
I am keeping you company, that was the reason I stayed up o algo
 >>/22659/
check your cl*ckchannel dms just sent you something
 >>/22661/
ok gotcha ill go back up three lines in my message and censor the word (you will already have read the censored word by the time you reach this part of the post which means that there will be a chronological break for you. this must feel really weird, huh? rest assured, the word was uncensored until I finished writing this sentence. not this one, though)
















 >>/22678/
Im eating my brekkie/lunchie while watching this
Its like I was invited to the last supper but she is Judas and obviously angry about Jesus only offering her tor tillas and I am just eating my liverslop, oblivious to what will happen next




 >>/22682/
> Why not just [...] cook another batch of spaghetti?
Lazy. Same reason I havent been to the dentist in 5 years
The lion is a human representation of Hamlet
> was it spaghetti with something
No, the spaghetti is in a separate bowl










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 >>/22692/
When Chapstickneko comes back home you will be able to count the amount of facial piercings Kay has yourself and you will know that on this day, Bonibonkerneko r0flpwnd you

I was going to remove this part because I hate being a crybaby but Ill keep it in for optional reading
update: I just talked to a t. knower and they told me they honestly just recommend me seeking privatized care and pay the big boy bucks for an evaluation and then pay for medicine privately. I could afford a week trip to glorious Japan or a new top end PC that I will not play video games on for the same price- Tough decisions... I think I will do.... nothing!
update 2: I threw out the pasta but I fear that I will not care enough to make more. no appetite anymore

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 >>/22693/
It's actually hard to believe for me that you're getting stonewalled, on the other hand if I was going for a specialist appointment I would probably have to wait months if not years
ITS LITERALLY 10 MINUTES OF COOKING ON GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
> When Chapstickneko comes back home you will be able to count the amount of facial piercings Kay has yourself
I have counted, it was 0 before she left and it's 2 now (discounting her ears being pierced but that's natural for women)
I mean I have a significant aversion so even though I was rarely looking at her toks I would notice.

< this is how he/himmlers dance nowadays
I already forgot what was her new name LMAO

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 >>/22694/
Idk what you mean by stonewalled. The only meaning of that term I have is chess related
> susu
It's time for you, neko, to learn that being a man is all about... shaving your legs, dressing up in tight dresses, thigh high socks and makeup. If that wasnt the case, why would all these he/himmlers who claim they are men do exactly this?

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 >>/22695/
> Idk what you mean by stonewalled.
Replace it by "you would get nowhere even if you tried", it's not really important.
Like here if you actually try and are annoying enough GP will give you almost any regular specialist appointment, well within reason I guess, it's just that that appointment might be 3 years in the future lmao.
Though psychiatric assessment cannot be that hard to get, well, I never tried here but doxx alert my sister got some related things and she never had any trouble with that.
Maybe Sviden is fake and gay and all the svids think that psychiatrists are their personal therapists so you've got huge q's.
> what being a man is all about
Well I can tell you with 100% certainty that I will never ever ever in my entire life dance like tok related.
Even as a jaurk. Never. No, not even for a million dollars.

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 >>/22696/
Its not about the queue system it kinda also is, but we have something called a care guarantee which means you will be guaranteed a visit within 90 days but the fact that when you first go to the GP, they will do a basic level evaluation to then decide if they think its debilitating enough for you to perhaps require a diagnosis
they may just as well look at me, go "you are studying a high-pressure degree and you arent dead yet. denied" just to get me out of their hair
even if they give a referral to a psychiatrist at a hospital, that would just begin a probably years long evaluation that may end in diagnosis and then possibly months or years before medication due to how many people are getting diagnosed for it nowadays
the knower I talked to who told me that it might just be better to go the private route, pay like €3000 for it and then meds may be like €100 a month and that would take a few months from start to finish probably
> Maybe Sviden is fake and gay
No, it's just been hamstrung by ridiculous political decisions and our healthcare system is on its dying breath
but I willstop talking about this now. Maybe Ill make an update about it on the meguca we all will be posting on that will surely be up a few months from now Kappa Chungus




































