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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar

last thread: https://endchan.org/neko/res/8280.html



















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New Year. New Nekos fighting. Us old heads don't get into online battles, we're too busy meditating and experiencing nirvana.











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> gaming
> louis theroux docukino on the 2nd monitor
> cup of hot chocolate
> wearing my neko socks
yep, 2025 is starting off good.







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 >>/9276/
They're given out to nekos that fought and died in the Turdistani Incursion of '24. If you don't have any neko socks, I guess you're not a real neko soldier.

> that tok
Borderlands art style isn't flattering irl.
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Where did you get this picture of me?

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 >>/9277/
That's pretty nice then :3
 >>/9278/
Omg, he's drawing the Chad 189cm high buff 85.7kg neko
 >>/9279/
> They're given out to nekos that fought and died in the Turdistani Incursion of '24. 
Maybe that's because I didn't die back then.
> Borderlands art style isn't flattering irl.
I would post another but I just nuked her and all the other toks I've downloaded from that list.
It wasn't much space but I still would never post any of them.



















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im starving for some proper fucking stream content
i cant take yet another day of everyone playing WoW and forsen playing league
RELEASE ME






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 >>/9302/
> I want something I can actively watch
And that's definitely not streams lmao.
Unless you like vtubers or something in which case my condolences.

Actual blast from the past right here in this attachment.




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 >>/9307/
Good news: I can probably get the audio source when it caches on my drive.
Bad news: The audio feature on tiktok is mostly useless if you want to find cute fus.
 >>/9308/
If you find streamers interesting enough to actively watch there's 0 chance your taste is too good for decent yt channels. Though if your only hobby is vidya then maybe.
I dunno, if I want to watch something actively I put on some math or programming video on. Well that or some specific channels that I watch regularly if they put out something new.

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> The audio feature on tiktok is mostly useless if you want to find cute fus.
So true. The only fu I've personally discovered (Acid) was just a random recommendation back when I spent time actively curating an app fyp


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> decent yt channels
I know what I like and I know that we do not share interests. Liking streams doesn't exclude the ability to dislike certain youtube channels









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 >>/9319/
Lmao, did he get a Milka sponsorship?
 >>/9318/
I'm actually glad eden didn't nuke her page, she's (or rather was since she doesn't post anymore) kinda cute. Lera for example nuked like 95% of her toks I'm pretty sure. There's even worse where tokkers nuked like 20k videos and I can't find anything about them anymore.
I'll just post the two I've mentioned in order because I could barely remember their names and I doubt any of you do

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I'll try to get some toks out of duets if I can too later, also lmaoing at bubs nuking his Christmas sweater cos, now I've got it anyway 😈😈😈


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 >>/9323/
If there's any fu that actually has an archive from that time it's bonbi. Pretty sure when I was looking for the body-ody tok I've found her whole archive up to date still.


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 >>/9325/
Actually, it seems like those last few months were the last straw for someone.
The mega links on the endchans bbg still work though if you actually want to save anything of hers. I don't.



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New Steven Bridges kino, place your bets on what'll happen this time.

I'm going for
> He gets backed off
> He argues loudly with the pit boss/cash out desk
> Police are called
> He makes like 500 dollars in a day whilst the rest of his team pulls in 30k+






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 >>/9334/
> I am spooked too easily
Me too, I am genuinely a little baby bitch when it comes to scary shit.
But I did read some anyways.
> Avril and Tony
Blast from the past...

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> second day of the year
> have to go back to work at the sex factory
holy shit, im gonna krill myself, its as shrimple as that. prawns.

I shouldn't complain because I'm getting paid but I'm gonna complaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn.
My issue with it is, I doubt anyone else is going back to work this early, so I'll just be showing up to get paid, I hate doing nothing and getting paid ahhhh.


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I used the audio search on this epic mouthwashing tok (I know nothing about the game except multiple fus seem to like it) to find this pretty cute "Arie but if she was Scene-Emo and Slavic" tok.
 >>/9337/
Yes, things could always be worse. I'll never accept one of those slop jobs where your schedule changes every week, that's actual slavery when you're unable to know when you'll have time off in advance.

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> piercings
Naurrrrrr, she can at best be evil altushka Arie.
We do NOT stan piercings in this house.
> I'll never accept one of those slop jobs where your schedule changes every week, that's actual slavery
The fun part? It can still get worse :) Not much worse but still

I've just downloaded 2000 toks that I will most probably instantly delete soon, maybe I should edit my script (again) to like limit batch downloads to 200 per user per run or something
Instead I'll post some eden






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found a girl streamer that is just curling dumbbells and laughing at forsen playing league
shit stream but one I never wouldve imagined






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 >>/9350/
No, kinda bad toks. Pretty cute but all of his toks are LOOK AT ME IM A FEMBOY ALL MY TOKS ARE ABOUT HOW IM A FEMBOY.

Comparing this to 2 toks from non-femboys, we can see he is mogged in quality.
> 70mb tok
Valiant really putting more pixels in one video than my 'fu uses all year

CONNECTION FAILED
trying without the 70mb tok





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 >>/9364/
I dunno, I'm fine with her because she was in the funny Spider-Man movies but other than that I don't even know what she's done.
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GOOD MORNING :3
 >>/9367/
And you would have us believe you're for preservation, when even ingame the first thing you do is destroy swaths of natural habitats... Hypocrite...

DO NOT look up how the second girl looks rn. You were warned.

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The only Dunst movie I can remember outside of spider man (the good ones) is Toy Soldiers, which is a decent action-comedy movie aimed at family audiences. Mostly I just have fond memories of spiderman.

> Preservation
I need wood. I also need to forage and foraging in dense woodlands is hard, it's a win-win. I get better land to forage, and wood to craft with. And Zombies kept sneaking up on my house when the trees were so close.
> spoiler
I looked... I should've heeded the warning.

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> Toy Soldiers
Never heard of it.
Tbh I don't even know if those Spider-Man movies are that good at this point but I'll just take the nostalgia and run with it.
> I need wood.
Yea buddy clearly you need wood more than those poor animals DISPLACED by you need the trees... PSYCHOPATH!
> I should've heeded the warning.
I was not kidding :) I saw some awful transformations recently because of saving those old toks but this one was the worst I think.

If you're wondering why those toks are such awful resolution, they've been cut out of duets, coffee nuked her acc

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> coffee nuked her acc
Green Teabros? We stay winning
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Oh, it's called Small Soldiers, it's a 1998 film about action figures coming to life. A US Military set of action figures battles against a (friendly) alien set of action figures. It's pretty decent, actually, it's pretty freaking good.

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> Green Teabros? We stay winning
Tok attached is the only tok on the account @greenteacosplays_
I do not think Green Teabros are winning anything.
> Small Soldiers
That looks much more fun than the other one, I might even watch it someday (if I do not forget)

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> search for paper wig cosplays to try and find another Acid
> see this
this wig is really cool, I like how paper wigs can look so much more animated than regular wigs.



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you guys know the type of ugly girl that you cant really tell if its a real woman or a man who had been chewing pills for like 6 years? top 3 categories of people I feel bad for

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That is indeed really cool, wonder if it could be used for regular toks though.
 >>/9375/
> the hikineet lifestyle is calling my name
Relatable. I wish I was a trust fund baby so I could just neetmaxx.
 >>/9376/
Like a transition golem? Don't really know what you're talking about but either way I am a psychopath that doesn't actually care for other people unless they care about me.


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 >>/9377/
> I wish I was a trust fund baby so I could just neetmaxx.
I wish I just had some marketable craft I could do from home so I could become a shut-in
maybe its time to realize my life-long plans of learning poker and being just good enough to pay rent


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 >>/9380/
But this is a mtf.
Well there probably are women that look as bad if not worse but that's just life, I wasn't born with perfect genes either.
Also I've seen only singular cases (of women) like that and it still could be said that there's a market there if she just matches with a man that's around as bad looking.

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yes I know and thats what the point of the message was. There are women who are unlucky enough to the point where you would have to do have a double take to understand if they were a tranny or just an ugly broad with an equally ugly voice

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C'est fini 😿, I need (You) to be with me on liveposting in 2 hours and hold my paw while I fail my excel statistics exam (again) and will have to drop out and get a job 😿

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elon musk tweet: 

> Starmer was complicit in the RAPE OF BRITAIN when he was head of Crown Prosecution for 6 years.
> Starmer must go and he must face charges for his complicity in the worst mass crime in the history of Britain.

zamn do you think he's been reading my neko posts


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 >>/9383/
You're not allowed to fail buddy, I do not give you my permission to fail.
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> elon musk tweet
After his recent schizo outburst I do not trust anything he has to say.
Not that I followed or cared about him before, but at least I was willing to give him benefit of doubt.


