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 >>/5683/
I think I watched like maybe at best 10 clips of Ame throughout my whole life, so basically:
RIP in Peace BOZO

I think I have not internalized that it's October, I woke up, I watched the attachment, I looked at the clock and saw that it's October, and yet I was thoroughly surprised to see that there's a new thread.
Or maybe I might be just DUMB AF
GOOD MORNING

















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 >>/5704/
im in too good of a mood (from getting a job) to go through the self harm process of playing deadlock (the worst video game EVER made).

sorry neko, perhaps some other furrychad will play it and we can pogchamp and LuL when they miss bebop hooks




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The Europe Court of Human Rights be like
> errm.. The applicable law in this case is the Aliens Act, compared to old Aliens Act from 1989. Though, both the old Aliens Act and the 2005 Act define conditions under which an alien can be deported or expelled from the country
ALIESN????????????? WHAT HTE FRICK AN UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE?=?!?!



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 >>/5711/
+4 for a reference that most of the 'Nekos' these days are too new to get.

God I hate all the tourists posting on /neko/.... the freaking illegal aliens coming here... ignoring the Alien Act of 2005...







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 >>/5718/
What? I dont understand your post at all
Either way, the conjugations of the verb "to be" goes is, for 3rd person singular and are, for 1st, 2nd and 3rd person plural
"There is so many" is colloquially acceptable, but not correct

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> "There is so many" is colloquially acceptable, but not correct
The problem is that there's no longer a valid distinction between this specific construct and "correct" english.
If it's used by majority of english speaking users and is not ostracized it becomes correct, no matter how much you don't like it.
Sometimes language evolves in illogical and stupid ways.


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 >>/5721/
> by dem means talkin like dis is juss as acceptable bruv n ion think yous be feelin real buzzin bout dat ting innit
I would not, so I'm glad that most of the english speakers do not speak like that. Although I do not think english would be considered a lingua franca of science if that happened so there would be no reason to learn it which would make it a self-solving problem.
> I do not know what you mean
I mean that language evolves and it's become standard english. As in correct. As in you'll probably at best have a professor at a university try to maybe keep it from being used by his English major students and noone will bat an eye at it even if used in business correspondence.

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I don't want to interrupt the incredibly canon and valid you two ESLs are having over the validity of the english language but Iran just broke through Israel's 'Iron Dome' with a massive missile strike...

Whereever I am, I must also /pol/post.
But also, I hope this doesn't start a nuclear war, because I don't want to post the "JC... THE NET'S GOING... THE NET'S GOING BLACK" video unironically.



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 >>/5725/
> I woke up and it turns out that nothing ever happens.
Refer to the whiteboard. *png of Chudjack pointing at "Nothing ever happens"*
Yea I am too lazy to search it up
> maybe there'll be new toks today
Maybe there will :)
> !docket
Watching more Night Court


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 >>/5727/
Pretty sure Night Court stopped airing before I was even born.
It is pretty fun though, I think older american TV was just better, nowadays it's just Kardashians this, storage wars that, don't care.

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Hello nekkas. I'm not attaching any file because today is the first day I'm not skipping class yippee 😁. Only took 3 weeks.
The teacher knew my name before I introduced myself because I'm the only MACHO who signed up. He made me sit next to the Erasmus polish girl. I don't know if she's cute because I was too shy to look at her but she's not fat. I'll have 5 more hours to eventually get a peek.
I'm writing this message because I'm fricking bored and humbly request phone games recommendations that I can play on my phone that you recommend, that's all, thanks for having me. When I return home I'll be sure to post some midfu none of you likes.






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 >>/5734/
tbh I can somewhat understand the logic. at least where I've lived, pizza places offer free delivery and the same deals/offers for delivery and collection, so if the price is exactly the same, why not get it delivered?

keeps the delivery guy in a job too, so workers love it.






