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> Standard SK Setup. 

> Be Loan. 

> Four days since she last showered. 

> Fresh off latest 18-hour gaming session. 

> BAM! 

> Door implosion.exe 

> Definitely don't squeal like pig as parent invades. 

> Smell the scent of alcohol. 

> No chance of escape. 

> Fear crushing Dadhug+kisses until Mom steps into the light. 

> "O-o-oh *fuck*." 

> Mom blinks like a frog as she takes in the NEET-cave. 

> "Lo-anne~~" she's doing the sing-song voice. 

> She's drawing out Loan's name. 

> "Y-yeah-" 

> "H-how-*burp*- how long have you been all..." she does the frog blink again as she tries to brain. "*This*." 

> "Ahh..." she probably means her latest NEET-streak. 

> Not the whole failure at life thing. 

> "Just a few days." Loan does a shaky smile. 

> Lori stares her down. 

> Loan sweats more. 

> "J-just- umm..." 

> "Honey what day is it?" Lori's voice is suddenly sharp and clear. 

> Eyes dart to the computer. 

> "Without looking." 

> Darn. 

> Best guess it is. 

> "Thuuuu-" Mom's eyes narrow. "Frriday!" 

> Dramatic pause. 

> "Are you sure?" 

> No. 

> "Y-yeah!" 

> Mom walks around the NEET-debris. 

> Loan shrinks back as she hears crunching from something under the surface. 

> Mom stops a foot away. 

> Then suddenly she's a lot closer. 

> Also they're hugging now for some reason. 

> "Oh Loan, this is all my fault." 

> Nani? 

> "I've let this all go on far too long." Mom sighs. "Just look at you, what kind of life is this?" 

> Okay. Used to visible disappointment from anyone not blind but feel like this is leading somewhere dangerous.

> "But that ends tonight." 

> Oh no. 

> Eye twitch as Mom goes in for a kiss on the cheek. 

> "M-Mom, what are you doing?" 

> Mwah. 

> Repress a shudder at human contact

> "Mom I'm twenty-" 

> "And well overdue growing up." Mom steps back and doesn't even look drunk anymore.

> (Feel dread like the last time she tried to apply for a job)

> "Get in the shower Loan. It's time we made you a functional adult."























 >>/17787/

NEET. But not because she was once normal and got Diddy'd or something.

I think Lori would be an overbearing, but well intentioned Mom.

But this is the same girl who went full authoritarian every chance she got on her siblings. Add in the obvious teen mom thing on top of her control-freak and vain tendencies that she hadn't grown out of yet, and I tend to think of her as having started out as an ambitious tiger-mom who pushed Loan too hard when she was young.

She does love Loan, but between all the pressure and her own drive to succeed I think that Lori would try to do it all and end up making a wreck. She'll try to be both the ultra-ambitious businesswoman she imagined herself being when she was younger, and a ultra-successful 'single mom'.

This means the snapshot for Loan's developmental years would be a lonely girl who has to move around and lose her friends whenever her Mom's career demands it. At the same time though she's under pressure from Mom to be great at school/extra-curriculars/whatever, and Mom isn't paying enough attention to realize Loan is cracking under the pressure. Lincoln and the rest of the family probably do their best, but Loan's time is usually taken up and they can't always get out to see her when she's half way across the country.

Puberty comes in, things comes to a boil and when Loan can't take it anymore she just breaks down entirely and goes full NEET. A girl who was once apparently perfect from the outside fails to graduate high school, and can't even talk to people because of a combination of missing social development and assorted complexes.

It's just so much easier for her to exist in her safe room, and live through the internet than going outside...

 >>/17806/

Also there's the whole product of incest thing. She could either be dealing with that for her whole life and it's one of the big things wearing down her psyche as she realizes the implications more and more as she grows up, or maybe it's something her family reveal when she's a teen and they think she can handle it.

But instead it becomes the anvil that breaks the camel's back.



Will update the archive pastebin now and delete the previous thread after, apologies for the delay. Thanks again to the anon who got it right away.
(Edited because the site wasn't working when I went to it, worked again 4 minutes later. Go figure.)
 >>/17804/
Yeah, I'm around. Sorry, just been tired lately and I forgot to do it before, but I've still been keeping an eye on the thread. Missed this post until now though. How are all of you doing these days?

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Evening, gents.
 >>/17810/
Nice spread anon.
 >>/17812/
> Sorry, just been tired lately
Mmm, sorry to hear that, hope all is well on your end.
> How are all of you doing these days?
Doing good. Been wanting to write things but the drive to do so has been lackluster. Naturally, being a extremely lazy bastard will do that. How about you? Hows that booru coming along?


 >>/17813/
Thanks, it's been fine enough, just lacked the desire to get that thread in order. I'd been wanting to post again for a while.
> Hows that booru coming along?
It's going better than before, we have a lot of things on paper that would make it much more efficient in both cost and code to run, but it hasn't been made. The biggest obstacle is finding someone who can actually put it together and or fix it. I wouldn't mind helping, but this is one of those things where you're stuck if you haven't got the right skillset for it, which I don't. It's been hard to find a replacement sysadmin. 
 >>/17814/
You're welcome anon, glad things are going alright. I noticed that as well, he's been quiet a while now, but hey, I'm not complaining.


 >>/17809/

> M'yeah, I'm liking this HC.


Cool, thanks. I also think that in this case, part of the reason that Loan's like 'this' now is probably because after her breakdown Lori panicked and swung to the opposite extreme. Becoming overly permission and more than a little hands-off...

Which unfortunately became enabling of Loan's bad coping mechanisms and allowed her to devolve into full NEETdom.

No Bad Touch or physical abuse needed. Just Lori being flawed like she is in the show, Loan missing early socialization for realistic reasons, and good a heaping of incest angst.


 >>/17821/

Okay but what if we also gave her massive Daddy issues because Lincoln was both on the other side of the country and also her 'uncle' for most of her (lonely) childhood?

So as far as she knew she grew up without a Dad, but in reality she always had one who wanted her but was too far away/busy with his bajillion other kids. But then she *does* finally get her Dad but its a monkey's-paw wish thing




 >>/17823/
> Okay but what if we also gave her massive Daddy issues because Lincoln was both on the other side of the country and also her 'uncle' for most of her (lonely) childhood?

Won't catch up if you treat Lincoln like that.




He had to start slowing down at guys night. They were gonna be the death of him

Lincoln slumped down and sighed into his coffee at the table as he was greeted by a hot Saturday morning. His head throbbed as he barely recognized the usually rude greeting of his daughter Lupa.

"Sup drunk middle aged old guy," Lupa perked. "how's it hangin." 

"Ugh, go to your room, your grounded for... something, you did something I'm gonna regret today." 

Lupa continued to teasingly swarm around the half hungover Lincoln as she held a few tablets of  Tylenol and rub his back. 

"Aww and after I came down this morning to help you with your headache?" Lupa said teasingly holding the keys to his relief. "But since I'm grounded already..how about you tell me how much fun it was pretending you were still young for a night." 

"Well..umm" 
......

12 hours ago. 

"Alright ladies first round of drinks is on me!" Lincoln shouted as he and friends grabbed a table.
 
Rusty eagerly guzzled down the first of many beers as he sighed. "God I needed this, you would not believe the week I've had, who knew teaching piano and running a suit store would be this..rough."

"I guess you could say you're not..Suited..for it." Zach replied.

Liam quickly interjected. "Ha you think that's bad, try working 11 hours on a farm all day and get back to me." 

Clyde followed with his own woes."It beats arguing and disciplining kids all day, by the way Linc I'm gonna need you to come in for Lupa...again." 

Lincoln hastily changed the subject. "Guys guys guys, remember it's Friday we're not here to argue about the week, we're here to get..LOADED!!"

"Yea! Wooaa!!" 

2 hours and many drinks later.

"Lemme up on that bull goddammit, I been riding and rustling all my life I can handle a mechanical one!" Liam yelled to the staff dj and game conductor

"Hey there little lady," Lincoln hazily swayed to another patron. "how bout me you and your friends over there come back to our...wait, Cleo!?..Is that you?!" 

"W-What..n-no."

Lincoln could hardly hear as he barely saw Cleo run to another table and out the door with her friends. 

He shook his eyes. "...Weird.." He swore he saw his friends daughters. He thought he saw Lyra too. Then he walked back to his friends with a beer "..Anyways. Hey Dj, C'mon if there's anyone who can ride a bull here its my buddy here!" 

"Hello, you still here, you're not gonna puke or anything are ya?" Lupa said snapping his attention from his hazed memory and back to her. 

"I...I remember now. Lincoln replied.

Lupa began. "Good. Now maybe you can tell me what hap- 

"Wh-what was Lyra doing there yesterday. And -agh my head, and what did you do at school yes-yester- "

"Here's the Tylenol you need Dad, gotta go..yeah later." Lupa said as she quickly left the kitchen.

Lincoln gulped the coffee down with his Tylenol. After he remembered he had a house of kids to rope up. 

And after he remembered..he had to start slowing down at guys nights. They were gonna be the death of him.



























The second one
 
> Loan Loud was seven today she was excited about her birthday.
> No one came for her party even her dad didn't make it. She just stared at the cake with six candles on it.
> "Mommy I'm seven today."
> Lori took a long drag on her cigarette.
> "I know dear I bought you the cake and set this party up remember."
> Loan tugged on Lori's pants.
> "I know mommy but there are only six candles and no one came. There's not even any balloons?"
> Lori rolled her eyes and put her cigarette on the cake. She patted Loan on the head.
> "Most girls like it when people think they're younger, maybe that attitudes why no one came."
> Loan was starting to cry.
> "Why isn't daddy here?"
> "Because just like 7 years ago he forgot to buy the balloons now blow out your candles and make a wish!"
> Loan blew out her candles and wished she knew why no one came.
> Later that night when Loan was throwing out the cake with the ash on it she saw all the invites in the trash her wish came true.
 
More Loan abuse why I dunno I just like abusing her
 
> Loan waited with tears in her parents room.
> Today was Monday that’s mommy day.
> While waiting like a good girl Loan decided to be a bit naughty.
> Loan opened up the dresser near the bed
> Loan see’s her dad’s gun.
> Loan never held a gun before she trembled as she’s picked it up.
> Holding that gun made her feel something new.
> A kind of power, for once she didn’t feel so weak and helpless.
> Before she could think any further she hears her mom walking towards the door.
> She gulps and swallows all her fear and doubts to summon her courage.
> Loan started to breath heavily with one eye closed and water distorting her sight, she raised the gun high and by bit her lip.
> Shaking as she pointed the gun at the door.
> ”Who loves special mommy daughter day?”
> Breathing heavily Loan mumbles.
> ”I...I do Mom.”
> Loan squeezes the trigger and she hears a click.
> ”Wha wha what’s happening!”
> The door opens and a surprisingly sober Lori come see in.
> ”Liar I knew you didn’t love it.”
> Loan falls to the floor face like a puppy that got caught peeing on the carpet.
> Loan is still trying to fire the gun nothing but clicks come out.
> ”Not that it’s loaded dear but the safety is literally still on.”
> Lori grabs the gun off her daughter and pulls her towards the bed.
> ”This was a test dear to see if you really loved me and if you could be trusted.”
> Loan whimpered.
> Lori just brushed her hair.
> ”It’s ok I’ll still make you feel special I just don’t have to feel bad about it anymore.”
 