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> it's another one of girl becoming a big fat slob in realtime while you scroll through her tiktok page episode
I dunno if I can take much more bros...


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 >>/9387/
NTN (not that neko) BIUTLEM (but i used to like elon musk) BWHWACG (back when he was a cool guy) NHJLLADI (now he just looks like a desperate incel) TRMITWDFTAO4HP (the richest man in the world desperate for the approval of 4chan how pathetic) IMAATHPCWR (i must also acknowledge that his previous coolness wasnt real) HHABALTCFT (he has always been a loser taking credit for things) TEMD


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 >>/9391/
yea i also hate it when someone writes run on sentences without any punctuation and i would personally never do it its below me and would be awfully petty





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 >>/9396/
I don't think that's a bad thing. You can be excited about SpaceX doing their space things without putting Elon on a pedestal.
Although I do not follow SpaceX so I don't know how bad or good their progress is.

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Yeah but at the time I kind of assumed it was just him funding it, and not that he was the beneficiary of very generous government contracts. So it's a win for socialism, not President Elon.










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theory: the only people that got into cosplay all those years and years ago were the shut-ins and outcasts that weren't accepted into normalhood. the same people would later grow up and be susceptible to joining fringe personality cultures like transhood or whatever
tokfus that get into cosplay now are just doing it cus anime is popular


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I dunno, maybe, probably, I don't think they're less susceptible nowadays either. It's just me lamenting women getting fat which is just a fact of life since not every single one will still keep up the normal weight they've had 6 years ago.
Sucks to suck I guess, I think like around 50% just nuked the accounts too, soooooo basically there's not much left but maybe I'll post some old toks from time to time now.







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i have two wolves inside me.
one wants to draw anime women with knives
the other wants to draw humanoid animals with tits




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those enemies? zambian children (drone striked for trying to unionize (shouldve been happy they could work under a such a talented individual such as Mr. King Elon Reeve Musk

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just found out that "fren" is actually a dogwhistle for "far right ethno nationalist", I thought it was just some apustaja babytalk version of "friend"
goes to show that dogwhistling actually works




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It's not even the first time it happened too, I remember there was another fu that I've downloaded and the same day she went private... I think I might just be cursed


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> @suzuax
> This account is private.
Okay wtf is happening... Is this some kind of new years resolutions thing?
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I mean... It's not bad but it's definitely not the best acid tok by a mile.



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> talk about susu
> open tiktok
> first tok is a susu tok
I really like Acid, I think Acid makes good tiktoks. I would like to see an acid tiktok. Acid acid acid.








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> planned to draw for a few hours, work on my assignment for a few hours and then watch a few episodes of my show until I fall asleep
> procrastinated for too long that I threw everything out of sync. drew for too long that I am now encroaching on my bedtime and I havent even opened the assignment yet
fail!


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This board doesn't show up on the front page, or board index, so monero chan poster must be a real certified neko (ignore how half the recent posts on the front page of endchan is him spamming on every other board)

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> monero chan
This cannot be real, what person that knows about monero and is into it would EVER fucking trust a chan that is trying to advertise like that.
Literally monero users are the most paranoid fuckers I've ever seen.
 >>/9446/
There are other ways, including but not limited to the board might be indexed by google and the board showing up in recent images when we post any image.




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 >>/9450/
0, I don't hold any coins at all, I just know like most basic stuff (about crypto) and follow some really paranoid people on yt that talk about internet privacy.
Btw the first rule of Monero is to run your own node if you want privacy, which I doubt that chan honeypot would facilitate.












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> the cards are magic and (You) are gathering your party before venturing forth
This really updated my journal.
> It's taken me 2 hours and 20 minutes but I've organised all the cards and built ONE (1) deck.
Only 23 more to go.

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I used almost all my green lands for a singular green deck, and I only have one single mana commander left and it's white. I'm probably gonna make a Blue/Black and a White/Black/Red deck, maybe if I've got enough white left over I can do a single mana white deck.



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you are IN LOVE with her. Its obvious. No man who was NOT dreaming about his irlfu would take a pic on his phone, import it to PC, open an image editing software and place text on it before sending it off. You want to MARRY her. I will attend the wedding.

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I already booked my flight tickets and will be at your wedding. This will be my getaway from The Great Icy North and I will travel southwards to your sunny southern european country where I will find my 10/10 in bongland wife to watch the footy with.

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 >>/9467/
It's more that I am paranoid about doxxing myself but also too lazy to spend 2 minutes learning how image metadata works, so I upload every image into photoshop or paint and make slight adjustments which I think removes the metadata.

I once, in 2013, read on 4chan that exif data can doxx your exact location and kill 3.4 million bosnians. I don't want that.

I will not marry her I just like magic the gathering

ZOMG SHE REPLIED TO MY DISCORD MESSAGE RIGHT THIS SECOND LETS FREAKER GOOOO





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If I did end up marrying her that would be pretty funny right? I spent like 6 months blogposting about how I'm not attracted to her. Haha, just imagine. That'd be so fucking funny if that happened.


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we all know you arent together with here yet, given how often you post on neko. no neko with a girlfriend would be here that frequently if that was the case. the only thing that's missing is that you need to give her your resume and say "are you taking applications?" because thats how you get a wife these days


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Asra and Nozzomi linked up, need it or keep it?

This means I can now form a link between Clover and Reki, because Clover has cosplayed with Asra, Asra with Noemi, and Noemi with Reki.

How many people do (You) post can you link together in this manner?

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 >>/9477/
> Bingo posts once every 2 weeks. 
There's no way it was only 2 weeks since his last blogpost. It had to be more. Unless we're talking about rolling 2 weeks





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There's no rynkerbelle, you are a FAKE FAN.

💞 crossover episode of the century 🥹💞 @nekostarss @SwaggyCucumber @1Kyle8 @kora.aura @rocky @marmarbinky @cat @Lexi🪿 @Celebi #animeweekendatlanta #awa24 #cosplay




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Morrowind's Tamriel Rebuilt mod is so good that I'm making another post saying how good it is.

Today I am roleplaying as a employee of the East Empire Company, my jobs have been gathering up written reports which required walking around an office and talking to people, calming down an angry customer who wanted a refund, and then haggling with merchants and offering them different goods to make up for their shipments being delayed.

According to the Wiki, if you have high mercantile skill, you can even succeed in making those merchants pay for the new goods, and thus earn the company more profit, and net yourself a bigger bonus for the job. Skills being used in dialogue? It is just like new vegas. Thank you morrozoomers.















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> spoiler
Truly a deep thought neko, you're like a philosopher of our time
 >>/9502/
Let's fucking gooooooo, and look at that, another Kay too, we cannot stop winning
Was she always this chubby? I don't even watch her toks often enough, every single time I do it's to do this stupid canthinky/Kay/softysaeran joke


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> FUNKY!
So that's what it says, I was definitely hearing expletives instead lmao
> I don't think things have changed significantly in the last year and a half
Probably, shows how invested I am if I forget how she looks 5 minutes after posting her (barring the face)

But since you've said the codeword I GOTTA POST FUNKY!




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 >>/9508/
> I thought your internet died or something.
no I've been locked in, hyperfocused playing a japanese erogame (I did not unlock any sexy scenes during these 2 hours I played this session (I am 11 hours into my safe file))





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> I spent them all on neko socks and neko stocks
> didn't spent any on the Tenshi swifted
It's over for the Tenshi fans, they will never recover...

I didn't post this saya, I think it's a good saya.


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I dunno, haven't played it, it was just a lewd joke :)
Though I've read some steam reviews back when it was on steam and they were saying it's not overly long.