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 >>/22732/
> becoming homeless
unfortunately a very real and present threat in the lives of the average individual
sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i could be a full-fledged neet
i bet i would develop tons of very niche skills that are only appreciated by a small number of people on the internet

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 >>/22731/
Honestly, I need to eat. 
I wouldn't be lacking really since I still live with my rents but they're getting very annoyed with me being a loser so at least working and contributing is making them content.
Also it's not that hard of a job. If it wasn't led by incompetent retards I would have normal hours so 16h gives you at least one additional "day off".
 >>/22732/
> your vast prior experience 
Yeah with handling your retard self 🖕😎🖕
 >>/22733/
> what my life would be like if i could be a full-fledged neet
You'd probably do as I did and waste most of your time honestly. 
Working sucks but being a neet sucks too unless you've got iron will and are able to portion your time and stick to a schedule very well.

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 >>/22734/
> iron will
couldn't be me
> able to portion your time and stick to a schedule
definitely couldn't be me
thats interesting about your shifts though
4 extended days for 3 days off a week
sounds kinda brutal
i know those 3 days off would go by too fast 
i feel like that math doesnt add up though...

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 >>/22735/
> schedule
Yea if it couldn't be you you'd probably feel miserable as a neet. Or not. There are many ways of coping and I guess sometimes you can be content with being a failure.
I guess I would if it wasn't for money being a problem, but you know everyone dreams about being rich.
> job
Its regular 40h a week or at least it would be close to it but they're dumb, incompetent and skirting the law.
So if there was full staff I'd be working 2-3 days a week if working 16h shifts but most of the time 2 16h and 1 8h or 1 16h and 3 8h ones.




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 >>/22737/
> very early day
Same as always for this shift tbf
> don't have any toks
He's tokless... It's beyond over...
 >>/22739/
> dislike jobs that have hours that change
Me too but there's not much choice for me honestly. 
The good part is that the job is pretty easy.
> steady routine
You might think it's impossible but I've got a decent workout schedule going at the same time and I could do more but I'm a lazy bum.

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 >>/22734/
> Yeah with handling your retard self 🖕😎🖕
You win this time... but this is not the last time you'll hear from me, the spectactiously spectacular Bonaldo!
> Honestly, I need to eat
Fatass....
 >>/22738/
I did this when I was a kid but with porcelain or glass ornaments that I found and bought at yard sales while my parents were browsing around, like picrel. Now that I think a bit more about it, I used to imagine the different characters as counter strike characters trying to snipe each other with AWPs and stuff. I was a weird child
I still value those memories fondly

Cute mizukitok









integrated myself into a group at uni

pretty cute girl in that group came and said hi to me, asked me about my week, laughs at all my jokes and hasnt said thr boyfriend word yet.

do i have a chance? #8ball

turns out I might have lyme disease and the 1-3 week incubation time kinda lines up with me feeling like ive gotten a brain nerf
fuck my stupid chud life literally everything going downhill at the same time




 >>/22752/
> FAST FAST
Ive done my mandated 2 phone calls maximum today already so it can wait until tomorrow
no available times on the GP's website for tomorrow so lets hope I wake up early enough to call and grab one of the secret extra times faster than Gunhilde, 93.













integrated myself into a group at uni

pretty cute girl in that group came and said hi to me, asked me about my week, laughs at all my jokes and hasnt said thr boyfriend word yet.

do i have a chance? #8ball







call the gp 15 seconds after opening and you get an error message saying theyre not open today. call them 30 seconds after that and youre 1 hour deep in the queue. what the spruce?