Another fuck Loan story let’s call it a Loan for lunch
That’s stupid it’s a dumb name. I mean fuck that kid is getting bullied I can see it now.
> ”Hey Loan me your lunch money.”
> Loan tightens her grip on her backpack straps and gulps nervously.
> ”Hey Loud are you deaf or just stupid money now!”
> Loan remembered her father's words bullies are a superstitious cowardly lot. This gave her confidence
> ”You can’t have it my mommy made it just for me!”
>  Loan was instantly punched in the stomach she felt a bile rise up as she coughed and her knees hit the ground.
> Before Loan could do anything she felt the girl grab her hair and pulled her face to her knee giving Loan a black eye.
 >Loan was in tears as the girl ripped her backpack of her and rummaged around finding her lunch box.
> The bully opened the box took a bite of her sandwich and hucked it like a loogie in Loans face.
> ”Eww tuna your mom sucks next time bring money dork!”
> The bully opened Loan’s Juice box and poured it on her head before leaving with her cake dessert and apple.
> Loan sobbed silently on the ground rolling into a fetal position, thinking her dad was wrong she was the coward.

Oh Jesus. Ya happy now  >>/17844/?
 >>/17858/
You evil depraved anon. The greens could use some work, something tells me you're ESL, but hey, whatever, at least we're getting something around here. Loan abuse aside, I think the second one was probably the best one of the three. Other than that, fuck you.






 >>/17863/
Ok so something more like this? 

Wrestling isn't wrestling.
> "I'm telling You guys it's awesome check it out!”
> Lemy turns on the tv and sits between Lyle and Bobby jr.
> "This is so fake."
> "Shut up Lyle you don't know right Bobby!"
> "Well I'm sure the stunts are real."
> Lyle smirks and Lemy groans.
> "Not you too, come on guys what's possibly fake about this?”
> "Well for one thing, they're stomping when they hit the other guy nobody does that in a fight."
> "They don't?"
> Both Lyle and Bobby look concerned at Lemy.
> "Jesus man no wonder you keep losing fights!"
> Lyle is shaking his head with disdain.
> "Alright alright fine I'll admit that's apparently weird... But you can't possibly name anything else off about wrestling."
> "Uh actually, there is something."
> "No Bobby don't you dare!"
> Lyle is sporting a wicked cat like grin ear to ear.
> "Yes Bobby dare! Dare!"
> "I don't want to say it's nothing."
> Lemy looks relieved
> Lyle looks annoyed but his grin comes back fast.
> "Really Bobby nothing well I guess it couldn't be half as bad as that lizard fight,  you know the one Lemy was mocking when we watched star treck."
> Bobby jr look pissed.
> "They don't even connect when they dropkick! Who lets them grab their arms when they throw! Why would you ever fight your boss! It's terrible writing fit for an awful eighties soap opera!"
> Lyle falls backwards laughing.
> Lemy just turns off the tv and puts his grunts and flips them off, as he walks away.
> "Oh fuck off, you guys suck."
> "Did I go too far?"
> Lyle pops back up and puts his arm around Bobby Jr.
> "He was stomping his feet when he punched people this'll help him."
> "Still I feel like we kicked a puppy."
> Lyle rolls his eyes annoyed.
> "Fine we'll find him some real wrestling to watch."
> Bobby smiles looking happy and hugs Lyle.
> "Come on man don't make this gay."
> Lyle pushes Bobby away and pulls out a cellphone.
> "Alright what do you think he'd prefer MMA, or Lucador?"
> Bobby scratches his chin.
> "MMA, luchador will remind him of Aunt Lynn and who wants to picture girls wrestling?"
> Lyle blushes a bit imagining Aunt Lynn pinning someone.
> "Not me..."


 >>/17866/
Why something new when you can have Zoidberg? Nah I’ll try and dust off my old writing chops ok give me a request and I’ll see if I still got the busted chops to make English teachers cry. Pick a kid or kids and any scenario and I’ll see what I can do.

Nothing huh? Well makes sense I’m ancient not sure if any of you even know who I’am, well I’ll post an old favorite of mine that never caught on, and I’ll check the thread again in like 8ish hours, see if anyone puts in a request.






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 >>/17858/
> Loan woke up with a fright
> She turned to see her calendar on her phone
> It was now her birthday
> It occurred to her, that was all just a dream
> She walked down the stairs and all her family was there
> "Happy Birthday!" They all exclaimed in unison
> Lincoln, Lori and BJ all rushed up to give her a big old hug
> "Happy birthday honey, we've prepared the cake just for you!"
> The cake was her blue, adorned with all her favorite media franchises
> Loan began to tear up
> "Thank you... Thank you everyone..."
Loan Love


 >>/17870/
> The car drive was tense Lynn turned the radio on to cut away the silence, Laika turns it off as soon as Lynn’s hands are off the knob.

> ”So you lost, it’s not a big deal it’s motivation to win next time.”

> Laika just grunts as there’s the sound of old cans rolling around the back.

> ”You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, they pulled off a mean counter, they were fast and you know boxing isn’t all size honestly could’ve happened to anyone.”

> Laika rubs her black eye and just puts her head down on the dash.

> ”You’re the last person I want to talk to about this! Just shut up, shut up, shut up shut up!”

> ”Hey no one likes a sore loser, you get knocked down you get up again don’t be a baby be an adult, train and channel hate let it fester and boil and bam you punch them like a volcano punches the sky!”

> ”You’re the worst coach ever and I should kill you! Why don’t you understand the simple, simple concept of shutting up? Did you get that many concussions in yer time, your fat ugly goat of a woman!”

> “Hey!”

> A hand grabs Laika’s and Lynn’s  shoulders from the back seat.

> ”You both promised no hard feelings, and we passed the ice cream place I was promised ice cream!”

> Lynn and Laika by no means are tiny woman but they felt a cold painful grip from Lacy loud in the back seat.

> ”Fine fine fine, I’m turning around Jesus just let go it’s like the jaws of life that grip!”

> “Hooray! I’m getting a scoop of Strawberry and chocolate ooo oooh ohh and banana. Unless they have soft serve then I want a twist!”

> Lacy happily let’s go and started to playfully kick her feet while humming. With her good eye Laika stared angrily at the girl half her size. 

> ”Sorry I hit you so hard what ice cream flavor are you gonna get Laika?”

> ”I’ll get ice flavor for my eye you tiny demon!”




Here an old favorite of mine that never caught on (1/2)

> ”Girls we have a visitor!”
> Leni screams in excitement.
> Bed and Liena come from the kitchen to see there youngest aunt Lily there.
> Liena gets excited and runs over picking up her skinny aunt lifting her in bear hug.
> ”Ooof Hey there Liena man you’ve gotten big.”
> Lily gasps for air and pats her on the back to put her down.
> ”Who’s this little muffin?”
> Bed being squimish hides behind Leni’s leg.
> Lily kneels down and looks at the small child hiding between Leni’s legs.
> ”Aww she’s precious... Quiet though does she talk?”
> Leni pats Bed on the head.
> ”She’s always like that around new people she’s like a cat, she’ll be all over you after she gets used to you.”
> Lily smiles and looks around.
> ”Hey wait a minutes you’re missing a kid where’s the boy?”
> Leni looks away and scratches her chin.
> ”Oh that’s weird guess he doesn’t want to come down?”
> Lily gives her big sister the stink eye.
> ”Yeah or maybe you just yelled for the girls.”
> Lily takes a deep breath claps her hands to her mouth and yells.
> ”Lyle Loud your super cute aunt is here!”
> Bed starts to shiver scared hiding underneath Leni who’s ears are ringing, Liena’s standing there happily smiling.
> ”Who the hell is that?”
> Lyle come walking down looking bewildered and annoyed.
> Lily see’s him and runs up and picks him up mirroring the bear hug from Liena earlier.
> ”Oh my God he’s adorable!”
> ”Who the hell are you?”
> Lyle’s struggling to break away as Lily is examining his face pulling his hair and tickling his stomach.
> ”I haven’t seen you since you were a baby making poo poos, Wow that hair is precious, are you still ticklish?”
> ”Stop! Who the hell are you?”
> Lyle shouts as he pushes her off him.
> ”Lyle that’s your aunt Lily, my youngest sister.”
> Lily falls back and giggles she grabs her suitcase and throws it at Lyle’s chest, he catches it but loses his balance falling over on his ass.
> ”Naughty boy swearing, now you gotta carry my bag.”
> Lily sticks her tongue at him and winking trying to look cute
> Lyle groans as he gets up.
> ”Why does this family keep getting crazier?”
> Lily walks over and offers to help him up.
> ”You get used to it, hey you have the same eyes I do weird right?”
> Lyle dosen’t let her help him, as he struggles to lift the suitcase.
> ”Not really we’re related after all, what’s in this thing?”
> ”Text books mostly and clothes.”
> ”Books?”
> ”Yeah I need to study even though it’s spring break.”
> Lyle walks her to the guest room.
> ”This’s how you spend spring break?”
> ”Well I go to school in Florida so I party all the time no big deal.”
> Lyle drops the suitcase and a bunch of botany books fall out.
> ”Oh no they fell out… sorry.”
> Lily smiles  despite the boy trying to get under her skin and picks up the books. Lyle annoyed he’s not getting to her begrudgingly starts to help and accidentally grabs a bra and drops it embarrassed.
> ”Ha ha ha was that intentional?”
> Lily nudges the blushing boy suggestively.
> ”No no no I swear!”
> Lily smiles and raises her eyebrows fast and suggestively.
> ”Really I mean you are a Loud we tend to keep it in the family.”

 >>/17880/
2/2 going to bed goodnight

> Lyle gets frustrated and folds his arms.
> ”So you know all about my dad and us then.”
> ”Of course I do I’m the baby sister.”
> Lyle grits his teeth and places his right hand on his fore head annoyed.
> ”So why haven’t I heard of you then?”
> Lily looks down.
> ”Well that’s because Linky, er your father was disowned by your grandparents before you were born.”
> ”Yeah that checks out so we’re the black sheep the blight?”
> ”Yeah sorry kid I wasn’t really allowed to keep in touch and still live at home.”
> Lyle looks surprised.
> ”Wait does that mean you and Dad never...”
> Lyle coughs nervously.
> ”Well.”
> ”No
No don’t continue I do t want to know.”
> Lily looks a little sad eyes watering up a bit.
> ”Well truth is, I wasn’t allowed to see Linky anymore after, Well you know.”
> Lyle pats Lily’s back.
> ”I’m sorry but at least you’re the normal one in the family.”
> Lily spits her tongue out waving her hand in the air mockingly.
> ”Pfft normality is over rated, speaking of weird.”
> Lily digs in her suitcase pulling out an old fox toy.
> ”Yeah you were the last kid I got to meet... Hey this is lame, but I always wanted to give you well one of the kids this. Would you still like it?”
> Lyle very puzzled grabbed the old creepy fox.
> Looking at his aunt smiling in anticipation.
> ”Uh sure what is it?”
> Lily is crying a little while smiling.
> ”Oh just a little family heirloom do you like it?”
> Lyle gives Lily an awkward hug.
> ”Uh yeah it’s the best gift you could give me thanks?”
> Lily wipes off her tears.
> ”Oh I just missed so much time already. Sorry I’m being way too emotional I must look terrible.”
> ”Nah you look... what did you say earlier super cute.”
> The two just sit there until Lyle coughs to break the silence.
> ”So Florida that’s a long flight do you want anything water or like food?”
> Lyle says feeling weird that he’s comforting this strange woman, who’s now brushing his hair?
> Lily can sense the tension.
> ”Yeah some water would be nice if you don’t mind.”
> ”Alright I’ll be right back unless you want to come with?”
> Lyle cringed a bit realizing he’s making this more awkward.
> ”No, no need thanks though water would be great you go and I’ll catch up after I unpack.”
> Lyle gets up and leaves the room forgetting the fox.
> Lily watches him go and grabs the fox doll.
> ”I guess he’s too old for this now...”
> Lily hits the play button and watches the fox sing don’t you cry.
> ”My baby...”
> Lily whispers silently cradling the old toy.

 >>/17868/

Well if you're still taking requests:

Maybe something about Cecilia getting welcomed into the family (not like actually moving in, but like getting introduced to the main blob of siblings and parents who live in the Loud House) after the reveal of who her Dad actually is?

Like, she's probably still reeling from the whole revelation about being from the same bloodline as her arch 'rival' Lyra. But there's also the whole "yeah, this house is 100% incest."