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If you are insinuating what I think you are insinuating, I am NOT gay. 
AND: it is no nut new year and my high score from last year was 2 months aka 18% of the year so this time I am going for at least 3 aka 25%

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> I am NOT gay.
Yea but is it gay if you do it with a cute femboy?
Some food for thought Mr Straight.
> my high score from last year was 2 months
Damn, you are definitely dedicated if anything.
For me the New Years is more about working out consistently though

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> For me the New Years is more about working out consistently though
I already consistently don't work out so trying to do some uprooting there would be too much effort and I think I'll save that for spring or summer
> You are definitely dedicated
I would've gotten til at least summer had I not started playing league in late february. After like 100 games in less than 2 weeks, I was so completely drained of all dopamine and joy in life that there were only two ways to get some back, and I was not planning on taking any MDMA anytime soon

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> I already consistently don't work out
Everybody can do that. Do better senator.
> second part
I would elaborate but I genuinely think the topic of my habits in that area is... TMI.
> I was not planning on taking any MDMA anytime soon
Time to lock in that phenibut order bud :^)


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youtube please stop recommending me >1 hour long videos
I dont have the time not patience to watch these things anymore. At best I put one of them on at night and repeat it the 30 times it takes me to watch it through starting from where I last remember from yesterday's session
but every video you recommend? I dont CARE about the scale of volcanoes. FUCK YOU
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS
YOU HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS VALHEIM VIDEO TO ME FOR 5 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND I HAVENT EVEN AS MUCH AS HOVERED OVER IT ONCE. NOT ONCE.
FUCK YOU
> Internal flood error. Only magrathea.endchan.net is allowed to post

what the hecko


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I've got a great advice for you bud.
If it makes you so angry, why not click the 3 dots and then "Do not recommend" or "Do not recommend this channel"?
I do that when it tries to push a video that I will never click and it just disappears :)
> The site is going under maintenance and all of it's functionalities are disabled temporarily.

Uhhhh, it only works when you post on the magrathea.endchan.net, in case anyone is confused like I was just a second ago.
I already hate it because it's different


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Yea?
FUCK YOU TOO
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FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER





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> Board rules is max 5 files

Yea I assumed it won't work but I wanted to check
> moderate on .net

That is funny too, there's another thing that's public on magrathea that I dunno if it should for keen eyed

Oh yea and finally the second and fourth attachments work in thread and also hevc works in my browser but I dunno if it's endchans fault or firefox got updated.

Also also
> didn't post all the new acids









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> shame she's only done 2 toks of it

I ran the backwards downloader again since I assumed tiktok unbanned some toks because the other one showed up. There were 4 but this one was the most interesting.






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> Party with friends

Glad she's doing better (hopefully)
> I just woke up from a 2 hour nap, now I'm gonna do some GAMING.

Good luck with your GAMING :)
I should be working out, but I don't feel like it, but I should so I probably will...

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It was unfortunately a lead up to another story post today about how she's pretty exhausted but enjoyed the day with her friends. I suppose being able to go out with her friends and then be tired is better than being too tired/sick to do it in the first place, so it's progress :D
> working out

yeah how about you work out those MATH PUZZLES. stay in school kids. pugs not drugs, okay?

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> yeah how about you work out those MATH PUZZLES

> does not post the puzzles

MAXIMUM CRINGE, I DISAVOW this post
> be tired

I mean at least she's able to do things even if it's all so tiresome. Anyway where posts Shrivix HUH? HUH? HUH? Where's my AWOOGA?


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UHHHHH WHAT THE FLIP
I was just kidding about her not posting but those are really teetering on the edge of softcore damn...
> curved

She's at the higher end of acceptable weight for me but if she doesn't get fatter it's fine.

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> but if she doesn't get fatter it's fine.

what if she gets fatter but then writes FAKE BODY on all her posts? then it's okay but it's not her body, checkmate tiktok algorithm


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Yea, I am 100% sure you will not look like a woman no matter how much you work out buddy, I'm sorry.
Also she might not work out, or if she does it doesn't have to be very strict, what she's strict about though is her caloric intake clearly since she's almost Mr Skeltal level.

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> This is genetics u wouldn't achieve this same body

> She's naturally built like this

I forgot to add that this is maximum cope, you can probably get pretty close to that for anyone (woman), it just requires sheer willpower that is outside the realm of reality for those fatties.
Classic crabbing for women by women.
> She doesn't (...) have a particular diet

This is the funniest one LMAO



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I don't get the people that are excited by this. The vibe I'm getting from this video is she's genuinely annoyed and can't get the shot she wants whatever she's going for.
But also CATWOMAN? HALLE BERRY? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attachment related: bonk horny nekos.


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> That's why it's easy for me to self insert into the video, women hate me :^)

Truly OF content machines have surpassed my wildest dreams. 
> women hate me

Though that part is relatable :)

> chinsu_cosplay

> this user has no content

What the flip is flipping going on...
I mean I imagine she wasn't getting the best response to her doing her thing but that's just sad to see.

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> 1 minute ago

When you log into tiktok.com and see a brand new tok, yeah, life is wonderful
 >>/9560/
Furhaps she was simply disillusioned with cosplaying and how expensive it is. Looking at her background, she has other expensive hobbies, so it might've been a one or the other type of thing.

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Maybe I should've posted her when attaching, this is chinsu, the other one was milky_muno, both are funkys friends but I mostly keep track of them because they're friends.
I mean there are obvious selfish reasons for me that she keeps uploading, but other than that I just kinda feel bad for her, more than anything else. Even though I've got no idea why she stopped and maybe it's just burnout or something.
Anyway today is chest day LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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like look at how much wasted space this has
and changing theme / time display settings requires going to a separate page that, if you are indecisive, gives you a fucking "Too many requests" error. For browsing through the fucking settings.
I turned on "local time" and its off by an hour. I turned on "24 hour (military) time" and its doing the 12h am/pm schedule. I swapped to the "Cancer" theme and its literally formatted for phones
im at my wit's end
oh, and no liveposting on magrathea. good job mootykins


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I'm using it solely to post, and then reading new posts on endchan. It is still awful that we're being forced to do this.

In happier, more wonderful news, I just built a new tri-mana deck that's gonna roll over BGC Girl's weak pathetic decks :D

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> "Too many requests" 

Lmao
> its off by an hour

That was always a thing for me on endchan, never went away.
> no liveposting on magrathea

Yeap, not that it was very well supported but it was almost good enough.
 >>/9565/
Wait till you see how it formats greentext. Adding newline on display after every single one is a bold new strategy.
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> I just built a new tri-mana deck that's gonna roll over BGC Girl's weak pathetic decks :D

Inb4 you lose every single time :D

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Tenshi is doing a birthday subathon. She has been live for one hour. She has received 515 subs in one hour.

515 subway sandwiches... a meal to surpass 48 donuts.



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> 515 subway sandwiches... a meal to surpass 48 donuts.

It's over, the donutneko is finished, he will never be able to eat five hundred fifteen subway sandwiches in one meal.
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> spoiler

Lmao what an airhead. I presume you've already got the ring ready and are just waiting for an occasion :^)




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i HATE [local bus company]

before christmas? buses weren't running along X road
last week? buses were running along X road
today? buses aren't running along X road but they say they are

Ended up having to walk 25 minutes to a bus stop that's actually being serviced for real, only to wait 20 minutes for a bus to show up, despite them being listed as every 10 minutes and there being 2 buses running this route.

yeah, i fucking bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus

life is wonderful because im back home, warm, eating lasagna ON A MONDAY. yeah im pretty much garfield
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hB_uid2E2r8

(_)(_)

:D

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> eating lasagna ON A MONDAY

Have a good lasagna neko :3
I really like homemade lasagna, it's just such a chore to make :(
> buses

Yea after covid happened it's been getting worse and worse here too, cannot imagine how many villages got basically cut off from the world here.

Japanese or russian? Choose your attachment.

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A village being cut off from the world sounds kinda comfy, dare I say, tracer tong pilled. Yeah, my plan is to start again, live in a village, no more infolinks or transmissions of any kind.

Seriously though, I don't think this is a covid issue in my country, it is a road maintenance is a scam issue. The buses aren't running due to "vital" roadworks that have been going on for four fucking months. And the craziest part is, the road isn't closed. Cars and OTHER BUSES still use it. It is specifically the city owned transport company that stops running buses along that road at night, other bus companies do not give a fuarck because the road isn't closed OR BEING WORKED ON.

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> no more infolinks or transmissions of any kind

Based. Truly Deus Ex was ahead of its time.
Pretty sure Ted's manifesto was published before it and being a luddite is nothing new, but it's GROUNDBREAKING OKAY?
> Seriously though, I don't think this is a covid issue in my country

Here, I'm pretty sure they just sunset a bunch of connections during covid and since people adapted they never recovered.
> the road isn't closed OR BEING WORKED ON.

That's pretty strange, all in all, but on the other hand who knows what the heck is going on in the city council meeting and what they even do except for spending taxpayers money on their salaries.


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> 'member Legend of Korra

I have not watched the original Avatar and I'm pretty sure I'm never ever watching Legend of Korra.
Even this epic dialogue depicted by the tok makes me more unwilling to watch it.