100 kisses from the angels on my tummy ^w^
100 kisses from my mommy when im crummy 🤧
100 bumblebees needed to make honey 🐝🍯
100 nose wiggles like Im a littly bunny 🐇
100 years in a century 💯
100 (You)s that you stole from me 😾
100 posts leave you dead within 🤭
100 BOMBS that pierce your skin 😄




yeah, just decided I don't care about the kinda cute girl on my course, she does NOT look half as good as maeve, I will simply wait for my 10/10 cosplay gf or die a virgin, chapstick style





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 >>/22780/
> truly she is the cutest LATAM 'fu
First of all those are some fighting words (and I'm the muscularest neko so you better pipe down kid)
Second of all it's obviously mfunky
 >>/22781/
> I will simply wait for my 10/10 cosplay gf or die a virgin, chapstick style
Wait, but if you're not chapstick you are already not a virgin so you cannot do anything chapstick style 😎
 >>/22783/
> "take them between meals"
Yea that's their way of telling you to not take them with the meals but to the normie person.
You should be able to translate normie to autistic dumbass at this point…
> thats why I rule Nekoville
Certified FALSE™ by the Nekoville® Truthseeker© Council®©™

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 >>/22786/
> You should be able to translate normie to autistic dumbass at this point…
I simply ask the pharmer if there is an amount of time before and after meals that you should take them and he said thumb rule 1 hour before or 2 hours after
By golly, these pills are FUCKING HUGE. ONE GRAM HEIFERS. Its so over.... my stomach will be full after eating ONE pill and I will starve



There are only 100 posts left and there are like 3,5 days left in the month OH NO PANIC WE HAVE 48 POSTS AVERAGE PER DAY AND THERE ARE TOO MANY DAYS LEFT 
> Just post less
Brutal











 >>/22799/
ok this is the first time I post it online but here goes. hope you like it
⡑⢊⠁⠈⠀⢀⠢⠁⣄⠢⢈⢈⠲⣉⢄⠰⠙⢦⡁⢸⢳⠎⣹⢾⣈⢮⣂⢝⢣⣻⢻⡯⣷⣔⣏⢚⡻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣻⣦⣛⢖⠴⣑⣦⠖⣙⣒⢧⣂⢠⢦⡐⢳⣣⡝⣣⢟⡭⢻⣻
⡰⠜⠩⠤⠐⠀⠀⠂⢄⢮⠜⠒⠘⣬⠂⢧⢂⣧⣄⡅⠄⢠⠤⢸⠳⢁⢤⣏⡂⠾⣷⢏⡱⡸⣻⣼⢎⢆⣅⢞⢇⡾⣩⣉⠾⢮⣠⢀⣀⠀⠉⡀⠂⠙⡈⠓⡄⠁⢨⡔⢦⢭⣳⢆⣹
⠤⠒⠌⡘⢃⠠⠐⠈⠀⠀⠀⡈⡅⠈⠡⢶⢈⡑⡌⡄⠰⠯⠑⠠⣰⣩⢡⠦⣅⠈⢿⢇⠹⠔⣺⢙⠟⣖⠦⠷⢭⢔⢔⣩⢁⠀⠈⠌⡡⡰⢎⡁⢆⡀⣐⣂⣄⢦⡄⢣⣣⠜⡹⢬⡝
⣉⠴⠎⡁⠢⡐⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⡀⢀⠦⢀⠆⠣⢔⠊⡐⡠⠘⠠⠈⡐⠈⠔⣄⢁⢊⢁⠠⠤⣔⠵⠅⢌⣕⢈⡡⢂⠐⠠⠀⠑⠀⢈⠚⢈⠲⠇⡌⡘⠜⢋⠠⠱⢈⠱⠀⢘⡬⠓
⢊⠠⢘⡠⠐⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⡀⠸⢊⢱⡈⢮⠓⣅⠱⠸⢃⡴⠅⢁⠇⠊⠚⢡⡻⣯⡖⠶⣠⠖⠃⠐⠰⢀⠀⠁⠤⡘⢮⠃⠖⣎⡙⢱⠼⢎⡍⠑⣨⠰⡭⠃⣡⠆⣃⠥
⢁⢢⠐⢁⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠱⠦⣉⠴⣹⢺⣧⠞⡘⢢⠀⠃⡊⠛⡁⡇⡪⢃⠤⡁⠒⠢⣂⢈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⣈⠱⢣⢆⡘⠳⢆⢋⢡⠦⡌⡒⠘⢪⡑⠥⢢⡑
⡉⠤⡈⠐⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⢆⣋⡐⡹⣸⡽⢿⡯⣟⢭⠻⣪⢟⡐⡊⠄⠳⣁⡕⠛⣙⡐⢎⠄⢨⢆⢁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢄⡌⠒⢌⠡⠰⢣⢄⠸⢆⠌⡱⡌⡐⡸
⠔⠣⢄⡜⠃⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠍⠄⣥⠑⡞⣷⣿⡟⣿⡯⣾⣿⠻⣭⡎⢳⣻⣏⡻⠯⢉⠟⢈⣂⠃⣳⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠐⢂⡀⢒⡄⠒⣈⢱⡌
⡒⢁⢢⡌⠘⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠈⣴⡞⡵⣯⣙⣿⣭⣽⣾⣿⡿⣷⡽⠪⣻⢿⣯⡼⣼⣾⡗⣱⡹⣴⠰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠐⣃⠄⢃⡠⠜
⡄⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠈⢷⣛⡽⣯⡽⣿⣿⢻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣿⡯⡾⣹⣻⣿⢳⡝⣡⣣⢙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠈⢢⡑
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣣⣿⣃⣟⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣖⡾⣿⣿⠽⣯⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢀⠠
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡻⣴⡏⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣽⣟⢒⢈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢼⢃⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡁⢀⡏⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⣿⠂⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⢩⢸⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢨⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠘⡿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡅⠌⣃⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠂⣵⠺⡧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⣃⠼⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⣯⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣺⠰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠏⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⢧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⣥⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡅⣻⣯⣛⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢦⣯⣟⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠙⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⡟⣿⣻⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢨⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⣿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣌⡞⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣳⡧⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣯⣽⢳⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡈⡆⡳⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣽⣷⣟⣴⣧⣕⠧⡿⡾⣾⣾⡼⢿⢳⣽⠳⢈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡑⢠⡙⣼⡿⣞⡿⢿⡝⣿⣶⣿⣏⣭⢻⢋⣛⣉⡜⣫⣞⢯⣯⡱⣷⢃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡜⡗⡟⣫⢷⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣵⡿⢽⣿⢟⡽⣫⢸⣵⢯⣕⡗⡣⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡅⢩⠷⣃⣼⣺⣽⢟⢿⡯⣿⣷⣿⢿⣾⣞⣷⣮⡕⡺⡸⣳⢮⡾⢈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣋⡰⢿⠇⣿⣏⣻⠮⣿⠖⢮⣟⢽⡫⡿⢯⢏⣿⣟⢥⣍⠧⢲⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠱⡞⣧⣿⣷⣿⣾⢣⣦⣣⠦⣳⣿⣹⣷⣆⣿⢯⣽⡻⡤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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 >>/22802/
> shat, pissed, ejaculated, and trimmed my cock/ball hair into the toilet bowl
is this was in chronological order, I know just how you feel regarding having been so constipated that the piss doesnt start flowing until after the turds have made it past the beaches
anyways cum and hair coagulate and probably clogged your throne