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 >>/5737/
Cute boni :)
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I'm NOT playing during lectures, only in-between them, during class time I'm going hard 💪💪💪
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Yeah buddy those are COMPUTER games, and I asked for PHONE kiddie games, but thinking about it I guess I could whip out the lappytoppy during breaks. Also I don't really like carrying my 'puter with me unless necessary because eventually someone will steal it and now that I'm going to start cycling to school (implying it'll never rain as hard as it is raining right now again) I will be run over by a car and die alongside my 'puter.
Also I already cleared StS back in 2020 and didn't lose a single hair over it, too easy wouldn't recommend.
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Yeah she's kinda cute, not as skelly as I like but looked very trad with the big round glasses and braids. Helped her a bunch (I'm very smart) and whenever she thanked me I didn't reply back because I'm very mysterious and have loads of nonchalant skibidi rizz. No, I did not dubra vuska madam her. Yes, we're basically dating now.
Attaching the promised midfu that I found on tigtog while waiting for class and the edge of her screen because polish is so funny lmao no shot those are real words.

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 >>/5741/
From the angle of the reflection of the sunlight on your screen, I have been able to geolocate your exact location down to the nanometre. And using satellite technology I've cockdoxxed you, only 3.5 inches? Unlucky....


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 >>/5742/
But that's her screen... So is the cockdoxx hers? Is the polish femboy myth actually real?
 >>/5743/
Defect was my first :) Didn't go for the heart because uhm yeah.
Watcher is too strong compared to the others, who would have thought doubling the numbers on all your attack cards is strong.

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I looked at the image first and I was wondering for a second why tf would you use excel in polish, but then I connected the dots (before reading the whole post)
> whenever she thanked me I didn't reply back
I have no idea if that's rizz or not, but then I never really tried to get a girl on the homework angle.
> no shot those are real words
They're all real I can assure you.
> PHONE kiddie games
Actual decent phone games cost money, or they're gacha so they suck out your soul.
I think Bloons TD 6 is a decent investment if you would be willing to fork out cash, if not, uhhhh, there's Rogue Adventure (a poor imitation of slay the spire) and Minimal Dungeon (I dunno how to describe it, look at the screens), other than that I don't really have anything else on my phone.








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 >>/5751/
 >>/5752/
It's okay neko, we all go through it. And I think last winter, despite the initial worries about the seasons bringing bad moods, ended up being a nice time on neko.

After all the "check the bus' suspension" joke was in january, and that's the middle of winter.
It still laughs me to this day.

Tomorrow I'm gonna start reading one of the dozen books I own that I've yet to open.
> Ringworld - Larry Niven (Sci-Fi classic)
> Wolf Hall - Hillary Mantel (Historical drama, I've seen the TV adaptation)
> Matilda - Catherine Hanley (History of Empress Matilda, the not-Queen of England)
> Green Mars - Kim Stanley Robinson (A sci-fi sequel to a book I read years ago and enjoyed, but never quite got onto the rest of the series)








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yeah after one game of deadlock i have decided i still don't like it. i lost my lane, but it's okay because our kelvin went 34-2 and soloed their patreon leaks 1v4 when the rest of us were lead


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I joined the rabbit game discord server because ingame it says you can find people to play with there and I am starting to understand the types of people that play this game
to make something clear: I am NOT the person named Neko I am NOT. I only left that name uncensored because it was FUNNY and COINCIDENTAL. A COINCIDENCE
I would have a much better animu girl if I were to have one, desu






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I dont save pics of anime girls anymore though I had like a thousand hand-picked 184x184 images like a decade ago 184x184 because those were the steam dimensions
I could use a pic of boni :D :3 but then my irls would start asking me questions and maybe the "girls" in that server would feel invejosos



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 >>/5769/
> I dont save pics of anime girls anymore
Sorry can't help you with that, my only saved avatars are Spike Spiegel and drawn versions of Max Stirner.
> using Boni
Bad idea alert. Even if it would make them feel invejosos

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just had a weird phone call
> it's 8:30pm
> get a call about some post-graduate survey thing from my university i graduated from a year ago
> answer their questions
> he asks in what country are you doing your current employment
> i reply "united kingdom"
> he says "sorry mate I need a country not a kingdom"
> i am baffled
> nervously say england
i couldn't tell if he was laughing and making a joke or if he just needed me to specify i live in england despite not sounding scottish or welsh.

nobody tell him england is also a kingdom...