Bonus points if Lupa comes along to warn her about rule 1: Don't ask why Dad/Mom/Auntie/Whoever is like that.

Lupa: "It's not 'cause we're shy about stuff or anything. It's just every time someone *does* ask we find out, and it's always a million times worse than you thought it was."

Liby: "Yeah, one time we found this old mascot costume in the attic and... well..."

Lupa: "Long story short? We took the time machine and found eleven year old Dad stuck sleeping outside in the Michigan Winter."

Cecilia [still in shock about everything: "... Time Machine?"

Lupa: "Yeah don't get your hopes up about taking it for a spin. Aunt Lisa took it apart after the last time. Probably for the best, everytime we used it shit just got worse."

[Lupa leans in]

Lupa: "If you don't believe me, go ask Lyra why she has to wear a wig."















 >>/17895/
 >>/17896/

I say go ahead and write for any of this abandoned stuff. Either the story finally gets an ending from the new guy, or the sheer butthurt from getting their stuff touched will inspire the OG to actually put the effort in to finishing the damn thing.




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Do you think Edgelord Lupa would actually kill anyone? Like she carries around a butterfly knife and maybe she slashes at some people and maybe even stabs one or two. I can't really see her actually just outright killing someone though. She strikes me as more the kind of bipolar girl from school who acts like a tough, crazy maniac who might carry a knife, but would never have the guts to actually take a life.

 >>/17901/
I think it would depend on whether or not she actually felt threatened. I feel like she would absolutely kill someone if she felt like they were a threat to her family or herself, but absolutely not randomly. She's an edgelord, not a psycho.


 >>/17900/
I disagree, anon. Like I said earlier, I think it would be better for creators to come back and finish a story rather it sit dormant. But I can agree that it would be refreshing to see new material put out there. Problem is, I don't think Sin Kids is as popular these days, let alone The Loud House in general.
 >>/17901/
I think the consensus here is that, no, she probably would not take a life unless provoked. However, who would? Lulu? Loan? Lops?

















 >>/17919/
 >>/17920/

Thanks to the Anon above for giving pictures.

Cecilia's whole thing was basically being the bitch that fanon Carol was, except with some added girlfailure elements because she *Lyra's* supposed rival...

Except Lyra barely knew who she was, because even though Cecilia was decent at anything she tried to match Lyra in, Lyra was flat out great or exceptional at. Plus she was also rxtra judgy towards the Louds (super extra judgy if the whole incest thing is publicaly known) while ironically either not knowing about Lincoln being her Dad (maybe insecurities about not having a Dad contributed to the bitchyness?) or knowing and resenting Lyra+her siblings for having Lincoln so much in their lives.

Personally, I like to add extra salt by using the "everyone inexplicably loves Lincoln" trope with her. Specifically by having her not know Luincoln's connection to her because Carol wanted some distance from the mess that is the Louds, so she's resenting Lyra for also having a father figure and also secretly has a crush on Lincoln...

And so if the truth comes out it's just pure ironic hell for her. Hilariously awful way to finally get the Dad she always wanted.


 >>/17922/

Yep, and they were usually upper-class snobs which also played into the whole bastard angst/Daddy issues/resentment towards Lyra (who was white trash who was great at all the stuff Cecilia was supposed to the best at+plus had a massive family who loved her) stuff she had going on.

Plenty of material for drama. Kind of surprising she didn't pick up more steam in the community to be honest.

 >>/17921/
 >>/17922/
 >>/17923/
I feel like Cecilia didn't catch on with the fandom because Ratchet spent 98% of his time shoving Marla down everyone's throat. He had a much more interesting character in Cecilia but instead chose to constantly focus on Marla, who, in my opinion, is one of the blandest OCs out there.

Another reason I don't think Cecilia caught on, and this could just be me showing bitterness towards the fandom, is because nobody wanted to work with a multi layered character who had something interesting going for them. Shit, this was at the peak of Glyle and Gloom being portrayed as an idiot who was incapable of functioning without Lyle's help.


 >>/17925/
Everyone was extremely picky about what half bloods they cared about, which is why so many of them, Cecilia included, ended up so underdeveloped. That and people were allergic to interesting characters like Cecilia.


 >>/17927/
Well, one thing that would've fucking helped was if her creator actually did more shit with her instead of constantly shoving Marla down everyone's throats. And you're getting my comment completely twisted up.

 >>/17928/
> creator did more with her instead of using Marla

I'm thinking that's the consensus for most of the active fandom. Cecilia has more potential than Marla right now and unless others get involved with expanding Marla, she's pushed as far as she can go


 >>/17920/
 >>/17921/
Yes. Thanks for the art and lore. I'll probably pick and choose certain things to fit an Idea I have (while staying as close to the original prompt as possible). Nothing big, mind you, I'm not that enthusiastic about my writefagging skills. Already have too much unfinished crap sitting in my docs. We'll see where this goes and If I end up going through with it, cool, I'm not as lazy as I thought.
Until then, here's a parting question. Are there any original characters out there, whether that be from niche Lincoln x ? ships, or maybe something else, you'd like to see make a comeback?
Personally I'm kind've fond of Lops. The whole nature lover thing she's got going is nice.


 >>/17932/
Agreed. Just get your stuff out there wade past the hate, net the constructive criticism and positives, and you'll be alright. 

 >>/17931/
> Original characters out there, whether that be from niche Lincoln x ? 

Its an open world depending how far you want to go back, how many headcanons you're open to, and how many OCs from CCs you'd like to try out. 
There's Laxx from Elektrik 
Rockmeister had Bun Bun kids, Lavender, Layla, etc..
DA has Holly 
There's Nevy Lani and Lulu and Dove's characters Rosie, Bobby, and Daisy 
HoneyLemon's Lari and Rinn
Lio's Stephanie and Bluebell Scouts
Zaq's Connor
Etc....

And you can always right about the other main kids day to day life




Alright let's see what we got, piles of bobby shite with some turd creme of greens with the lard, some Lemy garbo, some dove snot sprays here and there, no lyle (lmao),other than that reposts all over the place, again, some things never change huh cling anons.

 >>/17933/
> No one cares he's autistic 
> Niche tbh
> No one cares he's autistic 
> Pretty sure dull hates the shit she pulls but is too nice and she's taking advantage of that, last three are tards
> Pretty sure he hates anything near them two 
> Doesn't give a fuck tbh
> Doesn't give a fuck would prob eye roll at ya















 >>/17952/
I feel like even before that, he started slipping in quality. Like Gigant used to be good but at some point, I wanna say when he couldn't stop dragging out the Maggiecoln dating arc, he started to get into Saint Lincoln/Everybody Loves Lincoln territory and never looked back.

Also, he's a good example of "just because it sounds like a good idea to you doesn't mean you actually have to do it"

 >>/17953/
> Saint Lincoln

Sounds like he delved into the Lincoln Harem side. No idea what it is, but most known writers toward the end end up falling into camp perverted, dark and twisted or Captain Save the Day Lincoln Loud

 >>/17954/
Gigant was already a battle harem fic but it was like he went from writing a normal, down to earth, close to show accurate Lincoln to turning him into Saint Lincoln. And what he did to Maggie was so cringe inducing.






 >>/17960/

I think it depends. Like, Leni's probably going to try and save her babies. But Luna for example might decide: "okay Songbird, you think you're tough shit, let's see how you handle *tough shit*" because Lyra lectured her on her 'adult responsibilities'/moralized one time too many.

Basically I expect there's a spectrum, with some of the Moms being on "NOT MY BABY!" to, "Lol, we burn together my brat!"


 >>/17960/
I think Luan will start a prank where she doesn't change at all on April Fools, making the kids feel like all their parents are nuts because they're so afraid of her on that day. With each passing year, nothing happens until they all come to the conclusion that "has she really stopped?" and stop being wary. Then she'll get them.





























 >>/17986/
It's funny to see how Midgar pulled this whole “fatherxdaughter, and if you don't support me you're my enemy” thing.

Only to end up making enemies of most of the server or the fandom in general.

At least I'm glad I don't see any more content from Greenshit, Midgar, or Adull, since Alexics, the only shithead who supported them, is no more sharing that shit.

 >>/17997/
It was a masterclass in hypocrisy. Him, Green, and Dull went around for years doing the exact same things that got people tired of Pat and Chip. 

Flagg would have a field day watching Spanish chip, Mexican Pat, and Midgar run rampant claiming they're saving the fandom and respecting everyone.

That is one good thing out of all that. He might be learning.




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 >>/17960/
Lori and Loan: Protect
Leni, Liena, Lyle and Bed: Protect
Luna, Lyra, and Lemy: Protect
Luan and Liby: Goes extra hard on the pranking, but Liby uses her intelligence to stay a step ahead of her, only for it to be revealed that Luan predicted Liby's every move and planned the ultimate prank just for her out of her own strange brand of motherly love
Lynn, Lacy and Lynn the Third: Suffering builds character, and most importantly, cardio from running and dodging
Lincoln: PTSD flashbacks to the previous April Fool's Days, and goes into survival mode to protect his entire family, cooperating with Liby to make it out of this alive. Good bonding experience with Liby.
Lucy and Lupa: Protect by stealthy hiding. It's no use.
Lola and Leia: 50/50 Protect or Suffer together
Lana and Lizy: Protect
Lisa and Lulu: Lulu is untouched by every single prank by Hax powers. Lisa is not so lucky.
Lily and Lani: Same as above.

 >>/17989/
> Dr. Lopez sessions with kids get confusing 

> Kids say they're worried and trying to avoid their Aunt Luan, some are mildly inconvenienced, some are fearful, some are angry 

>  Dr. Lopez gives heartfelt advice about talking honestly with parents and Luan, being tolerable and lenient, but still set firm boundaries with her. 

> Kids thank Dr. Lopez and leave. 

>  Lopez removes wig and makeup, turns out it was Luan all along masquerading as Lopez, while real Dr. Lopez listens from behind curtains 

> Real Dr. Lopez had idea to let Luan talk 1 on 1 with kids/potential victims to find common ground and to help both with pranking others and consequences of prank

> Luan still pranks family, but now they're lighthearted, sometimes actually funny, but never dangerous, almost like she's realizing when to pull back

 >>/18000/
My favorite part is how he tries to implement social commentary on racism in it as if he doesn't treat her the same way the fandom treats other black OCs and he isn't part of one of the most racist people out there.

 >>/18002/

> Standard SK Setup.

> April 1st. The Loud House.

> It's a fucking massacre.

> Broken windows.

> Smoking wreckage.

> Bodies strewn across the property- still twitching like they're alive.

> (They *probably* are, but probably wish otherwise at the moment).

> You'd think Lisa and Lulu might stand a chance.

> But no, the bunker door blew off from the inside half an hour ago at escape velocity, and candyfloss-scented mist is the only thing that came out after.

> Uncertain if they're dead or alive. But if they're not corpses they know not to draw attention.

> Luna grabbed her spawn and left a week ago.

> One look at the news shows the Tour Bus is currently airborne thanks to a million balloons that mysteriously appeared tied to it overnight.

> Liby's the last Loud standing.

> "Well... well... *well*..."

> Shiver as the creepy voice echoes through the house.

> Liby's eyes dart around the kitchen, looking for something to save her.

> Nothing- unless she wants to try and hide in the front yard's new crater.

> (Stand Proud Dad, you were strong).

> "You know, I think the cabinet would be your best bet."

> Mom's voice comes from all directions.

> Cold sweat pouring from all of her... well pores.

> "Most people go for the vents on instinct you know? But I've been booby-trapping them since before I had braces."

> Liby swallows and retreats to the middle of the room. The walls aren't safe.

> Look under the table, no pranks that she can see.

> "Oh yeah, hide under the table. I bet no one's thought of that before. Maybe we can huddle together until the big bad boogeywoman's gone!"