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The original Avatar is a really really good show. The Legend of Korra is a really really mid show. I stopped watching after season 1, which butchered the main villain, forced a boring love triangle and had no likable main characters. Completely the opposite of the original.

Korra has ONE thing going for it. Korra is pretty cute.
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> spending tax money on their salaries

The thing is, here councillors get paid pretty badly. They make like 60% of minimum wage working full time. Granted, they likely don't work full time, but still.

Knew a girl who's mother was on the council, saw her house, it was massive, gave me a big think on how they afforded it all. The answer was inherited wealth, that's just the answer.


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> The original Avatar is a really really good show.

Yea I might one day watch it, I think I barely missed it, it was airing at the time I was phasing out watching tv as a kid in favor of playing vidya.
> I stopped watching after season 1

I only watched reviews but pretty sure it only gets worse after that.
> They make like 60% of minimum wage working full time.

Yea they might be making minimum wage levels here too, but I think it's more of a civil duty/retiree job.
> The answer was inherited wealth, that's just the answer.

The br00tal blackpill is that it's always the answer.
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> I wish women were real.

But they are real neko!
You will just never see or touch the cute ones MWAHAHAHAHAA GET BLACKPILLED BUDDY

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Okay okay I'm sorry for spreading negativity :(
I finished my workout for today, it's time to pass out in bed soon, I hope you sleep good nekos :)

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Good morning to the negative nekos.

Last night I watched Louis Theroux: Altered States: Love Without Limits, a Therouxdocu about polyamory, or polyamaury, I cant remember how its spelled.

I won't spoil it, but you already know exactly what the documentary shows so don't feel the need to waste an hour if you aren't a Therouxhead. Basically every poly group was a woman with a weak husband getting FREE sex on the side.

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> polyamaury

ANOTHER NEKO MENTIONED
Still waiting on the emory sets, FUCKING emory set leAks Preventer I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
> Basically every poly group was a woman with a weak husband getting FREE sex on the side.

Yeap, I bet that's like 99% of those relationships. Did Theroux went ahead and been extremely bluepilled and said you go girls #girlboss #gaslight #gatekeep?

Attaching cute :3
Totally forgor that the freaking captcha is a thing and my site DID NOT REFRESH AND I'VE HAD TO DO 2 CAPTCHAS BECAUSE THE MARGATHREA CAPTCHA AND REGULAR SITE ONE ARE SEPARATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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I had a really good day today
> hung out with BGC girl for like 4 hours playing magic the gathering

> work was fine and i didnt even get mad about having nothing to do

> buses were just really good today and i got home 45 minutes earlier than the day before

> dinner is warmed up and tasty

lets freaking goo
 >>/9586/
he mostly just asked leading questions and really focused in on asking if the guys were happy in the relationship and what they were getting out of it. he didn't outright say "hey this is a scam for insecure men to accept their wives cheating on them" but it's obviously framed that way, and online reviews all seem to agree that all of the poly groups he spoke to were massively imbalanced and the guys looked unhappy.

 >>/9587/
sending you some positive energy, we're only 1 week into the year, THINGS can only get BETTER

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 >>/9588/
Let's goooooo, glad you've had a good day bud.
I'm not even as mad at this site hearing that. Okay maybe I'm still a fair bit mad, it literally reset my settings like 20 minutes ago.
> Theroux

That's actually more than I've expected, I guess maybe he just likes drilling into people. Anyway that's the best you can do for those guys, ask them if they are truly happy in that kind of relationship. They are the only true masters of their own fate and nobody is able to fix shit for them.
> THINGS can only get BETTER

I mean, lets just say you're right and I'll hope for the best.
Also I've done pushups and my headache subsided, probably because of the higher blood pressure so it'll come back but it's funny that doing pushups helped lmao

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> buy something on ebay

> it's been 3 weeks and he still hasn't shipped it out

der scam artisten...
 >>/9589/
I've not once had to refresh magrathea to post, it always just works first time, which is better than original endchan, but reading posts on here is awful.
> pushups and headache subsided

Many such cases. Going outside. Doing literally anything can cure most ailments.

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 >>/9590/
>  it's been 3 weeks and he still hasn't shipped it out

> der scam artisten...

It's over... You will never get the VtmB books...
> it always just works first time

Lucky you, I just had to refresh it again because it didn't load the posts, thankfully end loaded your post so I saw it there.
> reading posts on here is awful

The stupid newline after greentext is still triggering me so much.
Even the layout being fucked is not as bad as that.
> Doing literally anything can cure most ailments.

I wish, but I think I'm generally pretty healthy for my venerable age of 60, soon 61.


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good morning to the nekos. 

it feels fitting that after blogposting about having a good day yesterday, i'd wake up feeling lethargic. what goes around comes around!!!

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 >>/9593/
GOOD MORNING :3
> i'd wake up feeling lethargic

That's not that bad neko, you'll make it :)
I've taken a painkiller because the headache was not really subsiding and woke up with none, so today is definitely better than yesterday already. At least if it doesn't come back lmao
Totally forgot you can't post on regular end and started typing there

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Morrowind is good. Morrowind is good. Morrowind is good. Morrowind is go-

Fun game, the new mod expansion releases have brought me back and I've been playing a whole bunch of new characters and exploring areas and questlines I've previously not touched.
 >>/9594/
If you wake up with no headache, it means you're cured for good
t. actual legal medical doctor Dr Claude GPT.

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 >>/9595/
Glad you're enjoying it.
Maybe I should boot it up too, but half the time my innate 'tism makes me optimize any fun out of the game.
> headache

I think I might actually be getting the old people feeling the weather changing syndrome with my headaches.
Whenever I have one recently there's a drastic change in weather, it might just be coincidence but it sure doesn't feel like it and nothing much other than them being completely random is convincing.
> Dr Claude GPT

Funny that you mention him because I've been using him a bit more as a search engine. Even when I've gotten that headache I've asked it about it for funsies.
I still do not trust anything it says though, actually I trust whatever GPT says less than random forum post or site (unless I can see that it's AI generated), which probably means that I've got a blind spot in the second case more than anything.

ATTACHING REAL KNIFE (NAO FALSA)



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 >>/9598/
If the layout got fixed it wouldn't be too bad, but I guess the site is just going through a rough patch.
It might not get better too for a while, I think 2ch is down, or was down at least. Admin is in a trying to put out fires mode. Who would think that being popular might not be good for an imageboard.

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Naurrrrr, UKneko's doxx just leaked, he will never recover from this.
 >>/9599/
You go onto the front page and you see the recent posts are all russian, and the recent images, updating in live time, are people spamming literal shit on russian boards.

I don't want to be racist, but maybe removing Russians would immediately fix the flooding problem.

Of course it's the fucking Ukraine general too. The Kremlin's psychological warfare department is resorting to... spamming the same 5 images of human shit on a single thread in a tiny imageboard?

make it make sense.

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> Naurrrrr, UKneko's doxx just leaked, he will never recover from this.

I thought (the unknown) UKNeko is going to join BRUV, only the best and brightest choose that party.
> russian problem

I've lurked the /operations/ a little and it seems that it's a coordinated op by tor users and Admin is unwilling/unable to put limits on tor, probably the former since nekochen for example rangebans all tor nodes.
I don't even know why they care but I guess it's very important for a dumbass board to be unusable, funny thing, I'm pretty sure /pol/ could host almost the same threads just in english so it's basically retarded.




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 >>/9603/
If you don't pay for a magrathea monthly pass, the site will break randomly for you.
 >>/9601/
/pol/ on 4chan has at least 2 seperate ukraine generals up. the problem might be that /pol/ is actually moderated and spamming images of human shit would be quickly banned.

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> magrathea monthly pass

So that's why it shits itself every time I try to post :(
> /pol/ is actually moderated

Well, it's a different scale tbf, if all jannies on 4chan wanted to ban every single tor node that pissed them off, it would be done, even if they'd have to do it manually.
Here, it's just unfeasible for boards that get what? 200? 300 posts per hour?
I don't believe that the mod team for the largest board here is larger than 10 people.

I do wonder how magrathea changes anything though.



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> arent all tor exit nodes public?

They are, cloudflare even provides ways to "manage" tor IPs.
> still cant post on the normal site

Me neither and magrathea is timing out it's captcha faster than end. Ugh.