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 >>/5778/
> until september 28th
> it is currently october 3rd
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I MISSED MY CHANCE

But seriously, for multiple reasons this is a very funny clip to bring up, thanks for sharing it Neko.
Is it blackpilling? Yeah, maybe for you losers that won't get a ride :^)

CYA SUCKERS, IM GONNA GO HAVE SEX.

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 >>/5781/
I'd go to the line but with the intention of meeting cute girls. My opening line would be "Haha I don't usually do things like this, what about you, what're you studying?"
Then, she's invested and I'd hit her with the 1-2 punch of "Damn, the line looks pretty long, wanna go get a coffee and wait for it to die down?"








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Went to heat up a small portion of food as my dinner. Used one of the very small bowls that recently found their way into the cupboards, likely by my mothers doing. Heard the microwave beep from across the house and went to retrieve my succulent meal of chili con carne , but there was something amidst when I opened the door. A foul smell, kind of like glue or otherwise chemically pungent. The bowl itself had a visage akin to japanese kintsugi, filled with tiny hairline cracks that sought their way up and down the contours of it's body and with what looked like yellow liquid, perhaps fat, seeping out from its fractures. I took it as a sign from the Gods up in Ásgarðr to not consume said nourishment, and to continue steadfast on my caloric deficit.


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Yeah, I almost moved it to another bowl to eat it but that bowl looked like it had already leeched lethal brain-altering chemicals into my food so I just placed the bowl in the sink (felt as if it would explode) and left the kitchen
-1 portion :(










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With my new username I keep getting pinged every 15 seconds amidst the floppas, life is so wonderful.
 >>/5802/
You don't get it buddy. I'm on a LAPTOP The TOP is on my LAP. Where the neko am I going to place the new keyboard mhm?

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> Where the neko am I going to place the new keyboard mhm?
Preferably? On top of the old one :)
I mean actually preferably you should get a place that is dedicated to your laptop and not keep it on top of you all the time.

I couldn't eat today, I left like 1/3rds of my lunch as leftovers. Today is not a bulking day that's for sure.



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It has dropped by exactly 45 points and now is negative 27% approval :D

Turns out being the prime minister is harder than being le leader of le opposition D:
> David Lammy, the only black person on the cabinet started at 0%
based and racismpilled, we love racism don't we canthinkyites?

Though honestly his approval was always going to drop, I think I'm disappointed in that he's not done much since taking office. He has 5 fucking years and a massive parliamentary party, he has the keys to make LARGE sweeping reforms without fear of electoral defeat or a vote of no confidence, yet he's continuing his middle of the road, do very little ideas.

Excepting of course, locking up people for saying mean words online about the hecking muslims, they are so canon and valid. i-



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 >>/5808/
It's net approval, as in people approving - people disapproving, basically (pulling numbers out of the hat) with 20% net you would have for example 55% people approving, 35% disapproving and 10% indifferent.




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 >>/5814/
> 5 positions available
> only names 3
> pakistan developer prefer
> part-time(full time)
yeah okay buddy take my +6 and get outta here. you're too funny for this board. maybe try canthinkychen, they appreciate funny and cute posters.







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 >>/5822/
> spoiler
I'm actually surprised it took like 3 weeks for one of you bitch benchod bastards to insult she's walls. I give money for she paint wall beautiful like sun she smile radiant. FUCK YOU BASTARD. DO NOT REDEEM THE REKIYESHA TIKTOKS.








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 >>/5831/
birthdayneko? never heard of him. does he go to another imageboard? yeah buddy i think you're referring to one of those namefags that still post on 'chen, maybe go back there if you want to celebrate.

he DEFINITELY does not go here anymore and he DEFINITELY won't read your happy birthday messages whilst enjoying a small feast of 96 donuts. double glazed.