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 >>/22832/
I dunno, it's probably not the only one but it might be the only one that has high probability of actually having kill count and it not being a meme.
As in I can believe it does have one while for the others I wouldn't believe until I've seen some definite proof.
 >>/22833/
Sadly there's no anonymous way to send someone a package because I would even for the meme lmao.

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 >>/22835/
Can you not send stuff without a return address in your cunt? Here you can; the only issue would be finding a way to anonymously receive it
 >>/22834/
I see it as a form of self-medication

Also, I forgot that I made tea. I am genuinely not joking when I say this but it is 15 centimeters from my face. Infront of me. Between both of my arms as I am typing this sentence. I only remembered because I started replying to the cloverpost

Between writing the thing above this two minutes ago, I forgot about it again. At least it is still like 50-60 degrees warm and drinkable.
Btw, when  >>/22830/ was 18 minutes old, I remembered that I had made tea but then forgot about it a minute later

> Just remember the tea
Brutal





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 >>/22839/
> Have a PO box and I dunno how "anonymous" that is.
I think it would be decently anonymous for the purpose of receiving honey but thats also like €30 a month or more per one site I saw. Aint worth it for the gimmick
I would rather pay that for a MEGUCA that we can POST ON


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 >>/22842/
> Honestly I'm considering driving to sfeiden and leaving it on the sidewalk near you
That would be the highest effort gimmick in neko history. Well, aside from me pretending that Im not a brazilian woman self-posting the entire time that is
> too time consuming
what if we met halfway and held hands on the Karlskrona - Gdynia ferry 👉👈
> He still believes in that lie lmao.
YOU LIED? YOU SAID THAT IT WOULD BE DOEN IN TWO MORE WEEKS!