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since theyre public I dont see why it would be unfeasible for even a one-man moderation team to ban all of the tor nodes from their site if they wanted to get rid of the problem
its no different to running a ban command on a loop statement


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if the reason the site is trying to force magrathea is because of flooding, ddosing and spamming then the admin likely has incentive to ban tor nodes as part of dealing with the issue



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I hate AI so much, now whenever I read stackoverflow I've got in the back of my mind: "this could be AI generated code, should I even use this since it can fuck shit up if it's bad"


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Finally, someone let me out of my cage.

> didn't play magic the gathering with BGC Girl today

> was in a steaming mood

> buses was shit so I got home 30 minutes later

> life is terrible

she is the key to being happy... makes you think...
 >>/9611/
Board owners can't ban random IPs
t. Bored Zoner
 >>/9612/
This would be the simpest solution, alas, he really loves TOR (The Old Republic)

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> she is the key to being happy

If we could only make this relationship work. It's like poetry, it'll rhyme.

Well the only permanent solution will be to leave eventually I guess.

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 >>/9618/
I think I just really appreciated getting to spend time with someone irl in a relatively quiet and calm atmosphere. BGC Sundays is like, over a dozen people, loud, and there's constant talking, not really a place to relax even if I do enjoy it.

And Magic the Gathering is sadly a fun game.


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 >>/9619/
> Magic the Gathering is sadly a fun game

> he's going to boot up Hearthstone any second now


> BGC Sundays is like, over a dozen people, loud, and there's constant talking

Yea I would hate that, I can tolerate that when it's friends but it's so tiresome with randos.
 >>/9620/
> They're storming the chen!!

You mean the backupcave.net?
Though at this point with end shitting and pissing every few hours it might be more usable than this site lol


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Tenshrillion has ended the last 3 days of her subathon with 89/90 hours remaining. She is gonna have to stream forever lads... They won't let her stop...

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 >>/9622/
I can get why people play it but I just hate the monetization involved in card games. I'm barely spending on regular games that don't try to fleece me at every turn.
 >>/9623/
Day 223 of Tenshis stream, slowly dying of dehydration because her water has been cut off. The simps drive to her house and throw full water bottles through her window to save her.

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I miss Hearthstone, the only multiplayer game apart from my 90s emulated kusoge that I indulged on.
I still think about returning, but my streamers say the game sucks and my mouse has been double-clicking for the past two years... can't risk it.

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 >>/9624/
The monetization is what puts me off Hearthstone too. With Magic the Gathering, I've spent £20 and gotten 1300 physical, real cards on ebay. For £20 of real money on hearthstone I wouldn't get even half of that, they'd be digital, and random and probably not in sets.

I just bought all of some guys old magic cards, so there's plenty of synergies already baked in because obviously he used to actually play with these cards, it's been easy to make decks out of them.
> Tenshi

You're joking... but it might actually turn out like this. I'm a little worried she's gonna burn out doing 12 hour streams every fucking day. Then again, she's also making bank, so slay queen yaaaaaas.
 >>/9625/
Pic related is my MTG wife lately. Her ability is insanely strong but I lost all but one game I played her because if you don't get the right draw, she's SHIT.

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> my mouse has been double-clicking for the past two years

MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIX IT OR BUY ANOTHER ONE ARGH WTF
> the game sucks

It will always suck, especially if you're plugged in, there will always be some meta deck/decks that will be mandatory to play.
 >>/9626/
> even his MtG decks are about simping for a bpdfu

Absolutely, unequivocally over...
> £20 and gotten 1300 physical, real cards

That's like an okay price just to have some fun, especially considering that board games in general are kinda overpriced. 
> worried about Tenshi

Okay this one is actually over buddy. Like she can stop anytime, I don't even think twitch can require you to stream a set amount of hours unless it's some pretty low amount and for partners only.
> I lost all but one game

HE KEEPS LOSING TO BGC GIRL I WAS RIGHT I AM VINDICATED


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Any nekos up hating 2020?
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Buying a pre-built brand new deck is like £40 and for that you get a 100 card deck. So I've paid a good price to have the fun of a card game, which is having cards and putting a deck together yourself.
> Tenshi

Nope, she signed a LEGAL CONTRACT with CHAT when she promised the subathon, we will get our year of 12 hour tenshi streams or we'll get out fucking money back.

I've not actually watched her streams in a while, I just keep getting email notifications that she's going live, and checked in earlier today to see how the subathon is going. She's playing league now though, imagine being a valorant streamer and getting into a WORSE game. Naurrrr.
> BGC Girl

I am losing because my deck is SHIT and hers is GOATED (because its an OP pre-built)

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> Any nekos up hating 2020?

Wasn't a good year for me probably but I do not think it was especially bad for tiktok.
> Buying a pre-built brand new deck is like £40 and for that you get a 100 card deck.

Oof. 
> which is having cards and putting a deck together yourself

Genuinely better experience too than having a prebuilt probly.
> we'll get out fucking money back

@tenshi ban this guy he's inciting chargebacks, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
> She's playing league

Naurrrrrrrr, genuinely over. She's probably already searching for a new booster to take her bfs place (I've got no idea if they're still together with whatever that guys name was) (and I don't really care)
> I am losing because my deck is SHIT

Well maybe you should've built a BETTER DECK? Ever thought about THAT?

> @maeveblueberry

> Account is private.

Girlie... I will genuinely add a special case to my script for those dumbfus that private their account.

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> privates her account

> releases the SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG cosplay

Luckily, I am an oldegg so I'm IN.
She also didn't private her OOC account weirdly enough.

But she posted her shadow cosplay on her OOC account. MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.

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I wouldn't say Hearthstone monetization is bad. I played Marvel Snap for half a year and holy fuck not only everything was much more expensive, cards could only be acquired on specific weeks to the point you'd have to wait months only to get a chance of opening the card you want in a lootbox.
Nowadays they give you a full netdeck of your choice just by returning to the game, and even if they didn't I probably have enough accumulated wealth to get every card in the current rotation. I love Blizzard Entertainment!!
 >>/9627/
The archetypes I like playing have been phased out throughout time methinks. Late 2020 was my peak, the one time the deck I liked playing was also top tier. Yeah, at one point in that month I was 12th in the European server o algo, no big deal for me...
 >>/9629/
I for real for real no cap on a stack don't know why nekos don't just print the physical cards they want. Are the nerds you share the room with going to get angry you aren't giving the trillionaire company your hard-earned goybucks? Go claim your deserved Black Lotus, king.
 >>/9630/
TikTok™ is getting banned next week and I still haven't learned how to scrape my burgerfus!! I'm going to lose thousands of 15-second clips I didn't even know existed!!

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If I printed off cards, it would be slightly cheaper but I would essentially just be netdecking. The fun of the trading card game is to assemble a deck from the random shit you get. Buying pre-builts or netdecking is cringe, you're just letting some other autist construct an OP deck for you.

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> I am an oldegg so I'm IN.

I don't follow fus on tiktok, and even then it would feel strange to have moots and I assume that's required to see private.
> MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.

You would not understand buddy.
I've got no idea.
 >>/9632/
> I was 12th in the European server o algo, no big deal for me...

Yea okay buddy don't have to flex on us...
> I for real for real no cap on a stack don't know why nekos don't just print the physical cards they want.

That's an option but I think for the fake cards to feel not too bad you've gotta laminate them and have a decent material that you print them on so you'd have to get it done with a professional printer.
For specific expensive cards it might be worth it but for regular cards that you can get for pennies, probably not so much.
> my burgerfus

Ah yes, the long list of my burgerfus, lemme check... It's Arie, Ari and uhhhhhhhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I think bubs might be murrican?
> haven't learned how to scrape

This is genuinely not too hard though, well if you know anything about programming that is.

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> I assume that's required to see private

No, private just prevents new people from following. If you already had the follow, you can see her page unless she chooses to clear followers.

I'm not moots with anyone, I just follow them.


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> If you already had the follow, you can see her page

Oh okay, that's completely different. I might even try to fix my account on PC or try to follow a few fus on phone, but that would still require from me to use someone elses script to download private stuff since I have no idea what to do with cookies.
I might be moots with someone (not a fu) on tiktok but I genuinely never used DMs there. I did shitpost a little there on some videos on one account and people followed me because of that for no reason whatsoever, since I have 0 toks there.
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I think I remember this one, and being angry at Ash for FUCKING UP THE TIMING, I do not remember the second one she posted.
> fast, high energy trends

I think that the only trend I do not miss is the one where the fus slow down their last few seconds of the tok, eden was particularly abusing this one.