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In 180 hours of morrowind I've finally found Daedric loot for the first time in the wild.

The Daedric Face of Terror, apparently the 2nd best heavy armour helmet in the game (unenchanted). Pretty cool find, saw a daedric ruin but no way in, discovered a nearby family tomb that had a broken wall that led into a cave that led into a section of the daedric ruin's vault. Found some decent loot, including this helmet after flying around looking at the place.

Now I've also got a Daedric Wakazashi, which does 12-24 damage on a chop, my glass claymore is doing 2-25, so the Wakazashi is a better mainline weapon, and would let me actually use a shield... But, my short blade is at 5, and Long blade at 79...

Got 20k gold, I could always power train my shortblade up, would also boost my character's speed attribute as a bonus.

Morrowind is so fucking cool. Genuinely more excited with these tiny dungeons full of hidden loot than all the long boring samey dungeons of oblivion where you fight 'savage troll' on repeat. I already fight savage trolls every day on /neko/, I don't want to do that in my gaming.


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MORROWIND. DOES. NOT. HAVE. DROP RATES.

this is hand placed, todd howard approved loot, usually put in a top corner of a dungeon you need to levitate up to find.

FUCK YOU. i will NEVER play a lootshitter game like transraria.


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> unenchanted
Oh yea, that's pretty good. Unenchanted daedric armor is kinda rare in Morrowind, dunno about TR, but in Vanilla I think there's like singular pieces of most of the items from daedric set.
I would presume that TR keeps up with the Vanilla tradition though and adds at most 1 piece of everything and most of them in hidden/hard to get to places.
> Daedric Wakazashi
I think that's what the assassins use at high enough level so it's not that rare, but I guess it depends on the level you got it on.
> Genuinely more excited with these tiny dungeons full of hidden loot than all the long boring samey dungeons of oblivion
Yea I really like that there's rarely ever any "generic" things in Morrowind, even shit tier dungeons might have something interesting in them, you just gotta know.

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> appears at level 20-29
Neko... my morrowind characters usually retire at about level 10. Currently this one is level 9 but will probably go higher since I've started 3 guild questlines and have yet to finish any.






























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Yeah buster brawn we get it, your 'fu is cute, brazilian, uploads frequently, has a girlfriend, lives in the favela and isn't chubby or mid like everyone I post.

STOP BRAGGING ABOUT BEING COOLER THAN ME. WE KNOW YOU ARE.


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> smaller than the previous one
naur neko settled down after spending his youth with a bigger,  more brutish and dysfunctional one
why do good cats like bad 'boards? I've had this question since year 1 of our Lord...


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> neko:  I have a 150 word essay due on monday at noon and I havent started yet qttensSad
im gonna get expelled
> Novakle Mod, 1-Year Subscriber(17 months), 25 Gift Subs: @neko  150 word and essay do not belong in the same sentence
get baited IDIOT





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She looks fine. Like she looks like she normally does, I wouldn't say she looks cuter than normal. She is her average level of cute, which is fairly cute.

Why is she duo'd with this guy? I can't even understand a word he's saying, brother where is the tikka masala, I ordered it 45 minutes ago, am I right?
> Kurwa
Oh no... I was trying to call him brown but he's actually Polack...

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> "He's leaving after this, and then Evan do you want to play?"
Sloppy seconds duos... actually CUCKED.

I'm turning off the stream, I won't waste hours of my life watching Midshi anymore









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I was going to pick this movie but I saw "A Taxi Driver (2017)" underneath it and thought "did they come out with a remake / retelling?" and checked it out
the neko who said he wanted a comedy made me swap from that doomerkino to this korean movie because it had "comedy" in the tags so I hereby absolve myself of ALL responsibility









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Obvious flaws
> She is simply so attractive, intelligent and funny that she would NEVER date a guy like me so I drop 200 swifted subs on her a month so she says my name a few times a stream therefore taking most of my savings that I could've spent on buying GOLD instead


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There's actually a negative correlation between swifting her subs and dating her, which sadly the top simps haven't figured out yet. NovaKINGle didn't give her a dime before he started to date her.