> Evil cackle.mp3

> "M-mom? Why are you like this..." Liby can't help the whine as she tries to find a safe spot. "Why can't you *not* be a total psycho every April 1st?"

> There's a pause.

> Liby's pores do overtime as it occurs to her she might have just made the beast *angry*.

> But no, it just made her introspect.

> "Why does a bird fly, little Liby? Why does a fish swim and cat play with its food?"

> There's something behind her.

> Swallow and turn around to see Mom standing behind her, looking perfectly put together. Calm as a cucumber like she *hasn't* done a million felonies today.


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 >>/18002/

> "Because they *are* what they *are*." Luan smiles like she's explaining simple math. "Like the scorpion and the frog. Except with pranks."

> "Mom I think Dad needs the ICU."

> Luan winks, "well, I guess we *sting* a bit too."

> "B-but *I'm* not a menace to society!" Liby protests. "I'm nothing like... *this*!"

> Luan tilts her head back and gives Liby a look of casual amusement. "Oh really?"

> "... Yeah?" Liby looks around. "I-I don't have a criminal record or anything so..."

> "Well, maybe that's the case." Luan nonchalantly shrugs. She casually pulls out a remote. "But maybe you just haven't had the right.. *inspiration* yet."

> Liby stares at the remote. It's a super cartoony one with a pokey antennae and a giant red button. "... What are you going to do?"

> "Oh, *me*?" Luan pressed a hand to her chest and chortles. "Oh *nothing* at all."

> She leans down with a wicked smile and holds the remote out to Liby.

> "This is for *you* sweetie."

> Liby shudders and backs away a little. "Y-you can't be serious. I'd *never*-"

> "Remember when you were trying to track who was using all the hot water in the morning?”

> Of course she does. She was so close to proving who it was until-

> ”Leia made sure she covered her tracks well didn’t she?” Luan shakes her head and ‘tsks’. “But we both know who took your notes before you could prove it don’t we? And then she went and *pinned it on you*!” Luan gasps, “what a devious little devil- and she just got away with it too!Oh dear oh dear, she’s a crafty one that girl! In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s not the *first* time that’s happened….”

> Yeah, Leia knows how to get away with… 

> *Everything*.

> ”If *only there was a way to make her realize the full *weight* of her crimes.”

> Liby hesitates. “What are you trying to say?”

> ”Who, me?” Luan chuckles again. “I’m not trying to say much of anything. You know me, just a silly girl with silly ideas!”

> ”But I’ll let you in on a secret,” she leans down to Liby again. “I know *exactly* where she and Lola are hiding.”

> Liby swallows, “you… you *do*?”

> ”Oh yes, they thought they were clever making a secret compartment in the bathroom, but I know just how to *flush* them out!”

> ”Literally. *And* give them super-frizzy bad hair days for the next month!” Her lips tremble as she holds in another cackle. “Buuut…”

> ”But?”

> ”I think *you* deserve the honor!” Luan thrusts the remote towards Liby again. “After all, she wanted all that hot water- you should be the one to give it to her!”

> Liby stares at the remote.

> She *should* say no…

> But when did Leia *ever* get her just deserts?

> ”… And I’ll throw in immunity for next year’s April First.”

> ”Really!?” Liby’s neck nearly snaps she was looks up.

> “Prankster’s promise!” Luan holds up both hands to show she’s not crossing her fingers. “You can-”

> YOINK!

> Liby practically rips the remote from her Mom’s hand.

> Luan’s face shadows with glee.

> ”*Attagirl*.”


2/2






> Lacy's walking down the stairs with two small helmets under each arm.
> Just as she reaches the front door,  a laser grid suddenly activates over it.
> "Whoa!" Lacy jumped back and collided with something.
> Looking back she sees Lisa towering over her.
> "Would you care to explain why you're carrying a safety apparatus clearly designed for someone my daughter's age?" Lisa demanded.
> "Uh...I promised Bed and Lulu to pull them around the block in the toy wagon." Lacy explained meekly.
> Aunt Lori had been right-Lisa could look scary.
> "..." Lisa glared down at her.
> With a swing of an arm she knocked one of the helmets out of Lacy's grasp.
> As it clatters on the floor, Lisa pulls out another small helmet, sleek and futuristic looking.
> "I built this specifically calibrated to protect Lulu. I assure you its far superior to whatever second hand rate that one was purchased from."
> "Whoa, cool." Lacy took it and marveled as her aunt shut down the laser grid.
> "And do not go too fast." Lisa added with motherly concern as Lacy headed out.







So... Is Lyra a catholic or a protestant? In joke fanart, she was often depicted with catholic stuff, but generally speaking, was there any kind of consensus on this subject?


 >>/18024/
It flip flops all the time, like her sometimes being into country and other times not being into it. Basically Lyra is a charecter people can’t agree on. Remeber when people would give her a dumb tattoo that was stupid.




https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152044337/#152054482
I thought this idea was creative, so I wanted to make a sinkid DLC/Mod to the idea, where Lincoln has to do this but with his dear inbred/normally bred kids.
> Loan is very easy to aggravate because her anxiety makes her think the worse very quickly, and happens randomly throughout the day. However, you can enlist the help of your children to help her together to pacify her
> Liena is hard to aggravate, but hard to help because her muteness means you need to interpret her sign language and gesturing
> Lyra is very passive and hard to aggravate, and she comes to you the least since she's the most responsible and helps you with problems the most, and even when you do aggravate her, she forgives and pacifies quickly. However, if you have your microphone on and it picks up on you using any swears, that adds aggro to her, and using blasphemy immediately aggros her, and you need to recite the Lord's prayer to pacify her. This is also true if you pick dialogue options with such words, and you need to type out the Lord's prayer if you don't have the mic on
> Liby is like Liena, hard to aggravate but hard to help because her problems require investigative skills and mystery solving, but keeping her passive is a big help to other problems
> Lacy is the fastest, and basically impossible to evade, and solving her problems costs you a lot of cool because she needs help with her exercises, which exhausts you
> Lupa has two routes depending on what kind of Lupa you're dealing with
-Bitch/edgelord Lupa is in a near state of constant aggravation, and being around her only increases it, and finding a good solution to her problems is damn near impossible. The only way to pacify her is to evade her and let her be alone, or bribe her with ciggies and art supplies. the saving grace here is that she rarely comes to you for help and only when she absolutely needs it, and has a very slow speed
-Daddy Lupa is the near complete opposite, constantly tailing you and bogging you down with "problems" that are a thinly veiled excuse to be around you, taking time away from pacifying other kids, but near impossible to aggravate, and very quick to pacify
-You could also create a custom Lupa with varying traits, but this locks you out of achieving certain trophies
> Leia is easy to aggravate, but helping her contributes aggro points to all the other kids since they involve screwing them over a little bit except Lizy, but especially Lupa. Keeping her passive could be a big help though, since she has many contacts that could easily solve a lot of your problems
> Lizy is very easy, aggros slowly and pacifies quickly, but aggravating her aggros Leia, which makes your playthough noticeably worse, and pacifying Lizy doesn't mean Leia has forgiven you for aggroing Lizy in the first place.
> Lulu is a real wildcard, and aggravating her or Lani aggros everyone else, because them being aggro scares everyone else, and her aggro comes randomly, but is very easy to pacify, and she helps you in pacifying Lani. Bonus, being around passive Lulu slowly restores cool
> Lani is the real thorn in the side, just as randomly aggravating as Lulu but far less easy to pacify, but pacifying Lulu first means you can recruit her help in pacifying Lani.
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 >>/18030/
Now for the boys:
> Lemy's dangerous antics are one of the few things that can aggravate Lyra, and being one of your biggest helpers means you just lost a large crutch. You need to actively seek Lemy out to pre-emptively solve his problems before he does something stupid. He can be helpful in dealing with problems of a mechanical nature however.
> Lyle is hard to aggro, easy to pacify, and good for help. However, he sometimes aggros other sibling with his smartassiness. Though, He can be a big help in interpreting for Liena and Bed
> BJ is much like Lyle, but harder to aggro since his ego isn't as big, but slightly less helpful in some situations
Some misc sinkids:
> Bed is hard to help because her engrish and shyness is hard to decipher, but very helpful in problems that don't require communication
> Reina is a great help in many problems, and hard to aggro, but aggravating her means having to deal with Latina rage, which has a knock on effect with everyone else's aggro.
> Gloom is very easy to deal with, but her presence very slowly aggravates everyone, because of her clumisness, cluelessness and unintentional creep factor
> Loth is by far the slowest, basically never asks for help and can sometimes help in dealing with Lupa, but don't ever count on her in dealing with anything else. She is by far the least helpful kid
> Rinn is very helpful in dealing with problems, especially of a medical nature, but she aggros easily, especially if you repeatedly ask her for help

> throughout the game, Lincoln's sister will rotate through the house, and can help in dealing with problems especially if it's for one of their own kids or kids they are closest to. Now that they are grown up, they don't need help with their personal problems nearly as much, and all of them are harder to aggro, and easy to pacify
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 >>/18034/
The majority of tlh games are exactly that. Right now, there are about four projects that are more or less still alive. All of which started a long time ago, yet not a single one has reached completion.

I’m not trying to talk anyone out of it, especially if they’re truly passionate about fangames, but things aren’t quite that simple. Often, projects have ended up shutting down due to people quarreling.


 >>/18019/
> Little Loan was wondering around the house in the morning.
> Today she found an old photo album.
> She saw so many pictures of her parents looking happy.
> Loan excitedly grabbed the photo album and ran to her mom in the kitchen.
> "Mommy mommy look what I found!"
> Lori was packing lunches dressed in one of her business suits. She looked down.
> "Oh this yeah that's when I was younger thinks were better back then."
> Loan looked confused.
> "Things aren't good now?"
> Lori picked Loan up and sat her on her lap.
> "Look, honey, it's just things were easier."
> Loan was still confused.
> " I thought you said sometimes you need to work hard to be happy."
> Lori smiled.
> "That's true it's just Loan I feel bad I'm always working and your dad is out of town... Again."
> Loan smiled.
> "I know but that means I get to go back to Daycare!"
> Lori forced a smile.
> "Yay daycare. Come on honey we have to go."
> Lori grabbed her briefcase and the lunches not realizing Loan was still holding the photo album and went to start the car.
> "Alright honey remember to put your seat belt on like a good girl."
> "Mommy?"
> "Are you having trouble do you need hel..."
> Lori turned around to buckle up Loan, only to find her looking at the old picture of her and Bobby's marriage.
> "Mommy that's not daddy who's that?"
> Lori's face went blank she buckled Loan up and took the photo album.
> "That was just an old friend, Honey no need to think about it. So tell me what you did in daycare yesterday?"
> Having a short attention span Loan started to talk about blocks and other kids.
> Lori was driving trying to hold back tears making sure not to make a sound.
> She managed to hold it together long enough to drop loan off.
> She couldn't help but weep when she got Lincolns text message.
> "Not sure when I'll be back still busy."
> Lori picked up the photo album and looked at the last photo she had of Bobby.