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> bonbi is a fat

And this is not the worst thing she's done recently. I would like to advise anyone that has not seen it to not look it up.
She released multiple videos with a strapon


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I'm sorry neko... I wasn't going to say that I've seen it since I didn't want to expose any of you even by unwanted curiosity.
I don't even feel bad about her at this point, when I saw the video I legit chuckled out loud and closed it, it was so out of touch and bad.




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he's a bonbiposter, of course he is there
you know this, I literally told you this and he showed you that I was right by going from posting bonbi to being banned and to ip-hopping and posting shit back on the beaches of 'chen
did you forget this?

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> good news

I wouldn't call it that, it might be hilarious but it's more of a laughing at the insane type of deal.
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> when he finds /neko/ it is genuinely over

Pretty sure the full link was posted on the cave, IIRC most probably by him too.
He doesn't care, we're not fun for him (anymore). Actually none of them care most probably.
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I do not remember that but I do not go on /bbg/ or /bg/ now often anyway and even moreso I don't feel like reading their posts since it's very depressing. Not very strange that the mood is low though.



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He's actually spamming all boards and has been for days, he's not the bonbiposter that posted shit on neko.

This is a different, likely RUSSIAN shitposter, this is why I SLAVA UKRAINA

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i figured out the reason behind my headaches: it was too dry in my room. especially whenever I turned on my space heater and left it on for too long.
Now I spray water onto my curtains and let the humidity come that way. havent had a headache since I started

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 >>/9650/
That's not true. The real reason is that I've been beaming intense psychic damage straight into your cerebellum for the past weeks. Guess your aura is not powerful enough to withstand my powerful mogging ray. 
Why? Because FUCK YOU 🖕🏾🖕🏾




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Could you redraw the one on the right with massive honkers, like seriously gargantuan level bazonkas? It'd be really really funny if you drew it as a joke, we'd all laugh so much haha.


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> my powerful mogging ray

Oh, so that's why I've had this headache one day. My aura must've been particularly weak that day.
 >>/9652/
> 5:32 AM

Every single time...
The result is pretty nice though
 >>/9655/
It would be really funny if he redraw the right one pregnant though haha.
 >>/9656/
Have a nice omelette neko :3





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stoners are worse than fat people
> brother goes to bed at 10pm

> wakes up at 11am

> sits on the sofa playing fortnite loudly on his phone for 3 hours

> makes himself lunch (a sandwich)

> goes back to bed at 2:30pm

> whole house stinks of weed

> refuses to blow his nose but inhales deeply every minute because his nose is runny


dude. weed. LMAO.
at least fatchads keep their local donut store in business.

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In 2023 we had a bunch of billionaires get torn apart on the ocean floor
In 2024 we had that one CEO get assblasted and literally everyone take the killer's side
Now in 2025 we have a bunch of supermillionaires and A-list celebrities losing their homes to global warming
Interdasting... This must be the doing of some Megasatan who didn't get his end of the deal that he made with these people

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Buddy, here on /neko/ we SIDE with the wealthy elite, because we know if we work hard enough, put in a few extra shifts and pull ourselves up by our bootstraps, we too can be millionaires. 

The ONLY people against the wealthy, are lazy poorfags that don't want to work hard, put in the hours and grind!

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> goes to sleep at 10

good orderly citizen. that's 7 hours earlier than me
> wakes up at 11 am

thats still 3 hours earlier than me, good job
> sits on the sofa playing video games

a man that peruses his hobbies and finds fulfillment and joy in life is a good thing. 
> makes himself lunch

not like the fat people who are funding the immigration of billions of nepalis, indians and pakistanis by ordering home delivery. Good job
> goes back to bed at 2.30 pm

you have taken more afternoon naps than he has, buddy. pot calling the dealer black, there
> whole house stinks of weed

unlike it smelling like a tikka masala and ass gas
> refuses to blow his nose despite nose being runny

making sure Procter & Gamble doesn't meet their revenue goals for Q1 2025. Well done, lad.

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 >>/9665/
fuck you buddy your post made me laugh out loud and now my stoner brother probably thinks im a retard laughing at my computer screen.


> Morrowind Blogpost

I want to do the new legion content at firemoth, so I joined the imperial legion. First quest? Settle a merchant's dispute in the town square, I head over. One guy says "Hey, I got here first, the policy has always been whomever claims a spot first, keeps it". The other merchant says "I have LEGAL PAPERS from the steward giving me the right to sell stuff in this spot." I side with the first guy, because I don't believe in court documents. The aggravated party says "You are disrespecting a superior officer's orders. Die fetcher!" and attacks me, a guy in a full suit of armour, whilst he's just a guy dressed in clothes with no weapon.

I kill him, obviously, and the first guy says "Well, guess that settles it, its my spot."

What was he cooking

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 >>/9664/
You forgot to mention that the poorfags don't want to pull themselves by their bootstraps and clean their room.
 >>/9665/
> wakes up at 2 pm

Genuinely over... Where did the good sleep schedule nekos went...
 >>/9666/
> What was he cooking

Meth.
I mean skooma.

I have spent like 6 hours on trying to understand wtf is going on in my script for rotating and not only do I not know what is going on still and it's still bugged to hell and back I don't feel like I'm any closer to getting it done. I'm genuinely losing it. To basic math.

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boni and her friends are gonna go to a convention and compete in a talent show with their kpop dance group
this sunday so probably some dancey dance toks on monday

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remember when neko promised two epic song parodies, one of which was literally 1 word long, and he didnt deliver? the NEKOS demand RESOLUTION!!!!!




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> Get to work

> bossman congratulates me and says he's received numerous emails about my block being cleaned to an exceptional standard

> I don't have the heart to tell him I've played more slay the spire than I've worked in the last 4 weeks of 'work'


 >>/9670/
I am doing the pushups. Slowly, gently, this is how a push is up.
 >>/9667/
popular opinion: holy tummy awoooooooga im going fucking insane
 >>/9669/
I am writing the parodies. Slowly, gently, this is how a parody is written.






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> endchan switched from cloudflare to basedflare

The annoying negro that runs my national imageboard has been helping with developing that thing since 2022. By running the imageboard I mean both hosting and running it to the ground since he destroyed all the small communities the board housed and nobody posts there anymore. He's not a person with good intentions. Grim.


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> I don't have the heart to tell him I've played more slay the spire than I've worked in the last 4 weeks of 'work'

And this is how the work should be done. Slowly, gently.
 >>/9674/
 >>/9675/
Ok +2, you got a smirk out of me
 >>/9679/
As long as it gets better and site doesn't go down for hours multiple times a week, whatever.
We're gonna deal with end being ran to the ground when it happens, if it happens, and if we will have to at all.

Do you nekos think this is too much or am I canon and valid for spending whole day on writing this script just to rotate one funky tok so far?




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Just saw a clip someone posted on twitter, a 4 minute long AI slop video, claimed to have worked hard for 3 weeks to make this "story". And it's completely nonsensical, ugly, full of obvious errors and just looks like shit. Worse than paw patrol.

If everyone who thought "AI" is a useful tool for creative pursuits was rounded up and shot, the world would be a better place because there'd be no indians left to make chicken tikka masala




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refreshed the page and magrathea was 404'd, so I went to endchan and it's stuck in a permanent loading screen because of basedflare.

I was gonna make a joke about the 4chan filter for based, but I forgot what based filters to, so pretend I made that joke, and then followed it up with "wtf I wrote [filter]flare not [filter]flare" then finally a third post with B4SEDflare not [filter]flare.

I will accept my +2s now, or the option of a +3 paid out in +0.5 installments over 6 months.
 >>/9681/
I think it's too much, I'm getting distracted by the spinning box when the focus should be on the neko toks when I wear my neko socks
 >>/9688/
I like Koto! I really like the Koto where she dances to boogie boogie bam bam, that one was so Koto. 
 >>/9683/
What did he mean by this? Mods? Can we get a wellness check?


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 >>/9683/
Can't help it, every boy loves dinosaurs.
 >>/9685/
> spoiler

Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr not the national dish!
> AI

I don't want to beat that dead horse over and over, but I'm slowly starting to think that it doesn't matter how bad it is if it's good enough to "automate the majority of economically valuable work". We might be getting your dystopia still Ted.
 >>/9686/
We stan closet cosplays here BUDDY. Do NOT insult them.
 >>/9688/
I'm glad that you liked it :3
I can basically do that with every tok now, even do it this way as in cutting into the frame instead of padding, but to not make it time-consuming I would have to spend like a week writing a program that basically does what a video editor does except without it taking 5 times longer because they're not made for that purpose alone.
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> [filter] joke

+0.5
> I think it's too much, I'm getting distracted by the spinning box

I dunno, the problem with those kind of toks is that they look kinda wack without any rotation and multiples of 90deg rotations still don't really cut it imo.
I'll attach the original without any rotations so you see how it looks normally, it's just ugh...
Can't win I guess.
 >>/9690/
This is a LIE, everybody knows that norwoodneko is way older, like 70 at least.