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 >>/22844/
had to double check so you got me
 >>/22845/
there is a Nynäshamn - Gdansk ferry too as well as Ystad/Malmö/Trelleborg - Swinoujscie according to the one website I am looking at
> guca will be up in 2 more weeks
can you believe it, guys? guca, just 2 weeks away. guca is in two weeks, woohoo! i am so happy about this information! guca, just two weeks away, oh wow. can you believe it, guca just in two weeks? it got here so fast! guca -...





Just watched a random youtube video about the 2019 synagogue shooter (who failed to open a wooden gate) and apparently he posted on meguca (and linked his twitch stream of the shooting there) which was the reason it rebranded to shamichan
meguca lore






 >>/22856/
thats true, theyre working
if theyre doing the thing I want them to do (remove my skin infection, be it lyme disease or something else) is what I cant be sure of
the issue is that I feel like I have a permanent pit in my stomach yet I have no appetite 
Very unpleasant feeling. Just 8 more days I guess


 >>/22858/
the lion constantly overanalyses things post-hoc and frequently goes back to apologize for things that probably arent even seen as problems just because the lion realized that it could be interpreted in a bad way



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 >>/22854/
Yea I watched like 4 minutes and I cannot laugh at this guy, he's just auschwistic
 >>/22856/
Not exactly, he also might be having some sides but also hopefully they're working.
 >>/22859/
I am much more used to measuring words and making sure that there is no extraneous meaning where I don't want there to be one.
I think I've also stopped caring that much since I'm getting older and if I cannot get along with someone then that's that.
 >>/22861/
Good morning neko :D

> halloween cosplay
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa…

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It was actually so fucked up trying to sleep last night
With every heartbeat it felt as if they started in my stomach and radiated outwards. I was lying completely still yet it felt as if I was on a ship at sea and the violent waves were inside of my body, throwing me about
8 more days of these nightmare pills










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 >>/22870/
given that theres usually a 1-3 week incubation time before you get symptoms, I think it lines up with me having been to this botanical park as I had been there 3 weeks exactly before the skin infection showed up. The weird thing is that the infection isnt growing like its said that they usually do so I still dont know what it might be
 >>/22871/
AHHHAHAHA

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 >>/22873/
Well the GP has looked it over right so I think it doesn't exactly mean anything if it's not growing as long as he identified it correctly.
I guess my question would be better phrased if you've done it as a one off and got extremely unlucky or do you often go out?

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 >>/22874/
I used to be out in the woods often but not anymore. this was a one-off thing 
> the gp has looked it over
the entire meeting was like 5 minutes long. He looked at it, measured it, pressed on it, asked me if it hurts and then stated that whatever it was, it was a skin infection at least and that he was giving me a prescription for penicillin and the instructions of how often to take them
Sitting in the waiting room was like 5x longer than the actual check-up

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 >>/22875/
> Sitting in the waiting room was like 5x longer than the actual check-up
That's actually pretty normal, I remember hour long queues when I still used to go to the doctor (long time ago) (I doubt anything changed since the society got older on average)
> 5 minutes long
Well if you die you die, the rare bonis will die with you :D




 >>/22877/
I recommend for you to use FOSS software such as newpipe or tubular, that way you will both fix the problem of having to watch ads and having to interact with women 😎
 >>/22878/
They're all gems and you're just hiding them from us to make sure we never see 'em
I know ya





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 >>/22884/
I've got plenty of stuff I haven't posted yet, whether it's from cosplayers I haven't posted almost at all here (my gigasecret mega kay archive (no, you don't have a bigger archive (yes, mine is the largest))) or I haven't felt like going through all the toks.
Though I obviously have my favorites :D















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ngl it feels as if the world has stopped using virgin as an insult in the last like  10 years
I hear people using 'unemployed' way more now and in the same exact way that people would use 'virgin' in the past
peculiar




 >>/22900/
> the world
You mean women.
> I hear people using 'unemployed' way more
You mean women.
No but fr, I have never seen those getting used as an actual insult unless you know, it was coming from a giganormie.
I guess the job application meme was there for a few weeks but it didn't get that much mileage.
 >>/22903/
I hate (You) specifically so I don't post when you're online.