 >>/18037/
 >>/18019/
> She was pregnant and Bobby was kissing her taking a selfie of them.
> "I should've been the one driving."
> Lori thought back to that day.
> "Come on babe You don't want to be late for your little brother graduation do you?"
> Lori was being very careful going down the stairs.
> "Patience can't risk the baby you know that."
> Bobby was waiting at the car with a camera around his neck he looked like a tourist.
> "How about a selfie like old times."
> Bobby pulled Lori in giving her a kiss on the cheek as he took a self of them.
> Lori jokingly pushed him away after the picture.
> "You big dork we're not in high school anymore."
> "No but we're going back to visit."
> When they got in the car Lori had to recline a little.
> "Are you, ok babe?"
> "Yeah just a little tired morning sickness woke me up about a bit too early."
> It started to rain.
> "Why don't you two get some sleep?"
> "Bobby it's a three-hour drive you need the company."
> Bobby leans over and kisses Lori.
> "Get some sleep I'll have the radio on I'll be fine."
> Normally Lori would fight him on something like this but with the raindrops, she slowly drifted to sleep.
> There was a faint beeping as Lori Woke up in incredible pain.
> "Bobby?"
> Lori could only open one of her eyes she wasn't in the car.
> "Bobby!"
> Lori sat up in a panic holding her stomach. She didn't feel the baby. The beeping on the machine she was hooked up to grew louder.
> Lori started to scream, she tried to get up from the bed.
> "AHHHHhhhhhh!"
> At this point some nurses and a doctor came rushing in.
> "You need to calm down. You've been in an accident."
> The nurses were trying to hold Lori down back to the bed.
> "Where am I!? Where's Bobby! My baby."
> Lori was injected with a sedative.
> As Lori drifted back to sleep she could hear them talking.
> "She woke up, I almost wish she didn't after what happened."
> Lori woke up again this time seeing the face of her Mom and dad they've both been crying.
> "Lori sweetie you need to stay still just concentrate on holding my hand."
> Rita was holding Lori's hand.
> "Mom? what happened?"
> "I'm so sorry Sweetie there was an accident."
> Lori wanted to get up but listen to her mom and started to squeeze her mom's hand.
> "This has to be a dream I'm literally asleep in the car right? This is the hormones messing with me!"
> Lori's grip increased and her other hand was about to touch her stomach Rita caught her other hand.
> "Lori I'm so sorry but you're awake right now. It's a miracle you're alive. Bobby did everything he could. He swerved into the accident to keep you safe."
> Lori started to babble.
> "No no no no no no no no."
> Lynn hugged his daughter Rita started to cry as she continued.
> "The airbag saved your life but I'm afraid it could only save yours."

 >>/18019/
 >>/18037/
 >>/18038/
> Back to the present Lori was frozen in her car. She was breathing heavily as she saw raindrops hitting her car.
> Lori picked up her cellphone and called her job.
> "Hello I'm sorry I can't make it in today."
> Lori was about to get out of the car to get Loan from daycare but she couldn't she just waited until the rain stopped.
> When the rain cleared up it was already three. Lori realized she still needed to do some shopping before she picked up Loan.
> At the market she still had Bobby on her mind
> Lori caught herself staring at a stock boy until he asked if he could help her.
> Feeling embarrassed Lori quickly grabbed three things next to her and left they were bottles of wine.
> When Lori picked up Loan she had the radio on she didn't want to talk today not even to her daughter.
> "How was work today, mommy?"
> "Mommy?"
> Lori was focused on driving she was going about five under the speed limit she always did this when the roads were wet.
> Loan was used to this she just looked out the window and fell asleep.
> When Lori got home she picked up Loan and placed her in bed as she started to make dinner.
> While Lori was cooking she looked at some the extra things she bought and poured a glass of wine.
> When Loan woke up she could smell dinner it was Italian.
> "Lali dear come to the table."
> Loan came to the table to see her Mom red in the face.
> "Mommy are you ok you look like you have a fever?"
> "I'm fine Lali come on sit and eat."
> Loan was a little scared her mom had a weird smile on her face and her eyes looked glassy.
> Loan started to pick at her food avoiding her mom's eyes they scared her.
> "What's the matter Lali isn't the food good?"
> Loan gulped and looked up.
> "Mommy I'm Loan who's Lali?"
> Lori's smile slowly vanished.
> "Oh yeah that's right Lali's dead or maybe she was never alive. It's just you here Loan."
> Lori picked up an unopened bottle and left the room.
> "Mommy are you ok?"
> Lori didn't look at Loan she just walked to her bedroom.
> "Just do the dishes when you're done."
> That was the first time Loan saw one of her mom's incidents they became far to commonplace after that.





 >>/17942/
Diff dude but for me I like to visit the zoo from time to time see if the animals still do the same habits, which ya guys still do for most part. And admittedly I just pick up a stick and poke the animals if I'm bored since it's pretty easy



 >>/18045/
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> Diff dude

Sure you are bro. We totally believe you. 

Get some help man. If your ego is so fragile that you need to play defense in a janky Russian 4chan, despite having your tantrums continuously deleted, then the word of the day you need to google is INSECURITY










































 >>/18083/
It depends on how invested in the relationship you get. It can become like Luna x Sam or Bobby x Lori and just there. It can fizzle out like Leni x (insert boyfriend for season). Or it can keep going and expanded. 

Javi still does Luan x Maggie.







 >>/18079/
The only problem I see with the Maggiecoln fans (most of whom are coomers) is that they treat Maggie like just another one of Lincoln’s possessions. Along with his other 100 girlfriends.

She’s special to them only for being an emo girl with a great body.

The thing is, it doesn’t even make much sense as a story unless you force Maggie to forgive Lincoln for almost ruining her birthday party.

The only good thing about that ship is the daughters.

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 >>/18097/
> Maggie like just another one of Lincoln’s possessions. Along with his other 100 girlfriends
> Along with his other 100 girlfriends
> Maggie to forgive Lincoln
Damn, that would actually make for a pretty solid premise for a series of short stories. Like, Lincoln spend N-days before mother's day, spending one whole day with each Qt who have had his child or are currently in a some relationship with him. Explore their dynamics and consequences of their past. Some women are still "into him" like Haiku, some complicated like Rat, others remain neutral, some just friend/positive toward him, and remaining one harbor resentment.

 >>/18097/

> Be Maggie (now adult).

> Maybe in a situationship with Luan.

> Another birthday party.

> Somehow Luan's kid brother is here.

> Except now he's not a kid anymore.

> Actually kind of hot despite the Buck Teeth.

> Looking like he might be a little tipsy.

> Lightweight.

> ...

> Actually, maybe this punch is stronger than it should be.

> Might have drunk a bit too much.

> Bad decisions.exe

> Wake up with hot blond in the bed.

> Not the worst way she's woken up.

> Hot blond turns over.

> Spot the buck teeth.

> Fuck.

> Okay, NOW it's the worst way she's woken up.

> (Feels like she had a good night though.)

> Boot out the Loud boy. Get a shower. Forget the night ever happened.

> Three months later and now pregnate.

> Fuck.

> Keep the baby because Mom wants grandkids and probably won't get them otherwise (mostly into girls).

> Six months later and kid comes out.

> Actually pretty cute.

> Also Luan's kid brother is the Dad.

> No so bad actually. He's *really* good with babies.

> (We can be friends I guess.)

> Happiest little girl in the world.

> Call her Gloom for the Lolz.

> Gloom giggles at her name.

> Unexpectedly_content_motherhood.exe


 >>/18097/
Now that I think about it, it does make their ship unlikely, especially without any further interactions between them and not including fanon. 

I think Luaggie, as much as a crack ship as it might be, is better.













 >>/18111/
So, if you think Cleo would become Clyde’s daughter again,
how would you make that dynamic or relationship work?

I'm trying to think of something, but I can't really find anything about Cleo and Clyde.
Just a pic from Patanu, but it looks like Cleo hates Clyde in that one.

 >>/18114/
Cleo does resent her dad cause, depending on if you headcanon it or not, Clyde had cheated on Haiku with Penelope. Real gripping stuff I know but it's better than the stupid shit like her and Sonette being born out of a threesome between Clyde, Haiku, and Lincoln

 >>/18114/

>  >I'm trying to think of something, but I can't really find anything about Cleo and Clyde.

Just a pic from Patanu, but it looks like Cleo hates Clyde in that one.

Did Pat have any parent-child dynamic that didn't have the kids hating (or just be apathetic to) their parent once they hit puberty? Seen his pics a million times here and if it's not mon-son incest then it's a dumpsterfire where the kid's constantly hostile to the Dad.

Sure you can say there's the whole child of incest/daddy issues thing going on, but Lincoln's usually an otherwise decent guy getting endlessly ragged on. Meanwhile the sisters get off scott free even when they presumably started whatever fucked up incest-grooming mess turned Lincoln into what he is, even Lyra doesn't rag on Luna like she does Lincoln.






 >>/18116/
There was kickback with some sisters, Lori usually getting it the worst but there were greens of Luna being a drunk and a bad mom. That’s why Lyra was so out together she had to be Lemy’s mom but Pat didn’t like that and always tried to shift away from Luna being a bad mom. There was also a lot of Lynn being a terrible mom but Lacy just being precious despite her peaked at highschool sports mom. Sometimes Lucy was seen as distant, not caring about Lupa. Luan was sometimes seen as not a Tully swing her daughter talking for her rather than listen to what she wanted. Lisa switched between mom and just a scientist with an experiment. Lola often didn’t care about her daught and would pick on her for fun. The only perfect moms were really Leni and Lana.




 >>/18122/
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Yeah I think I've seen a little of that. But I don't think the kids ever lashed out at the Moms in the same way they did Lincoln. They're not hostile and hateful towards the Moms, Dad meanwhile?

Yeah, it's open season. Only half joking there, with some of the stuff Lupa just on her own did her pulling a piece on him with live ammo isn't out of the question.

 >>/18126/
While I'm not a fan of how a lot of people to portray Lincoln as a saint that everybody loves, Pat constantly dragging Lincoln down always bugged me, especially when Lupa was involved.

Like grow a fucking pair and discipline your brats, you spineless fuck.


 >>/18127/

I think it's mostly because Lupa is usually portrayed as an edgy character who isn't really interested in anyone else and only thinks about herself or causing trouble for others. The only times I've seen her drawn in a “decent” way are when Julex, Dove, or Procras draw her.



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> But I don't think the kids ever lashed out at the Moms in the same way they did Lincoln. 
I don't see this as a big problem, just variable family dynamics, because kids was constantly also divided into camps of "always loving" and "normal relationships". Lincoln is mostly attacked by those who can be described as "difficult teenagers". Lupa and Lyra, to depending on headcanons and circumstances, Lemy. This is basically a basic idea: children should not have absolutely the same attitude towards their parents. Plus, if we're going to talk about it, there are plenty of headcanons where Leia and/or Liby was positive toward Lincoln and negative towards their mothers. I also remember an old fic where Leni had trouble communicating with Liena due to her poor understanding of sign language.



Lupa gets a piece!

Warning:has Daddy/daughter elements.

> Lupa brings home a piece.

> Old revolver. Looks like the shit.

> No ammo but great for getting freaks to back off.

> 'Uncle' Lincoln takes one look at it and scowls.

> Smirk because incest-pedo-freak-'Dad' is a pussy who won't do anything.

> Lupa's Face When Lincoln yoinks the thing out of her hand like it's nothing.

> Lupa's Face When she learns the hard way a healthy adult man can easy overpower a tiny teenage smoker.

> Turns out Lincoln was taking her bitching because of guilt/affection/whatever. Now she's crossed a line.

> Find herself manhandled and stripped of all her contraband.

> Pocket knife? Knicked.

> Lighter? Gone like the wind.

> Pepper Spray?

> She actually got a chance to use it.

> Because Lincoln decided to stand still and took it face-first to make a point.

> Lupa's Face When pepper spray is nothing to a man who grew up getting wrecked on the daily by the Loud Sisters. Luan's stinkbombs alone are worse.

> Bottom line: Lupa's disarmed and tied to a chair.

> Shout for help.

> Coward siblings hide instead. Can see Lincoln on the phone talking to her Mom.

> "... Not what we usually do but..."

> Stomach drops as Lincoln comes over. Face like stone.

> Sentence announced:

Room to be turned inside out and all her contraband stuff seized.
Grounded for a month.
No computer or phone privileges.
And a hundred hard wallops to her asscheeks. More if she bitches about it.
> Damn. Didn't know corporal punishment was even in the Loud handbook.

> Kind of weird when you remember the beatdowns Lincoln and the sisters used to give each other. But maybe that's why. No point in spanking kids who routinely give and take punishment to each other that should put someone in hospital.

> But it's Lupa's not-so-lucky day because her stunt just warranted a special exception.

> Smirk and try to play it cool as Lincoln unties her.