Okay, now that I've responded to (almost) every post like a dumbass I gotta check on my lunch.



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> What's for lunch

Taters and chickum, and some leftover fish from yesterday.
Already gone into my stomach though.
> Grasping Fortune will release on the 1st of May

Damn, they're so freaking fast recently. I'm genuinely glad that the project is seeing so much traction.
Morrowind will be rebuilt :3
 >>/9693/
I have given up on that pipedream like 5 years ago. I'm a loser and will probably stay a loser, better be happy with my lot.




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the moon was up when I went to bed, the moon was up when I woke up. the moon will be up when I go to bed, and then moon will then be up when I next wake up
such is the life in the great dark north











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I AM GONNA LEAVE THIS SHITHOLE

ALL MY LIFE IT'S JUST BEEN "THE ECONOMY IS ENTERING A RECESSION"

FUCK YOU RECESSION, FUCK YOU. I'M MOVING TO POLAND TO STEAL THEIR JOBS.




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 >>/9712/
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if people at The Indie Stone spent more time on imageboards reading criticism of their work, than actually developing the fucking game. It has had TWO updates in 5 years, and this latest update breaks the biggest thing from the update before it (Multiplayer returning)

If you really are John Indiestone. FUCK YOU. and FUCK YOU.
Shotguns are NOT COOL. You WILL use the fire axe. You WILL go back to base at 6am, 12pm and 8pm to watch television. You WILL use the laundry machine to wash your clothes everyday.




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 >>/9716/
It laughed me and was a good start to the year, 2025! It's gonna be my year, this is the year that everything changes, I'm gonna get a girlfriend and travel the world and lose 40kg of fat and

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 >>/9713/
Make the game more annoying. Noted. Add more chores for the player. Noted.
We anticipate being able to provide you with an update or resolution within 6 to 12 months.


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> spoiler

Yea that's at least 5 years of development time, we do not have that kind of budget buddy.
What about adding more squirrels? We can do that (within 6 to 12 months).




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> he's in debt

You have to PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS if you want to make it in this world. Do you think President Trump or Elon Musk ever got into debt? Nope, they just worked harder, earned the money, and thats why they're successful. These fricking Genzennials go into debt just to buy a frappe grande watermelon slider with extra cream!
 >>/9723/
FUCK. YOU. Gray squirrels more like GAY SQUIRRELS I HATE THEM











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Was sent to go kill a "wizard", turns out he'd turned himself into a floating crystal, craziest shit I ever saw.

Obviously when he offered me work, I accepted. He gives you a mini questline, which ends with you choosing to become a crystal and live forever with him [YOU DIE GAME OVER] or just remain his apprentice and get access to his master level enchanting training. I chose the second one.

I'm gonna get enchanting to 100 in this playthrough and make myself some overpowered gear without abusing fortifying intelligence potions.

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> #EULA - posting kinda early before i fall asleep again😔 #genshin#genshinimpact#genshincosplay#genshinimpactcosplay#cosplay#eula#eulacosplay#genshinimpacteula#genshinimpacteulacosplay


Posted at two pm germany time... why do good girls have bad sleep (schedules), I've had this question for a real long time.

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> turned himself into a floating crystal, craziest shit I ever saw

Shit wack.
I've turned myself into a floating crystal Morty
It sounds fun though, Morrowind is better than you remembered zoomer.
 >>/9736/
Maybe she's just like our local elderlyneko and needs to take siesta naps, don't be so judgmental against oldfus...

Attaching a RACISTFU

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 >>/9737/
Morrowind IS better than you remember. Tamriel Rebuilt's content is better than anything Bethesda ever made. Going back and playing Bloodmoon or Tribunal, everything is so shit.
> second spoiler

zased, absolutely hecking zased. we love that here.
Attaching a non-racistfu

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> Risotto sneak peak for my moots !! :)

Acid seems to be unprivating some older toks. Shoutout to scraper neko for making me think I should manually check her profile.







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> Shoutout to scraper neko

No problem, I try to do the thing where I pull the whole list of every single tok of the fus I scrape kind of regularly.
Sadly it's a very painful process, mostly because it has to be sequential since tikwm doesn't like me going faster than that and some fus (looking at you Arie) have literally over 4k toks or something wild like that, which have to be pulled by the pages of 12... At the rate of one page (as in 12 toks) per second...
Basically what I'm saying is it is slooooooooooooooooow.





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And yet you have not streamed it... Curious...

I'm watching Elons PoE 2 gameplay (on 2x, muted, while skipping a bunch it's impossible otherwise) and it's a whole circus lmao.
Free content thank you Elon, you're the best PoE player ever saar.








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cia psyoppers are posting cute females on imageboards and claiming them to be male. do NOT fall for their tricks to turn you gay. there are ZERO cute gay guys, they're all ugly bara men. stay STRAIGHT. stay IRATE.




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I have posted this tok like 3 times in the last month but I think it's cute and relevant to the discussion of cute girls who are boys but are actually girls.

> Playing Morrowind

> Get tasked to go soultrap a very powerful daedra

> Have to fight through a dungeon of high level daedra

> Bring the grand soul gem 550/600 back to the guildmaster

> Here have these robes that have a restore health and magicka when cast effect, "haha, I probably should've given you them before you went"

> sends me off to soultrap a dreugh queen in a lake

> There's a massive underwater dreugh dungeon

> whole new tileset

> luckily I had a helmet I found early in the playthrough with a 120 second waterbreathing cast effect

> bring the filled 600/600 (best soul possible) back to him

> "here have this helmet with constant effect waterbreathing"

yeah FUCK this guy, I reloaded my save and used the soul gem myself to make a permanent 2 points restore health ring, so I have constant heals. He is TROLLING me with the item rewards.
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No. I posted ONE tok of his, whilst you actually follow him.

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> He is TROLLING me with the item rewards.

Lmao, and you're letting him do it. He's got you wrapped around his fingers bud.
Although the constant waterbreathing helmet is a troll reward that's for sure.
> No. I posted ONE tok of his, whilst you actually follow him.

I have multiple 10s of thousands of toks and I have never downloaded even ONE tok of his. Check mate

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> try to find the "when it's another biofemale pretending to be a femboy" tok using tigtog search

> it spits back to me dozens of femboys who definitely do not pass

Bleak








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> tok not available

I'll reserve my judgment. Since that's the only thing I don't trust you with as in posting a male/female and properly saying if they are so.
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> call this not scran

Looks like toast beans and cheese, no idea what the scran business is.
> I'm nearly halfway done :)

Halfway to? 200?



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> Scran = good food.

> Scran is a slang word for food, especially of inferior quality, or rubbish, especially in the UK, Ireland, and Northern England.

Am I getting subtle trolled?
> Uh... to completing one pushup.

FUCK YOU. That does it, I'll be reminding you of it for the rest of the year AT LEAST. You will get the pushup reminders in simple 300 installments.



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It was what, 235 in total?
Honestly, spreading that over a month would be enough for me. I just did 15, and had to stop and rest for a minute after 10.. I'm so weak and fat and ugly and bald and short ahhhhhhhh..

15 a day for 2 weeks, how hard could that be? [IMPOSSIBLE]

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Goodnight to the nekos, gonna go rest my weary and tired arms in an icebath, maybe have a couple of protein donuts to bulk up with.

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> Why the freaky does this neko have everyfu scraped

I do not, and like half of them go unupdated because I don't have the storage space nor will to scrape that much.
Anyway, not this time satan 😎
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> 235 in total

I don't even know, I remember it being above 200 that's all.
> spoilers

It aint gonna get better if you don't try to do anything about it. And it is [POSSIBLE]
 >>/9780/
Ha a good sleepy neko, I was going to go nighty night too soon :3

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63% of all those sentenced for rape between 2000 and 2020 in sweden follow a very specific pattern you all could imagine without me saying it
funny country

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a nekka be like:
> yeah i'm popping all my consumes for this raid encounter

but in reality its just drinking a bit of water and taking vitamins before bed






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Hello everyneko and welcome back to Natty or Not, the world's most popular gameshow. Today we'll be watching this tiktok and trying to determine is he NATTY OR NOT?