So keep it up champ, buy and down those beers, she'll be hitting you up soon.











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If I knew what she's singing about I bet I wouldn't like it but other than that as I don't I think it's okay.
> swedish countryside culture
Soul, wish it was me there, drinking vodka and driving slow ass cars.







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> Starmer’s most senior aide quits after just three months — a major blow to his authority after weeks of bitter infighting

What da heck kind of operation is this man running


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> when me and Evan have kids I am definitely taking them to a women's tournament
not only is she talking about having kids with nova on stream but she is saying "me and Evan" instead of "Evan and I"... grammatical failtug




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> mentally ill 'asexual' girl always comes to BGC Sundays
> she, sorry HE, as in HE/HIMMLER, never plays
> HE just stands around and yaps to people
> almost always wears a very short skirt
> has no safety shorts
> frequently stands at the front and crouches or moves around or leans over the front table, therefore giving like at least 12 people a good upskirt view
> dresses like some kind of BDSM succubus from a bad japanese doujin
> bright dyed hair
> bpd
> pronouns
> asexual btw

by comparison
> normal girl
> dresses normally
> haven't seen her ass once



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 >>/5925/
Because you can derive emotional satisfaction from being looked upon? Same reason why you posted your felted whale
In the end, everything boils down to "attention", I dont know what else you want me to reply

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Unfortunately for me you made a genuinely good argument that I cannot find a fault in. I posted my initial blogpost hoping for a blackpilled, the world has fallen and modern civilization is a cancer tier response, but yeah, we like being looked at, we like getting praise for the things we do.
I did post the whale because I wanted more than just one person to see it.

It probably says a lot about me that I was looking for negativity in the world, thanks for whitepilling me neko, this is now 321-4.


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and dont worry I complain a whole lot too, my mom even commented on it yesterday about how I just complain about everything
it is not until someone without the emotional debuff takes a look at the situation that they notice how weighless they are on the greater picture
speaking of complaining
hoooooly fuck I am fucking wasting away my life SUCKS i SUFFER this shit cannot go on I cant life so here



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This is why cavemen invented writing, the earliest form of blogposting. So they might write down their thoughts, and other cavemen divorced from them laterally and temporally could judge the sins their mind have commited.

I will now do a second blogpost.

I won a game at BGC today pretty much solo, made all the right calls, made me feel like a pogchamp. But am I really a pogchamp? I'm a 46 year old Divorced man who works at Applebees, I'm not a pogchamp at all...

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The fat succubus tranny was hired by the rotschilds to fit all of your sexual interests and to distract you to make you lose at BGC games but you overpowered your fleshly temptations and snuck out a W...
my fucking neko



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I mean... I said it myself, she got that ass, I got to look, sorry.

Why am I complaining?
I seek what every fat fuck dreams of, to have my cake AND eat it too. I want to get free complain blogposts and see a relatively nice ass and thighs on a weekly basis.
> show up to court her
I paid attention to some of the shit she yaps about, she appears to be dating one of the new guys that showed up. Who is an annoying, loud mouth breather, but is the least ugly of the 5 guys I've seen follow her around like a dog in the 3 trimesters that I've known her.

Oh, and she allegedly tortured a cat as a child, according to a reliable source.



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You've spent years in the Town of Salem mines and, unlike most of the transgenDEER freakers and geekers that show up, you are a charismatic young man and a cool, you'd surely win all the games with your W rizz. Skibidi.







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That's kinda wack, I hope you didn't pay too much for them. I hoped they're going to be stylized like the cards in warlockracy video, or... Well at least some kind of game characters on them, barring even that, making them at least in the style of the game or something. Pretty lazy.






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my first day is on wednesday :D

but, here's a blogpost
> considered downloading Alien: Isolation as a game to stream during SPOOKTOBER


also, unrelated, but it's crazy to me that Noemi and Acid are the same age. Noemi has been around forever but Acid only started being posted by me, the Acidposter, like 3 months ago...