> Loose the cool as she gets turned over and has her pants pulled down.

> Holler and snarl defiance. Accuse of pedo shit.

> Light work: no reaction.

> Lupa can't say the same.

> First hit catches her by suprise.

> Yelp out of shock more than anything else. Never been spanked before. Sensation is new.

> Second time is just pain though. Grit her teeth and say nothing,

> She can take this. Baddest bitch in the house.

> Tenth time her eyes are watering.

> By twenty she's not bad anymore, just a bitch trying not to whimper too loudly.

> WHAP!

> WHAP!

> WHAP!

> The second after is the worst bit. Extra stinging that peaks just before the next hit resets to a new peak.

> Going to have to sleep on her belly.

> ...

> She loses track.

> Then something happens.

> Pain is still there.

> But different feeling.

> WHAP!

> The feeling starts growing. Gathering and feeling distinct.

> Feels...

> Good?


Part 1 of 2

> WHAP!

> Suddenly realize nips are hard as diamonds.

> Kind of like when-

> WHAP!

> Something important in her head snaps.

> Denial?

> Sanity?

> Whatever it was, it's gone now- and there's this brand new shiny link between the pain in her ass and her downstairs.

> WHAP!

> Squelch!

> Stomach drops out as everything stops.

> Oh fuck please no.

> I'm not one of THEM.

> Lupa turns her head.

> Sees Lincoln staring at his palm.

> Old fuck is whiter than usual.

> "... I guess you need to use the bathroom?"

> Blatant lie.

> They both know what that is.

> Kind of surprised he didn't keep going.

> You'd think an incest-pedo would jump at that kind of thing.

> "Go... go clean yourself up."

> Old fart is doing the tight smile thing. Like Lacey gave him one of her special shakes and can't cop to the fact it tastes like shit and vomit warmed over without breaking her heart.

> "Just go to your room after-"

> Wait what?

> Visions of daddy-daughter molestation in private fill her head.

> YOUR'RE NOT ADDING ME TO THE COLLECTION SHITHEAD.

> "... We'll skip the rest of the spanking. I think you got the point."

> ...

> Hunh?

> Lupa's Face When Lincoln just lets her go without the Bad Touch.

> Momentarily relieved.

> Then inexplicably pissed.

> AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

> Bro seriously draws the line here? Dude, the qualification for basic human decency is back before you knocked up your little sisters.

> Go upstairs and end day even more messed up in the head than usual. Also now slightly body insecure.

> Brand new level of fucked up.

> Kind of impressive.


Part 2 of 2









 >>/18145/
It seems to me that Luna might choose a career as Lulu only if Lyra were born as a guaranteed way to provide for her child and her future, rather than relying on the uncertain prospects of life in a fledgling niche rock band.



"Now remember, girls, this is a big responsibility." Lincoln warned as he walked his daughters into the library. "And it comes with a very big financial obligation if you take it lightly." He stated fiercely as he looked at his sister Lisa following along.

"I fail to see how a simple withholding of reading materials results in such exuberant fines, especially for the betterment of mankind." Lisa defended herself as she followed, studying the building front desk. "My latest invention is evidence of their bureaucratic nonsense and a testament to the will of innovation!"

Lincoln quickly shot her excuse down as he held the door open. "Let's just hope it's a testament to not reporting us to a credit bureau. It's our finances on the line for this, you know." 

"C'mon, guys!" Liby screamed, startling the room as she burst through the door. "They finally have the new issue that tells whether or not if the baby is one-eyed Jack's or Ace's." 

"Shhh!" A café filled with customers went. 

Lacy sprinted up to the double doors. "This guy's book must be important. Especially if you been waiting this long for it." 

"You like coming here. I don't. And why did you have to bring us with you? Couldn't you have just made this a boys trip?" Lupa sneered. 

"My word!" Lisa gasped. "I'll have you know the library is the most entertaining place in Royal Woods! A wonderland filled with knowledge of the ages. 

"Leopold and Lemy are off with Lyle and Gordon and Bobby." Liby shouted back, somewhat suspicious. "Something about getting their groove with the ladies back by getting some fresh suits on. Even Connor said he wanted to go with them. And he loves the library." 

"It seems we share that sentiment. In fact, it is precisely why I have decided to accompany you all here. Despite the perceived danger to my being." She added swiftly observing behind library shelves.

"Cmon, you'll love it." Lincoln coaxed. "It has books about science stuff, comics, different stories, even your Aunt Lola likes it. I bet they even have that book you and your mom li- " 

Just a quick look from Lupa bore holes in Lincoln's confidence to continue talking. It was a look that screamed, please DON'T, you wouldn't, and I dare you- a screenshot of an average teenage girl's mind. 

"..I bet they even have that book Me and your Mom likes." He corrected.

"Yeah, c'mon Lupa," Lacy shouted back, earning an ignored shush from the patrons, "the library has everything. It has fitness issues. It has sports articles and memoirs. It has training techniques and regimens- "

"Gee really?!" Lupa smiled. "Does it come with exercise advice and dumbells too?!" 

"Shhh!" 

"Sometimes they do! They even give you nutrition advice too? Wanna read some together?!" 

"Shhh!!"

"..No thanks." She sighed, stiffed by Lacy's lack of fight and sarcasm. "Imma just go look at the dirty magazines til Liby gets her book and its time to go."

"Shh- "

"Oh, shut up. Half of you are on Twitter and the rest of you are between lousy first drafts and your 3rd cup of coffee." She said as she shuffled up the stairs to the manga and kids section of the library.

"Well then, if anyone needs me or unfortunately looking for me, I'll be assisting ny nieces in their scholastic pursuits. While also perusing for the finishing touches to my layest invention." Lisa said as she walked the library, shielding her face as she examid the library exits and employees.

"Good morning, Panther." Liby chirped, as she watched Panther look up from her book. "How are you today?" 

"Ok. But, I'd be alot better in 15 minutes." Panther lazily waved back. 

"How come?" 

"Thats when I get off."  She smiled. 

"Hey Panther! Do you have any workout books for emos? Lupa and me were going to go exercise and she wanted to know if we had any books about dumbells and beginner exercises." Lacy smiled, running to the front desk.

"Ummm Lacy," Lincoln explained. "I don't think your sister really wants to exercise with y- " 

"Of course she does Mr.Loud." Panther interrupted. "Don't you see 

"Don't you see underneath all of that gloomy, chubby, bratty, borderline fatas- 

"Panther!" Lincoln warned. 

She smiled through a row of sharp teeth. "What? I was gonna say beneath all that is a girl that really wants to get active."

"Panty, you know that's not ri-" 

"Oh, did I forget to mention that the newest Muscle Fish comic is out today?" I know some people just don't have time to go pick up and buy them, but I'm always happy to share." 

"...Well, I guess a little tease isn't so bad." Lincoln looked away. "But no cursing." He added as he walked upstairs. 

"If you say so." Panther smiled and waved. 

The next 15 minutes passed in a blur as the Loud family raced around the library. Liby studied the new comic of Ace Savvy she found and proceeded to stand at checkout and theorize to Panther. Lacy looked up the various sets of exercises she'd try out at home, stopping occasionally to look for ways to get Lupa interested. Lupa walked around aimlessly in the adult section of books, but only a minute before rushing to search the kid section. Lisa, while picking up her own books, took time to return some of her own.

"I'll be happy to inform you that all of our children have found their age appropriate reading material and are accounted for." Lisa commented, occasionally stopping to look around the corners of bookshelves.

"Alright, so now all you have to do is fill this form out. You'll have your library cards, and we can get you checked out." Panther announced. 

"And you can get to your job at the perve- I mean the maid café right?." Lupa finished, earning an annoyed look from Panther. 

"...Just sign your name, date of birth and residence so we can get out of here." Panther scowled. "And you can finish reading- wait a minute, is that that pony novel from the kids section?! You know that's for elementary school kids, right?" 

"...That's not...What even is that" 

"Oh umm actually thats mine. One my little pon- eep!" Lincoln suddenly squeaked. A slight pop to his butt from Lupa, who whispered quickly into his ear. 

"Yes? One..?" Panther asked.

"I mean, one Pretty Pony: Equestriana Girls. For me." 

"If you say so." She smiled, ringing up the children's book.

"So who do you think Lady Ace is carrying the baby for? Liby asked, ready to finally hear Panther's thoughts as she sat her books on the shelf. "I think it's One-eyed Jack's, Savvy already has enough love interests. But what do you think?" 

"...I think the kid really belongs to Kitty and Lady Ace doesn't even know." Panther teased.

"..WHAT?! That's just stupi- " 

"Im ready!" Lacy came running to the desk. "I finally found it!" 

"Found what?" Lupa asked. 

"The workout magazines and articles for goth and emo kids. It took awhile but I finally found it!"

"There are no emo and goth workout boo-" 

"Yes there are. Here." Lacy explained.

In an instant, Lacy sat down an old article of a tall gothic woman being interviewed, holding a skull in one hand and a basketball in the other. The article was titled, 'How I Stack paper to the ceiling and rain 3 pointers on my short athletic sister.' Lupa was surprised to see it was a picture of none other than her Mom, Lucy Loud. 

"Now we can exercise together!" Lacy explained. "She recommends you do warm up with drills and situps. But we can start with suicide runs."

"Isn't that exciting Lupa?" Panther smarmed. 

"..Terrific." Lupa scowled.

"By the way, Mr. Loud. Could you give me a lift while a clock out? Dad says he's running late at Duds for Dudes. Something about some kids needing to bring back some suits." Panther asked as she grabbed her bag. 

"Sure." Lincoln perked. "Throw in that new Muscle Fish comic over the weekend, and Lincoln's Taxi service is at your disposal." He joked.

"You drive a hard bargain Linc- Mr. Loud. But I think that'll work just f- " 

"Yes, swimmingly dear. Now may we please finish issuing those library cards so we may leave. Post haste of you may?" Lisa sputtered her eyes, searching around the library.

"Relax, Lisa." Lincoln defended. "We're on our way, but we're not in a rush or anything." 

"I beg to differ. As amicable as this trip has been we must leave befor- " 

"Well Well Well..." An old woman's voice roared from the library entrance. 

"Oh no... it's YOU."

"That's right. Lisa Loud."

"...Mrs.Wetta, or perhaps Molly given our acquaintance." 

"Mrs.Wetta is fine." Molly answered, as she walked from behind the front desk. "I thought I saw you sneaking around. It seems I was about to leave right on time."

"How lucky for you." 

"Lucky me indeed. Now, onto the real reason we're here. Time to pay up! You owe more than a $1000 in late fees, missing books and replacements. And after all these years, I'm finally here to collect." 

Molly Wetta stood in front of the entrance with the declaration of a general going to war- focused, weathered, and ready to strike- already adding up bodies.

The library was finally silent. Filled with the bated breath of booklovers and onlookers. Even Lincoln stood with his kids, stuck with no clue of what to do.
...Then Lisa finally spoke.

"I suppose it's actually a blessing that we've crossed paths. I have quite the surprise for you Molly." She smiled, unsheathing her latest experiment. "I've been doing some science to my newest invention, Behold!" 

"Shhh!" A café of readers once again groaned.

"Unless it's cash or credit, I don't care about whatever.. that is." Molly stated, stepping closer. 

"And it is this exact lack of conviction and innovation that I counted on!" Lisa screamed as she pulled a gun from her hip. 

-PLOUW!- 

The gun beeped and rang as a small harmless green portal appeared beneath Lisa's feet. 

"Behold!" Lisa shouted.

"Shhh!" 

"Years of innovation and conviction you so foolishly ignored, all in favor of your precious library fines, now stands before you in all its scientific glory!" 

