/neko/ - neko

Devourerer of Gods TRUE MELEE: Killed
Doubters: Disproven
Death counter: Probably in the 50s on this boss alone

 >>/3349/
> Doubters: Disproven
Nobody was doubting that you have that speedrunner genome buddy

 >>/3350/
I'm not your buddy, pal. Call me sister from now on

 >>/3351/
Alice... (formerly Sven Erikson)

 >>/3352/
I wouldnt infringe on Rekiposters name. She took it first so she will keep it

 >>/3353/
Fùck yoù as soon as I get home I'm banning yoù

 >>/3354/
Trans letters

Someone should invite chazzrick to the DJ program and by DJ I mean Dick jerker

 >>/3356/
Chaz is washed HE doesn't stream

 >>/3357/
too busy hanging out with his boytoys

 >>/3358/
Wait a second, he's got his own personal harem of femboys?
That's pretty freaking cool!

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Do you guys also have this fuckery where youtube will change the layout by ITSELF every I dunno few days/hours or something?
I'm talking about the main site, it has been trying out double shorts (2 rows, shorts, row, shorts), big thumbnails (4 videos per row) and today no shorts at all (I did not click the button to hide shorts either, I know it's somewhere there since I remember clicking it before)
They really love fucking with end-user it seems lmao.
And I opened another tab, same browser, next to each other and the layout is different, it's so freaking uncanny...

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 >>/3360/
I have legit just blocked the css elements for 90% of the shit sites like youtube and twitch tries to push on you nowadays
Sure, it breaks the functionality of the site in unexpected ways but I havent been recommended a single youtube short since they came out because of it or rather, I have probably been recommended them but they dont show up

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aqkBLjX1z1g

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 >>/3361/
I would've blocked the CSS too long time ago if not for certain TOKFUS that REFUSE to post EVERY TOK on TIKTOK...
So now instead I sometimes scroll down to the shorts to see if anything new is there and most of the time it shows me new toks since those are the only shorts I click lmao

Unrelated but I get a feeling that susu is very self conscious about her chest area, just a hunch

 >>/3363/
> spoiler
what? why

 >>/3364/
She doesn't seem to be comfortable in those recent toks, she very much avoids the fits that show it off and I'm also projecting some features of my ex which might or might not be true (they are very similar though I think, well not looks-wise but mentally)

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 >>/3359/
and they all cosplay pokemon characters

That movie wouldve looked way different if they measured who could do jazz hands the longest on the edge of that roof

I can smell the wet grass, it's probably going to rain.

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*sniffs loudly*
grass is wet. gonna rain.

 >>/3369/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w24NzIbOUO0
ależ wieje

maeve unprivated her account, we are so freaking back.

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 >>/3371/
aint none of you posting her anyways you are just a hoarderneko

 >>/3372/
im too lazy to download and post new toks these days.

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Well, I was right, it started to rain, pretty heavily too.
 >>/3373/
This is exactly why I wrote my own downloader, I just knew at some point I will not be willing to download manually.

New susu, and she wants me SO BAD it's INSANE!!!

 >>/3374/
> SO BAD
> INSANE
thats what they call me 💪😎

 >>/3374/
I am the head of the Neko Truthseeker's Association and I put my best men on this post and the results are astounding.

ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. TRUE.

She does want you SO BAD that it's INSANE.

 >>/3376/
percent? more like tencent 入侵森林 人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 返回下一个马戏团

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 >>/3376/
> ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. TRUE.
Why would I EVER lie?
Truly we are living in the best timeline, with my Susu wife and my lucrative job, nothing can ever go wrong :)

Also I'm in progress of hoarding maeve.

life would be wonderful if I got the church job

Life would be wonderful if my internet didn't cut out every 10 minutes because it's raining so I guess we're ALL OUT OF INTERNET JUICE GOD FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

life would be wonderful if people accepted me for who i really am, a cute girl called alice

t. the neko formerly known as Bonald

 >>/3381/
Factually wrong and libel. Please refer to my press release found here  >>/3353/ to hear about my response to these allegations

 >>/3381/
I am the head of the Neko Truthseeker's Association and I put my best men on this post and the results are astounding.

ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. TRUE.

Life would be wonderful for the former Bonald if we all were instead referring to him as Alice.

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Oldnekos remember the fact that the Truthseekers Association doesn't have an apostrophe but there are no oldnekos left but me, Bonald, the founder and original boardmember of the Truthseekers Association
These alley cats worship a false idol and believe His lies.

im sorry bonald you arent trans
infact, nobody here is trans
we're just straight nekos living in a blue world and all day and all night and everything we see is just blue like us inside and outside

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 >>/3385/
You know what, alley cat? FUCK YOU

 >>/3385/
> everything we see is just blue
Relatable, it's been raining for the last... 4 hours?
 >>/3386/
Damn, you're angwy today Mr Bonald :3

 >>/3387/
I've got the tfw no abbles toks pangs

Listened to some electronic music before bed and now my entire worldview has been thrown off course. I am now disillusioned with life and am having thoughts towards the extent of "Everything is a spook and I don't care about any of it"

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 >>/3389/
I am the biggest spook.

Attaching a picture of me.

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In today's episode of guess the tokfu:
(this one might be actually hard, but it is possible imo)

 >>/3391/
🦊

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 >>/3392/
Damn, he's too good...
On the other news, the toks that are available only in SD can actually get an HD version literally multiple months later, now I've got one tok that's sd rotated and an hd hevc version right next to each other.

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 >>/3393/
all my ~sd toks will remain that way because I no longer have a working awemer but I dont mind

I forgor to make a new thread on the 15th

someone make a new thread NOW. this one won't last until september.

 >>/3394/
Maybe someday I will actually make my software usable to people...
It is improbable though and giving you a codebase that is literally incomprehensible for you to run is kinda... wack. As in it is usable but if you wanted to trace through wtf it actually does would be an ordeal.
 >>/3395/
But I don't have any new good toks NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bad, she wants me so, hmmmmm.

new thread
https://endchan.net/neko/res/3398.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/3398.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/3398.html