Memorable moments include
>  I put my hand upon your hip

>  When I dip, you dip, we dip

>  You put your hand upon my hip

> When you dip, I dip, we dip


Contestants, get your answers in to be in with a chance at the GRAND PRIZE.


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em is not on ozempic (you can tell) and nineota or w/e her name is was skinny since before ozempic was a product used to combat fatness
another fatty trying to cope saying that skinny girls are secret ozempic abusers and trying to noramlize that fat hoe emfox as being "skinny" COPE








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I gave it an honest attempt but I've had to stop at 3 minutes and 15 seconds. The background track is Need 2, and that is highly distracting because I associate that song with Brokeback Mountain. I wish I was watching Brokeback Mountain.

I cannot relate to the video, she spent 3 minutes in my opinion saying the same point over and over again, very slowly. She suffers from Gender Dysphoria, it's a concept I cannot comprehend. I don't even have body dysmorphia, I don't look at myself in the mirror and see a skinny chadrick, I just see the fat fuck with the huge dongus that I actually am.

Brokeback Mountain is really beautiful, I rewatched it last week, that's how good it is, I rewatched a Saturday Movie. Ennis and Jack's relationship is fucking beautiful, their joy and love being in the picturesque scenery of Brokeback Mountain is incredible, every scene not on the mountain is an ugly shithole. I love the characters, the repressed, self-hating homosexuality of Ennis, the confident energy that Jack has, the way he chases other men to try and replace Ennis in their time apart.

I love this movie, and I am not trans.



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> I typed once in chat and 2 people in chat and the streamer instantly knew what my name was referencing

TENSHI COULD NEVER










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Less and less to blog about. More and more I feel I am living in the postscript of a story already told. Life as a steady rhythm, a metronome without variation. Or, the slow draining of sand from hourglass. 

In other words, I need a new gimmick

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It's winter, and January at any rate, there's fuckall to blogpost about.

In some sense, having nothing to blog about is a good thing, your life is stable. Better than constant change, I would say.


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were I to blogpost about my life you guys would laugh at the amount of boring youtube videos I watch and the amount of erogames I have downloaded and played for the plot sincerely






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It is infact a bad morning
> booked in for training at 9am

> bossman tells me the location

> I arrive

> Its not here

> I ask the loval receptionist/help desk

> They tell me it is there

> I wait

> Its not here

2 hours on the bus wasted. Even if i found the location, if youre 10 minutes late they wont count your attendance. Im headed home.

Do you think it is the caste system in Indian society that makes them all monumentally retarded and incompetent? Imagine millennia of the stupidest,  lowest rung individuals being forced to interbreed, and now theyre here in the UK with cushy office jobs ruining my fucking life. He has not successfully done a single thing. He misspells my name, he books my holiday days incorrectly, he can't get me a door key after ive asked 3 times.

The ONLY positive, is hes so fucking bad at hos job that ive gotten away with doing NOTHING for the last 3 weeks.

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The experience of reading this blogpost was genuinely great and hilarious.
I was like yea fine valid and then halfway I see the best professional racism out there.
Just the whiplash made me burst out laughing.
+4 buddy, know that your suffering was not in vain.
> ive gotten away with doing NOTHING for the last 3 weeks

The truth probably is that if he hired his family member to do your job they would do even worse. So he thinks you're going above in beyond.

Attaching another todopokie because I genuinely think that whenever she's not showing off the goods (rare) she actually looks better. I'm not even a prude really.

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> spoiler

It's actually not racism, because I'm taking aim at the caste system, not the inherent racial characteristics of Indians :)

> if he hired his family member

Half the people I work with seem to be shit anyway. Worked with one guy who straight up DISAPPEARED an hour into the shift. Bossman came looking for him, and never found him before the shift ended. Next day? He showed up to work. So someone who literally leaves the building doesn't get fired, who can?

> tok

I kind of agree, she just looks fine there, when she's got the shrivixs out, it seems like engagement bait.





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> So someone who literally leaves the building doesn't get fired, who can?

That good job security hits different :)
>  when she's got the shrivixs out

I think I've got it, since this is the first time I've managed to watch more than 3 toks of hers. The most off-putting thing is the way she squeezes her tits into whatever she's wearing so they spill out of the top. Very bimbo-coded and I genuinely don't like it.
Look at this one, this is just a virgin killer type of dress and she isn't actively trying to push them up as much as possible. It looks okay-ish, fine even.
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> group assignment is finally done

Congratz neko :)
>  return to drawing cute furry girls

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A furry cutie shooting a gun I hope :)


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> it will look STUPID because I am a noob drawist

I'm genuinely impressed by your progress, you else have a knack for it or you're way ahead of an average dumbass on deviantart when it comes to discipline.
I always thought it takes years to be able to draw furry porn, but maybe it's a bit easier :)

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I dont think it would take more than 6 months to draw convincing and alluring stuff like that. Drawing it from imagination is probably what would take the longest to learn
as of right now, nothing I draw from imagination looks right so Im mostly learning from having a reference on my 2nd monitor and trying to re-draw it as best as possible
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Well yea, I assumed you've drawn from reference, but then I assumed most of the people that draw like shit also draw from reference.
Also I know you'll get it, since you're coming at it from "it's a skill" standpoint.
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> stolen drawist valour.

Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, chat gin pity bros ww@? Can we defend him?

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> it's a skill

it's all talent and I was born with 2 left hands so it's to koniec for me... never will i be able to draw my own cute anime waifu senjougahara with brown hair and and a wedding gown...

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Well, if you've had good taste and have chosen Hanekowa you would've been on the level of humanity greatest from the get go.
I guess it all comes down to small things in life, I'm sorry neko, I cannot do anything except repeat after you: to koniec.







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> Top stories

> TikTok users flock to Chinese app RedNote

On God, another walled garden that'll be ass to scrape.
We love (hate) to see it. Thankfully there's like 3 american tokfus.





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> Ruined by Indians.

Wait a freaking second, did you just call me an indian? BLOODY SAR WHY YOU MAKE THIS LIE BLOODY I KILL YOU BLOODY
> in the roods regiments

I'm actually starting to check, pip said he's transferring to insta for now, Arie didn't seem to say much but she has her insta and twitch linked and she seems to even stream from time to time, Ari pretty much same but she doesn't stream on twitch.
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> and two left feet....

This one is actually true. Factchecked by the Neko Truthseekers Council.


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that gimmick isnt worth SQUAT at this point, buddy. and it started out as a D-tier gimmick to begin with.
Wake me up the day you've got a great gimmick 'a brewing, and I'll tell you if it is worthy of a +2 or not

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i feel like such a tryhard for making a reference board for the rifle when I know I am so bad that saving these is almost a declaration of my hubris, thinking that I will be able to make good use of them

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What if all the fus move to RedNote 🤣 and then the generals are going to be named /rng/ xDDDDDDDDDD and that's gamer 😂😂😂 gamer words like xD 🤣🤣🤣 "ugh my rng" 😆😂😂😆😂 and I'd rather be gaming 😎😎😎🤣 just think about it gamers 🎮



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s crolling the Front You Page on 小红书 be like:
pleaaaaase let me topdeck a golden legendary cantonese fu 🙏🙏🙏🙏😭 my rng so bad

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Just discovered a new fun thing to do:
Looking at the border between the US and Canada and seeing how almost every single road stops just a few hundred meters shy of the border unless it has a border crossing station on it
In some cases the roads literally Neo the shit out of the border as well

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And you've said you will never play gacha neko...
Shame on you...
 >>/9855/
The only thing I know about that border is that most of it is some parallel. And that they've cut down a bunch of forest there to signify that the border exists.

New funky cosplay, she's all ready for the /rng/ shift.








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Jesus Christ. I love when I get home and have to spend 40 minutes finding a VPN node that actually works on this slowhole. Good old Australia, never fails me.

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Alright, I've got a plan. Life is gonna be wonderful, I have laid out the key steps I need to make this week, and the key steps I need to make this month.

The era of being depressed and barely doing anything is over, from now on I will be hopemaxxing.










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🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE 15th OF JANUARY IN ALL NEKOZONES. 
I REPEAT:
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY THE 15th OF JANUARY IN ALL NEKOZONES.
NEW THREAD POSTING IS A GO. BAKE AT WILL.
🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨


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new rednote general with a sad announcement at the OP





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