Molly was undeterred. "...Mrs.Loud, pay your fines, or I'll be forced to call the poli- "

"ln the words of an illustrious poet before my time, you may fine me, but first you'll have to find me." Lisa said before dipping the tip of her toe in the swirling green hole. "In informal terms of speaking; I don't owe you shi- " 

"Shhh- " 

-PLASH-

The library erupted in a blast of light as the green portal instantly swallowed Lisa whole. And just like that... she was gone. The entire library seemed unphased as they carried on like nothing happened. The only evidence hinting at her safety or even time at the library being a text to Lincoln that read:

/You have my utmost appreciation in serving as my cover to finally return those library books and acquire a few more. I'll see you and the girls tonight. And love you./

Lincoln was nearly smitten, before Molly Wetta turned to Lincoln. 

"Well Mr.Loud," Molly began. "Given that she's your wife, I take it you'll be covering her debts?" 

Lincoln stuttered as he searched for an excuse. "Umm... I'm actually not- " 

"I'll see you in the car Mr.Loud!" Panther shouted as she and the rest of the girls rushed to the exit.

"Shhh!" 

"Yes!" Liby followed. "We can talk more about who's kid Lady Ace is carrying. And why it can't be Kitty."

Lacy grabbed for Lupa and left for the exit. "C'mon Lupa, we can go try some of these exercises outside. In the interview, she mentions doing three sets of 20 sighs and thighs squats." 

"I'll just hold on to m- YOUR Princess Pony: Equestriana Girls book." Lupa spoke as she left. "I'll be in the car making sure no one steals it or something." She hugged it to her chest tightly as she left. 

"Well Mrs.Loud?" Molly resumed.

"..I'll actually have to call her.." Lincoln stammered. "I think she's coming back and ju- " 

"Don't you try and dissappear on me, Loud." She warned, standing near the exit. 

"Me? Run away? No, I was just going to ask how much she owes?" 

"I see." Molly answered as she walked back to front desk computer. "Given the outstanding debt she had at the age of 4, add 25 years of late fees. She owes approximately $293,487.99." 

"WHAT?!!"

"Shhh!"  

"Shocking, isn't it? Despite the need for knowledge, some people just aren't financially responsible." Molly sighed. "So will you be paying in credit, cash or deb- "  

-WOOSH- 

"HEY?!"

"I'll talk to her at home!" Lincoln screamed back as he blasted through the double door entry. "She'll pay it next time we come to the library!" 

"Get back here!" Molly shouted as she saw Lincoln flagging his girls down to start Vanzilla up. "You Louds or gonna pay!" 

"Sure we will...Next time." 

"Shhh- " 

"Oh shut up!" Lincoln screamed before Vanzilla screeched out of the parking lot.

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Ignoring the grammatical issues in some of these sentences. This wasn't bad. Pretty entertaining actually. Thought Lisa's reaction to owing what is a down payment on a house in fees was pretty funny. 200k? How many books have to go missing for Lisa to owe so much? Nice use of Panther. I'm not too lore familiar with her but I see anons talk about her sometimes, different headcanons and whatnot. Neat to see someone a bit more "niche" get a little time in a writefag's spotlight.



 >>/18156/
Okay well, no need to be rude, anon. I didn't know that. It's not obvious, at least to a newfag. I thought some writefag was feeling extra daring today.
Since you're apparently all knowing, who was the original author of this?














It wasn't the weirdest thing Lemy had ever asked her to do, but it still felt strange.

"Can you help me with this eyeliner?"

"I don't know anything about makeup, Lemy."

"But you're a girl." He countered.

Of course, he was correct. But it was one of those uninformed leaps of logic Lyra often expected from her little brother. Lyra really didn't know anything about makeup and she certainly didn't use it herself. There was no particular reason, even thought she usually worked to present herself as femininely as possible. One of the things Lyra prided herself on besides her maturity was being practical, and the effort just didn't seem worth it every morning for another day on the road.

She didn't think it was whorish though. Or out of place on boys. Lyra's mother was a rock star, and Lyra had been seeing people in that scene her whole life. Makeup was a big part of it. The teen could remember countless mornings when she was little, some of them before Lemy was even born, in the bathroom with her mothers while they applied makeup for their shows or whatever else. They were so vivid Lyra could still remember exactly how they'd done it, enough that she thought she could do it herself. Even though Lemy had memories just like it, Lyra undoubtedly held more experience.

"I suppose I could try..." She offered.

Lyra was surprised by just how naturally it all came to her. She'd never handled a brush before, but her hands were delicate enough to handle it like an expert. It was also the longest Lyra had ever seen Lemy stay still. After 10 minutes, both considered it a success. Lemy was hyping himself up in the mirror behind him. Lyra felt pleased with herself.

"What about nails?" He asked next. Just like eyeliner, Lyra had seen it enough to be confident she could do it, and she was right. Lemy would spend the next few hours admiring himself in their mirror, then immediately running to their moms when they finally came back.

"Check out what Lyra did!" He showed off his nails and tilted his head back.

"Whoa, Dude!" Luna joined him in his hype.

"Nice." Sam wasn't going to put him down either.

"Since when do you know how to do makeup?" Luna addressed her daughter. Lyra shrugged modestly.

"I've seen you guys doing it all my life."

"Learned from experts." Luna grinned. "You're pretty good at it, Dudette. You should try some for yourself."

"No thank you." Lyra hadn't changed her mind on that. "You should teach Lemy. He seems interested in it."

"Yeah, Lyra was really slow." Lemy added, making Luna and Sam smirk. Lyra didn't let it annoy her.

 >>/18130/

Good stuff. Could always use more loving Dad Lincoln. There's always plenty of 'deconstruction' edge shit, Dad/daughter shit, etc, etc.

But Lincoln just being a good Dad who loves his family is just always solid you know?















 >>/18188/
> ”The trick is to find any insecurities and make small nods to them.”
> ”What if they don’t have any?”
> ”Everyone has them, why look at Leia she has to live in my shadow and she’s not even good at that.”
> ”I’M RIGHT HERE MOTHER!”
> ”Ugh I know, shouldn’t you be peddling diabetes to the lower class?”
> ”I RUN A COOKIE BUSINESS, THAT OUT SELLS, THE GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA IN THIS TOWN!”
> ”Oh that reminds me, your shark friend came over I bought some of her cookies for you there in the kitchen with some milk.”
> ”YOU WHAT!”
> Leia runs to the kitchen and starts smashing plates.
> ”Wow I actually feel bad for her.”
> ”Don’t she’s breaking your father’s adequate China.”
> ”Should we stop her?”
> ”Nah gives me an excuse to buy your father proper plates for his birthday.”







 >>/18189/

>  >”Ugh I know, shouldn’t you be peddling diabetes to the lower class?”


Lola really acting like she's isn't the trashiest of white trash after literally fucking her brother and spawning one of the *dozens* of inbred kids in said white trash family.

10/10 in character (she really would do that).














 >>/18209/

It is kind of weird, but maybe RA just decided to wait to get her career in check instead of hopping on the teen mom train. Everyone else though? Nope, full throttle to babymomma central.

Either that or RA's a cuckquean and she was too busy getting off on Lincoln being every other female's spermbank for like a decade. Which is coomer logic but probably makes their relationship make more sense anyway; what other kind of woman would get involved an actual romance with Lincoln "Single-handedly reduced the genetic diversity of Michigan" Loud?


 >>/18211/
Guess it's one of those things that developed in the isolation of Discord. But there was a lot of playing around with Lyra and Cleo being tight knit since they were little girls and still hanging out as teens whenever Lyra was in town. I'll see if I can dig anything specific up.

 >>/18208/
> Lyra's Friends

Oh, you mean the OCs from Midgar, which are just another deposit of Lincoln's semen?

Pass.
And they used to be good characters with great designs, but now they're just sperm containers.

How disgusting.

 >>/18216/
God no. Not those two losers. I meant her old friend group aka Sonette, Pan, Vikki, and Terry. I'm aware like two of those characters have become Lincoln sex dolls but that's not the point of anything.

Unless you meant differently.

 >>/18215/
Was this before all the adopted Cleo BS?

 >>/18211/
 >>/18215/
I can't really summarize three years of loose ideas being thrown around, but I'll summarize the two most common things:

> Lyra and Cleo having a waitress job together.
> Cleo helping Lyra adjust to normal school and teenage life after so long homeschooling and having limited contact with peers.

 >>/18216/
Those two classmates from a private academy? I think that anon was referring to her old friend group. There were like four of them, Sonette is the only other one I can remember.



 >>/18220/

Pretty sure she's also one of the only characters who *didn't* get Logged? Endless daddy/daughter as far as the eye can see, but the latina girl whose entire personality was built around it got skipped?

I'm also pretty sure she was one of the OCs who were 'Lincoln is totally not the secret Dad *wink wink*'. So what gives?


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 >>/18217/
Oh, my bad, it’s just that Lyra’s group of friends… hasn’t really been around much lately.

Apart from those… two.

So, how do you think Lyra would interact with that group of friends right now?
Those four girls are all a bit different from each other compared to Lyra.

 >>/18208/
So what's the idea behind Cleo joining Lyra's group?
I still really like the design Dove created for Cleo.

She looks great now.
No Egyptian stereotypes or shit like that.

 >>/18223/
Unfortunately, Dove and Nevy still support the adoption shit and did the "lol black character has no father" stereotype. Because of course.

Call me woke but this fandom can be so cruel to minority characters.


 >>/18225/
I always found it weird she wasn't already in the group, especially since she's Sonette's twin sister. But I wonder how much it had to do with the headcanons where they have a strained relationship.

Pan was the Polly kid who I believe was missing a leg or something. Her whole thing was being the cynic/pessimist of the group if I remember right.

 >>/18224/
Oh, I'm not sure about that. 
I've only been able to talk to Nevy.

She’s unsure about Cleo’s current status, which tends to leave her vague about her origins and more focused on Cleo.
I mean, it makes sense that in her post she doesn’t mention “Loud” or “adopted” or “Clyde.”

According to her, Vale doesn’t really make it clear which origin he prefers, and he’s been away for who knows how long.

 >>/18227/
I recall Nevy posting some shit about Cleo's dad in her take being a deadbeat... because of course.

Like I really hate to be that guy and also point fingers and accusations and the like but I really really hate what's been done to Cleo to the point that I have a kneejerk reaction.


 >>/18231/
> Loan
Breaks down and cries because a stranger screamed at her and scared her
> Liena
Keeps walking unaware of the insult because she's deaf
> Lyra
Sticks her nose in the air and walks away haughtily while silently agreeing in her mind
> Liby
Scrunchs up her shoulders, clutches harder to her binders and walks faster to get away
> Lacy
"What's a slut?"
> Lupa
"My dad fucked your mom, shitlips."
> Leia
Huffs indignantly and get into an argument with the stranger, plans his downfall later
> Lizy
"What's a slut?"
Make something up for the boys, I'm at a loss for them.






> Standard SK Setup.

> Some absolute **** spiked Dad's drink. Now he's intoxicated.

> Lyra will assume it was probably Leia, she likes making distractions whenever Lyra's getting close to finding something incriminating on her

> Whoever it was, the result it the same. Meaning: Lincoln is a an affectionate menace to his offspring for the next six hours.

> Which sounds bearable until you realize he's kissing/crushing his kids into broken, spittle-bearing husks of themselves.

> "... kill meeee....."

> Loan shudders as she steps over the twitching remains of a sibling.

> (Better you than me)

> She feels guilty for thinking it but it's true.

> You might be asking why Loan- having a well-fortified door- would leave her secure zone in a time of terror.

> Well, you see under most circumstances the fridge is closely guarded by Liena. No snacking on the secure contents, no extra nibbles unless you want to risk getting a wooden-spoon wooping+drafting into kitchen prep for a week.

> But right now Liena's deserted her post in favor of the safety of the open road (and drag racing).

> So by using her strategic instincts, Loan made a calculated risk. She *dared* to leave her room, knowing full well Lincoln would probably be occupied hunting down her siblings, and they would be occupied either hiding or wishing they were- so there would be no one to see her sneaking. No one to report her.

> A bold plan (especially for her).

> And today?

