Pure Lemy) Ohh- Goshdarnit!...Pardon my French, but that is just plain inappropriate!! As much as I honor him, I should've known taking advice from Dad would lead me astray!
Unpure Lyra) What's the big deal lil dude? It wasn't that bad.
Pure Lemy) The big deal is our Mother and most definitely Father's lustful actions! In the span of one Sunday morning, he's managed to turn a holy communion into an all out..ORGY! And on my day to walk the aisles and collect alms from the members!
Unpure Lyra) -lighting a blunt- Bummer..Thats a bummer Dude.
Pure Lemy) I suppose our Pastor was strict, but fair when he said I should stay home for the next few weeks of service.
Unpure Lyra) -starts speaking in angry British accent- NO FOOKIN WAY!!? Skivin BASTARD! He can't just kick you out church! The whole place was getting their rocks off! Him included!! Where the Hell does he get off?!
Pure Lemy) Probably between Dad taking over the service and starting an orgy, Mom seducing the Pastor's wife, and YOU trying to give me a bj, DURING my choir solo.
Unpure Lyra) Hmm..well..they may've sacked you from Church. But that doesn't mean you can't worship.
Pure Lemy) What do you mean Ly- Whooaa! -pants being pulled off-
Unpure Lyra) -pushing Lemy on bed- I mean..from now on, we're gonna have Church right ~here~...get ready Choir boy...Were going back to the beginning.
Pure Lemy) Wait Lyra don-..OH GOD
Unpure Lyra) See now your in the spirit. Let's start with Adam and Eve