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 >>/22904/
> You mean women
I dont interact with women so no, that's not what I meant
> unless it was coming from a giganormie
I heard people say it in league all the time as well as from semi-normie-adjacent people I know irl that are themselves chronically online but handle it well
They use phrases like "Its a good day for the unemployed" whenever drama stirs up in whatever discord server they are in

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 >>/22906/
Not a thing amongus my friends and we're all terminally online. We all long for the unemployed lifestyle.
Honestly if I could be unemployed I would.
Shaming tactics don't work on me. At least not 99.9% of the time.
> new toks
> funky but different got a bf
Naurrrrrrrrr that's why she wasn't posting so long… It's over for the evil funky enjoyers (noone) (I don't care either)



 >>/22909/
Thank you for your interest in the Chief Sex Tester role at the Sex Factory. We appreciate the time and effort you invested in applying for this position.

After careful consideration, we have decided not to move forward with your application at this time. We received a significant number of applications from qualified candidates, unlike yourself, making this selection process extremely difficult.

Due to the high volume of applications, we are not able to provide individual feedback to candidates. However, we do hope you'll stay connected with us and keep an eye on our future career opportunities. If a suitable position opens up again, we would be happy to hear from you and consider your application.






 >>/22915/
Thank you for your reply regarding in the biological height status of the Bonald Neko. We appreciate the time and effort you invested in typing up your message.

After careful truthseeking, we have decided not to deem your post truthful at this time. We received a significant number of speculations from taller candidates, unlike yourself, making this truthfinding process extremely difficult.

Due to the high volume of speculations, we are not able to provide individual feedback to candidates. However, we do hope you'll stay connected with us and keep an eye on our future fact checking opportunities. If a suitable unascertained thing pops up again, we would be happy to hear from you and consider your assertion.


















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Part of my mandatory training is watching/reading 20 hours of online content. Currently I'm on the 3 hour stretch of Dementia care.

fuck I hope they don't put me in a dementia care setting, dementia is the most depressing thing imaginable.
















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Just remembered something from trying to sleep last night
The waves that I mentioned earlier today, they made it feel as if I was pregnant with something moving around inside my stomach. These fucking pills are making me simulate male pregnancy.


 >>/22951/
no, it actually felt like there was something inside of me moving. I tried to evoke visuals of this with the wave comment and how my heartbeats would begin inside my stomach and then radiate outwards but idk how else to explain it
It felt like a whirlpool inside my stomach








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 >>/22959/
I've only got like 2 requirements and she would be hitting it since it does seem like she wants to do stuff now. But then she would also have to not use bb no drahma and not do any fanservice since I don't like it
As in those are my 2 requirements besides doing what she's doing now.










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He didnt say good morning to me because he knows I just took my antibiotic and that I, literal minutes after consuming it, already feel like dogshit and that means that it CANNOT be a good morning.

Holy fuck this stuff SUCKS. I wonder if this is a very minor allergic reaction or something
 >>/22968/
Yes, this much is known 😿 I am still on the bankruptcy, insolvency, hypothecation etc course from a few months ago



 >>/22972/
yea but I would rather it NOT make me feel like shit so that I can enjoy life to the fullest by eating stuff like apples and pears and drinking chocolate milk without feeling like a gassy little boy
Also I wanna eat food before my exam in 2 hours and I doubt I will feel well enough to do so






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 >>/22970/
> I wonder if this is a very minor allergic reaction or something
Might be a rare side honestly. But we both know you're not going to GP so he fixes is so uhhhh SUFFER
> spoiler
Yea that's your future fate so you better learn it good 🫵😹
 >>/22971/
Never 'eard of it, the tok is good though.
 >>/22975/
Well, let's say the tok is quite dorky.




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