> Fortune favors the bold.

> Packets of chips. A tub of ice cream, assorted other treats.

> All hastily pinched and stuffed into her old schoolbag. (She didn't have a fridge in her room, but it was chocolate so it would be gone before the night's end anyway).

> Enough NEET-rations to last her a week. Well past the time it'll take for the siblings to point fingers at each other over the stolen goodies, get into a murder cloud, and forget about the treats when the next disaster happens.

> Somehow, someway, she makes it back up to the top floor without an incident.

> Can still hear shouts and wails from from her siblings rooms, echoes from the vents. Fallen blood relatives still litter the hallway as she sneaks back.

> Door is still sealed by lock. Fuck up punching in the code with one sweaty hand. Get it right the fourth time and squeal like a pig when something jerks her back.

> Wait.

> No that's just the backpack getting caught on the doorframe.

> Heartrate a million miles a minute over nothing.

> Still get inside. Close door.

> Safe.

> Open bag.

> Goodies still inside.

> Can still hear wails of despair outside.

> She won.

> Operation Liquor Leveraged Larceny for Loan's Lunchtime Liberation is a total success!

> Quietly squeal at glee from the pleasure of ill-gotten gains!

> Salty!

> Sweet!

> Sticky!

> AND ALL HERS!

> She grabs the tub first (shocking right?) and dives into her bed. In seconds she assumes her blanket cocoon form, and a click of a remote illuminates her face with the reflected light of her screen.

> Isolated with Icecream, and all the wonders of the interwebs to entertain her. Imageboards, her favorite Yandere Boy Hentai, and the two or three good indie porngame sites that aren't trojan-bait and haven't been taken down yet.

> Good times.


> Actually she really should have taken a spoon too.

> Wait, there's one right there.

> Floating in mid air.

> No wait, that's just the darkness obscuring a hand.

> Look sightly left.

> Two shiny eyes stare back at her.

> The smell of alcohol hits her before the sound does.

> "Hi sweetie."

> Hi Dad.

> "Wanna know a secret?"

> ... "No?"

> Dad's eyes get closer, and now he's got a face in the light of her screen.

> (If this was one of her games, this would be when the heroine got violated.)

> (Which might still happen here. Just probably not *sexually*)

> (Probably)

> "It's a special secret." Dad's smiling now, the buck teeth and grin kind give him killer clown vibes. "The kind that brings only *joy*...."

> (Maybe she needs to revise that probably.)

> "I-I-I-"

> "Shhhhh...." Dad cuts her off with a gentle finger to her lips. He leans over her, and she's sud

> (Maybe she needs to revise that probably.)

> "I-I-I-"

> "Shhhhh...." Dad cuts her off with a gentle finger to her lips. He leans over her, and she's suddenly very aware that she's trapped by her own blankets.

> Her eyes dart around for an escape avenue.

> Spot the shapes her smaller siblings in the darkness.

> Look over and can vaguely make out the lack of a grill on her vent.

> Hear a rustle as the shapes pilfer her bag. Stare with betrayal at the Lupa and Leia shaped ones.

> Get flipped off by Lupa.

> "The secret..." she trembles as Dad leans in to her ear. "Is..."

> "Dad you-"

> "I LOVE YOU LOAN!"

> She swears she can hear vertebrae dislocating as Lincoln's arms clamp around her like steel vices. She gasps as best can- but can only whimper as Dad rains down a hailstorm of alcohol-scented kisses to any exposed part of her face and head.

> "Daaad whhhyyyyy..." she gasps as she desperately and utterly ineffectually tries to dodge his smooches.

> "Because I love you and you and yooouuuu!"



> Operation Liquor Leveraged Larceny Outcome:

-Complete loss of dignity (no discernible change)
-New stains to Loan's bed and blankets (icecream melted and spilled without consumption).
-Mysterious loss of all other pilfered snacks (no evidence found in Lupa or Leia's possession for *some* reason).
-Six hours of inescapable parental love. (Everyone else actually escaped for the rest of the night thanks to Loan being used as a bodypillow)
And finally;
-Kitchen duty for the next month, only spared the spoon because Liena took pity on her after seeing what was left of her after Lincoln was done with her.
> This is why she never left her room.


2/2





 >>/18241/

Liby's gonna join Loan on Kitchen duty if she keeps stealing all the pancakes like that.

Probaby only after she gets back from the hospital though. Since she's going to need a few days from the jumping she's about to get.






> Original trio is bumming around their room.
> Liby and Lupa notice Lacy glancing out the window every few minutes.
> Finally she sees something and jumps in excitement. 
> "My friends are here!" She runs out of the room.
> Liby and Lupa glance at each other in confusion and go and look out the window.
> Sitting in the front yard is a pack of maybe 20 dogs, domestic and feral, patiently waiting.
> They all jump around in excitement when Lacy comes out.
> The sunshine girl is sure to pet each and every one of them.
> Eventually she skips off towards the park, the dogs following behind.
> Lupa and Liby stare at each other again, utterly flabbergasted at what they just saw.

Lacy continues to defy her mother's aspirations for her of being a star sportswoman by going through her Disney princess phase.













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 >>/18256/
 >>/18257/
I'm not certain these actually violate the global rules, since no direct form of intercourse is actually being depicted despite the obvious implication of the third image. I'm not sure if the presence of white fluid constitutes a depiction of sexual conduct, So I'm going to spoiler them for now (for those of you who don't want to see that), if admin deletes them then I'll include that class of image in the "delete on sight" category for the future. Sorry to disappoint, but that image is a very strange case. I will however say the appeal is lost on me. Not sure if people generally would prefer that kind of thing be removed anyways.












Here's a poll regarding NSFW content in the general, try not to get crazy with the numbers. Currently trying to see if I can find more specifics on /operate/ or if I can find the admin to ask about it again.
https://strawpoll.com/61gD9rzbOZw




 >>/18279/
What version? Oldest sister (except Rinn)? Where Lori is just a surrogate mother? Or where she has no connection to the Louds at all?

However... She generally is a rare character. You probably will only find Lari among the spanish fics or if someone make a art gift to Lemon.







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"Leia
In my headcanon, Leia likes to tease her mother Linka, but deep down she loves and admires her very much. But she prefers to keep her pride and make hurtful comments. 

Linka knows this, which is why she doesn’t correct her, she loves her daughter just the way she is. 

Although sometimes, if Lexx feels his daughter is going too far with her comments, he sets limits by threatening to interfere with her “business.” Lexx is proud of Leia, but just like her, he would never admit it in public."

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 >>/18296/
While I imagine Linka to be quite flirtatious and adept at using her feminine charms, that message wasn't about sexuality, it was about strength of character. After all, the burden Lincoln "distributes" between his sisters falls entirely on Linka's shoulders, and there was likely significant social pressure she had to overcome.

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 >>/18297/
I still think that using Linka to “bring” all the Sinkids into the same universe is very, very complicated.

Especially because of the number of pregnancies she would have—not just from her brothers, but from other guys as well.

And considering that Linka is young, that’s twice as bad for someone her age.

That’s why I think that, at most, some of the “sinkids” would be the children of the brothers’ partners, and they would just see Linka as a second mother or a cool aunt.


But I get what you mean, Linka should be more determined.
Although I don't know, Linka is a good mother.
And with Linka, I can see her being a loving, doting mother to her children (or her siblings' children)

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 >>/18298/
> Especially because of the number of pregnancies she would have—not just from her brothers, but from other guys as well.
From what i've seen and read, most agree that in Linka case there are no palce for halfbloods and her relationships are entirely within the family. I personally adhere to the headcanon that she has only a core group of children.
> That’s why I think that, at most, some of the “sinkids” would be the children of the brothers’ partners, and they would just see Linka as a second mother or a cool aunt.
Can't say anything good about this, as i'm one of those who think that writing Lincoln/Linka as just an uncle kill the whole idea of ​​sk and take them out of "neutral ship territory" which could lead to unwanted conflicts. Plus, from my perspective such canon won't make practical meaning and distinction if all children are constantly with the head family, and the other parent are somewhere else and aren't involved in their life (which usually happen, at least out of a reluctance to inflate the cast and significantly revise sk personality) + always looming shadow of plot where Lincoln pretend to be an just uncle and many people have this thought in their heads and waiting for inevitable "coming out". Looking back at existing fics and hc that didn't want the whole Loud gang involved in incestuous adventure, the more successful one were usually those that simply didn't include affiliated children.
> Although I don't know, Linka is a good mother.
Like these characteristic are not mutually exclusive parameters, you know? I would even say that to BE a good mother she need to have a backbone, be an authority. I personally imagine her to have many of Rita traits, but more confident and independent, with the ability show who boss here with a stern mother's gaze and to put a stop on cartoon sibling fight among her children and likely brothers.










Anyone else notice a sudden change in Endchan's layout? I used to be able to see the last three replies of each thread browsing the general page. Now, I have to actually click the thread to view them. Kind of annoying.
 >>/18308/
Talk about it. People come and go, I guess.
 >>/18310/
Interesting name choices. Didn't even know Lute was a name. Apparently something rare from the Greeks. Wow. I feel uncultured. Lottie however, not sure who that's suppose to represent. Is that Lyle?





> Ordinary morning in the Loud House after seven years since Loan was born.

> Older girls hustling and bustling, little girls getting ready for existence as a little kid.

> Lincoln trying to keep chaos in order.

> Main caretaker for the offspring since his sisters are all either in school, or are busy with their careers.

> Lori doing Law/Golf/whatever, Leni making headway as a fashionista, Luna on the tour bus, etc, etc.

> But Lincoln doesn't really *need* to leave the house for his stuff (when he has time for it), so Daddy daycare for the rest of time.

> Or at least until the most time-intensive parts of the parenting is done with. Lori's been hinting about taking Loan with her permanently soon and Luna wants Lyra to hop on the tour bus as soon as she's ready.

> Might feel bad getting the hardest years of child-rearing to himself, but that would imply that he's had enough sleep in the past week to process emotions.

> "Daddy the eggs are done."

> Loan was the one who spoke, but look down to see Liena pointing at the omelette/scrambled eggs (he was tired okay).

> "Thanks girls," smile at offspring as thanks for sparing them burned eggs.

> Scoop and serve, scoop and serve, scoop and serve.

> Breakfast is served.

> Go help Little Liby get hers to her face.

> Feel a tug on his jeans.

> "Thank you Dad." Lyra looks up to him, all polite and proper as a four year old can be.

> The rest remember their manners and say or sign the same.

> Feels good to be appreciated.

> Later that day. Getting Loan to school.

> Drop her off. Help her get out of the Van, make sure she has her bag and lunch and all that.

> Suddenly get a hug around leg.

> "I love you Dad."

> Heart melts.

> Kneel down and give her a big Dad hug.

> "I love you too Loan."

> Give her a quick kiss on the cheek while the other kids aren't looking.

> "Have great day."

> Loan does her shy smile with the scrunched up lips (everyone's favorite Loan expression) before going off to (hopefully) do just that.

> Feels good to be Dad.


 >>/18213/

> Some people wondered why a self respecting woman would stay with a man who spawned kids like weeds.

> They didn't get that that was the appeal.

> Ronnie Anne wasn't some submissive just letting her man do whatever because she couldn't do better than him.

> She was the one who usually set things up.

> Lincoln was cute, handsome in his own way. And very, very fertile.

> But putting some girl and that fertility together? Seeing them swell up a few months later because she arranged it?

> Even if she wasn't the one who was doing the seeding (most of the time, she had strap on with a reservoir for the odd lesbian she found), she was one who made it happen.

> And that was what made it hot.

> That was dominance. That was power.

> And Ronnie Anne Santiago liked it.

Let's see what we got this week. Lot of garbo reposts, more delusion, stalking of your bogeymen or man in this case (unsure if he even commed that Lioxdz seems to just really like them), some greens with garb and fag in em, and some greens that are actually nice w/o. Hm, so mostly nothing, for the x time.



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