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fun fact: I have 3 tabs currently open in my list of tabs that I have had since late autumn 2022 because I wanted to read them (all 3 probably under 10 minute reads each). Still havent
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I like watching it









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women be like:

just warched the new joker….it was… okay tbh i didnt like the ending and the singing was too much but aside from thag i thoight it was interesting 🙌🏻 #asuka #neongenesisevangelion #asukacosplay #cosplay #jokerasuka #foryoupage



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Bravo, Yoko Taro. You fucking did it. You did it again you madman. I just fell on my knees in the middle of the Ikea carpet aisle because of the brilliant art you created, you fucking star. FUCK YOU 
FUCK YOU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gnUPKPM9I4U

I wrote this post like 2 hours ago but I forgot to post it until I just tabbed in and saw it now
oh right I was looking for a cute nier pic to post alongside my post but didnt find one and went on a 2 hour detour doing everything but what I was supposed to doz









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nvm, just learned that the racist old people got us kicked out of europe because they hate refugees or something... now i will never visit EVROPA... i will never hear "welcome to evropa" ever again...

thanks boomers. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
















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I bet neko had so much sex at his new job at the sex factory today...
I heard from a trustworthy doxx-collecting source that he got a position as the lead sextester Q&A specialist meaning he gets to try all the new sex positions and stuff to make sure they are functional and safe....


































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Haha fuck you boss man I have explicitly taken a task on the opposite side of the building from my supervisor so I can give myself a cheeky break unnoticed. You'll never catch me out!!!

Posted from the WiFi of Skegness Sex Factory.










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cheeky 20 minute nap that means I sleep for 5 hours and my mom just lets it happen, even parades "you looked so cute sleeping in your full hoodie and thermal pants"
yeah I die now. Good luck studies I will have a 7am-2pm sleep schedule now for weeks







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if we werent on this SLOW HOLE we would be able to send audio files without having to download five different programs to record, edit, audio adjust, balance the EQ and then export it to a postable file format...

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the audacity of third worlders is crazy
on a video of some random guy in japan i read this from a hue
> please continue making videos like this but if it is possible make them in portuguese, i dont understand anything






















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> that_potato_guyy: Btw sage is speaking hungarian so whenever he trashtalks type in chat:old meg magad budos zsido
> old meg magad budos zsido in english is "fix yourself you stupid jew"
lol

















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87.3, waited a minute ago too.
I am probably around 85-85.5 net though, I've lost like 2-3kg since that time I've said I'm getting pretty fat and I feel pretty decent with my bodyfat percentage rn.
So are you like 67-68 net or did you just not eat today?








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You generally weigh heavier in the evening than in the morning.
I dunno if I'm still 85, but I should be, I haven't eaten that much and when I was weighing myself consistently in the mornings (last time like a week ago?) I was ~85-85.5
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> I have stood on a bathroom scale for the first time in at least a year
It's a step in the right direction :)



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> You generally weigh heavier in the evening than in the morning.
if so, then idk what I weigh, I havent weighed myself on an empty stomach and empty tract in many weeks
I have eaten a decent amount and drank probably 3 litres of liquid today prior to weighing in so I probably weighed 68 or so when I woke up










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I will eat nothing more for the rest of today. Tomorrow, I will wake up, then shit, then stand on the scales and post the result here. I will then prove my thesis that fatnekos are lazy by making steady progress towards our net zero goal over the coming days and weeks

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Fatnekos aren't lazy, we're just mentally broken in the opposite way from the Anachads. Whilst you starve yourselves, we gorge and eat and make money doing absolutely nothing whilst a bunch of sorry fucks like yourselves play into it.

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I piss loud as FUCK, you know that right pal? The shorter the dick, the higher up the nib is and thus, the more potential energy my piss has. Plus, I also have a few inches on you in means of divine altitude blessing, meaning I once more have greater potential energy for my piss
On top of this, I must add, have I installed an acoustic chamber to reverberate the sound of  my piss hitting the water (3% agar agar solution to increase the viscosity and thus strengthen the water tension, leading to a more forceful impact of my piss) which amplifies the sound waves through means of superposition.
You dont hold a candle to the forcefulness of my dong, neko. Now kneel, before your ear drums rupture from the thunderous roar that is Mr. Junior

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> The shorter the dick, the higher up the nib is and thus, the more potential energy my piss has
Wrong
> Plus, I also have a few inches on you in means of divine altitude blessing, meaning I once more have greater potential energy for my piss
Wrong
> I piss loud as FUCK, you know that right pal?
Yea, when you have only yourself to compare to, no wonder you think that.
I'm sorry :)



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cant believe I have made two (TWO) great funny posts today and not gotten a single laughing.
its so over. I must leave neko. I have been exiled by means of shame and embarassment









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idk what the immigrant demographic actually looks like in Britain but yours are pakis and Indians mostly, right? maybe they're not too dissimilar from our Syrians, Iraqis and finns only included for factual accuracy, they can behave

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Brown people are mostly Pakistanis and Indians, it's true, but we've gotten a lot of arabs recently. Indians still outweigh them of course.

Indians aren't so bad, they did invent chicken tikka masala after all

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got some new shoes, no socks though, maybe you know you're getting old when you start to like the idea of getting socks, gloves and a wooly hat for chrismas/birthdays








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Jawfu looks REALLY good now. I dunno if she's done her makeup differently, or if the new facial piercing has activated my 'this chick is fucking crazy' neurons in my brain, but suddenly I'm a jawfulet again.














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nekos be like 'listen to They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh! by Sufjan Stevens, it goes hard' and they be correct


























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At this point, 4 years and 8 months before the next election, it doesn't matter. I just wish he was losing approval doing radical but positive changes to the country, he's losing approval because he's milk toast.















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fate saved me 100 euro today
I was going to buy the mangas but volume 1 out of 7 was not in store so I walked out empty handed
almost bought a cute mug too but it looked kinda low quality (it being the print on it) (the second it being the mug in question) so I walked out into the rain again
le sigh... guess I'll have to commit copyright fraud...













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im starting to think instagram is all talk no walk with how many times they have told me they suspect my account is partaking in automated behaviour but refuse to ban me

























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Depends on which accom, if it was the place I lived at for 3 years, that shit was spotless thanks to an angry Czech girl who was obsessed with keeping things clean.

The 4th year? That place was a slowhole full of garbage, and garbage peopple. Not my fault :)





















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pretty much all his reviews are just seething over type A/B bodies instead of male/female bodies, and the inclusion of pronouns other than he/she.

what a world where you get angry at words. unlike me, an intellectual wokeist who supports all pronouns but only if when the people using them are cute, feminine and biologically female.









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yeah I agree with  >>/6254/ rainbow gash is a vile transcoded pone
Real chads prefer Apple Jak I have only ever watched 3 episodes in a skype call with 2 other dudes back when I was 12
Around this time a girl showed me an MLP porn game that was mint though

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I am an INTP chadrick so of course I love Rainbow Dashie, anyone hating on best pony probably ruined their mind overdosing on bathtub estrogen and thinks Shizune is best Katawa.

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Sacking decision is imminent. The appeals panel met last wednesday and apparently it takes around a week before decisions are sent out. Having seen the documentation that is actually sent out for consideration, I am markedly less optimistic than the last time I posted - my retard performance manager, oblivious to any and all data protection regulations, showed  me someone else's paperwork from a prior appeal cycle, and it included pages and pages of medical diagnoses and other evidence vs my one post facto psychiatric assessment. And his appeal was rejected.... 

To up the ante, next year's salary bands have been announced and, if I did survive, my 2025 salary would be 7k higher than in 2024. Would have preferred not to have heard that right before they fire me.


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just watched a guy log in to one of his accounts live on stream
normally this isnt wrong but he did it typing the letters out in vr so the * asterixes didnt hide anything...








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